Ning Shitou was not at ease. He emptied the cast and staff, vacated the open space outside Huaguo Mountain, and said to Zhao Liya, "who, you can drive two laps and practice more."
Shen mouteng: "yes! Practice. I don't want to change my partner on the way. Don't go to Fang Bo's ICU."
Fang Bo said gratefully, "you still love me. They all focus on whether Zhao Liya will drive."
Shen mouteng: "I just think that if I change the protagonist, I have to do it again."
Fang Bo: "you are special. How can you be as shameless as Li Tiezhu."
Li Tiezhu: "ah? What's none of my business?"
Fang Bo: "why don't you care?"
Li Tiezhu: "well... Bo Ge'er, do you want safflower oil? Ya ya!"
"What do I want safflower oil for?"
"Put some on your face."
"I don't want it!"
According to Zhao Liya, she drove her electric car around the square. In addition to driving to the green belt once and down the gutter once, it was generally good.
Ning Shitou: "OK! OK, keep shooting."
Fang Bo: "that's all right? You don't treat actors as animals! No, I mean, I don't treat actors as people. If I have three advantages and two disadvantages..."
Ning Shitou: "don't be afraid, the actors of our play have bought insurance."
Fang Bo: "well, no, what is insurance?"
Ning Shitou: "life accident insurance."
"Which company?"
"Man and beast!"
"Chinese people and animals? I can go to NIMA! I'm even more flustered."
"Don't worry, you and iron pillar can't hit you every time?"
"That means we'll hit again?"
"Filming, the conditions are difficult, overcome it."
"I'm NIMA..."
What else does Fang Bo have to say.
Ning Shitou said, "all departments are ready!"
After years of professional accomplishment, Fang Bo shut up and consciously stood next to Li Tiezhu to prepare for the performance. Of course, he didn't forget to look back anxiously at Zhao Liya driving the tram behind. The latter returned with a bright smile and tiger teeth flashing.
"Ai Ke Xing!"
"I tell you, the alien inside can fly... Hey! Hey..."
Fang Bo just began to say his lines. When he looked at Li Tiezhu, he saw Zhao Liya's car coming to him again. It was so cute that he was startled and flashed left and right. However, in her panic, Zhao Liya predicted Fang Bo's prediction and stepped on the accelerator as the brake.
"Sleeping trough... Ah!!"
Duang, Fang Bo fell to the ground for the second time.
It's not heavy, because the car can't get up fast, but if a normal person is hit, he can't stand stably.
Li Tiezhu stood beside him, safe and sound, with an ignorant face.
Zhao Liya jumped out of the car and turned pale. "What are you stopping me for? I'm scared to death."
Fang Bo got up hard: "I said, can you drive?"
Zhao Liya seemed to wear a mask of pain: "no!"
"Er..."
"I said no, I didn't even have a driver's license. You stopped me. I was driving well."
"You shake left and right and aim at me every time. It's called driving well?"
"If you don't move, you won't hit you."
"I... I saw you turning the steering wheel."
"I turned the steering wheel to avoid you, Mr. Fang Bo. As a result, you bumped into it yourself. Are you stupid?"
Fang Bo: "I... if it weren't for your grandfather and Zhao Tianhua, I would want to force you to quit the crew!"
Zhao Liya: "my grandfather can't drive either. He has a driver."
Fang Bo: "
At this time, Ning Shitou came up with a sigh and said, "Bo'er, don't hide. She's a novice. The more you hide, the more flustered she is. If you don't hide, she won't deliberately hit you."
Fang Bo: "really? Well... It's still my fault."
Zhao Liya endured the pain of carsickness and said, "be brave and don't be nervous."
Fang Bo: "
Ning Shitou pulled out his skull and looked at Li Tiezhu: "I won't invite you to act again! Forever."
Li Tiezhu said, "is it because I'm so popular that you can't afford to pay? Don't be afraid, I'll give you a discount."
Ning Shitou had a sentence that his mother was stuck in his throat, but he didn't say it.
"Come again! Bo'er, remember not to hide."
"Oh!"
Fang Bo thought, I didn't hide the first time. What's the result?
Start performing again.
Originally, Zhao Liya's driving skills have gradually improved, but she feels dizzy, cold limbs and carsick. She often gets carsick, so she loves the electric donkey. Therefore, at this moment, she wants to stay in Suke, Shudu.
"He can fly people up. Just now he hung me up. It must be two floors high... Ah ah ah?"
Fang Bo panicked once, and Zhao Liya rushed at her again.
No, I can't be nervous.
Calm down!
He forced himself to calm down and said, "take a big chain on the second floor, bang bang, pour, almost give it to me... Eh? Lying trough!"
This time, he couldn't help but be nervous, because Zhao Liya's car had soared to less than two meters, and the cliff came at him again, very accurate.
Fang Bo trembled and jumped. He had to say that his jumping ability was very excellent.
Directly jumped on Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu subconsciously stretched out his hand and came to a princess hug. The scene was a little embarrassed.
Zhao Liya's car snake skin moves out of the camera.
The director didn't stop. Li Tiezhu hardened his scalp and looked down at Fang Bo in his arms.
Fang Bo threw his hair enchanting: "I almost died."
Li Tiezhu: "how much do you drink?"
Fang Bo: "I didn't drink."
Li Tiezhu threw away Fang Bo with a look of disgust. It was really not a performance. He patted the police uniform: "how much do you drink?"
Fang Bo stumbled two steps: "Oh! Yes! Aliens let us drink."
Li Tiezhu showed constipation and was in place.
Fang Bo began to wave to him, "stop talking. Don't care how much wine he drank."
"No, you play with the police this big night?"
"Why do I play with the police?"
"What do you do?"
"I play monkey."
Li Tiezhu looked like he wanted to beat people.
Squeak——
At this time, Zhao Liya's car finally drifted into the warehouse and stopped. When she stopped, the car was crooked.
Then, Zhao Liya got out of the car and covered her chest: "Er, vomit..."
Retch up and walk a little crooked.
"Card!"
Ning Shitou finally stopped the performance. In this section, two scenes followed the shooting, both of which were long shots.
Fang Bo first apologized: "I'm sorry, director. I can't do it if I don't jump. I'm really coming for me."
Zhao Liya patted her chest and felt like vomiting.
It's also a talent to drive and vomit yourself.
Li Tiezhu said, "let's do it again. Is Ya Ya OK?"
Zhao Liya waved her hand: "slow... Slow..."
Ning Shitou looked at this and that, and finally said with a smile, "very perfect! Exceeded expectations! Passed."
"Ah?"
Three actors grow up at the same time, so perfunctory?
"It's really very good. Let's see the effect!"
Ning Shitou asks the three actors to go to the computer next to the director. Now they learn from Xu laoguai when making movies. They use FinalCut that can be roughly cut in time, which is very efficient.
Several actors watched it around the computer. It was really very essence. The most essence was that Fang Bo jumped and hugged Li Tiezhu's princess. They asked how much they drank, threw it away and asked how much they drank. It was very coherent and full of joy. Moreover, finally, Zhao Liya's retching when she stopped to get off is also unique.
Anyway, this is a comedy movie. What you want is laughter.
Li Tiezhu: "so... Let's take the following?"
Ning Shitou nodded again and again: "shoot, continue shooting. Teacher Shen is ready to come out!"
Shoot again.
"Sorry! I have to criticize you, police elder brother. In the middle of the night, a wine mask called the police and said that aliens were coming, so you also called the police? Is this too considerate of the common people?"
Shen mouteng is as obscene as ever.
Fang Bo: "are you deep well ice? What about aliens?"
Shen mouteng pointed to himself: "here! I'm an alien, OK?"
Zhao Liya covered her mouth and turned to the side of Shen Teng and Fang Bo: "vomit ~"
Fang Bo pushed Shen mouteng: "did you drink too much? Wake up."
Li Tiezhu was going to go to the door. Shen Teng stopped him: "drink wine once, make wine fraud once, that's all."
Li Tiezhu: "drink with you?"
Shen mouteng: "drink with me."
"Then you are an alien."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Which star are you from? Why? There are too many dark clouds to find home?"
Background: Zhao Liya is taking photos of Fang Bo for evidence collection, and Fang Bo explains with dancing.
Zhao Liya played by herself: "why did you two tear your clothes when drinking? There's still a wound on your face?"
Fang Bo: "aliens are ferocious!"
Zhao Liya looked back at Shen mouteng: "I see! If you encounter domestic violence in the future, remember to call the police. If you are voluntary, then... Pay attention to the scale!"
Shen tengmeng and Li Tiezhu were stunned.
The little train is starting!
Fang Bo was startled. There were no lines in the script. Moreover, according to the script, Zhao Liya didn't have a line.
But he was quick witted and quickly replied, "it's an alien, not him. We're fine. We take a nap in a bed."
Zhao Liya turned and walked away: "there's no need to describe the details, that's it."
She also added drama to herself, gave Li Tiezhu a retreating look, and then vomited, another nausea.
Li Tiezhu said to Shen mouteng, "happiness is OK, but pay attention to moderation. You see that he is covered with injuries. Don't you feel distressed? OK, after waking up, come to me for a temporary residence permit with your planet's valid certificates."
Shen Teng smiled awkwardly: "I... this is really bad."
Li Tiezhu pointed to the sky: "if you don't come, I'll repatriate you and let Xiao Zhao drive a spaceship."
Xiao Zhao: "vomit..."
"Card!"
After Ning Shitou stopped, he was surprised. How did NIMA get dirty? Moreover, Zhao Liya took the initiative to pollute it. It's really not a fuel-efficient lamp. It's a playwright.
However, the effect was unexpectedly good!
He had decided to give them a passionate and affectionate look at each other after the police left.
Wonderful!
"How's it going?"
"Director, I added words without authorization, vomit..."
"I'm stupid. Why am I abnormal?"
Ning Shitou said, "very good! This paragraph is left. The scenes of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are very interesting. Especially the sentence behind that Xiao Zhao drives a spaceship."