Chapter 719

After everyone packed up, Zhang Yifeng said to Wu Litao, "welcome new comrades in arms. Do you know all of us?"

Wu Litao: "the director group gave me a list. I looked at it and got to know it."

Yuan Heng: "I don't know until I see the list. How unpopular are we?"

Wu Litao: "I still know Li Tiezhu. I know Liu Yuan, too. I've seen it on TV, brother."

Yuan Heng looked at Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng: "he said you were out of breath."

Wu Litao: "I didn't say that, but they are not very famous."

Guo Xiaoxi: "hiss! Haven't you seen concubine overlord? You don't know Mr. Zhang Yifeng?"

Wu Litao: "I never watch movies. It costs money."

Guo Xiaoxi: "

When the program was broadcast here, a three minute video of Wu Litao's "enlistment" was specially displayed.

He is also one of the four returned sons, which is usually considered to be used to make up the number, because the four sons are better than the three sons, and because he is the worst. Although his family is rich, they just don't have much resources. Moreover, the three are also representative works. Luhani and Yixing have Li Tiezhu to help write songs, and the other also has a large bowl of prison noodles.

The day before yesterday, he suddenly received a notice from the program group to fill the seat to participate in the real man. He packed his bags and felt that the recruits company happened to see Du Haibo quit and the other five were sent away.

Yesterday, he was trained alone in the recruit connection, from queue, physical training to live shooting. Moreover, he also made the instructor and squad leader angry. This man integrated Yuan Heng's prick head, Li Tiezhu's shunguai and Du Haibo's war five slag constitution.

Early this morning, he came here to meet everyone.

Barrage:

"Tao, do you want to kill me?"

"Can you see Wu Litao on this program?"

"A man with his own smoky makeup."

"God, it costs money to watch movies. This product has an iron language attribute."

"It's not much harder than the fat man?"

"I want to see Li Tiezhu antagonize him."

"Don't worry, you'll come."

After a while, the monitor came in and called for a gathering. The six people quickly stood in a row.

Monitor: "next, let's wear training clothes..."

Bata

Two cylindrical objects fell from Wu Litao's clothes and rolled on the ground.

The monitor fixed his eyes and said, "double stick?"

Wu Litao stood upright.

The other five couldn't help laughing and had to hold back their laughter.

Li Tiezhu: "poop!"

He usually makes others laugh on the program. I can't bear it this time.

The others were choked, and Li Tiezhu laughed.

The monitor came to Wu Litao and said, "what's the double stick for? Hit me?"

Wu Litao was teased by the monitor: "hey... No, it's not..."

Monitor: "what are you doing here?"

Wu Litao: "I came to be a soldier. They told me I was coming."

Monitor: "I thought you came to beat me."

Li Tiezhu: "geese..."

Wu Litao: "I won't hit you. I'll hit Li Tiezhu."

The monitor looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "I guess you can't beat."

Wu Litao said seriously, "that's why I brought a double truncation stick."

Li Tiezhu: "??"

As if you heard someone trying to hit me?

Barrage:

"Blind guess the next program will be very interesting."

"Crazy? With a double stick?"

"Hit me?"

"Laugh and get angry."

"There is no monitor."

"The monitor speaks so funny."

"Hit Li Tiezhu? Are you tired of living?"

"Serious brothers were made to laugh."

"This national defense program should be serious..."

"Real recruits are more fun than this. There are all kinds of wonderful flowers."

"Real recruits can laugh you to death. They're good."

"Have you ever seen a man with ham sausage practicing baton exercises?"

Wu Litao glanced at Li Tiezhu, who was not far away, and said with a guilty heart, "I brought it for practice. Can't I practice the double stick when I rest?"

Monitor: "pick it up."

Wu Litao: "why?"

Monitor: "pick it up."

Wu Litao shook his head.

The squad leader glared angrily, and the later words of the program group: encouraging eyes.

Wu Litao immediately picked it up with a worried face.

Then, Wu Litao was called to perform the double stick in front of everyone. The second time he hit the crotch, he threw it several times, and the double stick fell off and fell to the foot of Li Tie column.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Wu Litao was humble: "brother Zhu, don't move, I'll pick it up..."

Li Tiezhu has subconsciously picked up the double stick and is ready to return it to Wu Litao.

Wu Litao shrunk back and said, "I'll send you away. It's no respect to meet you for the first time."

Li Tiezhu: "??"

Wu Litao: "report to the monitor, the performance is over!"

Monitor: "

You have all your weapons in the hands of the "enemy". Are you still coming to fight Li Tiezhu? Who hit who?

The monitor asked, "why did you come to beat Li Tiezhu?"

Wu Litao: "no, Luhani told me to take a weapon to defend myself. Li Tiezhu is too dangerous. Yi Xing said that Li Tiezhu has great strength. It's best to take soft weapons. It's not good to block them. Nine whip or something is not easy to buy, so I brought a double stick."

Monitor: "Li Tiezhu, come and perform."

Li Tiezhu stood in front. A set of double sticks danced like a tiger. The system was stung. He improvised and said, "use double sticks quickly. Hum, ha, hey..."

Finish the work.

Wu Litao clapped wildly: "OK! I like the song very much. I don't mind if you give it to me."

Li Tiezhu gave him a white look.

The monitor took the double stick: "it's worthy of Kung Fu. The double stick is very good."

Li Tiezhu: "thank you for your praise."

Monitor: "how can you turn smoothly?"

Li Tiezhu: "

Wu Litao: "report! It's because of physical disharmony."

Li Tiezhu: "how to exercise physical coordination?"

"Dance."

"I can't dance. I'll fall when I dance."

"That's bad coordination."

"How to exercise coordination?"

"Learn to dance."

“……”

Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao with a melancholy look on his face. What you said was the same as what you didn't say.

The monitor asked Li Tiezhu to return to the queue and said, "don't listen to him. I watched the training video, and Wu Litao turned smoothly."

Wu Litao: "

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao can bear the laughter of the whole program!"

"These two people are so wonderful together."

"Two Han Han..."

"My mask is cracked."

"What membrane is cracked?"

"How did the new monitor hold back?"

"Liu Yuan laughed."

"I, NIMA, have you heard another serious brother's new song?"

"I found Wu Litao so funny for the first time."

"God sent it to you. It's so counseling!"

"I also turn smoothly and teach others."

Finally, the monitor returned the double stick to Wu Litao and told everyone to change into training clothes in two minutes and gather at the school yard.

Naturally, everyone didn't finish it on time, and the monitor had changed, stopped everyone and began to lecture.

After saying a lot, he said, "don't make any excuses. You can't do such a simple thing as changing clothes well. How can you be a soldier?"

Li Tiezhu: report

Monitor: "speak!"

Li Tiezhu: "monitor, your training clothes have not been changed. What you wear inside is a shirt. That's a regular clothes."

Monitor: "

Everyone looked at it carefully. Sure enough, the monitor didn't have time to change his clothes!

It's a little embarrassing.

Wu Litao's eyes turned: "report!"

Monitor: "speak!"

He subconsciously looked down at himself. What's wrong with him?

Wu Litao said, "my pants are going to fall off. Can you lift them?"

Monitor: "yes."

Everyone laughed.

Monitor: "I'm training you, so I don't need to make all the training clothes. However, since you put forward it, I'll accept it with an open mind. Next, I'll give you another minute to get dressed."

With that, the monitor went out again, and everyone in the house quickly changed their clothes.

After changing clothes, everyone was taken to the school yard by the monitor and did warm-up training with the soldiers of other classes. They are all very basic movements.

Originally, this was a platoon. After adding Li Tiezhu and several of them, it was close to 40 people.

When it was time to jump the goat, five "veterans" sighed in their hearts. Fortunately, Du Haibo left, otherwise they wouldn't give him a seat to die? Especially Zhang Yifeng, an old man, has lingering palpitations. If Du Haibo were here, he would be lame with old arms and legs.

The platoon leader said, "next, take off your clothes for training. Take off your clothes!"

The six artists watched the soldiers take off their clothes and followed them. It was not easy to wear them and take them off again?

After taking off the training clothes, there is only one T-shirt inside. Are you still taking off?

Such a cold day

Later, the program team subtitled: the outdoor temperature is 5 degrees Celsius.

In fact, the weather has begun to warm up in April, but the temperature in the Western military camp is still very low due to the geographical environment.

Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu took off his clothes and revealed his dark and strong body. His eight abdominal muscles were particularly eye-catching. Yes, originally he had six abdominal muscles, but in order to participate in this program, he specially trained into eight.

Matsushita said, what if there's a link to take off your clothes? She was right.

Barrage:

"Wow! Is there such a benefit?"

"Screenshot!"

"Ready to lick..."

"Brother Bing is in good shape."

"Li Tiezhu's eight abdominal muscles..."

"Saliva!"

"Sure enough, those with good figure have been handed over to the state."

"This program is called real ABS."

"Fortunately, Du Haibo is gone and doesn't want to see meat balls."

"Liu Yuan's brother is so thin, white to shiny."

"I'm shy..."

"Wow, teacher Zhang Yifeng has a great figure. He doesn't lose Li Tiezhu."

"Lao Zhang shows his figure, ha ha ha!"

"Serious brother is so tender."

"Isn't it dark skin?"

"She's not talking about skin. Pay attention to the close-up."

"Eh ～"

Then came the cold resistance training. All the soldiers rushed forward to the ice bucket challenge, that is, ice with water and drench themselves.

This is a unique ceremony for the hero company.

Yuan Heng's eyes are about to jump out. Is NIMA teasing me? I'm dying of cold now. He wants to talk, but forget it. The instructor of the recruit company has a high fever and won't return it for training.

Guo Xiaoxi was also a little scared, but his expression was firm.

Wu Litao said, "report!"

Platoon leader: "speak!"

Wu Litao: "can you not wet your hair when you shower?"

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