Chapter 561

Worship Guan Gong?

Why worship Guan Gong? I am the successor of socialism! Meat and vegetables are not taboo... No, atheists who don't invade ghosts and gods, you let me worship Guan Gong?

It's just to worship Guan Gong. At least he's also the second master. He's a famous expert in cutting with a knife in history.

But what the hell is Wong Tai Sin?

Generally speaking, although the Startup Ceremony has been prepared, Li Tiezhu still has some complaints and feels that it is unscientific.

"Don't force me, just kneel down and kowtow!"

Hong Dabao took time out of his busy schedule to attend the opening ceremony of his martial nephew's film. He was depressed because he didn't make an action film, not even a special military theme. It's a shame!

So Hong Dabao kicked down Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu did not dare to be angry or speak. Martial uncle Dabao was really cute and kissed him more than his master.

"Martial uncle, take it easy. The apprentice is delicate and expensive... Vomit ~"

Hong Dabao gave him another kick to stop him from pushing.

As a director, Li Tiezhu knelt down, and the others knelt down in turn. Then someone handed them three lit incense, three kowtows, and then inserted incense.

Obviously, the opening ceremony was held by chunxiangjiang fan'er for a simple reason, because Hong Dabao asked people to handle it.

It's a long story to say, but it's songzhuer who did it briefly.

At this time, songzhu'er, a dragon suit actor of the crew and the empress dowager, stood next to Hong Dabao, obediently and skillfully handed over a cup of strong tea and said:

"Elder martial uncle! How can I ask you to come by yourself? Tie Zhu and I are sorry. We don't know how to do it. We asked you to send someone who knows how to do it. As a result, you came in person. We are so ashamed..."

Hong dabaoniu stared: "what are you doing? Can't I come? Yuan Lou's fool doesn't care... I can still care? All right! Come to me for something, this film must be successful! The next generation of our martial brothers can succeed by pointing to the iron pillar..."

Matsushita: "Oh, we're under a lot of pressure like you! Kung Fu by Zhou Xingxing, wandering earth by Wu Jing, and crazy aliens by Fang Bo and Shen mouteng. It's good for our small budget film to have a box office of more than 100 million. Don't expect too much!"

Hong Dabao said, "don't think about Zhou Xingxing. I, yuanlou and Zhou farun can't resist... Besides, isn't Tiezhu the number one male? If Zhou Xingxing wins, Tiezhu wins! As for the other two... It's pretty powerful, but it doesn't matter! As long as Tiezhu can kill yuanlou's fool! Also special" magic detective Pu Songling " , what ghost movie? Shame! It's time for Tiezhu to tell him the truth! "

Matsushita: "what truth?"

Hong Dabao hugged his stomach: "the truth is that we are all old! Movies belong to the next generation! Let's just run errands and help... We have to see iron pillars and your generation to turn Hollywood over!"

Songzhu'er smiled modestly and said, "martial uncle is still young! Where are you old? Tie Zhu and I, ha ha... We are too young to bear such a great pressure."

The rabbit from one side smashed Zhao Liya and said coldly, "you can't even play a TV play now. Don't pretend to be forced, elder sister?"

If the usual pine and bamboo children, they must slap them, and then ride on the rabbit to scratch until she gives in.

But at this time, it was in front of master Bo. Songzhuer's IQ was not the highest in the zoo, but the EQ cliff was one of the highest.

She smiled sadly and said, "my acting skills are not good. I have to learn more to keep up with iron pillar."

This is special... It deserves to be the main palace!

Rabbit smashing is different. Obviously, it is extremely smart, but its EQ is in a mess. At this time, a sentence came: "you can't keep up with it. It's up to you? Anger only stares, sadness only blinks, ha!"

"Shut up!"

Hong Dabao is angry. Is there any sense of superiority or inferiority? Seeing that Zhao Liya was unusual, he said tentatively:

"Do you have a grudge against Tiezhu? You can't see him, can you?"

Relying on her grandfather's identity, Zhao Liya was not afraid of Hong Dabao and fought back sharply: "I don't have a grudge against silly Zhu! But songzhuer's acting is really not good. You haven't seen it. Forget it, you don't understand..."

Hong Dabao looked at Matsushita suspiciously: "what's the situation?"

Songzhu'er bit her lower lip, shook her head and said, "it's okay. It's normal to make noise..."

Hong Dabao immediately became angry. He took pine and bamboo to one side and asked in a low voice, "what's the origin of that girl? How does she feel stronger than that lengba? She bullied you?"

Songzhuer said, "her grandfather is Zhao Tianhua. How about lieutenant general? I can't afford it."

Hong Dabao couldn't breathe out the fragrance, so he had to swallow it back: "you... No problem? My stupid nephew depends on you. You can't fall down."

Songzhu'er said decisively, "I will stick to it! Don't worry, martial uncle. If they are strong again, it... Is also a foreign force. Iron pillar is kind to me. You don't have to worry."

Hong Dabao: "iron pillar, you fool!!!"

Matsushita: "don't say that about him, or I won't dare ask you for help in the future..."

Hong Dabao: "OK, OK! Hey... Like a teacher, like a disciple! It seems that you haven't taught anything, but actually? Perfect inheritance! Shit ~"

Songzhu'er said happily, "it's not entirely a bad thing. If Tiezhu is like his master, he will certainly make a world at the film festival. At that time, he will win glory for his martial uncle and our country! With Tiezhu's popularity abroad, if he can make a good film, he may catch up with his master."

Hong Dabao nodded: "it's possible that his popularity is too mysterious. It seems that everyone likes him. It's just that there are too many girls!"

Songzhu'er once again showed the style of a big woman, kuanjudo: "it's not a big deal. Those girls are very good, beautiful, lovely and sensible. Many times I don't do well and make them angry, that is, the whole family... There's no overnight hatred."

Hong Dabao's eyes were red and said, "yes! I'm relieved to have you with Tiezhu. I'm not like the fool of yuanlou... Forget it, you're a sensible man. I'll tell you frankly. The key to Tiezhu's success lies in himself. You can't let those chirping women affect him. You have to be strong and I'll support you!"

Songzhu'er said shyly, "that's not necessary. Iron pillars are good to me..."

Hong Dabao nodded deeply again. Li Tiezhu was lucky! As long as there is such a big woman, no fox can disturb him. After all, few can compete with pine and bamboo in terms of appearance! Including Zhao Liya just now.

Walking around, Hong Dabao found Li Tiezhu, who organized the crew members to worship God, kicked him and snorted.

Li Tiezhu: "martial uncle? What's up?"

Hong Dabao said coldly, "if you have nothing to do, you can't kick you?"

Xu Shanzheng, who had just inserted incense, put on a bald head: "yes! You can't kick you if you're okay? This is a favor from martial uncle! Many people can't get kicked if they want to. Besides, it's a blessing for you to be able to guest star in your film."

Hong Dabao was stunned: "what? What guest star?"

Li Tiezhu was also stunned: "didn't you say to play a guest role? Uncle Xu, do you remember wrong?"

Xu Shan contended for a bitch. Since he saw Hong Dabao, he didn't intend to let go. He turned his eyes and said, "didn't you say that your master came to play a guest role? I heard wrong?"

Hong Dabao looks at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu wondered, "when did I say it? I didn't say it!"

Up to now, Hong Dabao will not guest play this role as long as he is transparent. After all, he didn't say it in advance.

However, an accident happened. Songzhuer rushed in with a shy face and even a bit of cowardice: "I'm sorry, Uncle Xu, what... I just told you when I advised you to invest. In fact, I didn't decide at that time. I wanted to invite martial uncle. However, martial uncle is not in good health. Since filming Kung Fu After the injury, my physical condition is even worse. How can I bear... It's all my fault! "

Xu Shanzheng and song Zhuer didn't meet for the first time. Subconsciously, they cooperated and said, "ah... Fool me?"

Matsushita ChuChu said pitifully, "I'm sorry! Can you not withdraw your capital? We're already looking for other influential actors?"

Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Why don't I know? Are these things?

Xu Shan argued angrily, "it's one thing if you can let Mr. Hong play a guest role. It's another thing if you deceive me! You do business and make movies... Who dares to cooperate with you?"

Songzhuer is timid and afraid to speak. She is about to cry. Her acting skills are also very good.

Hong Dabao stood up and said, "Xiao Xu, are you right? My nephew's daughter-in-law told me about being a guest star, but I refused because I was in poor health. However, now that I am in good health, I can be a guest star. She didn't tell you? Isn't it appropriate for you to bully her like this?"

Xu Shanzheng nodded and bowed: "yes... I said, Zhu Er has always been honest and trustworthy. How can she cheat me? I was so surprised just now! It's all her fault. She likes to take the responsibility on herself. There are not many such women."

With that, he turned back quietly and winked at songzhu'er.

Finish!

Hong Dabao immediately turned his anger into joy and walked away with Xu Shanzheng: "yes! My martial nephew is lucky. Zhu Er is too tolerant..."

Songzhu erjiao looked at Li Tiezhu: "it's nice, martial uncle!"

Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyebrows: "then... You can't bully him, old man!"

Zhao Liya watched everything and rushed up and said, "wrong! We're not bullying Hong Dabao, we're helping him. He wants to help his younger generation make a good film, but he can't contribute. If he can make a guest appearance this time, it's a chance for him! Anyway, he has no play to play!"

Songzhu'er is different. He gently said: "as the leader of Xiangjiang action film, he can give full play to the waste heat in the current film, which is the inheritance of art! Tiezhu, this is a satisfactory answer for him and you. No matter how the box office of this film is, it symbolizes the passing on of the new and old filmmakers..."

Zhao Liya was thrilled: "ah! You... I'd like to call you the political commissar of the zoo!"

Matsushita: "you're still young! By the way, here's the pink collar. Come and play at home when you're free."

Zhao Liya: "bah!"

Li Tiezhu: "ah! After worship, it's time to pull the red cloth."