Chapter 539

Liu Mei is actually familiar with Guo Dalin, but she is unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu. She has always heard Li Tiezhu's name in the past two years, but she doesn't pay much attention. At first, she thought it was a new top-grade small fresh meat. After a long time, she found out, oh, so the guy who is red in half the sky looks like this? That's it?

Li Tiezhu worships Liu Mei. She is the idol of Li Fugui and Li Tiezhu. Li Fugui likes her sketches, and Li Tiezhu likes her TV play "a family of children".

Liu Mei took the lead in saying, "what year did you come from, dalinzi?"

Guo Dalin: "I'm from 1996."

Liu Mei: "twenty two, it's not small. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Huh?!

Program group: the care of elders will always make people's brains ache.

Guo Dalin panicked: "come up and ask this question?"

"Don't let me ask?"

"No, not yet."

Liu Mei looked at Li Tiezhu again and said, "what about you, son? When were you born?"

Li Tiezhu: "98."

"Yo, Hello! True or false? You look much more vicissitudes than Da Linzi. Didn't you hide it?"

"No, I've been black and ugly since I was a child."

"Ah ~ are all stars so self aware now? To tell you the truth, son, you are a little shabby, but it's all right. We're young, only 20."

"How old are you?"

"Can I... don't talk about this problem? You ask me, ouch, I'm angry."

"Anyway, my father has loved to see your sketches since he was a child."

"Stop recording, go, hurt your self-esteem!"

Barrage:

"The narrator of this program is interesting..."

"For Da Linzi."

"Look at the iron pillar."

"Come and learn how to talk with Guo Dalin."

"Learn from iron pillars."

"He was urged to get married again. Da Linzi couldn't escape his fate."

"The iron pillar looks like twenty-eight, ha ha..."

"Easily resolve the embarrassment Guo Dalin, and the backhand is even more embarrassing Li Tiezhu."

"My father saw your sketch since childhood. This knife is really cruel!"

"Society is my iron pillar!"

Guo Dalin quickly dragged Liu Mei who pretended to leave back: "don't introduce, he's a mallet, otherwise the program team won't let him find fault."

Liu Mei: "how did this thing get red?"

Li Tiezhu said, "rare things are precious."

Liu Mei: "

Guo Dalin said with a smile, "his birthday is the day after tomorrow, but I, brother Yue, Tao Zi and brother Luhani celebrated his birthday together two days ago. Otherwise, I won't have a chance to fool him into our program!"

Liu Mei: "Oh, it's less than 20? No wonder you can't speak. Do you have a girlfriend? It's not urgent."

"Yes."

"Hum? Really? Can you broadcast it? Why don't you cut it off?"

"No, people all over the country know that my girlfriend is Matsushita."

"Little Nezha? Hey... I'm out of touch with society? You're a singer, aren't you? Are there any representative works?"

Li Tiezhu drank tea: "that's a long story. Let me tell you, my songs are representative works."

Liu Mei: "you are really not modest!"

Guo Dalin said with a smile, "Aunt Mei, you're really ignorant. He's really a classic. It's not sealed by our young people. His fans cover all ages. Moreover, his crosstalk is better than my father. Where can I make sense?"

Liu Mei frowned: "you two just fool me. How can a singer talk about crosstalk?"

Guo Dalin: "really! I'll find you a video. When he was performing at Jinmen Yunde club, the audience didn't stop three times. What he told him was my partner Taozi. They were young..."

Liu Mei was a little shaken: "three returns? Can you really talk about crosstalk?"

Guo Dalin: "no one can deceive you! Brother Zhu became a self-taught talent and created a new art of music crosstalk! Besides, you know, the soldier assault? He wrote, directed and acted by himself."

Liu Mei: "I've heard of it. It's very hot. My son likes it very much. But I didn't see it. I knew that the primitive man was very good last time."

Li Tiezhu said modestly, "I'm flattered. It all depends on my peers!"

Liu Mei: "you are modest... Are you so modest? Why is this broken child so annoying and annoying!"

The barrage is very lively:

"It's starting again. Iron pillar really catches who and who! I like it."

"Serious brother never lies."

"He's been on the road for two years. He's still that iron Han Han."

"Liu Mei really doesn't know Li Tiezhu. Hasn't she even stopped singing?"

"Did you play it? Now, can anyone not know him?"

"Older people are normal."

"My father has seen Aunt Mei's sketches since he was a child."

At this time, Xiangjiang actress Su Lihui pushed the door in a wide knitted sweater: "Hello, hello..."

Liu Mei took the lead in hugging her. Then Guo Dalin bent over and shook hands to say hello, and then got a knife.

Su Lihui: Wow, how thick is your foundation? Is this mouth the latest lip color?

Rao is a talkative Guo Dalin can only say, "save me some face."

Finally, Li Tiezhu came up and shook hands.

After su Lihui and Li Tiezhu simply hugged each other, they repeated their old skills: "Tiezhu, meet again! Why don't you wear makeup? You just cast a shadow."

Li Tiezhu was not used to her: "do I still need to rescue? Makeup is also a waste of paint. It's better not to change."

Su Lihui: "that's cosmetics, not paint."

Li Tiezhu took the menu and handed it over: "everything you said is right, aunt. I'll take your order."

Su Lihui: "am I that old?"

Li Tiezhu: "my father watched your movies since childhood."

This is not nonsense. Anyway, until many years later, Li Tiezhu's family still kept the pirated disc of this aunt, but Li Fugui didn't allow Xiao Tiezhu to watch it. He said it was a horror film that would scare children.

Barrage:

"Fairy prologue."

"The goddess embarrassed Da Linzi."

"I'm still hard."

"As long as there is an iron pillar, we can carry out the embarrassment to the end."

"Laugh to death, paint?"

"It's a fault. It's clearly a problem."

"I would like to call Li Tiezhu the king of Taohua stronghold."

Make complaints about Taohuawu chief Tucao.

Soon, the dishes came up. Liu Mei and Su Lihui began to tease Guo Dalin strongly because he was good at "bullying", which was a social pistachio.

Li Tiezhu is different. He has thorns, so the two aunts talk to him less. Li Tiezhu is also happy to relax. He rinses mutton all the time. His spicy dipping material is fragrant. He is not used to sesame sauce.

Then, Liu Mei asked Su Lihui, "why did you come to this program?"

Su Lihui said seriously, "I'm telling the truth. I'm here for you. Then they said there's Da Linzi, oh ~ I think so, because I've seen his crosstalk."

It can be called textbook communicative language.

Li Tiezhu Leng Buding said, "aren't you the first guest to sign the contract? You didn't know they would come at that time."

Su Lihui, who was telling a serious story, died instantly: "I, this..."

Liu Mei: "Hey! I'm really coming to pick on you."

Guo Dalin rounded up and said, "that didn't count just now. Let's go again, sister. Why on earth did you come?"

Su Lihui punched Li Tiezhu twice, lifted her hair and said, "just because he came, my friends and I like watching primitive people. Then it is said that this program is a relaxed version, and Tiezhu will come, so I came."

Li Tiezhu: "I was fooled into this program the day before yesterday. How can you know in advance?"

Su Lihui: "I..."

Guo Dalin: "iron pillar, can you stop talking? You'll have to kill us when our program starts."

Li Tiezhu: "the program group makes me real."

Next, we talked less and didn't ask any sensitive topics. We were afraid that Li Tiezhu would pick on us.

The program team also took the opportunity to tell the main content of the program to the guests. In fact, they have already read the detailed planning book and are very clear.

Then, they added wechat to each other and began to "invite" other guests.

Li Tiezhu is still eating. The three of them left first and went to shoot variety shows. Li Tiezhu doesn't have to go. He only needs to be behind the scenes and watch the real time shooting Tucao, or make complaints about it.

The first shot was the guest invited by Liu Mei, a singer Su long.

They obviously haven't seen each other together, so the scene was very embarrassing.

Liu Mei took the lead in asking, "eh? Are you from Nagada, Liaoshen?"

Su long: Yes

"How old did you start?"

"I've been making records since my junior year in senior high school."

"What's your most famous song?"

"I'm very famous."

"I'll go. Another confident child. Someone just told me that today's children are more confident than we were at that time."

"No, no, no, I'm kidding. I don't have a name in front of you."

Then, more embarrassing came. Liu Meifei wanted Su long to say a masterpiece. Su long was embarrassed to say, and then froze.

In the picture, Li Tiezhu said: "Xiao Xing, I'll see you later and a little sweet are all these. Why are you embarrassed to say? His songs are pretty good! Moreover, your program is too fake? She doesn't know the guests invited by Liu Mei? It's so embarrassing to meet? If you don't know, can't you search first? I think you don't call Taohuawu. It's called Taohuawu "Awkward dock."

Barrage:

"I'm embarrassed for Su long across the screen."

"Why do you have to ask other people's representative works?"

"Why is Su Long's face swollen?"

"I'll go. Iron pillar said my Sao. What should I do?"

"This program invites serious brothers to come. It's the curtain of sanctions! Let's have nothing to say."

"If it's an iron pillar, the backhand is a sentence. What's your masterpiece?"

Li Tiezhu sat on the director's side watching videos, tucking up one after another, and make complaints about it. After all, bug, which can be seen by his IQ, can bear this?

Then it was Zhou Erkang, who was a very wise man.

"I started wearing a mask fifteen years ago. It's called self-protection! Even if what I said doesn't sound good, I said it after careful consideration."

Li Tiezhu said, "it's the same as when I open my mouth. It doesn't sound good! Then why think carefully and waste brain cells."

Zhou Erkang: "I don't eat fried food or fast food."

Editor: "eating these foods makes people feel happy."

Zhou Erkang: "that's because you're unhappy. Do you need to eat it if you're already happy?"

Director: "..."

Li Tiezhu: "double the happiness! The teacher looks unhappy. People with thick nostrils are generally easy to get angry. The more angry they are, the thicker their nostrils will be, and then they need to wear a mask."

Barrage:

"Sleeping trough! Serious brother, please leave us a message!"