Chapter 565

Of course, straight man Li Tiezhu couldn't understand. He even perfectly rebounded to the autumn eyes sent by Xu Jiazhen: "are you uncomfortable with your eyes? I seem to have unused eye drops."

Xu Jiazhen: "I thank you! No need."

Li Tiezhu caught up: "if you have eye problems, see a doctor in time. Don't drag it. My second uncle's neighbor is a cataract."

Xu Jiazhen: "I'm so... I'm blind!"

"Why?"

"I... hey..."

"Does it affect reading the script?"

"You are blind to people, but you are not blind to scripts."

"That's good. When you're finished, you can go. The next play is twenty days later. I'll let you know then."

"Throw it away when you're finished?"

Xu Jiazhen is so angry that she suddenly finds that she doesn't seem qualified to talk to Li Tiezhu like this. She's too deep into the play. She's not Li Tiezhu's junior, because Li Tiezhu has clearly refused, which is also a tragedy.

Li Tiezhu was puzzled: "didn't I give you money? Did I think the film pay is low?"

Xu Jiazhen grinned: "you are really a little cute."

Li Tiezhu: "right? So I'm popular."

Xu Jiazhen left angrily and went to the nanny car to change her costume and remove her makeup.

Songzhuer came over and said, "isn't it interesting?"

Li Tiezhu said blankly, "what's interesting?"

"Pi you ah! Is it fun?"

"What skin?"

"Pi you, Xu Jiazhen, we've been PI her for a whole year. What do you call PI you?"

"Yes?"

"No?"

After a while, everyone packed up and prepared for the transition. The next play is at the airport.

And Xu Jiazhen has to catch a car back to Hengdian.

Songzhu'er called Xu Jiazhen: "Hello! Is there anyone else bullying you now?"

Xu Jiazhen's eyes dodged: "this crew doesn't have it for the time being."

Songzhuer shook his head: "don't you know tea? How can you be bullied?"

"When I went to the crew, I found that they are better at tea art than me. Moreover, they have a relationship with their background."

"Don't you? If you are bullied again, report the name of Tiezhu. Do you understand?"

"Ah?"

"Ah, what? Shame!"

"But..."

"Nothing good, but in this way, you take a picture of yourself before going to bed every night and send it to Tiezhu to confirm that you are not injured or how, and then write a diary of no less than 300 words to Tiezhu."

"What?"

Xu Jiazhen's expression suddenly became strange. She peeped at Li Tiezhu beside her and wondered whose idea it was? So evil, shouldn't it be Li Tiezhu?

Song Zhuer said, "what? Tie Zhu and I found a relationship and asked you to film. As a result, you were bullied. Isn't this hitting us in the face?"

Xu Jiazhen: "sorry."

Song Zhuer said, "don't talk nonsense. Can you send it?"

Xu Jiazhen bit his lip: "hair. Do you send it to iron pillars every day? Do you still send it after filming?"

Matsushita: "send it every day! Report everything in detail. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu is so busy that he doesn't have the energy to care what you are doing and whether you have been bullied. Right? It's for your own good!"

Xu Jiazhen glanced at Li Tiezhu and quickly lowered his head: "OK, I know. Let's start today."

Then Xu Jiazhen left.

Li Tiezhu is still dizzy. He doesn't know what the daily report means, but he just feels a little wrong.

Songzhu'er patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "Hey, hey... Fun!"

Li Tiezhu said, "zhu'er, I always think this report seems a little strange. What do you think?"

Matsushita: "how can I have such a bad taste? It's the rabbit's idea."

In the distance, Zhao Liya hid her skills and name: "hee hee..."

……

Transferred to the airport to continue shooting, because it was coordinated with the airport in advance, occupying a security channel and ticket counter. Now is the off-season, so the passenger flow at the airport is not large, and the crew shooting will not affect the passengers.

When everything was ready, Xu Shan tried to put on makeup and wear a wig. Li Tiezhu also changed his clothes and put on makeup.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help asking, "Uncle Xu, are you really not going to have a hair transplant? You look like you have hair. You seem to weigh your head too much."

Xu Shanzheng said angrily, "I just like marinated eggs, okay?"

Li Tiezhu: "the second half price."

"Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll

"Bamboo hasn't put on makeup yet. How can I take it? Wait."

"I hear who's coming to play a guest role? With his son?"

"Brother pheasant?"

"Yes, how does he arrange it? There is no suitable role?"

"Change the script! Zhou Xingxing said that the more you change the script, the more you feel. If it remains unchanged, it will be rigid, especially comedy."

"Don't let Ning Shitou hear. Does the pheasant want a piece of pay?"

"No. He and Jiashi crawling came to Chang Sha to record where's dad. They stopped by to ask me for a song. I'll let him guest star. It's OK to be a colored egg. Jiashi crawling is quite popular on that program recently."

"No money, just pull a few more."

Xu Shanzheng is also a stingy person, especially in movies, so he has such a good relationship with Li Tiezhu.

At this time, songzhuer put on makeup and came out in red ground work clothes. It looks like that. You can start shooting.

Zhao Liya poked: "the men and women are finally going to meet by chance! Let the spark come more brilliant."

Li Tiezhu: "Why are you still poking here? Go and change your clothes and make up. By the way, get familiar with the script. The next scene is your play."

The rabbit bounced away, inexplicably excited.

"How could it not be first class?"

"I'm sorry, sir. You booked an economy class ticket."

"If you take another look, will it be business class?"

"It's really economy class. That's how the computer displays. Do you know the computer?"

"I know! Shall I pay more? Can I upgrade?"

"I'm sorry, sir. First class and business class are full. That's what the computer shows. You know..."

"OK, I know the computer. You ask the computer to give me a window seat."

"Sorry, the computer here is in first class. Economy class is over there."

Xu Shan was embarrassed and sighed helplessly.

Songzhuer added a line to himself: "don't worry, sir, there are computers over there."

Xu Shanzheng dragged his suitcase away.

"Card!"

Li Tiezhu stopped.

Xu Shanzheng looked at him and asked, "can you? If you can't, do you ask songzhuer not to add lines. Do I look like a person who doesn't know what a computer is?"

Songzhuer secretly sticks out his tongue. My husband is a director. Do you mind me?

Li Tiezhu said happily, "very good. This one has passed."

Xu Shan argued bitterly: "true or false? Don't be perfunctory. We're still pointing to this film to make things. Her addition of this line is simply contempt for me and offending me!"

Producer Tao Hong said with a hammer: "comedy is offensive! It's really good."

Xu Shan's resistance failed.

In the next play, Li Tiezhu took a bucket of milk to get the ticket.

"Sir, do you need to check your luggage? I think you have more luggage. It's better to check it."

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm strong and can carry it. I learned Kung Fu from Cheng Dalong and Li Xiaojie since childhood."

"Well, here is your plane ticket."

"Is this to Changsha?"

"This is the one to Changsha."

"Is this a station ticket or a seat ticket?"

"All flights are by ticket."

"Ah! How advanced."

"Thank you. Take your time."

Niu Geng looked at the ticket and left. It was Li Chenggong's turn to come up:

"Li Chenggong."

"Where is the platform?"

Niu Geng flashed back again. He was too strong and put his shoulder directly on Xu Shan's lung.

Xu Shanzheng immediately coughed and said his lines: "cough... Hey! Boy, this is cough... The airport, no, no platform. Take your boarding pass and animal ID card and go over there for security check. Gate 2B, seat 13C, go, cough..."

Li Tiezhu walked away and came back: "2B, how can I go?"

Li Tiezhu said the wrong line.

Xu Shanzheng responded quickly: "you are 2B, cough..."

"I'm asking 2B how to go, brother."

"Go through the security check first. After the security check, you'll find 2B it. Go!"

"Thank you 2B, no, thank you, brother."

Xu Shanzheng shouted, "card! Li Tiezhu, do you swear? Do you mean it?"

Li Tiezhu: "no, I'm just a little nervous."

"You're so nervous about directing and acting yourself!"

"Just nervous."

Xu Shanzheng ignored him. He went to the side, picked up a bottle of juice and drank it. He went to see the rough cutting in this paragraph just now. This technology is standard for film shooting now.

Tao Hong and Li Tiezhu also went to see it together, as well as Luhani, songzhuer, sun Xixi and others. Except Xu Shanzheng, everyone laughed.

Xu Shan struggled helplessly: "that is to say, you all think it's no problem to change this section of magic into this?"

Tao Hong: "what about that? Comedy lies in offense!"

Xu Shanzheng: "

Then, it went smoothly to the last play in the airport, the opposite play of Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu.

Many years later, when the penguin video "people in the embarrassing way" was broadcast here, the barrage was overwhelming, gongs, drums and firecrackers were blaring:

"High energy ahead!"

"Nuclear power ahead!"

"The famous audience is coming. Let's prepare."

"Look at this paragraph, you will laugh and get pregnant."

"Don't look when you are pregnant. It's easy to laugh children."

"I was in the cinema and almost died on the spot."

"Xu Sanduo is driving big, flash!"

"The top is this paragraph."

"Serious brother cow force!"

"These goods have wrong eyes."

"Watch it and laugh again."

However, when filming this plot, it didn't go well because... Li Tiezhu couldn't catch Zhao Liya's play.

Before, people couldn't catch Li Tiezhu's play until he met a rabbit.

"... but why don't I bring this bottle of milk?"

"Excuse me, sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed to be brought on the plane. Hee hee..."

"Let's sit on the fire..."

Li Tiezhu laughed and said helplessly, "card! Rabbit... Ya Ya, just say your lines. What does heehee hee mean?"

Zhao Liya: "this is the special attribute I give this role."

Songzhu'er said, "you speak your lines well. Hee hee hee is too diaphragmatic. The real staff certainly won't be like this."

Zhao Liya is a little wronged.

Xu Shan argued, "I think it's good! This is a movie, a comedy movie. Don't think so much about the reality. After all... Comedy lies in offense!"

I've been offended several times, and I've been stabbed. Can't you Li Tiezhu be offended?

Zhao Liya immediately raised her small chest: "yes! Li Tiezhu, you still say me in your own laughter!"