Chapter 797

With the end of the song, the stage presents a prosperous and picturesque scene.

This prosperous time is as you wish!

The applause and screams of the audience were overwhelming. Even though many people had seen that Li Tiezhu was carrying private goods, they were still moved because they were always substituted into it.

At first, they thought the performance was a battle. Later, they found it was a war. Later, they found that it was actually a magnificent history. Finally, they found that it was the revival of a great civilization.

"Epic performance!"

"Great design, great creativity!"

"Superstar Ian Pera..."

"Cow force!"

"Cow force!"

Although I don't know what bull force means, this slogan will ring out when the audience can no longer express their emotions in words since Toronto station.

That's good. Crooked nuts can say it's awesome.

The stars at the VIP table also stood up and applauded. This was the first time that the concert came. After all, they were all big names. They didn't cross their legs very much, Li Tiezhu.

Uncle Liu Huade said that he hates the VIP audience in front of him. He doesn't interact with you at all. He looks like Uncle one by one.

Qin Tao, who rubbed into the VIP seat, was also excited and shouted at a group of foreign devils around him: "Li Tiezhu is my brother! Cow force Shanshan! He was brought into the entertainment industry by me. I really have eyes like a torch! Tiezhu can pee upside down..."

Mildewy clapped and looked at Qin Tao who was not fat. His eyes were shining. Li Tiezhu was lucky to have a brother like Qin.

In the vast sea of people, there are occasionally a few black haired and black eyed viewers who have burst into tears.

"Three grams of oil, three grams of oil, Ricky..."

Li Tiezhu took off his ragged coat and handed it to the actor who was evacuating next to him. He gave the trumpet to another actor, then helped Mike to the front of the stage and thanked the audience.

Chen Xiaofei translated: "thank you, thank you very much... Huh?"

Why should I translate Chinese?

Sure enough, after staying with Li Tiezhu for a long time, will his intelligence fluctuate?

Li Tiezhu, naked, switched to Chinese and said, "I can see that everyone likes the performance just now. I'm glad you like it. I'm sure you all know that I'm a talk show actor with good Kung Fu and can sing and act."

Chen Xiaofei translated truthfully.

The scene laughed. Who hasn't seen the funny scene of Ian perra? Tiktok is full of his collection and ghost videos.

Li Tiezhu said, "many people are not optimistic about my global concert because I can't speak English, French and Italian. Moreover, I only have half an English song. In addition, I can't dance."

"Ha ha ha..."

"Stop it, stop it! Ian perra! Stop it..."

The audience began to boo.

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm sorry, I can't understand English."

"Dance! Dance..."

Some foreign students shouted Chinese, and a group of foreigners followed.

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "well, since you strongly request, I'll give you an axe gang in Kung Fu."

Then Li Tiezhu took off one of his shoes and took it in his hand as an axe.

When the music sounded, Li Tiezhu began to dance.

"Hahaha..."

This time, Li Tiezhu didn't fall.

"Whoa..."

Li Tiezhu put on his shoes: "before coming to beimi, a friend bet with me whether I could speak talk show (crosstalk) at the concert in the United States. I don't know the language. It's difficult to rely on translation."

Hearing the translation, the audience began to coax again.

Li Tiezhu: "but I'm fearless Ian Pera! The difficulty is right. Next, I'll bring you a stand up crosstalk and let me have a good rest. In addition, the scene of that song was too big just now. It takes a long time to pack up the props."

"Komang, I like to hear you beep."

"Yeah, come on, talk show!"

"It's not like a period of Kung Fu."

"Say it, I like your abs."

"Tear resistant! I want to sleep with him!"

Li Tiezhu: "you must be curious about why I spend part of my profits on charity in every concert. In fact, it's very simple, because this is something I can't do in China. But in maple leaf country and America, the atmosphere here is very suitable. After all, I can't give a little money to beggars when I walk on the streets of China, because... There are no beggars."

"Ha ha ha..."

"When I was a child, I was happy all day when I gave beggars some money, because it made me feel sublimated! I like to help others and often donate money in China. However, I found it more and more difficult. Once I suddenly wanted to get an apartment for the adoption of tramps and homeless people. They regarded me as a real estate speculator because of the real estate I built It is very likely that no one will check in. "

"Hahaha..."

"Later, my friends and I were going to help some farmers in the mountains, help them dig wells, help them build roads, help them transform their houses and get a solar water heater... When we went there, we found that they all moved to villas at the foot of the mountain, used tap water and drove vans..."

"Ha ha..."

"Then I heard the Americans say that the cotton pickers in western Xinjiang were squeezed. I was very angry and sent someone to help them. Then I found that the cotton fields were full of machines working, so... We paid for free to lubricate the machines. The machines were too hard."

"Ha..."

"I've made a lot of money, but I can't donate it, which makes me very distressed! Why give me billions of troubles? It's unfair! I'm going to build roads, repair houses, send home appliances and cars to my hometown, which is also a remote countryside... But many of them don't want to go back, because they buy houses in the city, just like me."

“……”

"Just when I was distressed, my friend showed me a video of a corpse in Philadelphia. I was... As happy as a child! I love America! This time, I will donate 10% of my profits to build shelters, buy food, drinking water and... Dama for them."

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Cow force!"

Li Tiezhu held a smile, and the Americans were patriotic. But they loved their own official. Li Tiezhu did not make complaints about their patriotism.

"Everything is so free in the United States. The commander even talks about talk shows and plays golf."

"Woo..."

"Ha ha ha!"

"That's good. If your commander-in-chief is a Chinese, I'll tell you, you're finished! He can't speak talk show, play golf, or even English, but what's the matter? He can... Play table tennis."

"Hahaha..."

"A 50-60-year-old Chinese grandfather beat the players of your national table tennis team all over the ground looking for teeth. And he, with his waist crossed, said, you draw with some force, I'm ok."

"Hahaha..."

"He will also change your lifestyle. What? Shops are closed on weekends? No, you must be open 24 hours a day, all year round. It took four years to build a bridge and discuss its name? No, it's directly repaired. It's called the civilization bridge or the people's bridge."

"Ha ha ha..."

"Sounds cool!"

"I think we really need a Chinese commander."

"It's not over yet! Think about your dog. Do you want to take it out? No! You need to have a dog license and tie the reins, otherwise you will be caught by the professional dog catching team and fined. Do you think this is over? You must also write an 800 word review and read it out in public."

"Oh! Comun, kill me!"

"Ha ha ha..."

"Do you know what the most terrible thing is? He will make you a five-year plan and easily come up with another 50 year strategy. Therefore, your GDP will soar by 10% every year, so that a book called the collapse of the United States will be popular in other countries."

"Hahaha..."

"Cool goose ~"

"The key is that in another 20 years, the theory of the collapse of the United States has collapsed, and the United States has not yet collapsed. At this time, a new book, the theory of the threat of the United States, will appear."

"Ha ha ha..."

"So, believe me, you don't need a Chinese commander. Otherwise, many of you in public will... Suffer because of too much money!"

"Ha ha ha..."

"At that time, if you want to give beggars some money, you will find that there are no beggars in America since when?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Woo..."

"Tear resistant!"

"This is the best talk show I've ever heard!"

"Ian Pera is too clever."

"Come and be the commander!"

Li Tiezhu is talking nonsense. Unexpectedly, after being translated by Chen Xiaofei, he can make these American people laugh. That's enough. Tuyi music, the stage is almost cleaned up and you can continue the concert.

Li Tiezhu said, "well, next, continue to sing and bring you a preface to Lanting."

The audience quit and shouted for the talk show.

Well... I've never heard of it.

Is it the return of crosstalk?

Well, let's do another paragraph. Anyway, Li Tiezhu is very good at boasting and forcing. He never needs to make a draft:

"Do you want to say more? I'm afraid the FBI has arrived at the gate of the stadium."

"Ha ha ha..."

"But it doesn't matter. Maybe they didn't grab the ticket!"

"Woo..."

"I once asked my agent if I would be arrested for a crooked nut. I supported black life expensive in the United States, donated to the homeless in Philadelphia, and ridiculed the commander at the concert. He said, I don't deserve it."

"Hahaha..."

"If you want to be caught in the United States, you must be either the eldest princess of a technology company or the face blind boss of super e-commerce. After thinking about it, I have no other qualified place except face blindness... I should not be caught. Moreover, I paid taxes for my concert!"

"Hahaha..."

"If, I mean, if I get caught. So, what about the video for the next concert? I sing it to everyone, and then a guy with a map next to me comes to borrow a lighter. It's cool to think about it!"

"Whoa..."

"Dada dada..."

Leonardo doesn't know where to fill the water gun. He zips at Li Tiezhu. He's so close that he really zips.

This scene appeared on the big screen, and the audience laughed crazy again.

Li Tiezhu wiped the water on his face and looked at the little plum: "uncle, come up and I'll teach you Kung Fu, okay?"

Leonardo was afraid of being beaten: "no, no..."

Then, he was pushed to the edge of the stage by a group of Hollywood stars. Bryant himself resisted him, and little plum was unable to resist.