Chapter 832

During the previous lifting, although the road was flat, there were sharp turns in several narrow sections. At the most dangerous time, the coffin has been hung outside the cliff. Some people carrying the coffin step on the edge of the cliff and hang their bodies back on the cliff, all driven by others.

Hanging gold hook upside down and rhinoceros drinking water are all basic moves.

Li Tiezhu also came a monkey ride. Although he had not carried the funeral, he had carried the stone, and the operation process was the same.

The so-called monkey ride means that when crossing a corner, the lifter behind the front row is above the cliff because of the turn. In order to avoid falling, he lifts his feet, puts the whole person on the lifting tool, and is carried by others to turn the corner safely, and then goes down to the ground to continue lifting.

Everyone went step by step, and no one shouted because of the thrilling scene, which seemed too calm.

The staff and cameramen were shocked. Can the hairpin bend on the edge of the cliff be turned?

Nie Yao was even more nervous. While taking a mobile phone to shoot a video, he shouted on the ridge of the paddy field above: "be careful! Li Tiezhu, hold on tight and don't fall... You, you... Did you buy insurance? The uncle behind was careful. He almost fell down. An old man scared me to death..."

Record a program. What if the main guest falls to death? What if the lifter falls to death? Another funeral?

The villagers around him looked at him silently and shouted. They felt that these stars had never seen the world.

However, when the program was broadcast, it still printed a line:

Professional action, do not imitate!

The whole process of carrying the coffin for the funeral was put into the main film of the program. This is also the biggest difference between the second season "Oh Huo primitive man" and the first season. Last season focused on skills, and this season was more humanistic.

The audience also began to reflect on the barrage:

"Who is the primitive man?"

"Maybe we urban people who have lost our traditional culture are more like primitive people..."

"Is this the cultural heritage of 5000 years?"

"I didn't understand when I was a child. I didn't know the power of inheritance until I grew up."

"Isn't it cool to carry the funeral team?"

"Can you walk this cliff?"

"Mom, I almost thought Li Tiezhu fell and died."

"Hang horizontally on the lifting bar?"

"The man in the back is hanging in the air, and his feet are still stepping on the edge of the cliff."

"Carrying a craftsman is really a technical job. It's too dangerous."

"Don't you see that it says don't imitate professional actions?"

"The key is that Li Tiezhu, the porters and the people in the funeral procession are all used to it?"

"Only my brother Yao yells and yells. His face is white with fear. Ha ha..."

"Brother Yao said," iron pillar, who can I open a hot spot for when you're dead? "

"Li Tiezhu: No, I bought insurance."

Later, in an interview with the program group, he said:

"What? Are you afraid? What are you afraid of? You can't fall down again. Moreover, even if you fall down, you can't die. The cliff is not high. There are trees and grass on it. When we were young, we often climbed up and down on the cliff. Moreover, there are two or three people in the funeral procession, so we can continue to operate without getting in the way. It's said that the road is easy to go this time. This hairpin bend is only one It just looks breathtaking. There is also a hairpin bend that turns out of the cliff while climbing the slope. Two or three lifters in the back can also lift it outside the cliff. "

The coffin was put into the tomb. The filial sons took out coins and threw them into the tomb. The helpers began to fill the grave mountain with hoes and shovels.

During the funeral, the host family can't work.

All things are done by the people selected by the neighbors in the village. For example, Ma Wu was the one who killed the pig before. The neighbors help buy vegetables, borrow tables, chairs and benches, clean up and decorate the mourning hall, etc.

This is a tradition. The villagers will spontaneously organize people to help whoever has a funeral, without any reward or salary.

Even if you have a feud on weekdays, you can help. It doesn't affect the two families to continue to fight in the future, and you can't say that I helped you work when you fight.

Filial sons burn spiritual houses and paper money in the open space.

Lingfang is a three storey villa. In addition, it also burns paper gadgets such as refrigerator, washing machine, TV and mahjong machine, and even a BMW sports car.

The old man can drive fast when he has nothing to do. Anyway, there is no speed limit in the underground.

At this time, the filial sons took down the filial piety cloth from their heads, tied it into a ball, threw it back and forth on the fire, circled it clockwise three times around the fire, and then began to burn the mountain.

The so-called suishan is the land deed of yin and Yang. Nine incense sticks, three pairs of wax and three kilograms of paper money are burned together. The Yin and Yang master chants words, sprinkles two handfuls of rice after finishing the Dharma and closes the mountain gate.

As soon as the mountain gate is closed and the funeral is completed, the host family asks the guests to go back to play cards, drink tea and eat.

It's still early. It's only nine o'clock.

Zhao Liya and Deng Chao have arrived at Lao Jiu's house to wash and cut vegetables and prepare lunch ingredients with the villagers. These two days, the three of them have been sleeping in the tree house. It is impossible to stay in bed. They wake up every morning with donkey dung and donkey urine.

Who knows why they are so persistent to the tree house. On the first day, Chen Chichi coaxed them away by killing thousands of enemies and losing 800. On the second day, why didn't the three of them give up?

The program team found Li Tiezhu and said, "the guests of the fourth episode have arrived. Will you pick them up?"

It's closer to the village committee, so I don't bother others.

Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK! Who's here? Can you do work?"

The staff said, "we... Are not sure if he will work, but he is likely to be willing to help."

Li Tiezhu: "shit! It won't be Li eggs? If he does, I'd rather not have guests."

Staff: "don't worry, we won't invite fools."

Nie Yao: "thank the program team for affirming my IQ, ha ha..."

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Li Tiezhu returned the tools to the old man and took Nie Yao to pick up the new guests.

"I hope it's a male guest who can do good work."

"Iron pillar, you have a problem. Who among the three works better than Zhao Liya?"

"Er... Also ha."

Although Zhao Liya was spoiled and grew up, she was not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Although she was unfamiliar with her work, she was and diligent. This is also the reason why her black people shut up after the program was broadcast.

When he came to the village committee, Li Tiezhu saw a bearded man with long hair, wearing flip flops and holding a water gun everywhere.

Pop!

Li Tiezhu immediately covered his forehead.

Nie Yao: "what's the matter?"

Li Tiezhu: "here comes an unreliable one!"

"Who?"

"I'm brother Li, Leonardo."

"Er..."

Nie Yao also saw the coquettish figure. I can't believe it. An artist of xiaolizi's grade came to record a program in the mountains of China? Think about it carefully. It's also reasonable. Last year, several foreign stars came, because the ratings of this program abroad are higher than those at home. This year, it was broadcast simultaneously in beimi and Europe.

Moreover, little plum seems to have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. It's normal for him to come.

"Hi! Li ~"

Leonardo saw Li Tiezhu and greeted him happily.

Although it has been in the middle of October, the weather in southern Sichuan is still very warm. After all, it is not far from southern Yunnan, which has four seasons like spring.

Li Tiezhu frowned: "you're here? How much is the announcement fee? If it's too expensive, go back now."

Leonardo: what are you talking about

He can't understand complicated Chinese. Simple Chinese is OK.

So Li Tiezhu and Leonardo looked at Nie Yao and asked for an interpreter.

The sweat on Nie Yao's forehead came out: "hey... Hey, Kant tore Ke Yinglishi..."

Li Tiezhu frowned deeper. Did he want to force me to speak English? He also passed CET-4 in college. If he wants to talk about daily communication, he must be able to do it, but... How else?

Barrage:

"Hahaha... Little plum is Sao!"

"Li Tiezhu's brother is coming?"

"This face is too big. Leonardo is here?"

"It's normal. After all, this program is more popular abroad than at home. It's estimated that the traditional funeral in southern Sichuan these two days has made foreigners yell again."

"Serious brother and water gun brother have a good relationship. It is said that they also play mahjong together when they hold a concert in the United States."

"Brother Yao is scared to death. I can't speak English!"

"Since I met the iron pillar, brother Yao has changed from cold to cute."

"Li Tiezhu is poisonous. It's normal."

At this time, the black baby whispered a few words of English to Leonardo. He is still Li Tiezhu's bodyguard. Today, he accompanied the staff to send Leonardo.

After a while, the black child said to Li Tiezhu, "the foreign devil said he came to walk around. The company didn't sign a contract with him. He heard that you were recording Oh Huo primitive man again. He asked the company to come, which is equivalent to... White whoring."

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed at the speech. When he went up, he held little plum's hand and handed over his gun, saying:

"Brother whoring, no, brother Li! You're my brother! Well, it's my hometown Lijia village. Your name is Li. This is also your home. You'll be home when you get home. Don't be polite. You have to rush to do any heavy work!"

Nie Yao looked at the black baby in surprise. At ordinary times, the black baby didn't talk much. Everyone thought he didn't understand Chinese and didn't take the initiative to talk to him. As a result, the opening of the goods turned out to be a fluent Xichuan dialect.

After the translation between Hei wa'er and Xiao Li, he glanced at Nie Yao: "what are you looking at? Haven't you seen a handsome guy? God poke!"

Nie Yao smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, "is this crooked nut your bodyguard? Not a translator?"

Black wah'er: "you are the crooked nut, I am Chinese! Black skinned Chinese."

Nie Yao: "then you are American."

Heiwa'er: "I am Chinese spiritually. If there is a war call, I will return!"

Nie Yao was shocked by thunder, Jiao Li Nen: "...."

What the hell? Aren't you retired from the MI army? Back where? Who?

Barrage:

"Watfalk?"

"What evil is this black man?"

"Xichuan speaks so fluently? Is it... The Chinese who are tanned by the sun?"

"Laugh to death, black people say that little plum is a foreign devil..."

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Haven't you seen a handsome man wordy?"

"If there is a war call, you must return???"

"I seriously doubt that the black bodyguard was worn by the Chinese soul!"

"The people around Li Tiezhu are really unspeakable."