Chapter 666

By the late stage of the program recording, Sanin had given up talking to Li Tiezhu. Basically, he was asking Cheng Dalong, but Li Tiezhu always helped answer on the grounds that master's voice was bad, which also made Sanin's lungs hurt.

Fortunately, the program was soon finished.

The film crew began to pack up their equipment. Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu were ready to leave.

Sanin couldn't help saying to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, do you know that there is a kind of thing in the world called EQ? There is a kind of politeness called friendly communication? You will offend many people. Not everyone is as open-minded and unforgiving as I am. Also, if you meet me again in the future, can you save me some face?"

Li Tiezhu thought, "er... Listening to your words is better than ten years in prison! Thank you, uncle."

Sanin: "I didn't tell you about society and law..."

Jackie Chan said, "well, Xiao SA, don't be angry. He is such a stone in a pit. Just learn from me and stay away."

Li Tiezhu: "what's the matter, master? Then... Will you let me hold the urn in the future?"

Cheng Dalong almost spewed out his old blood: "evil! Cough..."

Li Tiezhu: "master, are you all right? Do you eat yo Mei?"

Cheng Dalong said hoarsely, "go away! I don't want to see you again today. Cough..."

My throat is really wasted. It's choking and coughing.

Sanin smiled with satisfaction. It is often a kind of happiness to see someone worse than himself.

Li Tiezhu said goodbye to his lovely master, asked the staff of the program team for three boxes of lunch, and went directly to the rehearsal place of the Spring Festival Gala upstairs.

what?

Announcement fee?

How could there be a notice fee? Recording this program is the "welfare" of actors participating in the Spring Festival Gala! Not everyone has it. Is it a pleasure?

The Spring Festival gala will start in a few hours. Li Tiezhu continues to rehearse with the dancers, especially his own cross dressing. The whole backstage is tense and orderly.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began under the dancing of the jubilant opening song and dance performance "spring sea".

Several well-known hosts took the stage to send blessings to the people all over the country.

Li Tiezhu has rehearsed almost. The dancers need to have a rest and keep their spirits up. A lively and beautiful dance sister gave Li Tiezhu two jelly. Li Tiezhu didn't like snacks either, so he strolled out and prepared to send them to lengba.

Lengba is the fourth program. Now he has been waiting in the waiting area. Under the guidance of the staff, Li Tiezhu didn't get lost and found it.

Then he saw Yue Yupeng and brother Yue. He was wiping his tears.

What's going on?

Li Tiezhu wondered that he was the third program and would be on stage in four or five minutes. What are you crying about? Aren't you afraid of being in the wrong state?

In addition, Sun Chao, an elephant keeper like a mountain, also followed, drooping his eyebrows, as if he had been wronged.

Li Tiezhu looked again and found that an oil head uncle in his fifties was scolding them.

Is there something wrong with the program?

That uncle looks two meters tall. Is he the leader of the program group?

Li Tiezhu walked over, but saw the uncle pointing to Yue Yupeng's nose and scolding:

"What are you talking about? It's also crosstalk? It deserves to be called crosstalk? Inferior! Inferior! Don't disgrace crosstalk. It's a good art. It's a collection of clowns..."

I'm very angry to hear it.

What's going on?

Li Tiezhu thought, what happened to brother Yue crosstalk? Did something go wrong with the rehearsal? Is this being educated by our predecessors?

He tried to get closer, but was stopped by a staff member.

The staff lowered their voice and said, "don't go over the iron pillar. The Xiangxie boss is angry."

Li Tiezhu: "what association?"

"It's the crosstalk Association."

"What's that for? A crosstalk actor? A national system?"

"No, it's just a group of associations spontaneously formed by the older generation of crosstalk, which is private. However, it has great influence, and... His program was won by the Spring Festival Gala. There is only brother Yue and his crosstalk in the whole Spring Festival Gala. The old man is angry, but he specially ran backstage to scold brother Yue and brother sun."

"This... Does not shake Bilian's goods, and the program team doesn't care?"

"Shh! Shh! Keep your voice down. The director is scheduling, and others can't stop him. This big man went to the Spring Festival Gala 30 years ago. He has a big brand and a bad temper!"

"Don't you advise?"

"It's no use persuading! People say it's an internal matter in the crosstalk world, and outsiders can't talk."

The staff are not very old, so it can be seen that they are also biased towards Yue Yupeng.

Li Tiezhu smiled, put aside the staff's hand and said, "I'll go and have a look. Don't worry, I won't beat people. All right! You can't stop me, can you?"

The staff did not continue to stop.

Li Tiezhu leaned over.

The old man is still angry: "what's the age? He's still engaged in Jianghu habits and feudal dross. Your parents give you such a cheap name? If you don't want it, you don't need it? Do you want a face? He doesn't have any ability. Soon he'll be an ignorant little gangster..."

Yue Yupeng was startled to see Li Tiezhu coming. He winked at him and told him to go. Don't wade in the muddy water.

Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "brother Yue, have you eaten?"

Yue Yupeng: "

The old man scolded, and the bull's head gushed, "who are you? Go away, don't you see me scolding?"

Li Tiezhu jumped over and patted Sun Chao's stomach: "elephant, you've lost weight! Don't learn from Tao Zi. Losing weight is not cute at all."

The old man said angrily, "Li Tiezhu! Do you still pay attention to me?"

Don't you know me?

Oh!

Li Tiezhu looked at the old man, paused and said, "I don't know you. What's the matter? Call me. Do you want my signature?"

The old man was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Not far away, the artists and dancers waiting to perform couldn't help laughing secretly. Li Tiezhu is really top!

Those who laughed the loudest were the men and women of the Phoenix legend. Together with Zhong Hualiang, Yi Xing, lengba and Zhou Chunyu, they performed the song and dance program "Chinese wedding" after the crosstalk between Yue Yupeng and Sun Yue.

Yi Xing whispered to lengba, "will the pillar be all right? The old man is not simple."

Lengba said, "don't worry, I haven't lost."

Yi Xing giggled: "hehe, hehe... Also."

Yue Yupeng wiped the corners of his eyes and said in a low voice, "iron pillar, let's go and leave it alone."

Sun Chao also nodded to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "I won't go. This place isn't yours."

The old man said, "do you know who I am?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know."

Old gentleman: "I'm XXX. I went to the Spring Festival Gala 30 years ago!"

Li Tiezhu: "never heard of it."

The old man was furious: "I'm the vice president of the Chinese crosstalk Association. I teach our young people in crosstalk to learn well. What's the matter with you? Stay where it's cool. Don't think you can raise your tail to heaven if you have a little fame."

"It's cool here."

"You..."

"Also, my name is Li Tiezhu. Now I'm the general director of the rigid demand joint organization of language performance programs such as world crosstalk and talk show, or the general director of the world crosstalk group for short. I'm here to scold them on behalf of the organization. Why are you here to scold them?"

"What? What kind of organization are you?"

"I set up an organization myself and appointed myself as the general director. In this way, I have the right to manage any actor engaged in language programs. By the way, uncle, you are also a crosstalk actor? I'll talk to you after I scold them."

"What's your own organization? Do you entertain people?"

"Isn't it all like this? As long as you don't want to be shameful, you can build your own organization, seal your own officials, and then you can swear! Don't you do the same? But I'm sorry, you're China, I'm the world, and I'm one level higher than you! Look! I'm more shameless than you?"

"Shameless! Shameless!"

"Thank you for your jealousy. Well, don't bother me to curse. Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, you two listen to me!"

Li Tiezhu's ass is facing the old gentleman.

Yue Yupeng: "ah?"

Sun Chao has stayed, can he do this?

The old man was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, but he couldn't say anything more. He was a little silly.

Li Tiezhu swore with his waist akimbo: "Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, what do you mean by crosstalk? What do you mean by crosstalk in Yunde society? Why do you say it so funny? Why do you sell tickets so well? I'm very jealous and hate, because you turn my peers into shit! Is it your fault? How can crosstalk make the audience laugh? How can the small theater be full? Let's listen to crosstalk Cry, the small theater should go bankrupt. This is the greatest contribution to crosstalk! Otherwise, how can we make this traditional art extinct? You see, the old man has done a good job, right? "

Old man: "you deceive people too much!"

Li Tiezhu: "praise you. Of course, don't be too proud. Why do you tell jokes in your crosstalk?"

The old man brushed away: "garbage! Garbage!"

At this time, the surrounding actors could not help laughing, and more actors gathered to watch the excitement.

Cheng Dalong is also among them, and his position is very obvious.

The old man came to Cheng Dalong and said angrily, "you're a good apprentice! You don't obey discipline..."

Cheng Dalong looked at the old man contemptuously: "do you eat yo Mei?"

Old man: "ah?"

Cheng Dalong turned and walked away: "tease you, I have Liuliu plum, but I won't give it to you. Hei hei!"

Full of coquettish.

The old man stumbled under his feet and almost fainted on the spot.

After walking out a few meters, Cheng Dalong shrugged his shoulders strangely. The iron pillar Dharma really works well. It's too special to relieve his anger. Next time I go back and use "eat yo Mei" against Hong Dabao, ha ha, just think about it!

On the other hand, Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, who were rescued, thanked Li Tiezhu one by one, but they were full of worry.

Yue Yupeng said, "pillar, you will cause trouble for yourself. The one has a high status in the crosstalk world."

Li Tiezhu: "are you stupid? Brother Yue, I'm not in the crosstalk world. I'm a singer and actor. Besides, how hard can he be supported by my master? Don't look, my master never cares about me. Something really happened. He was the first to carry the black pot, ha!"

Then, Li Tiezhu gave the jelly prepared for lengba to Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng. They ate it and changed their mood. They were going to go on stage in less than a minute.

It's disgusting to pick this point. The respected old artist also lacks great virtue.