Chapter 643

Uncle black is upright and never beat around the bush. He is not afraid to offend others. Anyway, I have a gun and am afraid of a shovel.

Yi Xing burst out laughing. He couldn't help it. After laughing, he was afraid of the dark. His uncle was angry, took a gun and bumped him. He hid behind Li Tiezhu and said, "Tiezhu, your relative?"

Li Tiezhu thought, our family is black, but it's not so black, is it? The black child just climbed out of the chimney.

Hei wa'er: "you've come to the point now. It's just the saying that all the people in the world are brothers. Meeting each other is fate. Elder brother, I think you look very beautiful and Chinese?"

Yi Xing: "yes! What's the matter?"

Hei wa'er: "come, add a pair of chopsticks! Come, tell each dish to see how it tastes."

Songzhuer also said, "yes, let's eat together. We can't eat five dishes and one soup."

Black wah'er handed Yi Xing a pair of chopsticks, but stopped pine and bamboo, and said, "don't worry, darling, call the old watch to eat first, and then eat with you an hour later. There's no hunger that can't be begged. What's the panic?"

Songzhuer nodded again and again for a certain reason.

Yi Xing tilted his head: "hiss - how does it feel like letting me test the poison?"

Li Tiezhu also covered his face. The black uncle's love for boxing is also quite hot!

Heiwa'er said: "Yes, we have to test the poison of the food we protect. This is a standard process. This is called professional! Even if we cook and deliver the food, we are not afraid of ten thousand. Just in case, this kind of thing should be made more careful. In case Ian Pera washes white, oh, our group... Our company is a cat grasping Ciba and can't take off its claws."

Yi Xing: "why let me try?"

The black child looked disgusted and said, "do you clatter?"

Yi Xing: "what? What did you say?"

Black child: "generally speaking, I test the poison myself. I'm just afraid you'll drool. I don't know how to cherish it. I'll come!"

Saying this, the black child took out the bowl and spoon and went to the big meals.

Konjac roast duck, Mapo Tofu, pea tip fried bacon, pickled pepper beef fillet, sour radish old duck soup and steamed meat. This is the four dishes, one soup and steamed meat in the mouth of heiwaer. They usually eat steamed meat with potatoes as their staple food.

Black wa'er first informs the vice captain to come in with English on the walkie talkie. In case the food is poisonous and he washes it white, the vice captain can take Li Tiezhu away immediately.

Hei wa'er tried dishes in Jingye. He scooped a few spoons of each dish to ensure that there were ingredients in the dish and ate it carefully and slowly.

"Yeah! Today's tofu is a little hot. Tofu should be hot, and the mother-in-law should be fat! Ha'er will heat it up in the microwave for you."

"The tip of the pea is full of wordy words? The turtle didn't tell me? It's too white! When I planted early peas last month, I used me as a donkey, and I made this bacon..."

"Strange day! This beef fillet with pickled pepper is a little strange day! The beef is not well sized and a little old."

"The old duck soup is still rich, and steamed meat with flour is needed..."

Yi Xing quietly asked Li Tiezhu, "what kind of security team do you invite? How do you feel better than the general barrel secret service team?"

Li Tiezhu said: "we pay the C-level price, please pay the B-level security."

Yi Xing: "no, at least class A. also, these dishes are provided by the security company? Why does Lao Hei know everything?"

Li Tiezhu didn't know how to explain. He could only nod: "it's true!"

After trying the dishes, the black baby returned to the wall.

The white vice captain asked, "brother black, what's the clang like?"

Black baby: "tut ~ delicious!"

The vice captain said, "pea pointed Bashi WOW? When Ian Pella is sent away, let's go back and cook mutton soup!"

Black wah'er: "if you want it, you're afraid that those masters will not tell us when they've finished quietly. Huabaogu, do you think they want it?"

The vice captain said, "well... We must go back and give them some Liaozhai! Run away, horse skull!"

Black baby: "it's thiamine!"

The vice captain nodded to Li Tiezhu: "Hello, Ian Pera, I'm huabaogu! If the black baby lies on the board, I'll take you out."

Li Tiezhu deeply admired: "you are all talents!"

Hua Baogu lifted his long blond hair and said, "you must! If I didn't rush the shell, if I were born in Greater China and were not allowed to make up classes after receiving Fair Education (yo), I would casually take 211 and 985."

Yi Xing couldn't help asking, "what's your education now?"

Huabaogu: "four industries in junior middle school."

Yi Xing patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and sighed: "I used to be very proud. I always thought you were stronger and limited than me. Who is not a star? Now I find that I am different from you. Brother Zhu, you are so awesome!"

Although he didn't know the reason, he could also guess that these foreign mercenaries who spoke Xichuan dialect were not security personnel. They had some blind worship for Li Tiezhu.

You can test the poison. What else can't you do?

I can't figure it out!

But you can also feel li Tiezhu's strong influence.

Li Tiezhu is speechless. He can't understand it at all. Why do these guys who are determined to fight zombies that may appear in the future praise me?

Is this... Happy education?

Really happy!

Yi Xing came to Sichuan food and swallowed his saliva. To tell the truth, he was greedy by the black baby.

Li Tiezhu said, "I have to listen to them and eat later. If you are hungry, you can eat first."

So Yi Xing picked up his chopsticks and tried Mapo Tofu: "I'll try it and wait for you to eat it together."

In fact, his assistant has ordered hamburgers, but Yi Xing doesn't want to go back to eat boring hamburgers.

Well, tofu is so tender!

Yi Xing looked at the konjac roast duck again: "what is this?"

Black child: "konjac and flat mouth."

Yi Xing tasted konjac. It tasted like a thief's stick and ate a flat mouth: "Hmm! It's delicious and delicious. What's a flat mouth? I haven't heard of it."

Black child: "duck."

Yi Xing: "vomit ~"

"Up!" the black boy shouted, pushed Yi Xing down, rode on him, began to feel his pulse, and shouted, "Hey! Please! Huabaogu call the helicopter and take Ayn Pella to the roof. The old man is poisoned! Someone is going to do Ayn Pella!"

Yi Xing struggled and said, "I'm not poisoned..."

Black child: "don't be afraid, I'll check it for you!"

Huabaogu rushed up and was about to run away with Li Tiezhu. As soon as Li Tiezhu hid, he almost fought with the other party.

The scene was a little chaotic at one time.

A few minutes later, the black baby and huabaogu retreated back to the corner, did not speak, and looked at their nose, nose and heart.

Shame on the organization.

Not professional at all!

The great and wise Ian Pella won't be disappointed with us, will she?

Li Tiezhu and Yi Xing, whose clothes are messy, have no choice but to sigh. This Oolong incident makes people doubt their professional ability, right?

Songzhuer withdrew his revenge plan in the group. That's enough! Lao Hei is a good comrade.

An hour later, when Hei wa'er was still alive, he took the dishes to the microwave oven to heat them, so that Li Tiezhu, songzhu'er, Yi Xing and two assistants began to eat, while he went to organize a job change.

In fact, the team responsible for Li Tiezhu's safety has a total of ten people. In addition to the two captains, there are eight members on two shifts. Now, the black baby also went back to rest, leaving huabaogu to be responsible for the night. The next morning, the black baby brought four other people to change shifts.

After eating almost, Yi Xing asked, "how about the award tomorrow? Iron pillar, are you nervous?"

Li Tiezhu smiled: "it's OK to present the award. It's these bodyguards who make me nervous. Are all your star bodyguards like this?"

Yi Xing: "no! Usually our bodyguards or security guards are used to pretend to force. If something happens, they can't fart. Otherwise Ren Huada won't be stabbed. However, you are not ordinary. Anyway, I'm afraid."

Li Tiezhu thought that if they were not "their own people", he really couldn't sleep at night.

Hua Baogu came up and handed out a box of toothpicks: "do you want to?"

Li Tiezhu joked, "have you checked the toothpick? What if it's poisonous?"

Hua Baogu frowned and resolutely handed the toothpick to Yi Xing. The latter didn't respond. He picked his teeth with a toothpick and said, "pillar, I think you can win at least one award with three nominations."

Songzhuer also went to get the toothpick, but the toothpick was taken away by huabaogu. She said: "it doesn't matter whether you take the prize or not. The important thing is to go to the music festival to publicize Kung Fu. Kung Fu will be released in beimi in the next year."

Yi Xing has grown up. Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere! Can you still do this?

Then Yi Xing wondered, "but... The organizing committee won't allow it? After all, it's a music award ceremony..."

Matsushita: "don't worry! I've arranged everything. You'll just wait for the play tomorrow night. This news must not be posted online, or it won't end with you."

Yi Xing: "I know! You can rest assured."

After chatting for a while, Yi Xing found that Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer were not angry about the things he had operated before. Their relationship was still very harmonious, so he put down his heart and got up to leave.

When Yi Xing left, Hua Baogu handed the toothpick to songzhu'er and Li Tiezhu again: "it's half an hour. That cub is still alive. It should be all right."

One night without a word, the next day came in the twinkling of an eye.

Because the jet lag activity was very successful, Li Tiezhu got up early and went to the hotel gym with Hua Baogu. He ran 5000 meters on the treadmill and practiced something else.

When he returned to the room, the black baby came with preserved eggs, lean meat porridge and small steamed buns, as well as four new security members who changed shifts.

Hua Baogu said hello to Li Tiezhu and withdrew with his men on duty.

Black baby: "eat it directly. I tried poison when I bought it."

During the meal, Matsushita politely said to the black baby, "what would you do if excited fans rushed to the iron pillar?"

Black baby: "Grammy doesn't allow guns. We can only stop him."

Songzhuer took a sip of porridge and said, "if, I mean, if... A fat man without a coat jumps over and wants to fight with the iron pillar, you can put it over properly."

Li Tiezhu wondered, "what?"

The black child was quick witted: "Oh, advertising creativity? It's a bit of a pull! Then you make a code, or I'm afraid of putting the wrong person, and I'll just take off Ian perra."

Songzhuer thumbed up and said, "professional! The code is that he calls Li Tiezhu instead of aienpera."

Black child: "Li Tiezhu, I see! I promise I can arrange it with you."

Li Tiezhu had a black question mark on his face.