Li Tieshu stealing?

It's impossible!

Li Tiezhu's first reaction was that brother Shu couldn't steal Lao Tzu's things even if he stole. Besides, there was nothing worth stealing when he came to record the song Oh Huo primitive man.

Dropping their glasses, the three immediately ran out.

When he came to the house of mushroom house, tree elder brother was slapped by the head of the village, and several bottles of cosmetics and facial masks were scattered on the ground.

By the light of the flashlight, Li Tiezhu saw that the cosmetics were fake, or fake and shoddy products.

Li Tiezhu pushed aside several villagers and walked in: "what's the matter?"

The village head pointed to brother Shu's nose: "let the fetal God say it himself! Mom sells batches and steals things to Tiezhu? The one who lost his ancestors!"

Li Tieshu stood on his neck and blushed. He was beaten without saying a word. He still had a cigarette stuck on his teeth and was discounted.

Li Tiezhu said, "what did he steal?"

Behaving stealthily like a thief Lao Tzu pointed to the ground: "what bottles of bottles and bottles are perfume? Oh, yes, cosmetics, that's what you steal from your bamboo shed. That pretty girl." three children saw him in this place. We came to catch him. He didn't admit it... Mom! Yo!

Three children: "Uncle tie Zhu, when I took sheep back, I saw him enter your house."

Li Tiezhu frowned deeply. Everything on the ground was fake. Obviously it wasn't Zhao Liya's, but why did he enter the house? When Zhao Liya said that Li Tieshu's eyes were wrong, Li Tiezhu couldn't help but doubt.

He asked, "brother Shu, what's the matter?"

Brother Shu glanced at the village head and dared not speak.

Fear!

Li Tiezhu asked the village head to take the villagers away and asked again in a questioning tone.

Brother Shu said angrily, "I didn't steal anything. They didn't believe it and beat me."

Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing here?"

"Those toiletries and perfumes are the ones I call the next village to buy for me."

"I know those things are not Zhao Liya's."

"Well, zhu'er, just trust me."

"No... what are you doing in our house?"

"Don't do anything."

Seeing that Tiezhu believed him, Li Tieshu suddenly became happy again, limped and squatted down to pick up bottles and cans, wiped off the mud, and took care.

"Why do you buy cosmetics?"

Brother Shu picked up some good things and stood up. God came up mysteriously and said, "tomorrow is my wedding anniversary with grandma Gua."

Li Tiezhu was suddenly in a trance: "you... Stare at Zhao Liya in the morning and ask her if she has made up, just to buy a gift for your mother-in-law?"

Li Tieshu's marriage was introduced by the village. The other party was a second married woman without one eye. I heard that she was a little sick and couldn't work. She played mahjong all day to earn the pocket money of the old women.

Brother Shu grinned and couldn't see clearly in the dark: "ang! It cost more than 100! Hey..."

Li Tiezhu was a little ashamed: "sorry, brother Shu..."

Brother Shu: "Oh! Be polite to me. Take it."

"What?"

"Good thing."

"Huh?"

"If your donkey doesn't nail its palm, the mountain road is very steep and full of stones. The donkey can't walk steadily."

Li Tiezhu raised his hand and saw that there were four smaller horseshoes and some square nails in a plastic pocket. Obviously, it was also bought by Shu goto's friends, especially for Li Tiezhu.

"Why didn't you tell the village head just now?"

"I can't say. The village head said we can't give you anything. It's going to be confiscated by the TV people! I'll drop it to you quietly. Just nail the donkey. Don't say anything. Put it away..."

Some sigh.

Can you hide it?

However, brother Shu probably came into the house to secretly put down the donkey's hooves. It's also for this reason that he hasn't been cunning... Of course, brother Shu is used to being bullied and dare not speak.

Li Tiezhu took brother Shu to the village head and told him the whole story.

Instead, the village head and villagers blame Li Tieshu:

"You disaster brother-in-law, who calls you sneaky?"

"Ball inexplicable Hall..."

"Your melon woman also uses cosmetics?"

"Mom, this Ha'er... Go home and watch TV."

No one apologized.

Tree brother asked Li Tiezhu, "they are still shooting. If you say it, will they confiscate that?"

Li Tiezhu: "I won't confiscate it! Thanks, brother Shu. Tomorrow, please ask brother Shu to nail the donkey's paw for me."

What can Li Tieshu with broken hands and feet help?

It's just that Li Tiezhu feels guilty. It's because of him that brother Shu was beaten. Of course, brother Shu won't take it to heart. He's used to being beaten, poor baby.

Tree elder brother was happy: "Hey! Don't worry, tree elder brother's craft is very good..."

Then, brother Shu went away with smoke in his mouth.

Li Tiezhu asked two staff members to light brother Shu with a flashlight and take him home. This guy is also disabled and determined. He is so forced to jump around.

Wang Zhengyu asked Li Tiezhu, "is this broadcast?"

Li Tiezhu hesitated and broadcast it. It really doesn't have a good impact. If he doesn't broadcast it, it's unfair to brother Shu.

After a while: "director Wang, delete the shot of brother Shu being beaten and broadcast it. Brother Shu is not easy."

So what the audience saw was that Li Tiezhu and others went to the program group camp. Brother Shu was caught in the primitive home. Finally, he found that it was an oolong. Moreover, brother Shu secretly bought donkey hooves for Li Tiezhu.

Barrage:

"This is true love!"

"Zhu'er, be nice to brother Shu ~"

"Brother Shu has a wedding anniversary?"

"It hurts to see him bullied. He is so kind-hearted."

"The villagers have gone too far..."

"Brother Shu is used to it."

"Numb?"

"It's very careful of him to observe that the donkey didn't nail an iron palm."

"Donkeys don't have to nail their paws? They're not horses."

"It's true that donkeys don't nail their palms much, but it seems that they nail them in the mountains."

"Will the Iron Palm be confiscated by the program team?"

"I hope not."

In the program, the staff lit the photography lamp, and Zhao Liya came back. A group of people sat at the door of the bamboo shed and were discussing the treatment of iron palm.

According to the regulations of the program group, you can't ask for gifts from the villagers.

However, Li Tiezhu believes that his subordinates should not be taken as an example.

Finally, the program group proposed that it would be customary to consume four points. Whatever the villagers send and want to keep, they should "spend money", and the money is higher than the market price.

Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK!"

Nie Yao: "what's good? What shall we eat tomorrow? We have five mouths, and one is food."

Chen chiequatoria: "is that good? Let me make a suggestion. Since we can all buy horseshoes, how about innovating another 'product'?"

Wang Zhengyu asked warily, "what kind of tricks do you want to do?"

He remembered that when he recorded "ha ha ha ha" two years ago, Chen Chichi patted his head and "abducted" Li Tiezhu. By the way, he let Li Tiezhu curse for spraining his foot and retribution.

Chen Chichi habitually laughs: "what do you say? What's the most basic trust between people? It's well known that I'm an honest man."

Li Tiezhu: "bah!"

Zhao Liya and Nie Yao burst into laughter at the same time, and the staff also laughed.

Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "Hey! If Party A Wang hates me, how can you... We're together."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, don't Pooh first."

Chen Chichi: "

Wang Zhengyu: "come on, what do you think? We'll study it."

Chen Chiqiu: "How many days have we been here? Four days, right? Brother Shu is the most helpful to everyone. I have to thank others. It's definitely not work to invite brother Shu to come tomorrow. Let's treat for dinner, eh... Right? But we only have 6 points left. What can we buy? So I think the program team should add one... Takeout to the commodity list. The price is 6 points. How How? How! How! How?! "

Nie Yao: "good brother! I think this proposal is very good."

Shit!

The mouth is fading out. It's good to order takeout.

Zhao Liya nodded again and again: "be broad to be broad! You can't be poor to entertain brother Shu. What you lose is the face of the program group."

She wants to eat hot pot

Li Tiezhu is also suddenly enlightened, bitch is different!

He directly thumbed up: "red brother, cowhide!"

Wang Party A: "rejected."

Chen Chichi: "reject your rejection!"

Wang Party A: "

Then, Party A Wang murmured and discussed with the director team. Before long, he came back and said, "OK! We accept this suggestion and add a 'take out opportunity', with 6 points at a time. You can pay for the take out money yourself. Do you want to buy it?"

Chen Chichi looks at Li Tiezhu and points are stuck with him.

Li Tiezhu: "buy it!"

He's not stupid. Six points can be as much as one meat, one vegetable and one soup. How can he go out with * * after all, there's no limit on takeout.

Soon, the purchase was successful.

The four guests were so happy that they even jumped around.

Then, Wang Zhengyu said, "I'm sorry to tell you that there is no takeout in this place."

The four were stunned.

Dog!

Wait until they buy it?

Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "can't you order takeout here?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know. I haven't ordered it."

"Try!"

Zhao Liya is also anxious, my hot pot!!!

Li Tiezhu looks at Nie Yao.

Nie Yao: "open."

Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened the takeout app. There were only a few sporadic shops in the town nearby, and they didn't give away more than ten kilometers. After all, there are not so many takeout workers in the small town in the mountain as in the city.

Chen Chichi raised his hand: "don't panic! There's always a way. Let me think... Tiezhu, how far is your home from the town?"

Li Tiezhu: "more than 20 kilometers."

Chen Chichi frowned: "is it so far? Ha ha..."

Nie Yao: "it's far enough. If I were a takeout, I wouldn't give it. I wouldn't give it any more money. The battery car can't run back and forth."

Zhao Liya suddenly said, "don't worry! We have donkeys! Hee hee... Let's choose a place at the foot of the mountain, no more than ten kilometers. After ordering, we'll go back to camel takeout with donkeys."

Chen Chichi: "Wow! Genius! Yaya, you are such a clever ghost. That's it!"

Nie Yao: "cow!"

This time it's the director's turn to be silly. They underestimated the IQ explosive power of a group of eaters.