The audience roared with laughter. Is it OK to play mosaic? Li Tiezhu is so straight!
The big guys at the VIP table can't help smiling. Originally, a Li Tiezhu was wonderful enough. Plus a neurotic pine and bamboo, it's strange that there's no problem at the scene.
The affectionate romance we had expected disappeared, only sand sculptures.
Who can blame? It's not songzhuer's own "director"?
Live barrage:
"Be reasonable. Pine and bamboo are really powerful."
"If there were no Li Tiezhu, many people would hate pine and bamboo?"
"Single she is to recruit black physique. With the wonderful work of Li Tiezhu, she becomes lovely."
"What did Li Tiezhu read? Did song Zhuer write it?"
"Hahaha..."
"Stuck? Laugh to death."
"It's such a sand sculpture to propose a marriage. It's worthy of being a pine and bamboo."
"The director can't do it. He stuck himself."
"Can play mosaic, ha ha..."
"Serious brother is really a little genius."
"Steel straight man!"
"Li Tiezhu forced her not to let her out if she didn't promise!"
Where can I get you scissors? Li Tiezhu really doesn't understand the brain circuits of these women.
You don't wear anything on your chest. You dare to make a deep V with a band aid. Now you dare not show your legs? Aren't there any pants in it?
Afraid of farts!
It's not true to play mosaic. If you do, it's fascinating.
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, walked up to the waist, picked up the pine and bamboo, and pulled it out directly, just like pulling the radish.
Prick~
Of course the skirt was torn, but fortunately, it only forked the knee.
The audience cheered one after another.
"Woo..."
"Whoa..."
"Kiss one!"
Songzhuer struggled down, took the microphone and put it back: "shut up! Kiss what? Haven't started begging yet."
Yeah!
Songzhuer doesn't necessarily promise Li Tiezhu, poof~
The audience laughed.
Li Tiezhu took out the note again and looked at it. The more he looked, the more disgusting he was. What did he write?
Songzhuer's eyes threaten Li Tiezhu, read!
Li Tiezhu just smiled awkwardly and threw a begging expression. Goodbye.
Pine and bamboo fork, read!
Li Tiezhu said, "I don't know many words. How can I read them?"
Songzhuer took it over and looked, "I don't know."
The audience laughed: "ha ha ha..."
Li Tiezhu: "who did you write it for?"
Songzhu'er said, "a writer named mushroom looks talented and educated... Our Nortel's cultural level is not high, so I'll find someone to write on his behalf. Forget it, you can play freely. Anyway, I'll promise you."
Li Tiezhu: "well, the writer is a sand sculpture. What the hell does he write? Let him refund!"
"Ha ha ha..."
"Woo ~"
Mr. Sun blushed with shame and his daughter was too unpretentious.
Aunt Lin applauded boldly: "good job! Bamboo son is really worthy of being born to me! I'm too powerful."
Barrage:
"The audience at the scene is really very bad."
"This is about to kiss?"
"I haven't proposed yet. What kiss?"
"Bamboo is mighty."
"Don't know words, but it's ok?"
"Shit, can't you read both?"
"The results of art examination students are really not very good."
"It's getting dark again."
"It's impossible to refund money. Writers are Lao Yinbi."
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment on the stage, took out the cut-off from his pocket, knelt on one knee, looked at songzhu'er and said, "spicy claw, can I propose to you today?"
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"What ghost?"
Songzhu'er was very useful. He pretended to think and said, "we are so familiar. What do you say? It's accurate!"
"Poof..."
"Refund! Refund!"
"This proposal is insincere!"
"Those who are asked are perfunctory."
The audience yelled and tens of thousands of people shouted there. It was really that the two proposed too perfunctorily.
Songzhuer akimbo said: "who called for a refund? The refund point is in the South Pole. Go by yourself."
Li Tiezhu gave songzhu'er a ring: "all right, all right, hurry to finish the performance and go home for a drink."
The ring was bought by songzhuer himself. It's very suitable in size.
Matsushita: "OK! Here is the last song" song of neuropathy ", which will be sung by me and Tiezhu. What's a Da ~"
That's how perfunctory it is.
Barrage:
"What the hell?"
"This is the most hasty proposal I've ever seen..."
"How could they be serious?"
"Expected."
"Serious people who propose?"
"I'm so happy..."
"Ha ha ha..."
Before the prelude, songzhuer grabbed his hand in the air: "stop! Stop the music. I forgot that there was another person who didn't bless us, a very important person."
Music pause.
Li Tiezhu: "who?"
Songzhuer didn't answer. He reached out and took out his mobile phone from Li Tiezhu's trouser pocket and began dialing.
Seeing the number, Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.
Still coming?
Live!
Songzhu'er is crazy. She can't pull a head. No one can stop her from doing what she wants to do. Therefore, she bravely dialed the number. She has always been so brave.
Doo ~ Doo
Songzhuer turned on the hands-free, and the microphone came up.
After a while, the phone was connected across the street, and a familiar female voice said, "Li Tiezhu? Pine bamboo?"
Song Zhuer: "Hey, hey..."
"Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse..."
Toot!
The phone hung up.
The audience were forced by the crowd. What's the situation?
The big guys at the VIP table are even more stupid. Who is this man? How to swear?
Songzhuer succeeded in her treachery and said with regret: "Hey! Luofeiyan is still the same, and the quality of crooked nuts is not good! I also want to repair her relationship with Tiezhu. Everyone is an artist. I didn't expect that she has kept a grudge for three years..."
Li Tiezhu: "
You called and scolded others for three years!
However, Li Tiezhu also understood that what kind of kindness is songzhuer? Obviously, he gave Luo Feiyan a knife, and his head was cut off!
People also suddenly realized that the luofeiyan that songzhuer had just called?
Three years ago, in order to prevent Li Tiezhu from winning the championship, Luo Feiyan used an extremely sinister outside move, and songzhuer kicked a female prostitute away.
Later, luofeiyan was blocked because of the general affair, and now he is hiding behind the scenes as the boss.
Songzhuer doesn't take revenge and takes the initiative to make up with her?
Barrage:
"Luofeiyan, is that bitch still alive?"
"Pine and bamboo, it's so kind..."
"What are you doing with this face?"
"Hey! It's a great wedding proposal drama, mixed with a mouse excrement."
"Now Luofei is dead."
"Hahaha..."
"Luofeiyan has no chance to turn over."
"Clearly, the pines and bamboos have given her steps. This Luofei smoke is shameless."
"Do you really think that songzhuer wants to make up with her?"
"Hey, hey..."
"Luofeiyan absolutely didn't know that songzhuer was broadcasting live."
"Is pine and bamboo too cloudy?"
"I just want to say, well done!"
The audience also felt that although songzhuer was crazy, she had a good character. She took the initiative to contact luofeiyan at the engagement ceremony and gave her the stairs. Unexpectedly, the other party yelled at her. It was... Too unprofessional.
You're right!
The VIPs shook their heads one after another. This luofeiyan... After this, she will never appear in the entertainment industry, and her company will be difficult.
Only Yang Mi held back her smile and was very uncomfortable. Only she knew that songzhuer, a cerebral palsy, had been calling luofeiyan for three years.
It is said that luofeiyan has now suffered from neurasthenia, but it is songzhuer's depression.
Shit! Songzhuer is as insidious as ever!
She nodded secretly. Only such a sinister, cunning and shameless pine and bamboo can protect our boy. At least, lengba and the others can't do this well, neither can the rabbit. She is evil, but she is too counselled.
However, this operation may not be original by erha.
Yang Mi picked up her cell phone and took a look. Sure enough, other small animals watching the proposal show all over the world were stunned.
The magic zoo exploded.
Maozi: "I'm so happy. Erha is too beautiful. How did you think of calling luofeiyan at the concert?"
Xiong Er: "it's really disgusting... I've convinced you."
Little stupid Frog: "I'll go! It's OK! The dog is too fierce."
Green Snake: "fortunately, I didn't offend Er ha..."
Rabbit smashed: "hee hee... What's my idea?"
Lori: "I guess it's you little Yin force, rabbit smashing cow force! It's too hard for me to hold my smile at the scene."
On the stage, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer are singing the song of neuropathy, hand in hand and bowing to the audience.
Li Tiezhu said: "thank you for coming to my concert. It's getting late and the concert is over..."
Under the stage, the audience shouted: "kiss one! Kiss one..."
The barrage is also floating:
"Kiss one!"
"Tongue kiss..."
Li Tiezhu said shamefully, "if the influence is bad, don't kiss. In case a child watches the live broadcast, don't..."
Songzhu'er doesn't care about this. He kisses it skillfully and sticks out his tongue.
Audience, hi, yes, yes, that's it. Wow, the tongue is so long. Bamboo is really a treasure girl
Barrage:
"Sleeping trough! Pine and bamboo are cow force!"
"Stick out your tongue, hehe..."
"Good technology."
"Li Tiezhu was forced to kiss, hahaha..."
"Is this product blushing? It's not easy."
"What is the operation of leg erection?"
"Songzhuer is really a model of our generation!"
Off stage, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu were particularly embarrassed. The woman's parents were nearby.
Mr. Sun covered his face with both hands and tears came out. Li Tiezhu, you let go of my daughter. No, you let go of that fool.
Aunt Lin had stood up and waved and shouted, "come on! That's it! Well done!"
Liu Xiaohua is silly. Her sister-in-law is powerful.
A minute later, songzhuer finally let go of Li Tiezhu and announced to everyone, "are you satisfied? Tiezhu and I are engaged tomorrow. When I am pregnant with a child, I will get married. I won't bother you to urge me to get married! Let's break up."
No one is making trouble now. Everyone is satisfied.
Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went back to the backstage and received the blessings of the guests again.
Everyone is very happy, except... Luofeiyan.
She soon received the news. The picture of her scolding songzhuer was broadcast live. She was cool
Then her cell phone rang again. It was a big call from songzhuer. Do you want to answer it?