Chapter 774

On the other hand, Li Tiezhu began to show off his skills. The first thing was to peel the skin of snakes and rabbits. He decided to deal with snakes first, because the snake soup had to be stewed for a long time.

"Two snakes, how enough to eat?"

Li Tiezhu found a wooden stick, knocked it into the ground with an engineer's shovel, nailed the snake's head to the top of the stick with Liu Yuan's dagger, and then took his own dagger to open the snake directly.

Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi turn around with a mask of pain:

"Master, I don't eat!"

"I don't eat either. I'd better make my pimple soup..."

After squeezing out the snake's internal organs, Li Tiezhu cut the skin of his neck and peeled the snake's skin like a banana.

He said, "second uncle, are you not afraid of your son seeing your advice now?"

Zhang Yifeng laughed.

Guo Xiaoxi has a very hypocritical habit. Every time he does something, he talks about his son. This is to set an example for his son. He can't let his son see his advice.

Guo Xiaoxi gritted his teeth: "I won't let him watch this issue. I'll have nightmares after reading it!"

Li Tiezhu: "boys don't see blood? What kind of man should they be? Make some fresh meat, like Wu Litao."

Wu Litao didn't refute.

Guo Xiaoxi added, "the picture of killing snakes can't be broadcast. It's so bloody!"

Li Tiezhu: "what's this? I can broadcast the killing of pigs with bamboo sticks in Oh Huo primitive man. Just avoid the direct killing lens. Now children should have a good look at killing pigs. They dare not look at killing pigs and expect them to kill the enemy?"

"Then Xu Sanduo didn't dare to see the killing of pigs."

"Xu Sanduo is fake."

In a few words, Li Tiezhu had skinned the shrimp and cut off the snake's head.

Liu Yuan xizizi took the snake and cleaned it. He has raised a snake but hasn't peeled it yet. Open it and have a look. Ah, does it feel like this in the snake's stomach? That's interesting.

The second snake was dead. Yuan Heng said, "iron pillar, let me try. I'll see."

Li Tiezhu gave way and peeled the rabbit by himself: "rabbit braised in brown sauce and two roast fish should be enough. Second uncle, hand over your pimples. How about making Ramen?"

Guo Xiaoxi is still kneading noodles: "I want to eat noodles. Can you pull?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, I'll pull it for you."

Guo Xiaoxi: "no! Why do you sound so disgusting?"

Zhang Yifeng started a fire and prepared to stew snake soup: "what's disgusting? How much he pulled, how much we ate. Ha ha... Bah! I'm disgusted..."

This paragraph can be called the most exciting one since the real man was broadcast, although it's just cooking

So the barrage exploded:

"I'll go! Sure enough, I still did it to the snake!"

"Oh, my God!"

"My God, I'm going to vomit..."

"Snakes have many parasites."

"Eating snakes since childhood is very tonic."

"The key is good taste."

"The snakes I've eaten can circle the mushroom house."

"Bai Suzhen is gone?"

"Is Li Tiezhu too skillful?"

"It looks like a recidivist."

"I bet fifty cents. His father must have taught him."

"Li Fugui has never set foot in the entertainment industry, but there are all his legends."

"Liu Yuan went too far. He took the snake away and looked..."

"Yuan Heng or gang, skinned himself."

"Creepy..."

"Is the scale of this program too large?"

"Have nightmares at night."

"Yes! I'm eating!!!"

"I don't know what the barrage is forcing. Don't special forces eat this takeout?"

After a while, Yuan Heng peeled the second snake. Liu Yuan chopped them into pieces, blanched the water and stewed them in person. With a kind smile, he resisted tears from the corners of his mouth.

Although he hasn't cooked, Li Tiezhu told him how to do it. He has a strong learning ability.

Li Tiezhu took good care of the rabbit and braised it in a small pot. By the way, he handled the two fish and roasted them with a wooden stick.

The veterans next door were greedy and crying.

They have only one hare and one bird. The hare stew is being processed and ready to be roasted, but the bird is too small to have much meat.

Li Tiezhu said, "comrades in arms, why don't you roast the bird and stew it with our snake. We'll eat dragon and Phoenix soup later."

The veteran captain felt a little ashamed, but the soldiers were very happy and threw the cleaned bird into the snake soup.

Li Tiezhu began to make ramen. Originally, he couldn't make ramen, but songzhuer loved to eat noodles. Lengba also said that he was super delicious below.

Coupled with the experience of several seasons of mushroom house, the noodles are also very similar.

That night, everyone ate the best meal since entering the reconnaissance company.

Wu Litao didn't dare to eat snake meat. Although he smelled delicious, he was afraid.

He said, "master, didn't you say to let the snake repay his kindness later? He killed him with his backhand."

Li Tiezhu: "it's gratitude. I thanked you on the spot and reported a big pot. Suck and slip... Ha! Fresh!"

Liu Yuan: "human debt, meat compensation! I knew snake meat was so delicious. The one I raised before..."

Yuan Heng said, "I can drink its gratitude. It's really fragrant."

After dinner, there was no activity tonight. The soldiers gathered around Li Tiezhu.

It's the same in any army. The other five are used to it. They sit sour and chat with themselves not far away, and some are making videos with their families.

Of course, the program team stopped shooting at this time.

Li Tiezhu chatted with the soldiers for a while, sang and asked the soldiers to show their talents. He took out his mobile phone.

In fact, artists carry mobile phones, but they can't use them until the training is completed.

Li Tiezhu gives songzhu'er videos. No matter where he is, he makes videos with songzhu'er every night, but he seldom comes to this program, once every three or four days.

It's mainly for fear of affecting other people's rest. Bamboo bar... It's too noisy.

"Pillar! Hey, hey... Is the reconnaissance company fun?"

"It's fun. There are three guns. They are rifles, micro punches, pistols, engineers' shovels and daggers. By the way, we caught snakes and rabbits in the evening."

"Ah ah..."

Inexplicably, songzhuer screamed on the phone and danced on the sofa in Kumamoto's pajamas.

Wu Litao said, "Shiniang is scared. Ha ha."

Guo Xiaoxi: "so is iron pillar. You eat it and tell girls how they can sleep at night?"

Songzhuer finally stopped and said, "I can't sleep at night. What should I do? I really want to eat snakes!"

Li Tiezhu said, "OK, I'll take you to southern Hunan next time."

"I don't want to, I want to catch myself and commit suicide!"

"Then you'd better go to the primitive man with me."

"Wow, wow..."

Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi looked at each other. Are girls so fierce now?

Liu Yuan whispered, "just treat bamboo as a man."

Songzhuer suddenly said, "Liu Yuan, wait to die, you!"

Liu Yuan: "I'm wrong, sister."

Songzhuer: "Hum! But Zhuo, I can't go to the primitive people. It's OK to go to the first phase. Haven't I lost 80% of the film appointment since I made it public with you in the past two years? They all think I'm not pure and don't ask me to play a little girl. Shit! They don't even look for me in idol dramas. They try to find some ugly people. I didn't say you, Zhuo, Wu Litao, don't be angry... But brother Meng, give me one these two days Mom, I love it! "

Wu Litao black question mark, am I ugly?

Li Tiezhu frowned: "spicy claw, I didn't hit you. You play your mother... The audience will scold you. Of course, you're not afraid of being scolded."

Matsushita: "I've stayed up late to read the script and the original work. The shooting time conflicts with your recording of primitive people, so I can't come. Hahaha... I've decided to let Xiaohua bring iron eggs to Kyoto. I'll find out first. Anyway, iron eggs are stocky and can't die easily."

Li Tiezhu mourned for Tiedan: "just be happy."

Matsushita: "wait and see! I Qiao Simei will use my acting skills to shut up those sunspots!"

"Well, you're great."

"And you, I know you're satirizing me! Wait and see!"

Another day, the devil training continued.

When drawing a map, Li Tiezhu always miscalculated the scale and was fined to climb a tree. He never came down from the tree.

When climbing the cliff, it was very eye-catching. Wu Litao couldn't climb with the rope. Li Tiezhu climbed with his bare hands and humiliated him. When he climbed in front of him, he stopped and waited, and then climbed quickly.

In the soldiers' assault, Xu Sanduo catches yuan Lang without coercion. He really climbs. Li Tiezhu grew up in the mountains and climbed cliffs to catch mountain mice since childhood.

Climbing the cliff with bare hands convinced some veterans.

After adapting to the training intensity, the artists' performance has gradually improved, but we also know that their training volume is much lower than that of real special forces.

So, there's nothing to be proud of.

Because of his good health, Kung Fu and high shooting talent, Li Tiezhu performs best, but... Once he needs to use his brain, Li Tiezhu will be blind and bring a lot of jokes.

Unconsciously, I have been training for six days, and tomorrow is the final assessment.

After the training in the afternoon, everyone was nervous and excited, and speculated about the contents and methods of tomorrow's exam.

I only heard that it was a red blue confrontation exercise, which was also done in the infantry company before. However, since it is a special force here, the assessment method must be different?

……

Dusk, a small building somewhere.

In the courtyard downstairs, there are patrols, sentries and secret outposts. There are snipers at each commanding point, just like a military fortress.

The head of the blue army is receiving a special veteran.

"Report to the chief!"

"Back? Did they tell you about tomorrow's task?"

"I see."

"Are you confident?"

"Promise to finish the task! Let none of them live."

The veteran is not tall, his skin is dark but his face is firm, and his eyes are full of unyielding light. He is Leng Feng, the protagonist of Zhan long series films.

Before Wu Jing filmed battle dragon and battle dragon 2, he came to this mysterious army for special training for three months and was very familiar with leaders and soldiers.

The program team chose him as the "mysterious guest" of the last issue, as the elite sniper of the blue army, causing trouble to the artists.

The chief said, "OK! I don't care about anything else. Li Tiezhu must 'die'. They told me that Li Tiezhu is a natural special forces soldier, and Lao Tzu is a special forces soldier!"

This unit is more mysterious than the reconnaissance company. They are special forces among special forces.

Wu Jing smiled: "don't worry, chief. He's dead."

The penultimate issue of the real man came to an abrupt end here.

The audience spat on the screen:

"NIMA's Dog Coin program group."

"Broken dog!"

"I'm so convinced!"

"Bah!"

“HE！TUI~”

"The broken dog must die!!!"

"Shit! Refund!"