Chapter 732

Li Tiezhu bounced off the dead mosquito in his hand and said to Zhang Zifeng, "sister, you're welcome!"

Zhang Zifeng: "brother Zhu, it hurts!"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, it has been killed. I don't know it hurts."

Zhang Zifeng: "

Peng Peng was silly: "brother Zhu, I think what my sister said is that she hurts."

Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Yue Yupeng snickered. Li Tiezhu's logic is so different.

Shao Gang: "he really has to do it!"

Li Tiezhu: "it's important to be steady, accurate and ruthless in fighting mosquitoes! I have experience."

Shao Gang: "

Zhang Zifeng: "thank you!"

He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: "what dare Li Tiezhu? Miss Huang, do you want to kill him?"

Huang Sanshi was angry and smiled: "I really want to kill him."

Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Huang, please rest. I've killed mosquitoes. Why don't you light mosquito repellent incense? I ordered it in the kitchen in the afternoon. I'll get it..."

With that, Li Tiezhu got up and went to get mosquito repellent incense, humming a song.

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu beat a woman!"

"Guess if it will make headlines?"

"Lying in the groove, it was only painted two minutes ago that Wang Feng was going to have a concert, which..."

"My sister was frightened."

"It shouldn't hurt. It's just a mosquito."

"I'm laughing to death. Li Tiezhu can't understand people?"

"Miss Huang is so angry."

"Peng Peng looks very happy."

Huang Sanshi forked his waist and couldn't speak.

He Ling couldn't help laughing: "sister, is it still painful?"

Zhang Zifeng wiped his face with a paper towel, but also couldn't cry or laugh: "in fact, it didn't hurt too much, but he was scared... Brother Zhu asked me not to thank him. I... how did I get beaten when I recorded a program?"

Yi Xiaomao said, "brother Zhu has been merciful. He obviously has his strength. Otherwise, he can knock your head off."

Zhou Qian: "poof..."

Yue Yupeng: "fly directly to the opposite field? Hahaha..."

Zhang Zifeng: "

Peng Peng even laughed and said, "Oh, ha ha ha... Ha ha! If I give my sister this..."

Huang Sanshi: "if you fight, now you have been hung on the beam."

He Ling: "direct air drying!"

Peng Yuchang: "then why don't you hang up Li Tiezhu?"

Huang Sanshi covered his stomach and hurt again: "I... he hung us almost... Sister, bear it, Dad can't fight... Ha ha ha!"

He Ling: "uncle can't fight, ha ha..."

Zhang Zifeng: "mosquitoes are tolerated. What else can I do?"

Soon, Li Tiezhu came back with mosquito repellent incense, lit it, and took out a bottle of balm from his pocket. It was the oldest kind of small glass bottle. He unscrewed it and painted a little on Zhang Zifeng's face. It was still very gentle.

Zhou Qian: "no wonder brother Zhu can find a girlfriend and learn something."

Zhang Zifeng blushed a little.

Yi Xiaomao smiled: "I have a different style from him."

Sister Xiuhong is still very nice, and she is practicing water snake dance recently. That's soft

Zhang Zifeng was shy: "thank you, brother Zhu, ha... I thank you!"

Li Tiezhu said sternly, "you're welcome!"

Then he put Fengyou essence back in his pocket and handed Huang Sanshi and he Ling a Huoxiang Zhengqi water. Every year when the weather is hot, Li Tiezhu should prepare some balm and Huoxiang Zhengqi water.

Huang Sanshi didn't drink, because there was something wrong, he had diarrhea, he Ling drank, and the whole person was a little more comfortable.

Peng Peng said, "while it's still early, I'll go to the village drugstore and buy some laxatives for master."

Huang Sanshi said weakly, "you don't think I'm dying fast enough, do you?"

Others have laughed crazy. Has Peng Peng been infected by Li Tiezhu?

Peng Peng: "what's the matter, master?"

Huang Sanshi: "I have diarrhea. Do you buy laxatives?"

Peng Peng: "what should I buy?"

Li Tiezhu: "plug."

"Ha ha ha..."

"Poof..."

"Cough, cough..."

Yi Xiaomao choked a mouthful of wine and his face turned red.

Huang Sanshi took off his shoes and smashed them at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu avoided them perfectly, and then picked them up for him.

Putting on his shoes, Huang Sanshi went out of the shed: "forget it, in order not to be poisoned by you, I'd better buy medicine myself. It's not far."

He Ling: "Miss Huang, do you want me to go with you?"

Huang San stone didn't answer: "no, you play with them. It's not easy for you. You vomited."

Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Huang, take an umbrella with you. What if it rains heavily? You'll catch a cold if you get caught in the rain."

Huang Sanshi looked at the moon in the sky and angrily shook his hands and walked out of the yard: "if it rains this day, I'll eat the moon."

Two minutes later, there was a strong wind and heavy rain, and everyone was startled.

Li Tiezhu calmly commanded: "everyone takes his own cup, another dish and enters the house."

Hula, a group of people completed the rapid transfer.

He Ling: "I seem to have forgotten something."

Peng Peng went out and looked, "all the dishes have been moved."

Shao Gang couldn't see it anymore and reminded, "Peng Peng, where's your master?"

Peng Peng patted his head: "yes! My master bought laxatives. I'll save him."

Then Peng Peng took two umbrellas and rushed out.

Everyone in the house turned and looked at Li Tiezhu who was pouring Erguotou for himself. Is this guy poisonous? Say it rains?

Barrage:

"Horizontal trough..."

"Prophet!"

"The crow's mouth is gone."

"I love Miss Huang."

"Miss Huang, we are waiting for you to eat the moon."

"Yes, absolutely!"

"The mushroom house with Li Tiezhu is the real mushroom house."

"It's OK to buy laxatives for diarrhea?"

"As we all know, Li Tiezhu's mouth has been opened."

Before long, Peng Peng came back with the soaked Huang Sanshi. Mr. Huang stared at Li Tiezhu, didn't speak, and angrily went to take a hot bath.

Peng Peng couldn't bear it. He sat down and whispered, "when I found him, my master... Was hiding under a barn in the village and had diarrhea. His makeup was covered with flowers. Fortunately, I had paper in my pocket, ha ha..."

Everyone laughed. There was a picture. No, there was a taste.

Zhang Zifeng said leisurely, "brother? Don't you live?"

Peng Peng: "hahaha... Eh... Shouldn't I say it? My God, what have I done?"

Yue Yupeng patted Peng Peng on the shoulder: "brother, go all the way!"

Everyone raised their glasses and drank to Peng Yuchang. The scene was inexplicably tragic and desolate.

Peng Yuchang couldn't laugh: "don't do this. I'm afraid. You're like, like..."

Li Tiezhu: "farewell ceremony for the body!"

Peng Yuchang nodded madly: "yes! It's too scary."

This time Zhang Zifeng choked with laughter and coughed his face red.

Li Tiezhu patted her on the back and was pleased.

Zhang Zifeng lowered his head, raised his hand and said with difficulty: "brother Zhu, don't pat... Cough... Your back is swollen. If you don't pat, I can't cough so badly..."

Li Tiezhu took back his hand and scratched his head. He didn't feel much strength.

Peng Yuchang turned his eyes and said, "please do me a favor. Just think I didn't say those words, okay?"

Yi Xiaomao: "we can install it, but Miss Huang will see the program in the future."

Peng Yuchang: "it's good to live a few more days. Besides, I don't think the program team will cut such an embarrassing thing into the main film?"

He Ling: "yes! You are also an old man in the mushroom house. Why are you so naive?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, the program team has always been a dog. Your makeup has been sprayed. It will be replayed more than three times, and special effects will be added."

Peng Yuchang covered his face: "some people are alive, but he is dead..."

Li Tiezhu raised his glass to celebrate: "Immortality! You will always live in our hearts."

Everyone laughed again and was happy to see Peng Yuchang doing evil and not living.

Bullet screen hi skin:

"I can imagine Mr. Huang's miserable appearance..."

"It's terrible."

"Peng Peng dares to say."

"Brother, don't you live?"

"Sister's soul torture is so cute, huh?"

"Go all the way."

"The farewell ceremony of shentemo's body..."

"Peng Yuchang is really stupid."

"Serious brother saw the problem thoroughly. Sure enough, the program group put it on and added special effects."

"Goodbye, my friend..."

"Peng Yuchang is really going to be killed this time, ha!"

"You will always live in our hearts!"

"Next season's mushroom house opens with a black-and-white photo of Peng Yuchang."

After a while, Huang Sanshi took a good bath and came out refreshed. He was greeted by the crazy laughter of a room of people, which made him laugh.

"What's the matter?"

Huang Sanshi looked at his clothes and trousers. He didn't wear them upside down.

He Ling said with a smile, "nothing. Just now Tiezhu told a very funny joke. It's so funny."

Yue Yupeng: "yes! We're laughing to death, aren't we, Peng Peng?"

Peng Yuchang trembled: "ah... Right."

Huang Sanshi sat down, poured water and took medicine, and asked, "what joke did Tiezhu say? I'll listen to it again."

Li Tiezhu: "ah! This... Let me think."

Huang Sanshi took the antidiarrheal: "what? Didn't you just say it? Can you forget it?"

Everyone laughed and looked at Li Tiezhu with glee. They scratched their ears and cheeks to see how round you were! Everyone likes to see Li Tiezhu eat shriveled, and immediately think of a joke. It's also very funny.

Zhang Zifeng loves Li Tiezhu a little. It's brother Peng who caused trouble. Why is brother Zhu sitting in wax?

She said, "it's not funny, so I didn't laugh."

Huang Sanshi: "that's because they laugh too low. My sister has self-restraint."

Zhang Zifeng said, "no, just... What game are you playing tonight? There are so many people."

Huang Sanshi looked at Yue Yupeng: "what are you playing?"

Yue Yupeng: "listen to Li Tiezhu telling jokes."

Zhang Zifeng: "

After helping brother Zhu round for a long time, he was pushed back. These people are really cruel.

Huang Sanshi: "is it so funny? Tell me, what joke is so funny."

Li Tiezhu said, "I don't know whether to tell this joke or not."

Huang Sanshi: "say it!"

Li Tiezhu: "just now teacher he said that there will be no moon in the world from tomorrow."

Huang Sanshi just said it would rain tonight. He ate the moon.

Huang Sanshi was so angry that he pointed to he Ling: "Lao he... You, you..."

Zhang Zifeng: "poof goose..."

Huang Sanshi looked at his sister disappointed again. Didn't you just say you didn't laugh?

Others are not much better. After all, they are also the first time to listen to this "joke."

Li Tiezhu said again, "I told Mr. He not to worry. With Mr. Huang's stomach today, he will return it soon after eating the moon, and it's still so round..."

"Hahaha..."

"Geese, geese..."

Several have turned over on the ground. He Ling is laughing and kicking on the ground. Shao Gang is beating the ground. Yue Yupeng is wriggling on the ground. Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao are relatively restrained, but they are also out of breath with laughter. The most wonderful thing is Peng Peng. He is lying on Huang Sanshi and secretly giving Li Tiezhu a thumbs up.

Zhang Zifeng smiled with his head against the edge of the table.

Huang Sanshi reached out and took off his shoes. However, he took off his shoes after entering the house. There was nothing to smash Li Tiezhu. Forget it. Anyway, the guy was flexible and could always avoid.