Chapter 751

Why is it difficult to knead steamed bread? I can knead steamed stuffed buns, big and small, round and flat.

Li Tiezhu doesn't resist helping the kitchen. He's very interested. I just heard that today's morning exercises will learn some new combat skills, so he is a little worried about gain and loss.

Asked Liao long, "what did you learn in morning exercises today?"

Liao long: "I fell in front of you and captured the enemy. Ren Quanjiao came to catch you yesterday. You don't have to go, so I asked you to help the kitchen."

Li Tiezhu thought for a moment. He was the one who ran away. It seemed that there was really no need to go. Military skills and actions. The other party may be more standard, but he can't beat Li Tiezhu. If he goes, the instructor will be a little embarrassed.

Li Tiezhu is good at making pasta, but he is certainly not as professional as the northerners. Therefore, when he comes to the cooking class, he also follows them.

Fortunately, he had a high understanding of cooking and soon became like a model. Then he fried two large pots of vegetables.

At dinner, Li Tiezhu heard that Liu Yuan bit his lower lip during training, so he kindly got him a small dish of red oil mixed with kimchi.

Liu Yuan: "brother, do you have a grudge against me?"

Li Tiezhu said, "it's called attacking poison with poison. It won't hurt soon. If you don't believe it, try it."

Liu Yuan was half convinced and took a bite: "ah..."

Drink milk quickly. It hurts too much.

Others can't laugh or cry. Li Tiezhu is so naive and deceptive that it's impossible to prevent him, poor Liu Yuan.

Wu Litao said, "don't you have a brain? Don't you paint pepper on the wound? Do you really eat it?"

Liu Yuan: "how did I know brother Zhu would hurt me?"

Li Tiezhu said seriously, "do you feel less pain? Because the wound stimulated by pepper will be particularly painful. Once you experience this, you will find that the wound is not so painful."

Liu Yuan: "listening to your words is better than listening to your words!"

This is so special. It makes sense! After drinking a few mouthfuls of milk, it really doesn't hurt so much. Compared with just eating chili, it really... Doesn't feel much.

Holding a steamed stuffed bun, Zhang Yifeng said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, the stuffing of this steamed stuffed bun is a little salty."

Li Tiezhu: "I didn't adjust the stuffing. I just wrapped steamed stuffed buns."

Yuan Heng: "that's why you didn't wash your hands before making steamed stuffed buns."

Zhang Yifeng's expression was immediately wrong.

After breakfast, they started professional training, but Yuan Heng and Wu Litao, the last two in physical training yesterday, could not participate in the training and were taken to the training ground to do support work. In short, it is to take down the iron pole as the road sign of the tank, if it bends and falls, smash it straight, and then replace it.

Barrage:

"What a boring job."

"It's like making mistakes in prison and smashing stones, ha ha..."

"I always thought that kind of benchmark could be straightened by myself."

"Those with poor physical fitness are sent to do physical work."

"If you work a few more times, your strength will come up."

"Is it an assembly line?"

Li Tiezhu and other four artists went to study tank communication, and the instructor was a little powerful. Senior Sergeant of the fourth rank, 35 years old and 16 years old, it is exaggerated that he has made first-class merit once and third-class merit five times.

Several artists were also shocked, darling!

First class!

Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi, who came out of the army, can naturally understand this weight.

Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan, two young people, are no longer Xiaobai after this period of training. Their eyes are shining when they look at the instructor.

The instructor said, "welcome to learn tank communication. My teaching style is... Like asking questions."

Li Tiezhu suddenly had a big head. For xuezha, it was a nightmare.

"The instructor is so strong!"

"First class merit in life?"

"I've seen a lot."

"The third class Gong is led standing, the second class Gong is led lying down, and the first class Gong is led by his family."

"Therefore, the first-class merit alive is too powerful!"

"What did the instructor experience?"

"Probably participated in peacekeeping."

"It could also be counter-terrorism."

"This is not a collective first-class merit, outrageous!"

"My God!"

"Like to ask questions, but OK?"

"I'm serious. I'm guilty, ha ha..."

Even Liu Yuan and Guo Xiaoxi looked at Li Tiezhu. They saw Li Tiezhu sweating in the hot sun.

Lesson one, digital pronunciation.

It is the military reading of Arabic numerals. From one to zero, they are: one, two, three, four, five, six, eight hook holes.

After the number pronunciation is changed, the mouth shape is open. The purpose of opening a big mouth is to roar out. The sound is loud enough to communicate on the battlefield without being drowned by gunfire.

Instructor: "do you think it's simple?"

Zhang Yifeng: "not simple."

Li Tiezhu smiled: "it's not easy."

It turns out that I'm not alone.

Instructor: "it's not simple. It means you didn't remember. Zhang Yifeng, please say it."

Zhang Yifeng: "one, two, three, four, five, six, eight hook holes."

Instructor: "don't you remember that?"

Zhang Yifeng: "that's my modesty."

Li Tiezhu's smile immediately disappeared. Uncle Zhang doesn't talk about martial ethics! Isn't that a trick for me?

The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "one hundred and thirty-four... One hundred and twenty-three is five land? Turn eight hooks... Hole?"

The other three snickered.

Zhang Yifeng said it was not simple, that was modesty, Li Tiezhu said it was not simple, that was really not simple.

Li Tiezhu suddenly regretted that he would not return his IQ value, or add it back now? It's too late. You can only add or subtract once a week... It's over.

Instructor: "you... Practice alone."

Li Tiezhu could only read it twice, barely able to read it down.

Instructor: "for example, the current time is 10:30. It should be read as one hole and three holes. Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "here!"

Instructor: "how to read eleven ten?"

Li Tiezhu was suddenly nervous and muttered, "eleven, eleven thirty..."

Guo Xiaoxi, who was beside him, warned, "it's ten past eleven."

Li Tiezhu: "Yao Yao three holes."

Everyone was surprised. How did you get the answer? He said 11:3, Guo Xiaoxi said 11:10, are you strange? At 11:30?

The instructor was surprised for a moment, which... Was unexpected.

"Guo Xiaoxi, read it again."

"Yaoyaodong."

"Li Tiezhu, are you wrong?"

"Wrong!"

"What should I do?"

Of course, it's push ups. When Li Tiezhu gets down, he is ten push ups. While doing push ups, he shouts: "Yao Yao three holes, ah? Oh, Yao Yao holes, Yao Yao Yao holes..."

Guo Xiaoxi and Liu Yuan can't laugh or cry. Can they be wrong? Just remind him.

Then, the instructor said, "next, let's have a digital test, Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "here!"

Why me again?

Instructor: "what's your height?"

Li Tiezhu was numb: "

Yeah, what's my height again? Think about... I measured it some time ago

Instructor: "speak quickly."

Li Tiezhu was even more flustered: "ah, this... Yaoba cave."

"You are eighteen meters?"

"Yao eight... Yao."

"Is it Yao Ba Yao or Yao Ba Dong?"

"Yao Ba Yao."

The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Li Tiezhu felt guilty, so... He got down and did push ups again.

Then, the instructor looked at the information in his hand and said, "Li Tiezhu, you are 1.81 meters tall. That's right. Why do you do push ups? Stand up."

Li Tiezhu: "report! What if I'm wrong? I'll do some first. Anyway, I'll be wrong later."

Well, it's very reasonable.

Liu Yuan: "poop..."

Then, the instructor looked at Guo Xiaoxi: "what's your wedding anniversary?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "Yaoyao cave eight Liang cave turn."

Li Tiezhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and finally bypassed me. Damn it! It's like reading a book from heaven.

Instructor: "Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "here!"

It's a little broken. The professional singer's voice is broken. Nervous, why are you back?

Instructor: "excuse me, when did Guo Xiaoxi get married?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah... I didn't remember the report."

Very confused, just like life, full of confusion.

So Li Tiezhu began to do push ups again.

Zhang Yifeng couldn't help laughing. He was so funny that he liked Li Tiezhu's experience.

Barrage:

"Laugh to death..."

"Ha ha ha!"

"Having a pillar is happiness."

"The pain of learning slag, I know you! But I still can't help laughing!"

"Serious brother's sense of variety is really not acting."

"He doesn't have a sense of variety. He really reacts very slowly."

"That silly smile on his face is too emotional."

"Someone asked me why I like watching Li Tiezhu."

"Of course, it's to find self-confidence!"

Then the instructor asked Liu Yuan, "when is your girlfriend's birthday?"

Li Tiezhu: "report, he doesn't have a girlfriend, ha ha..."

Liu Yuan: "

Instructor: "tell me, Li Tiezhu."

Liu Yuan: "poof ~"

I like Li Tiezhu's death.

Li Tiezhu suddenly became silly: "ah? Which one is this...?"

Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Zhang Yifeng were surprised. Can you say that? They collectively looked at Li Tiezhu.

The instructor didn't understand and said, "how old are you? How many girlfriends?"

Li Tiezhu: "one."

"Which one do you ask?"

"I didn't remember which question I asked."

"Girlfriend's birthday."

The instructor was speechless.

Li Tiezhu gave a sound, and then fell into a daze. He got stuck: "this, this... Hole... Hole hook... Hook, hole five or three."

Instructor: "

Liu Yuan: "report! He said his girlfriend was born in AD 997."

Zhang Yifeng: "old enough! Young people have a good appetite!"

Guo Xiaoxi said, "no, no, no, tie Zhu said that in 997 BC, Nezha might have made trouble in the sea at that time."

Li Tiezhu: "er... Yao Gou Gua, the hole is five or three."

Instructor: "Liu Yuan, please translate."

Liu Yuan: "he said that songzhuer was born on May 23, 1997."

Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, is he right?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah, this..."

It seems right and wrong. My brain is in a mess.

Instructor: "is that right?"

Liu Yuan: "report! No, his girlfriend's birthday was on May 23, 1988. He said it was a year earlier."

Instructor: "how do you know?"

Liu Yuan: "we know each other, and it's on the encyclopedia."

Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes."

Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, you can't even remember your girlfriend's birthday. How can you explain it when you go back?"

Li Tiezhu: "report! No... don't explain. She can't beat me."

Instructor:

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