Chapter 610

Yang Mi looked at lengba squatting there with the rhythm of Li Tiezhu. Mo min was strangely excited. She couldn't help thinking that this m was over and was cued in the song, just like being greatly favored by heaven

After Li Tiezhu finished singing, lengba came back with a red face: "do you hear me? Do you see me? Little zombie squat, hey hey... The master is so just!"

Yang Mi: "you're incurable! Hua Tuo can't cure that kind of disease in his reincarnation."

Lengba was perfunctorily shy: "OK."

Direct blasting of barrage:

"This song should be Qinghua's school song and sung once in the morning and evening."

"Tianhe cabin uses the Chinese operating system. In the future, foreigners will use this to learn Chinese listening."

"Chinese cet-10 listening!"

"After listening to this song, I'm not even afraid of dogs."

"Rice dog?"

"Compendium of Materia Medica, hip hop ceiling, no problem?"

"Little zombie, ha ha."

"Li Tiezhu will be the God sooner or later."

"What's there to brag about? It's just the God of Chinese rap."

"This is rap, no vulgar, no dirty words, all culture."

"This song is on, brothers!"

"My mind is full of yam, angelica and medlar go..."

"Tell you a joke. A friend likes hip-hop, so he went to see Chinese hip-hop and cried after reading it!"

"Listen to me, traditional Chinese medicine is bitter, and Cao county should be more bitter."

"It was this song that Zhuge Liang played when he was planning an empty city. More than 100000 Wei troops outside the city broke their necks."

It's normal that the building will be crooked when blowing. After all, Li Tiezhu's fans are not serious.

Even the audience is not serious, let alone online.

On TV, Li Tiezhu finished singing, but the accompaniment continued. Of course, he couldn't dance. He sat on the steps and waited for the accompaniment to end. However, the audience quit.

"Fall one! Fall one! Fall one..."

Li Tiezhu threw out his hand in confusion. What kind of mentality do these people have? I'm not a fool. I'm jumping today. How can I fall?

Cai ya: "what are the audience shouting?"

Yang Ke asked, "don't you know that Li Tiezhu is called to wrestle? There is a second law on the Internet that Li Tiezhu must wrestle when he dances."

"Ah?"

"There is also the first law. Those who violate Li Tiezhu will be defeated even if they are far away."

Cai Ya asked, "what's all this?"

At the end of the song, Yu Quan and Liu Le began to applaud with the audience. Cai Ya looked puzzled, but she could only applaud. This song is really good.

Li Tiezhu stood up and bowed to his tutor and the audience, revealing Wang Zhi's contempt: "wrestling is impossible. I have experience."

At the end of the accompaniment, the host re Herman came up: "thank Li Tiezhu for bringing this compendium of Materia Medica. I believe the audience at the scene and in front of the screen have heard Hi, but... Li Tiezhu, are you sure you want to stand under the steps for an interview? Even if you are ugly, you don't have to hide so far? Am I handsome enough to make you ashamed?"

handsome and spirited?

Do you have any misunderstanding about handsome? The host of CCTV is not serious!

Li Tiezhu found himself under the steps at the edge of the stage, close to the audience, singing and singing.

Li Tiezhu: "Oh? Are you coming or am I coming?"

Rehuman: "of course, come in the middle of the stage. There will be a link later."

"Well, ah, sleeping trough..."

"Ah ah..."

Li Tiezhu stepped empty on the steps, staggered onto the stage and tripped again. In order to maintain his balance, he rushed more quickly towards the center of the stage.

Reherman was startled, predicted the direction of Li Tiezhu, and flexibly hid to the left.

Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu was afraid of bumping into the host. He gave a gorgeous drift and flicked his tail, drew a perfect arc, and hit reherman's heart.

duang～

"Er, cough..."

Rehuman was knocked down directly on the ground.

But Li Tiezhu took advantage of it, but he stood firm and asked, "uncle, are you okay?"

Reherman sat on the ground with a fart, covered his heart and couldn't speak. He only made a wheezing sound like asthma, which was firmly pushed to his lungs!

Everyone at the scene was stupid.

The director covered his head. NIMA is live! What's going on?

The staff is ready to rush up and take the heat seal to check. It seems that they are badly hurt.

Reherman waved his hand firmly, indicating that he could still insist.

Barrage:

"Sure enough, I fell!"

"Sleeping trough! Coming, coming..."

"I knew that no host could escape Li Tiezhu's sanctions!"

"Reherman was hammered by his head and died of laughter!"

"Geese, geese..."

"This is so special that it directly supports the host?"

"Let you say that Li Tiezhu is ugly. It belongs to self sin and can't live."

"I laughed directly and split..."

"Although it looked painful, I couldn't help laughing."

"Heartache, rehuman."

"There must be an accident on Li Tiezhu's program..."

Li Tiezhu immediately helped reherman up and asked, "why do you hide? If you stood still, with my skill, you could have avoided you."

My fault?

Reherman blushed and was out of breath. He was almost anoxic when Li Tiezhu said so.

Li Tiezhu: "what's your look? My master is Cheng Dalong. I can definitely avoid it."

Reherman: "roar..."

"Do you want to call 120?"

"Don't shout... I, I slowly..."

"I'm really sorry. It's the crow mouth of the audience. They say I want to wrestle."

“……”

"What's the matter with the director? Uncle is about to have artificial respiration, and you still hold up a sign to let him speak? Do you have any sympathy? Can't the live broadcast enter the advertisement? Ok... I'll host it for him for a while."

The directors under the stage were stunned by Li Tiezhu, even the director? Oh, yes, he has this tradition.

With that, Li Tiezhu took a stack of inscription cards in reherman's hand. The latter was resisting, but he couldn't breathe. Which was Li Tiezhu's opponent.

"Don't shout..."

"You're welcome, uncle. You have a rest."

"But..."

"You sit!"

Li Tiezhu directly grabbed reherman with both hands, swept his legs, pressed him on the ground, and then walked away with an inscription card for two steps.

Originally, rehuman was almost out of breath. He gave such a trick and grinned again.

Seeing the tragedy of reherman, the audience couldn't help laughing. It was worthy of Li Tiezhu and never engaged in personnel.

At first, the tutors wanted to bear it, but they couldn't help laughing. Cai Ya even clapped the table with a smile.

Yu Quan said to Cai ya, "the first law and the second law have been fulfilled."

Cai ya, who was about to stop laughing, burst out with saliva.

Li Tiezhu took the inscription card and sighed: "CCTV's inscription card is still handwritten?"

Reherman covered his heart and turned his eyes. I wrote it myself with inspiration below. It was specially used to make things difficult for you. As a result, you... Don't talk about martial virtue!

Li Tiezhu: congratulations to Li Tiezhu. He has finished a wonderful concert. Do you like it

The audience shouted, "like it!"

After the roar, the audience laughed again. Li Tiezhu was indeed worthy of being a crosstalk master.

The director didn't stop, the four tutors were laughing, and the program continued.

Li Tiezhu pretended to look at his left side: "it's not easy to write songs, arrange music and perform in a few hours? Tiezhu."

Then, Li Tiezhu took a step to the left and smiled modestly: "it's really difficult, but I'm lucky and inspired today."

Stepping back to the right, Li Tiezhu asked himself, "why did you think of writing a hip-hop song? As far as I know, you haven't written a pure hip-hop song. I'm your fan and know you very well."

Li Tiezhu: "thank you! It's mainly because I met a new friend today. Oh, the next one to appear. I got a lot of inspiration from him, such as hip-hop, zombie squatting, etc., so I had this compendium of Materia Medica."

"Ah, there is still such a story! Can you explain the words of this song? Why do you choose such ideas, such as' Chongyang is healed 'and' folk remedies for your obsequiousness about foreigners'?"

Backstage, Shi Shangfei suffered a direct internal injury. He knew he wouldn't make a fuss to annoy Li Tiezhu.

The finalists in the rest room were directly stunned. Is there such a coquettish operation?

Zhao Liya was no longer surprised. She sighed gently. The goods were shameful again.

Lengba in the East China Sea looked like a flower Crazy: "the master is really powerful! Even this live broadcast accident can be skillfully resolved. It's so handsome..."

Barrage:

"Hey... Iron pillar fool."

"I gave 99 points for this operation. One point less is because the heat seal man can still breathe."

"The host who cooperates with Li Tiezhu should buy insurance."

"The double reed is good."

"Worthy of the Golden Dragon Award for best newcomer."

"Isn't it better than singing?"

Li Tiezhu, a dutiful man, plays two roles. After all, he has studied in Beidian for more than a year, and his acting skills are still online.

"It's a long story. To put it simply, there are two reasons. The first reason must be known to everyone. I just resisted the unhealthy trend of worshiping foreign countries in the music world some time ago. This is a disease and can be cured! The second reason is that I have seen and heard a lot of voices of questioning, satirizing and slandering traditional Chinese medicine in the past two years. I expressed my attitude because I learned some fur from my father since childhood Just a degree! "

"Well said! Today's young people are very lucky to have such a positive idol as you."

"Thank you... This is what I should do."

"Tiezhu, you are too modest! I believe that the audience not only like the tune of this song, but also like the meaning contained in the lyrics of this song, right?"

With that, Li Tiezhu also extended the microphone to the audience.

Audience: "yes -"

Li Tiezhu flashed to the left and scratched his head: "hey... It's just a song. It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

Then he flashed back: "maybe it's the listener's intention. When we listen to this song, we are very shocked. I believe it's not just me reherman who has this feeling, but also the tutors, otherwise they won't turn around. Do you know what it means to turn around? Iron pillar?"

Li Tiezhu flashed to the left. As soon as he was about to speak, he saw reherman staring at him. It seemed that he slowed down.

Li Tiezhu smiled and handed over the inscription card: "uncle, are you awake?"

Rehuman: "wake up what? I'm not in a coma."

"Here's your inscription card."

"I don't want it. Don't you know how to host it? Don't you know how to interview yourself? Go on."

"Oh!"

Li Tiezhu took back the inscription card and said, "four turns is the meaning recognized by the four mentors? Lucky, lucky, thank the four mentors!"

Rehuman's eyes are wide. I'm proud. You even withdraw the steps?

OK, then you can play alone.

He stood aside with his hands in his arms and even began to shake his feet. He had a good sense of variety.