The plane was about to take off. Li Tiezhu turned off his cell phone and found that Zhao Liya next to him was still brushing a short video. He couldn't help but want to remind her, but he was a little embarrassed when he thought that she and she were in an embarrassing period after being too frank, so he hummed twice.
"Hum..."
Zhao Liya ignored Li Tiezhu and looked at Li boqian's short video of storytelling. As a Xichuan person, she must see Uncle Li.
Li Tiezhu looked around. There was no one playing with mobile phones. He whispered, "the plane is taking off."
Zhao Liya still ignored him.
Seeing a beautiful stewardess coming out, Li Tiezhu touched Zhao Liya with his arm.
"Ah!!"
Zhao Liya screamed and jumped up.
Li Tiezhu trembled with fear. What's wrong with it?
People around me looked at it strangely. Fortunately, it was first class. There were not many people. Those who wanted to sign a group photo had to pass. Zhao Liya didn't burst out. She smiled awkwardly and sat down again. Then she stepped on Li Tiezhu's toes and asked in a low voice:
"Why do you touch me? Shameless!"
Li Tiezhu: "I'm just next to you. You're a God."
Zhao Liya blushed: "I tell you, don't make any wrong ideas, otherwise, i... I'll call the police! You'll be ruined!"
She speaks Mandarin, not Xichuan dialect.
Li Tiezhu wondered, "I'm just reminding you that the plane is going to fly, and you're still brushing short videos."
Zhao Liya showed a pair of tiger teeth fiercely: "I want you to take care of it!"
Li Tiezhu can only shrug his shoulders and shake his head. It's really fragrant. After more than two years, the milk flavor on her body has not weakened, but has become more rich. It's also magical.
The stewardess came this way to remind and check whether the passengers' mobile phones were turned off.
Li Tiezhu obediently handed over his mobile phone and asked the stewardess to check it.
The stewardess smiled. The rumored Li Tiezhu was really simple and lovely. She said, "excuse me, Mr. Li Tiezhu, is this your only mobile phone?"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, mobile phones are so expensive. Thanks to buying two."
Songzhuer has two mobile phones, one for work and one for personal use, which are mainly used to make an appointment with wine and disco.
The stewardess couldn't help saying, "can I add your wechat?"
Li Tiezhu: "my mobile phone is off."
The stewardess smiled and said, "it doesn't matter. I'll come to you after the plane lands. I'm your fan."
Zhao Liya didn't know what was wrong. She sneered, "he has a girlfriend. You can add someone else's wechat."
The stewardess looked stiff: "this passenger, please turn off your cell phone. Thank you for your cooperation."
Zhao Liya handed over her mobile phone: "I turned on the flight mode. The short video is because I put down a buffer artifact. These videos are buffered in advance."
Stewardess: "please turn off your cell phone."
"I turned on the flight mode."
"According to the regulations of our airline, passengers must turn off their mobile phones."
"What's the point of flight mode? Do you have a hole in your brain? Flight mode has no effect like shutdown."
"Please turn off your phone."
"Grass!"
Zhao Liya rolled her eyes. Forced by the curious eyes of other passengers around, she had to turn off her cell phone.
The stewardess added, "miss."
Of course she knows Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya has a strong momentum in the past two years. She can be said to be the strongest female newcomer in the music world, but the stewardess pretends not to know her.
Hum! Drag what drag? Isn't he a star? Just a nice face. Take off your clothes and I'll kill you!
Cut, Wang Zi!
Zhao Liya frowned: "what's the matter?"
Stewardess: "please hand over the milk you carry privately. It is forbidden to carry liquid on the plane. Is it your first time to fly? I don't blame you. Hand it in."
Zhaoliya immediately red neck: "I didn't bring milk!"
Stewardess: "hand it in. I smell it. I don't blame you for flying for the first time."
Zhao Liya: "I often fly!"
Stewardess: "OK! You often fly. That's great. Then... Give me the milk."
Zhao Liya: "I, I..."
Li Tiezhu couldn't bear it. He said to the stewardess, "she didn't carry milk without permission. We were together. I understand this rule. I also wrote it in the script of my new film. Therefore, we didn't carry milk without permission."
Stewardess: "what's the matter with such a heavy milk smell? Don't tell me it's milk sugar!"
Li Tiezhu said, "it's body fragrance. I don't believe you smell it?"
The stewardess came up with a little doubt and sniffed around.
Zhao Liya died on the spot. The nearby passengers had their eyes shining, and others suddenly inhaled.
Then, the stewardess looked at Zhao Liya with a little jealousy, turned and walked away: "it's really... A smell of milk!"
Zhao Liya blushed like a red apple.
Li Tiezhu said to Zhao Liya, "don't thank me. I know you're shy, so I said it for you to avoid embarrassment."
Zhao Liya clenched her teeth: "thank you!"
Li Tiezhu: "you're welcome. What's the relationship between us? Say that."
Zhao Liya stamped on Li Tiezhu's toes: "what relationship do we have? Don't have any relationship, you know!"
The rabbit hit his eyes.
That night, she was forced to do business and performed several times in front of Li Tiezhu. She insisted that it didn't matter. It was really far fetched. But if there is a relationship, it is really unreasonable.
Li Tiezhu endured the pain and looked at the graceful back of the stewardess walking away, stunned.
"What are you looking at?"
Zhao Liya forced her feet.
Li Tiezhu didn't hurt at all. Because the rabbit didn't hit hard, he turned his head and said, "I suddenly had a bold idea."
Zhao Liya: "don't say!"
Li Tiezhu scratched his head. I didn't intend to tell you. I just got some inspiration from the stewardess incident just now. Then he put down the small table, took out his tablet and Bluetooth keyboard and began to change the script.
Zhao Liya: "what shameful things are you writing?"
Li Tiezhu: "the stewardess just gave me some inspiration for the script of" people in an embarrassing way ". I'll record it."
Zhao Liya made a hot face, resolutely twisted the beginning, turned on her mobile phone and continued to brush the short videos buffered and stored in advance.
Li Tiezhu was happy to change the script. Suddenly, he heard a burst of malicious laughter nearby and couldn't help turning around.
I don't know if I don't see it. I'm surprised at it.
Zhao Liya is brushing the short video of lengba learning cat jumping. How ashamed It is, especially in front of Zhao Liya, the initiator. To say the best in all the land is the sand sculpture, but tiktok is always the first to push the brush.
Zhao Liya looked at the video and smiled treacherously. She suddenly found Li Tiezhu peeping at the screen. She immediately brushed off the video and angrily said, "what are you peeping at?"
Li Tiezhu: "ah? Why? I can't even see it? I know it's your cat."
Zhao Liya blushed even more: "you... Don't want a face."
Li Tiezhu wondered, "what's none of my business? Why don't you leave the zoo if you ignore me? And you also give advice and tricks to trick Meng Zoyi to punish sister lengba. Now you still hurt me? Aren't you responsible for all these things?"
Zhao Liya ground her teeth and couldn't refute. Finally, she said, "anyway, it's all your fault."
Li Tiezhu was hard to argue. He kept changing the script.
Zhao Liya glanced at the script in the tablet and was so angry that her old blood almost gushed out.
Li Tiezhu is mentally retarded!
His inspiration came not from the stewardess, but from her Zhao Liya.
In the script, after Niu Geng drinks a bucket of milk and gets on the plane, Li Tiezhu adds a plot. The stewardess comes and asks Niu Geng if he has brought milk and asks him to hand it over. Li Chenggong witnessed Niu Geng drinking milk, so he joked that Niu Geng was eating white rabbit milk candy, which Niu Geng denied. Li Chenggong said that Niu Geng's body odor was milk. The stewardess came up to smell it and found that there was no body odor but body odor. At this time, Niu Geng belched. The stewardess finally smelled the smell of milk and ran away with her mouth covered.
It's such a plot. It's normal to open it, but when it's connected with the incident just now, it reveals malice everywhere, at least for Zhao Liya.
But what can she say?
Watching Li Tiezhu happily tap the keyboard, Zhao Liya's cheeks bulged high, turned off her mobile phone and was not interested in brushing the video.
Then, she lowered her head and smelled secretly. The smell was really strong, and there was no way.
……
In the evening, a roadside barbecue stall in Qingdao had a booming business.
Ning Shitou, Fang Bo and Shen mouteng are rolling up their kidneys. Today's play is finished and the effect is very ideal. Therefore, Ning Shitou paid for a private treat and also received the wind for Li Tiezhu. Although it is only a dragon suit, Li Tiezhu's status has never been the same.
This is related to Li Tiezhu's current coffee position, but not all. It is mainly that Li Tiezhu has become a demon of Ning stone.
I don't believe it. I can't direct your play!
Li Tiezhu's first play was "in full bloom" directed by Ning Shitou. There were few scenes, but it was very difficult to shoot, thanks to the translation of songzhuer. The second film was "drug God" supervised by Ning Shitou. The performance of the play was very smooth, and even the acting skills exploded. Therefore, Li Tiezhu won the best newcomer award of Jinlong Film Festival.
At that time, Ning Shitou said that he would invite Li Tiezhu in his next play. He didn't believe it was his own problem.
Well, here comes the new play crazy aliens, and Li Tiezhu also comes, and he doesn't bring the psycho Songzhu who gets in the way.
"This kidney is good. BOGO eats two more strings. After eating, you can be as fierce as Li Tiezhu."
Shen Mou Teng joked.
These three people are very familiar with Li Tiezhu.
Ning Shitou and Fang Bo don't say, it's quite familiar. Shen mouteng also did a program with Li Tiezhu. Although Li Tiezhu was not invited in Charlotte's troubles last year, Li Tiezhu still wrote him a song "calories". Of course, it also means to promote his apprentice Yang Feiyue.
Fang Bo suddenly smiled: "Hey, brother Teng, I tell you, don't look at the barbecue. The director is so nervous now."
Ning Shitou drank beer: "what am I nervous about?"
Fang Bo: "because Li Tiezhu is coming again! You are my nemesis."
Shen mouteng: "and me, I was punished miserably by him."
Fang Bo's face was rotten with laughter: "hahaha, right? Then we are rotten brothers and rotten brothers. We don't know what the director thinks! Tomorrow's play is estimated to be hanging. We can't live because of our own sins!"
Ning Shitou said, "where do I fall and where do I get up!"
Fang Bo: "even if you get up, Li Tiezhu can sit on your face. Do you believe it?"
Ning Shitou drank with a sullen head and thought to himself that I couldn't think of it at the beginning? Two painful experiences are not enough? Li Tiezhu, please!
At this time, Li Tiezhu followed the mobile phone navigation, took Zhao Liya to the small barbecue stand and called:
"Director! I think you're dead!"