Chapter 582

Although he joined the crew on the first day, Zhou Xingxing was not unfamiliar at all. He easily directed all departments and actors around. It seemed busy but orderly. His efficiency was much higher than that of Li Tiezhu.

In addition to Xingye's own experience and ability, the main reason is that the crew structure and working mode of "people in the embarrassing way" are almost the simplified version of the crew of "Kung Fu", and the working process and operation mode are completely copied.

Because Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi had only made a TV play like soldier assault before and had many problems, they chose to copy their homework.

When Li Tiezhu went to shoot Kung Fu, he was stealing teachers, while Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing stopped to teach him from time to time for fear that he wouldn't learn.

It is precisely because of this that Xingye can be so seamlessly connected in this crew. In addition, he also helps to smooth out the problematic links during the filming interval, so as to make the whole crew more compact and efficient.

At the beginning, everyone was still reading jokes and thought that Xingye came to punish Li Tiezhu. He stopped laughing at the back.

Obviously, Xingye came to teach Li Tiezhu.

"This panorama should be well designed, okay? Its significance is not to transition the plot, but to explain the environment faced by the protagonists next."

"Ah..."

"The long view is a bus, and the close view is a tea garden and tea farmers, right? What about the characteristics?"

"What features?"

"Alas! Go away. Sun Xixi, what's interesting about the picture? It's peaceful? You know Ping. Don't try to change it? Who, go to the village and find a four or five-year-old child to pee here."

"Is it too violent?"

"Well, the child peed, and then the car hit someone. In the sound of the brake, the child's urine stopped suddenly. After Li Tiezhu got out the grandma's Jujube pit, the child continued to pee."

"Pee for so long?"

"You care so much, comedy, understand? How can there be so much realistic logic?"

"Won't it fail?"

"Shoot it first! Besides, borrow a seat to shoot it. Do you think the child really has so much urine? How good is his kidney?"

However, Li Tiezhu's understanding is extremely limited and he hasn't learned much at all.

Zhou Xingxing was not angry either, because he had already expected it, so he often told sun Xixi, the photography director and deputy director, that although this guy looks obscene, he has excellent professional ability and is very smart.

He has made it clear that sun Xixi has basically been tied to Li Tiezhu's chariot in his life. They are in collusion. Er... Fit baby?

Anyway, sun Xixi has the ability but no capital and no creativity. Li Tiezhu has ideas and resources, but he is a fool. If they cooperate, they will be mutually beneficial and win-win, and if they lose both.

After shooting the children in the tea garden, Zhou Xingxing took the crew to the village and took the picture of the village head dragging the old woman across the road.

Sun Xixi and Li Tiezhu were watched by Zhou Xingxing.

In the distance, Luhani was lying on the brick wall in the countryside and was forced to do business and sign for Liu Xiaohua. She brought hundreds of Luhani posters and was ready to go back to sell big money after getting the signature.

Since the failure of the tiktok, she has received fewer advertisements and has been doing the reselling of her signature.

When his hands were soft, Luhani said, "sister, can I have a rest?"

Liu Xiaohua handed the spicy strips to the fat deer and said, "eat, I'll come!"

Then, Liu Xiaohua picked up the signature brush to brush and work. Not to mention, the Luhani signature she copied still has some charm.

Luhani was very touched: "do children now work so hard to make money? Then what excuse do I have not to work hard?"

Liu Xiaohua: "my mother has a second child. I want to lay a solid economic foundation for running away from home again."

On the other side, Xu Shanzheng handed Tao Hong a cup of coffee from the program group and said, "Li Tiezhu has a good life!"

Tao Hong shook her head: "there is only hatred for no reason in the world, and there is no love for no reason. There must be a reason why the leaders of the whole Xiangjiang circle spoil Li Tiezhu so much. Before shooting, Yuan Pinghe, Hong Dabao and Wu Jing called to ask me if I need martial arts guidance. Who in general has such treatment?"

Xu Shanzheng: "it seems that the prospect of this film is good. How about the arrangement of the sequel?"

Tao Hong: "of course! Let's not say at the box office. After all, next year's Spring Festival is too terrible, but at least the film won't have a bad reputation and is worth a sequel."

Xu Shanzheng: "however, Li Tiezhu said that the sequel would be shot in Thailand. I'm afraid the cost is not low..."

Tao Hong: "look at the box office of this play! Zhou Xingxing has spelled it like this. If the box office can't rise, it's our problem."

"Shouldn't it be worse than heart flower road release?"

Xu Shan competes with Alexander. This is the first time he has mainly invested in a film. Although money is not the largest investment, it accounts for the highest proportion. It is inevitable to worry about gain and loss.

"Hey, that bald head! Come and shoot the film. The crew opened your house? Half of the film? Lose your sister!"

Zhou Xingxing roared.

"Come, come, sorry, director..."

"I'm not a director!"

"Yes... I'm sorry, Xingye."

Xu Shanzheng repeatedly bowed down and ran over. He didn't dare to explain. The crew was really opened by my family. I opened it with Li Tiezhu. Moreover, the producer was my daughter-in-law.

"Don't you just want to steal money? Five hundred!"

"Not enough? How about a thousand?"

"Hello! Twelve?"

"It's killing people! Don't come here soon..."

Soon, the villagers surrounded the bus with all kinds of farm tools. Li Chenggong was so frightened that he grabbed Niu Geng's pan and hid in the bus. Zhou Xingxing, the driver, also closed the door, pulled money out of his hat and threw it back to Li Chenggong.

Niu Geng was pushed out of the car and the door was closed. He looked at a loss.

The villagers beat and scolded around the car.

Niu Geng walked around the car without any sense of disobedience among the villagers. Someone handed him a hoe, pushed him and asked him to help smash the car. Niu Geng took the hoe to the front of the car, put the hoe down and began to warm up.

Zhou Xingxing added the detail of handing over the hoe to reflect the reason why Niu Geng can get around the front of the car smoothly - the villagers regard him as their own.

Next, Niu Geng began to show a strange warm-up action next to the car with his bag on his back.

There is a haystack next to brother. A yellow cow is eating grass. It looks at the warm-up exercise of Niu Geng close at hand. It doesn't eat grass anymore. It turns and takes its ass to Niu Geng.

Niu Geng Bai glanced at the cow and went to the front of the car to press his leg.

Then Niu Geng hugged her and began to shake, and soon squeezed out the jujube stone.

When the old woman "came alive", the villagers did not surround the car. They helped the old woman to go one after another, and the road got out of the way.

On the bus, Zhou Xingxing, the driver, grabbed the money he had just left, put it back in his hat and began to turn the car key to ignite.

Li Chenggong looked at the driver nervously.

"How's it going? Can you go?"

"This time, ah, it's a big fall. It's completely stalled and can't go."

"What about that?"

"Don't you see I'm going to call? Let the company send a car."

"When will it arrive?"

"As soon as possible, I'm afraid I have to go tomorrow."

Zhou Xingxing bounced ashes in his left hand and a mobile phone in his right hand. He stretched out his super long tongue to dial the phone. The old Xingye's tongue was too flexible.

Doodle doodle

Li Chenggong straightened his eyes, frowned into Sichuan characters, and looked at Li Tiezhu drinking milk.

You're going to distract me.

Although Zhou Xingxing had it in previous movies, the mobile phone was still a physical button at that time!

"Card! Go and see the effect."

There was nothing about Li Tiezhu in the play. He watched Zhou Xingxing perform under the car, and then showed an expression of worship:

"Lying trough! Xingye is Xingye. I'm convinced that this wave of tongue dials the phone!"

Luhani smiled foolishly: "I'm NIMA... The star Lord is the most shocking existence everywhere! Take Xu Shan's play for teacher every minute."

Li Tiezhu: "there's no way. As long as he's in the picture, no matter what he does, he's a C-bit... Not to mention such a coquettish operation?"

Even, Li Tiezhu can predict that when this clip is broadcast, the audience in the cinema will laugh, which will definitely make them remember a picture for life.

No matter whether the driver played by Zhou Xingxing is qualified or not, this plot alone can raise the gimmick of "people in an embarrassing way"!

Be sure to cut this scene into the trailer. The cliff is irresistible!

That's it!

Then, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and called out the call interface. He also stuck out his tongue and tried. It didn't sound at all.

Why?

Just now, Zhou Xingxing didn't use dubbing, but really pressed the number button, so he would give out the beep of normal dialing.

Luhani also silently took out his mobile phone, stretched out his tongue and began to lick the screen. There was no response.

Li Tiezhu looked around and found that several staff members were doing the same, holding their mobile phones and sticking out their tongues.

Xu Shan, who was watching the quick cutting effect with Zhou Xingxing, also quietly took out his mobile phone, turned his back and licked it twice. Obviously, he didn't respond, so he looked at Zhou Xingxing strangely.

Zhou Xingxing smiled mysteriously with an expert style: "want to learn? I'll teach you!"

Xu Shan is a little embarrassed.

Li Tiezhu, Luhani and others quickly leaned over.

Zhou Xingxing: "in fact, it's very simple. First clean the saliva on the tongue, regenerate the tongue, lick the chin, lick the tip of the nose, wipe it dry completely, and you can press it. Like this!"

Said, Zhou Xingxing also covered up in public. His tongue is really long.

Sao or you are more Sao!

In terms of coquettish spirit, no one in the world can do better than Xingye.

In the comedy world, the star is the father and the God forever!

Li Tiezhu: "

Everyone said he was speechless because no one could lick the tip of his nose except him.

Then learn a fart!

In fact, it's OK to rub your back, but it's not so coquettish.

It's very crazy. A group of people from the whole crew are licking their mobile phones, and several guest stars and busy villagers are also trying.

Luhani whispered, "the star is not human! Whose tongue can be so long?"

Li Tiezhu didn't speak. He thought of the cat. She could do it, too.

When Xingye looked at the edited sample film, he laughed and others were overjoyed. Mainly, Xingye, who had just spoken seriously, licked the screen when he didn't say a word. His expression was arrogant and his sense of joy was too full.

"Card! This one has passed. Let's stop here today! Where's your street director? Li Tiezhu, don't lick it. Come here."

Xingye clapped his hands.