Everyone was surprised again. Is Li Tiezhu such a loser? Directly scold songzhuer? That girl is unusual. Aren't you angry? I'm afraid I won't let you go to bed. I've been kneeling durian until I'm ripe.
Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng think that if Li Tiezhu is still too young, we will not make such low-level mistakes. Such people... Have no wisdom.
Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan only think Tiezhu is so handsome. If only I could be so natural and unrestrained.
Du Haibo smiled coldly, fool. Don't you know women want to coax?
The monitor was startled. After all, he had never been in love, so he had no right to speak and could only stop talking.
Who knows, in the opposite phone, song Zhuer was not angry, but also surprised: "yeah? Why did the host call me with a strange number? Did the mobile phone drop? I thought it was Luo Feiyan's fool who retaliated against me, alas, hey..."
Li Tiezhu died on the spot, master, your sister! It's usually cold and doesn't call the owner much. In fact, songzhuer seldom calls Li Tiezhu that way. Who knows what wind he smokes today.
This section can't be broadcast!
Master???
Everyone showed a strange look and forgot to laugh. Artists all know the relationship between songzhuer and luofeiyan. It's nothing. Not long ago, when Li Tiezhu won the title of 10 billion film emperor, tietouwa once again @ luofeiyan and scolded the classic three character classic.
But what is the master? Are young people playing so wild now? I envy... How vulgar!
Even the monitor Jin Wu stared. What's the situation? The baby doesn't understand.
Du Haibo is staring at the dog. Can he still play like this?
Li Tiezhu covered his face: "don't talk nonsense. Record the program. The phone is hands-free, and then talk nonsense and kill you..."
Matsushita: "ah! That's what you heard?"
Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"
"Hey, hey, hey... Hello, brothers and uncles. I'm songzhuer."
"Er..."
Matsushita: "it didn't count this time just now. I hung up and you called again."
Beep ~
Li Tiezhu: "
"Ha ha ha ha..."
The crowd burst into laughter and kept teasing Li Tiezhu.
"Yes! 666!"
"How?"
"Teach me, I'm almost tracheitis..."
"Li Tiezhu is so awesome!"
"Master, tut tut......"
Li Tiezhu blushed and lost his face! Who makes his daughter-in-law a fool.
Yuan Heng's stomach laughed again and hurt. He also asked stoically, "iron pillar, do you have such a high position at home? It's unscientific!"
Li Tiezhu's nonsense: "if you don't obey, you'll be good if you have more opportunities."
Yuan Heng was thoughtful.
Jin Wu looked at everyone blankly.
Anyway, this section can't be broadcast. Everyone is open-minded and funny, and the scale is slightly larger.
Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and continued to dial the phone: "laugh, laugh. Zhu Er is a little psycho. Don't take it seriously."
Don't take it seriously?
This is absolutely true! Songzhuer didn't know it was hands-free. He was absolutely telling the truth.
And that lengba, everyone in the circle knows.
Li Tiezhu motioned to everyone to be quiet and record it again. Don't have any problems.
The telephone rang for a long time before it was picked up.
Songzhuer's voice was as gentle as water: "Hello! Who can I find?"
Li Tiezhu was startled: "er..."
Other people suddenly burst into laughter. Even the monitor Jin Wu laughed. Only Du Haibo's smile was slightly far fetched, but he was not given a close-up.
Li Tiezhu: "I am..."
Matsushita: "don't buy insurance, don't manage money, don't know Qin Shihuang, thank you. Bye."
Li Tiezhu: "shut up, it's me."
"Ah! It's iron pillar. How could you call me with a strange number? I thought it was a fraud call! It scared people's hearts..."
"Well... This is the phone number of the barracks dormitory. Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. I just miss you a little. Are you tired from training? Didn't you make trouble? Don't beat the instructor..."
"No."
"Then you'll be fine. Our mother and daughter are waiting for you to come back."
"Do I have a baby?"
Li Tiezhu was confused. Did he forget something because his intelligence value was too low?
"Call dad."
"Meow ~"
"Er, it's Xiao Jiu... Bye!"
After a brief chat, Li Tiezhu couldn't bear it. The girl's acting skills were too poor, so she resolutely hung up the phone.
Startled, I thought it was green. It turned out that lengba was going to shoot and sent pangjiu back to Kyoto. If you change an individual artist, the agent sends him to the army to record the program, and you don't know clearly with the artist's wife, then... It's also very likely, huh?
Fortunately, Li Tiezhu doesn't have this worry. Songzhuer seems to prefer women
Pop pop
Everyone in the house applauded and worshipped. This woman is amazing.
Jin Wu also laughed. In fact, he loved to laugh. Who knows how he held back when Li Tiezhu introduced himself yesterday.
Du Haibo couldn't help admiring.
The previous paragraph was cut off, but this paragraph is still kept, because Li Tiezhu has the largest popularity and traffic, so it is natural to give him enough play in the telephone link.
Then, the barrage is hi:
"Iron head baby will laugh to death! God doesn't know Qin Shihuang..."
"I, Qin Shihuang, make money."
"We want to see if we beat the instructor. We're afraid Li Tiezhu won't dare."
"Good guy! Almost green."
"Tie Zhu's face is white with fear. Ha ha..."
"Full marks for songzhuer's variety sense."
"Is it the kitten in super good voice?"
"That's it. It's called Xiao Jiu, poof..."
"The people around Li Tiezhu are unspeakable..."
"I can't imagine what would happen if Li Tiezhu really had children."
When lengba saw this program in the crew, she couldn't help thinking. Her face turned red and she went into battle and sent a barrage:
"The little iron pillar will be lovely, whew ~"
After the artists called, they threatened and lured the monitor to call their girlfriend. The monitor blushed and said that he had no girlfriend. They didn't believe it and began to search. It was only more than a day. Everyone was familiar. After all, the monitor was a little warm.
Li Tiezhu found another way and found a picture of his girlfriend in the monitor's backpack.
No way, Jin Wu had to make a phone call. It was sweet and greasy. Everyone regretted it.
"Hang up, bye."
"Wait a minute, you must get Li Tiezhu's autograph!"
"OK, no problem."
Li Tiezhu said, "I'll sing to you when you get married."
Jin Wu's girlfriend is very happy.
After hanging up, the monitor thanked Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu said, "I'm not kidding you. When you get married, you must inform me in advance. I'm sure to arrive. If you're busy, you can't squeeze out a day or two? Right? Shall we all go then?"
Liu Yuan: "good!"
Yuan Heng: "go to the bridal chamber! I'm good at this. It's regarded as revenge."
Zhang Yifeng: "it depends on the monitor's performance. If the old man can walk out of the barracks alive, I'll have a wedding drink."
Li Tiezhu: "it doesn't matter. We'll take you if you're disabled."
Zhang Yifeng: "you..."
Guo Xiaoxi said, "I think we can. Even if we can't get the red envelope? We are comrades in arms. By the way, Du Haibo can preside over the wedding."
Du Haibo: "I, i... it depends on the situation, ha ha..."
From the beginning to now, the monitor has been very popular, even surpassing some artists, because he is really warm and handsome. Well, if he is not handsome, just pure warmth, the barrage will not always cue him.
Anyway, monitor Jin Wu really made a small fire in this program and won many girls' fans. Women fans think he is the legendary soldier brother, and men fans replace him into the monitor of history and today.
After recording the phone call, others went to wash one after another, while Du Haibo staggered downstairs and prepared to go back to the guest house.
However, it was not long before he returned to the dormitory.
Because he was told to have an emergency gathering tonight, the time is uncertain, but it will be in the first midnight. In addition, the program team asked him to keep it confidential and not let other artists know, so as to make a sense of reality.
Therefore, Du Haibo must return to the guest house after the emergency assembly.
He's a little upset. He urgently gathers your sister?
But soon he was happy. He was the only one who knew about it. It is said that he didn't even know about the monitor. So... I'll show you tonight and compare Li Tiezhu. Isn't it an emergency assembly? Ah! I don't sleep, don't take off my clothes, see who can be faster than me!
No, not enough... Find a chance to hide Li Tiezhu's shoes. At that time, Hei hei
The artists came back from washing and asked Du Haibo why he didn't go. He lied that his legs were soft and didn't want to walk. He just wanted to lie down. Then he climbed to bed: "dear comrades, I'm asleep."
We don't doubt him, because everyone's legs hurt.
After turning off the lights, everyone didn't play mobile phones anymore, which surprised Jin Wu.
Because Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan are too restrained, they only return some important information after taking back their mobile phones in the evening. They basically don't have to call and brush for fun. Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng, two former quasi soldiers, also consciously abide by it. Yuan Heng bumped into the instructor of the hanging needle and the monitor's care for him today, which changed his mentality and didn't play with his mobile phone, while Du Haibo was thinking about how to operate Li Tiezhu.
Soon, everyone fell asleep because they were too tired.
Du Haibo waited for a long time, crept out of bed, quietly picked up one of Li Tiezhu's shoes and hid it in his clothes. Then he went out of the dormitory and pretended to go to the bathroom. He stuffed Li Tiezhu's shoes under the washstand and smoked another cigarette. Then he slowly returned to the dormitory to take a nap.
At half past eleven, a sharp whistle sounded.
"Assemble urgently! Get up! Hurry..."
Jin Wu was the first to jump out of bed. He dressed and woke everyone up.
Li Tiezhu got up the second time. The first thing he did when he got out of bed was... Put on his shoes, put on his pants, took his clothes, armed belt and hat, and ran out. The speed was fast. He ran to the downstairs of the dormitory before he began to tie his shoes and wear clothes slowly.
"Hum! Fight me, fool!"
Li Tiezhu was always alert when he slept. When Du Haibo hid his shoes, he woke up, but he didn't stop it, because
He and Du Haibo wear shoes of the same size. Du Haibo is a little shorter than him, but because they are fat, they have the same shoe size.
After the emergency call sounded, Li Tiezhu put on Du Haibo's shoes and ran.
Soon, others put on their clothes and ran to the assembly place under the guidance of Jin Wu.
At this time, Du Haibo, who was in uniform, was scratching his head in the dormitory: "where are my shoes? Why is there only one? Which bastard hid my shoes? Eh? No... sleeping slot..."