"All right! You can go in."
Li Tiezhu was very knowledgeable. Eating ice cream, he took Zhang Zifeng to the courtyard of the mushroom house.
When the program is broadcast here, the progress bar can hardly hold up. These people are still angry. Although it's funny, they will be tired of listening to it for a long time.
Barrage:
"Space bomb ha ha..."
"I died laughing in the middle of the night."
"Like Grandma's tea party."
"I've forgotten how the space bomb used to sing."
"I want to hear Li Tiezhu sing space bomb."
"Serious brother, why don't you come?"
"Half of this program is over, and Li Tiezhu hasn't come yet?"
"I really turned my sister away."
He Ling said, "let's have another version. How about a quarrelling version?"
Liu Mei: "OK!"
Chen Chichi is tired. What's good? He raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey! Look, there's a light. It's a photography light. Who's coming?"
Everyone turned around and looked.
He Ling: "my sister must have come back."
Peng Yuchang: "my brother Zhu is back."
With that, Peng Yuchang ran to move the bench, very clever.
He Ling got up to meet him at the gate of the hospital: "eh? Who's the little black charcoal outside? Why don't you turn on the light on your face?"
Huang Sanshi picked up his glass, drank beer and said with a smile, "the boss of the mushroom house is coming. Everyone is ready to pick up! Ha ha!"
Chen Chichi also got up, took a cup and began to pour the wine: "hahaha... My doom has come. Please remember to protect me."
Onana is surprised. It's just Li Tiezhu. It looks a little cute on the program. Why are these people facing great enemies? It's not the devil.
Liu Mei is also curious: "iron pillar is a good child. You can arrange others."
Onana nodded again and again, "yes."
At this time, Li Tiezhu came in eating ice cream: "Hello, Miss He, Aunt Liu Mei! Hello, Miss Huang..."
After greeting, Peng Yuchang handed over a chair, Li Tiezhu sat down, Chen Chichi brought a glass of wine, and Li Tiezhu took it.
Barrage:
"Scatter flowers ~"
"The iron pillar finally came again."
"Why did the one in front say again?"
"Is the boss OK?"
"Peng Peng is so clever!"
"Chen Chichi is also empty, afraid of being cursed by Li Tiezhu."
"Hahaha..."
"I think of the time when Chen Chi sprained barefoot again."
"My sister is so sticky!"
Lao Lang, Zheng Yun and Xu Han have left. Only Liu Mei, tuba, onana and Chen Chichi are left.
Liu Mei: "ho! This battle is OK. Both dogs went to meet them in person."
Don't say, h and O call it a passion, or they'll be stewed by this product.
Huang Sanshi said, "superstars! Of course, big scenes."
Chen Chichi squinted at Li Tiezhu and had a cheap attack: "if I'm right, this thing you eat is called ice cream."
Li Tiezhu: "do you want to eat?"
Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu and said nothing.
Li Tiezhu also looked at him.
Others feel inexplicable. What are these two people doing?
Then, Chen Chichi took the ice cream in Li Tiezhu's hand with turtle speed, silently walked back to his position, sat down, scooped the ice cream with a wooden spoon and ate it: "well, if I'm not wrong, it's really ice cream."
Onana frowned: "brother Chi Chi, this is what Li Tiezhu ate."
Chen Chichi: "what's the matter? We are friends who eat noodles in a bowl! We all wear underwear. International superstar Li Tiezhu is my buddy!"
He was talking about the recording of ha ha ha ha. They had a good relationship, but Li Tiezhu naturally controlled him and said he sprained his foot, so Chen Chichi said Li Tiezhu was his doom.
Onana asked Zhang Zifeng quietly, "are they satirizing Li Tiezhu?"
Zhang Zifeng shook his head: "they often do this. They all like to joke about my brother, because only at this time can they take advantage of it."
Onana: really
Over there, Li Tiezhu seriously said to Chen Chichi, "brother Chichi, you can eat less ice cream and grow fatter."
Chen Chichi looked loveless: "it's over! If you say I'm getting fat, I must be getting fat!"
Huang Sanshi: "because of the iron pillar crow's mouth, isn't it?"
Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "it's not a crow's mouth. It's poisonous. It's a prophecy! Li Tiezhu's words are... Follow his words! He never fails! He should be the host of the weather forecast."
Li Tiezhu: "it's easy to choke when eating. Be careful."
Chen Chichi: "can you choke with an ice cream? You tease me... Cough, cough ~ cough..."
Before he finished, Chen Chichi choked to death.
The crowd looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise.
Onana exclaimed, "isn't that amazing?"
Zhang Zifeng smiled: "it's a small scene."
He Ling asked, "iron pillar, what's the feeling of coming to the mushroom house from ha ha farm?"
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "why should Mr. He humiliate himself?"
He Ling: "poof..."
Li Tiezhu: "I feel, um... Life has pressed the fast forward button, and suddenly changed from young people to old people. There are all young people in their twenties."
Huang Sanshi said, "are you implying that we are old?"
Li Tiezhu: "I didn't hint, I said it directly."
Liu Mei: "Hey! How on earth do such people survive in this circle? Can they be red?"
Huang Sanshi said, "if Peng Peng spoke like that, I would have killed him. Li Tiezhu is different... I can't beat him."
Liu Mei: "Hey! How can you survive!"
Chen Chichi slowed down, grabbed the words and said, "not only does he bully people everywhere, but even honest people like me can't escape his claws."
Liu Mei: "
Bitch is hypocritical. Don't insult honest people here.
Peng Yuchang's smile has always been so cheap: "uncle, you are the standard brother Zhu's target! Meet all standards, ha ha..."
Huang Sanshi and he Ling laughed at the same time. Peng pengzhuhua was serious. Congratulations.
Chen Chichi: "why?"
Peng Yuchang: "people talk a lot and don't work. Ha ha..."
Chen Chichi: "
Peng Yuchang smiled vaguely: "ha ha ha ha..."
Chen Chichi silently took a mouthful of ice cream: "please let me play on your program. What's the result? Humiliate me in public?"
Li Tiezhu: "because the audience likes to see you humiliated!"
Chen Chichi wanted to stop talking: "ha ha... Ignore you. They are all bad people."
Everyone laughed.
Onana took Zhang Zifeng's hand: "Wow! Brother Tiezhu is so cool!"
Zhang Zifeng: "you should be careful."
"What am I careful about? He won't even hate me? I'm a girl."
"Ha ha ~"
Then, everyone began to sing. Liu Mei's son Tuba's voice was amazing, but the musician onana was average in singing.
Li Tiezhu was forced to comment: "pretty girls basically don't know how to sing, except Zhao Liya."
How dare he Ling make faces?
Zhang Zifeng held back his smile. Have you seen it? Sister Nana, who says Li Tiezhu doesn't hate girls?
Onana was ashamed: "aha, am I really good-looking? No? Maybe I put on makeup..."
Zhang Zifeng: "ah... This..."
After onana finished singing, she sat back and asked Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, can you tell whether you look good or not? They all say you are a fool."
Li Tiezhu: "I'm a fool, not blind."
"But they say you're blind."
"Yes, I can only distinguish beauty from ugliness when I'm not familiar with people. Therefore, I'm more used to dealing with people like Xu Shanzheng and Peng Peng."
"Why?"
"Good looking people are the same, ugly people are different."
"Can you tell Matsushita from other actresses?"
"At first, I couldn't tell the difference. I listened to the voice. Later, I could tell the difference after getting along for a long time."
"When can you tell?"
"Almost... After being together."
"Wow!"
She wanted to ask if she could tell lengba from gunaza, but when she was on the program, she held back.
Li Tiezhu said, "Zhu Er took me to see a doctor and said it was called physical cognitive impairment, which was linked to IQ."
Onana wants to ask again, how did you sleep with a group of beautiful women? Of course, it's just thinking. As a person from Baodao, the entertainment circle that onana came into contact with since childhood is definitely much more fierce than the mainland, and her thoughts are far more advanced than Zhang Zifeng.
Zhang Zifeng saw that they were talking together. He was a little sour and said, "brother, you're not stupid at all. That's because they don't know you."
Li Tiezhu: "you don't know me either. I can make myself cry when I'm stupid."
Zhang Zifeng thought, yes, for example, what he just said outside.
Onana said, "isn't this stupid? It's cute! Brother Zhu, do you know me?"
Li Tiezhu thought, "I heard Liu Yuan say that you are a musical genius."
Onana: how can you exaggerate! Brother Zhu can really talk
Zhang Zifeng pupil earthquake, huh? My brother can talk? I'm afraid you're not poisoned, are you? sisters! My brother is very good at the invisible bewitching. He almost bewitched me.
Then, it was Li Tiezhu's turn to sing. He sang a famous song "people like me".
Onana's eyes lit up and shouted.
Then came the old people's k-song link, and the young people couldn't fit in.
Onana and Zhang Zifeng sat on the swing and whispered. In fact, onana was asking about Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi sat in the corner drinking, drinking Laobaigan.
The next morning.
Li Tiezhu ran for ten kilometers and went to ha ha's house to send them the unfinished vermicelli in the mushroom house. Before the gang woke up, Li Tiezhu put down the vermicelli and ran back to the mushroom house with Huang Sanshi who ran five kilometers.
"This is really the last run of Manyuan village!"
"Miss Huang, you've really lost a lot of weight."
"Right? The result of exercise."
"No, because I don't have a permanent residence in the mushroom house."
"Your uncle! The year before last, you fed me twenty pounds. I used it for two years and haven't completely reduced it..."
"How time flies."
"Yes!"
"Don't sigh. Make breakfast first."
"Ha ha, then I'll have a rest. Having an iron pillar is happiness!"
Huang Sanshi happily went to drink milk to feed the ducks and chatted with Liu Mei who had just got up.
Li Tiezhu is used to making breakfast alone in the kitchen. As long as there is a kitchen, he can't help doing it. It's really the greatest restraint in ha ha farm.
Here, Liu Mei said, "iron pillar is in good health. She works hard and cooks delicious."
Huang Sanshi: "I just ran five kilometers. He ran ten kilometers. I'm almost down. He's still alive."
"Awesome."
"This child is very real. He has taken the initiative to cook since he first came to the mushroom house. No one has asked him to cook. It all depends on self-consciousness. I can rest when he comes, ha ha."
"That's good! My family... Hey! It's estimated that I'll sleep until noon."
(I've finally finished adding the arrears. Is there anything else to add?)