On November 22, the western Turkey Festival, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng drove on the road.
After they ran out of food, they used the remaining four yuan to buy the first prize in the lottery, a van. Thus, the van became their mount to their destination.
For this plot, Xu Shanzheng said that it was too exaggerated. How could he win the lottery?
Li Tiezhu can't refute it. Anyway, the original film given by the system is like this. It's very interesting, especially when driving behind. It's just a film anyway.
Because Xu Shan broke his marinated egg head and didn't come up with a better idea, he had to play like this.
At the time of shooting, the state of the two stars was very good. After all, they were baptized by Xingye and poisoned by Zhao Liya. That's called a full base.
On the bus, Li Chenggong yawned.
Niu Geng: "boss, I'll drive."
Li Chenggong said seriously, "No."
Niu Geng: "why?"
Li Chenggong said a wise saying: "if you open, we will never arrive. I will hold the throat of fate with my own hands."
"You just don't believe me?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
Li Chenggong took a look at Niu Geng. Why? Don't you have a little force in your heart?
Niu Geng: "look! First, there's a road ahead. We can't go wrong. Second, you didn't sleep well last night and were beaten. I slept well and haven't been beaten. Third, there's no third."
Li Chenggong ignored and continued to yawn.
Niu Geng was extremely concerned: "you see, it's not safe for you to drive like this. There will be problems. You didn't put on your safety cover."
Li Chenggong looks at Niu Geng.
Soon, the car pulled over and the two got off to exchange places.
Niu Geng got into the driver's seat with joy.
Li Chenggong came to the co pilot's seat and fastened his seat belt: "this is called a seat belt! It's not a condom!"
Niu Geng Yile: "I know!"
Then the wiper blows.
Li Chenggong was flustered: "Hey, hey... Hold it! Can you?"
Niu Geng: "OK, don't be nervous. I've been driving a tractor for many years. I dragged the cows back from our farm myself. I'm still a little reluctant to leave. I don't know what the new method is."
With that, Niu Geng raised his right hand and made a milking move.
Li Chenggong: "can you loosen the handbrake?"
After a while, Li Chenggong fell asleep and said he asked Niu Geng to wake him up in ten minutes, but he didn't
Li Chenggong's head bit by bit. Suddenly, he bumped his head against the window and woke up with pain.
"Si ha..."
Li Chenggong rubbed his head and opened his eyes. Then he put on his glasses and asked Niu Geng, "how long have I slept?"
No answer.
Li Chenggong raised his watch and looked, "I've slept for two and a half hours!"
He rolled down the window and looked outside. The camera came in from the outside. Li Chenggong was looking out of the window, while Niu Geng next to him sat asleep on the main driver and scratched his hand.
Li Chenggong: "where is this?"
Niu Geng: "hum, Hulu..."
Li Chenggong's expression changed instantly. He turned his head and peed. He hurriedly pushed Niu Geng: "Hey, hey, wake up!"
"Ah?"
"Are you asleep?"
"I didn't."
"You snored."
"I didn't hear you."
"Ah!!"
The car turned over perfectly.
In the evening, the two men guarded the car, made a fire and got food there.
"Hey, Niu Geng, you are really a treasure chest. You have everything."
"Of course."
"Really make scallion cake? What kind of stuffing do you have?"
"Spicy beef, Flammulina velutipes..."
"Do you have seafood?"
"Yes! Here, do you want to eat scallion cake filled with seafood?"
"Come on! I didn't expect Li Chenggong to eat scallion cakes in the wilderness one day. I thought I grabbed the throat of fate. I didn't expect that I was pulled by fate."
"Boss, I tell you, I can make scallion cake. Do you have eggs? It's better to add eggs."
"Well, it's so delicious. Now it would be more beautiful if I had another sip of wine."
"Yes, please wait for me."
"Really? That's awesome! Come what you want! Ha ha..."
"Cup."
"Dry! I never dreamed that it would be Chinese new year to bake a bonfire with you, eat this scallion oil cake and drink wine in a place where birds don't shit."
It's been seventy minutes since the plot came here.
According to the routine of the movie script, this is the "soul night" moment, that is, when the protagonist encounters the most painful failure, it seems that there is no chance of winning.
Usually, in adventure and action movies, the protagonist is almost killed by the villain at this time.
In the next ten minutes, called "dawn", the protagonist finds the key to victory and opens the Jedi counterattack.
In Cheng Dalong's film, he is black and blue. He successfully unlocked a furniture city and began the operation.
This film is a routine film in a strict sense. Although it is exaggerated and bullshit, each plot is written in strict accordance with the classic theory of movie scripts such as saving the cat.
In fact, not only movies, animation, TV dramas, etc. are mostly written according to this routine.
In the last ten minutes of the film, according to the routine, he came to the stage of "hero return". Li Chenggong returned home and got rid of the haze of junior three. Niu Geng got the money and went home to open a scallion cake shop.
Because the plot of the film is unrestrained, and the structure is incomparably consistent with the classical theory, Xu Shanzheng has repeatedly pressed Li Tiezhu to ask if his studio found a group of people to write the script.
Of course, Li Tiezhu denies. After all, how can those people in the studio compare with the system?
Because of the rapid progress, the atmosphere of the crew became more and more relaxed.
The weather is getting colder and colder, but the atmosphere of the crew of "people in an embarrassing way" is getting higher and higher. They often have dinner and drink together.
It is also because Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi are not absolutely professional that the atmosphere of the crew is so relaxed, but everyone's efficiency is terrible. They only shoot almost all the plots in more than 20 days.
Li Tiezhu, who tasted the sweetness in Hong Dabao, the pheasant father and son and Zhou Xingxing, invited two more dragon tricks. Wu Jing guest starred in the lottery seller, and Nie Yao played the fake boss Li Chenggong found to give Niu Geng money.
Among them, Wu Jing decided to play a guest role early in the morning, and Nie Yao was cheated by Li Tiezhu.
With Zhou Xingxing's on-site guidance and demonstration last time, Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi's filming ability has also been improved, and their control over quality is stronger, but they are still not as good as those taken by Zhou Xingxing in those two days, but they are not broken.
After all, not everyone can compare with Xingye.
On November 28, the last scene of the crew of "people in the embarrassing way" was completed, and the whole play was finished in Changsha.
Naturally, there was a youth killing banquet, but Li Tiezhu chose to be stingy and didn't do it. After inviting everyone to have a hot pot, most people scattered.
Saving is actually aunt Tao Hong's idea.
Because Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Shan Ji, Wu Jing and others are too busy to attend the youth killing banquet, we don't pay so much attention.
After the green killing banquet, Li Tiezhu stayed in the crew for two days. After the rough cut version came out, he argued with Tao Hong and Xu Shan to confirm that there was no problem, and then left Changsha with Nie Yao to attend an activity in eastern Guangdong.
The crew will go to Kyoto to complete the final editing, color matching, dubbing, soundtrack, post work and so on.
At that time, Li Tiezhu will always pay attention in Kyoto. After all, he doesn't understand editing and later stage, so he can't help. Whether he is an unprofessional director or not doesn't affect his daily work.
East Guangdong is holding the third national competition of "dream · Three Kingdoms". Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are invited to participate. Nie Yao is the spokesman and has to participate in many activities. Li Tiezhu is here to sing "chasing dreams and pure child heart" to cheer the players.
At the beginning of the event, Li Tiezhu sang on the stage, warmed up the atmosphere, and then returned to the guest seat to watch the not wonderful performance.
"Alas! Last time I sent you a message, why didn't I get back?"
Wang Dashao sits next to Li Tiezhu. He is the major shareholder of the game. Moreover, he also organized a team to participate this year.
After thinking for a long time, Li Tiezhu remembered that he had received a strange wechat from Wang Dashao and said, "I don't know how to reply. I'm so honest and not good at antagonizing people."
Wang Dashao expressed his strong desire: "I've been chasing her for three years. Why? She doesn't know how much she loves Party A."
Li Tiezhu: "ah? Didn't you chase lengba at that time?"
Wang Dashao: "I go to her live studio to reward her every day and create romance for her. Look at the message I sent her. Being led by a person is very annoying, but it can also be very sweet."
Li Tiezhu: "vomit ~"
"Look at the message I sent her."
Li Tiezhu looks at Wang Dashao's mobile phone:
"Bao! I've taken medicine. What medicine do you take? You're the most important!"
"Bao! I went for an infusion. What liquid did I lose? I miss your liquid!"
Just a few words, Li Tiezhu couldn't stand it. He directly pushed away Wang Dashao's dirty mobile phone and hot eyes.
Miss your liquid?
Wang Dashao: "how's it going? Romantic?"
Li Tiezhu carefully worded and said, "this is not romance, it's licking the dog!"
Wang Dashao: "how possible!"
Li Tiezhu said, "Bao! Today I tore a green onion. Guess what it is?"
Wang Dashao rolled his eyes: "I'm so... And said you won't hurt people? Boy! She and I are about to tear our faces. You have to help me. I'm going to take her down."
Li Tiezhu: "haven't you ever thought that people really don't like you?"
"Never thought about it. You can stay together if you don't like it. Who stipulates that you can sleep together only if you like it?"
"Well... What if she doesn't like men?"
"No way! So beautiful, don't like men. What do you like?"
"Like women?"
"Lala? Absolutely impossible! My king has been wandering the Jianghu for 30 years. It is absolutely impossible to capsize in this gutter."
"Did you capsize less? If I'm right, you'll have to go to the hot search."
"Bah, my mother won't let me talk to fools."
"And..."
"Shut up."
Wang Dashao was so angry that he looked through her photos with his mobile phone and said:
What a unique woman! The first woman in the world who dares to tell me that "my true face is your father" and the first woman who dares to call me a dog are so handsome... Li Tiezhu is a fool. He is chiguoguo's jealousy! Hum, I won't invest in you.
After a while, Wang Dashao asked Li Tiezhu: "does the company still have money? I'll give you some more money? Recently, the charm value of Ben Dashao has burst. It doesn't cost money to chase women. It's hard to spend too much money..."