Chapter 727

Foot soaking is a habit developed in the army, because after a day of training, you can't stand not to soak your feet. Like poison gas bombs, it's special in all kinds of flavors.

The monitor ordered everyone to soak their feet for 20 minutes every night, otherwise they were not allowed to go to bed. Among them, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao were the most smelly. They were taken care of and added vinegar to soak their feet.

As for the foot odor, Li Tiezhu insisted that it was not his own pot. He thought it was infected by others. Wu Litao was not satisfied. He firmly denied that he had infected Shifu.

But the problem is that Li Tiezhu didn't think of him at all. He always felt that no one was infected in the East China Sea.

"Master, I want to eat your meal. Yi Xing said that your dish is better than Huang Sanshi."

Wu Litao, lying in bed looking in the mirror, suddenly sighed.

The guest house was a room for two people. Wu Litao naturally lived with master.

After more than ten days of military training, Wu Litao also tanned a little, but he was still as smelly as ever.

Li Tiezhu was packing: "do you want to go to the mushroom house with me?"

Wu Litao shook his head: "no, I've been sleeping here for three days."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm afraid you're not here to quarrel with netizens? Idle eggs hurt."

"I don't scold them. I really sleep. I paid a lot of sailors to help me scold. The firepower is fierce!"

"Money is good."

"That's right! Others mix in the entertainment industry to make money and become famous. I'm different. I'm here to help the poor!"

"I'll introduce Li Zhixuan to you later. You two should be able to talk."

"Play Wu Zhe, your roommate? I don't like it. It's too Niang."

"That's what he said about you!"

"Then his eyes are not good. I'm a real man in the entertainment industry! No one is as good as me! Including you, master."

"That's true. Your dog talks like a ha PI. It's reckless to explode."

Wu Litao was praised by his master, but he was very angry.

Nobody cares about the goods. The brokerage company is run by his own family. He is the boss and can do whatever he wants.

He is very popular in the circle, and the fan group is raised by himself, otherwise he would have run away. Resources are all smashed by money, but he is not the super rich second generation of Wang Dashao. His money ability is limited. He smashed it with Xiangnan TV on this program. He didn't smash it, but fortunately someone quit.

After scolding the commander for hot search, he got the support of master and dominated the headlines for a week in a row, making Wu Li Tao happy to fly.

It is said that reporters and paparazzi are trying their best to interview Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao, but they just can't find themselves and are so anxious.

But where can Wu Litao live?

After making such a big move, he even thought of the tiktok, so he played the live broadcast of the sound.

"I am scolding trump, I am right. The Chinese are going to curse him! What's the matter with the explosion? Do you think the people of the country are very civilized? They are all bandits. If he is in front of me, I will beat him with a double stick!

"Am I handsome? I lost the bet and shaved! My eyes are not black. Of course, it's because my face is tanned. Are you stupid?"

"I've been recording a military program recently. I trained in the army for half a month. With my stupid master, I performed the best. The company commander praised me."

"Anti tank infantry, you know? I'm just fighting tanks!"

"In the military exercise, I killed two tanks alone. Isn't it powerful? My master can't. He has a problem with his IQ. Ha ha, he gets lost as soon as he goes to the battlefield..."

"Why do you call him Shifu? Because... He's handsome."

"Am I blind? I think Li Tiezhu is so simple and handsome. Can I not be blind? Hey, hey... He went to take a bath. Let's scold him quietly. He can't hear."

"Your master is behind you? Hum? Cough... Master, it's early in the evening. Don't you rest? Do you have a snack? I'll give you some takeout..."

Humble as a horse, fans laugh and pee in the live broadcast room.

Wu Litao, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is still very convinced of Li Tiezhu because

I can't fight.

Li Tiezhu is respected everywhere for a reason.

No, the "colleague" who went to the mushroom house tomorrow called: "hello? Tie Zhu, I'm Yue Yupeng."

"Brother Yue, what's the matter?"

"Isn't this a call to order? Ask for your advice."

"Go to hell! Don't you understand?"

"No?"

"Brother Yue, why do you still love them?"

"Brother, I love you. I guess you cook there again."

"Er... Yeah, why did I forget this..."

So, after some discussion, they called each other to order.

Ling Ling

Yue Yupeng called first. Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang answered.

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Hello, this is the mushroom house. What would you like?"

"How do you know I want to order?"

"Because all the calls are orders."

"Er... I want to eat... I'm a little nervous when I come to this program for the first time. Can I say who I am? Or leave a suspense? Surprise you?"

"Let's leave a suspense. Brother Yue, we didn't hear you speak crosstalk at all."

"Er..."

"Besides, it's not the first time you've been here. You were lazy last time you threshed millet."

"I, i... I lost my memory, okay?"

Peng Yuchang is bad, and Zhang Zifeng Snickers.

Yue Yupeng was so embarrassed that he talked more and forgot to order after chatting for a long time.

Peng Yuchang: "brother Yue, order quickly. The telephone fee is very expensive."

Yue Yupeng: "ah, right? OK, have dumplings tomorrow."

Order succeeded.

Brother and sister had just come out to report, and the phone rang again.

He Ling said with a smile, "this phone is diligent enough. Won't a large group of people come tomorrow? I'll answer it."

"Hello? This is the mushroom house."

"Whatever your house, I want to order!"

"Why are you so rushed? Ordering a dish is like ordering a firefight."

"What is your service attitude?"

"Do you like to come or not?"

"Hey?"

"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up."

He Ling said with a smile.

"No! Wait, let me ask, no, let me think."

On the other end of the phone, the voice is a little empty.

He Ling: "you ask."

Peng Yuchang: "who?"

He Ling: "Wu Li Taotao, but he should not have ordered. It seems that he was forced to call. Don't you ask for instructions?"

Zhang Zifeng: "he is so just, will he be afraid?"

He Ling: "when you order tofu in brine, one thing will drop another."

Soon, Wu Litao said again: "ah, I want to eat the chicken stewed mushroom and the wild mushroom in southern Yunnan."

He Ling: "OK! Tao Tao, please tell him to come early. There's still a lot of work in the field. In addition... We're waiting for him to cook, and other guests ordered a lot of dishes."

Wu Litao: "I'm not Li Tiezhu."

The first few people on the phone laughed crazy, and the two fools immediately burst into conversation.

Over there, Wu Litao said, "master, I tried my best. The enemy is too cunning to cheat!"

Li Tiezhu said, "I don't blame you. There are spies around us. The whole program group is all their people."

The other end of the phone laughed even higher, especially Peng Yuchang.

After hanging up the phone, Wu Litao said, "Peng Yuchang smiles so ironically!"

Li Tiezhu said calmly, "that's because I'm not here."

The program team took this scene and put it in the main film. At the same time, it was accompanied by a screenshot of Peng Yuchang's arrogant smile and an exclamation mark on his face - the great devil is coming!

It's too simple. The real man program team shoots and edits directly, and then sends it back to the station. Anyway, it's from a TV station.

Barrage:

"Finally wait for you! Serious brother!"

"The mushroom house will look better again."

"Welcome Tiezhu back to the mushroom house."

"It's with Yue Yupeng again. They have a very strong relationship."

"Is Peng Yuchang scared? Ha ha..."

"The two are coming to the mushroom house to talk about crosstalk."

"Why is Li Tiezhu with Wu Litao?"

"Another family without internet access."

"Millennium kill to find out."

"Tao Tao, have you been killed?"

"From the real man."

"Will songzhuer come?"

"Three and a half years ago, it was also this program. Li Tiezhu met the girl who caught frogs."

"Time flies. Li Tiezhu and Songzhu have children."

"Since 2025, this year Li Tiezhu took his son to participate in" where's dad ", dog head."

"Have you crossed? It's 19 years!"

By the time this issue of "mushroom house" was broadcast, "real man" had been broadcast for two issues. Du Haibo quit and Wu Litao had learned from Li Tiezhu. Of course, the most classic Millennium kill must be the most memorable for the audience.

The next day, ten o'clock.

The sunshine in southern Yunnan is already very hot. This is completely different from the northwest. You have to wear a sweater at night.

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng walked lazily on the country road with boxes.

Yue Yupeng: "I'm so sleepy! Can I sleep directly there?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can lie on the side of the road and sleep. It can give you oil."

"Aren't you sleepy? How early did you come?"

"I left at 5:00 in the morning and flew at 6:20. I arrived in Kunyang at 8:30 and went to the seafood market. Didn't you ask me to come early and come with you? Otherwise I must come with some rice."

"What's delicious to buy?"

"Bastard."

"Stew? Get some mung beans to clear away heat."

"Chen Chichi may disagree."

"What does it have to do with him? Is this... His relative?"

Yue Yupeng looked innocent.

Li Tiezhu thought for a while and then thought, "almost."

Yue Yupeng punched Li Tiezhu and gave him the box: "help me carry it. It's bumpy. I bought a new box."

Li Tiezhu carried two boxes in one hand and Wang BA in the other, and headed for the mushroom house.

Soon, they went into the small yard of the mushroom house.

Little h and little o ran here.

Li Tiezhu: "go away and sit down."

The two dogs ducked aside and sat down. They didn't dare to move. The big devil of the mushroom house came. They were at risk of incarnating food.

Li Tiezhu looked at the two dogs and said, "it's getting fatter and fatter."

The eyes of the two dogs turned disorderly, and the dog's face trembled with fear.

Huang Sanshi and Zhang Zifeng came out to greet.

Huang Sanshi: "Yue Yue, why did you come here in the morning?"

Yue Yupeng: "I'm afraid it's too hot at noon. I didn't sleep all night."

Huang Sanshi: "come on, go inside and have a sleep."

Li Tiezhu: "I didn't sleep long last night."

Huang Sanshi: "come on, put things down and go to the kitchen to chop chicken."

Li Tiezhu: "