Chapter 845

"Have you seen a tigress? That's the kind..."

"Who hasn't paid your salary yet? It's not rare!"

"Hmm? I don't have one at home. Do you have one?"

"My family, my family... My family doesn't have any. Don't try to hurt me!"

Listening to the impromptu crosstalk between the two, Sha Yi couldn't laugh.

Not to mention the generation of coffee, but the influence in the entertainment industry. These people are good. Can they work together to serve Shayi without panic? Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are fine. Why do Guo gangde and Yu Qian listen to Li Tiezhu so much?

There must be a conspiracy!

The first reaction of Shayi, who was frightened by the whole, was... Maybe he will be abused even worse this time.

Don't blame sun Lei, the thief!

Guo gangde and Yu Qian also talked for two minutes. After that, they went to see Li Tiezhu making noodles. Zhao Liya took Oh Huo to the open space to practice listening to the password, and Nie Yao went to cook noodles for Li Tiezhu.

No one cared about Shayi anymore. His hands trembled a little. He picked up a bamboo cup and drank a mouthful of tea. It was a little bitter.

"What's the matter? Do you understand what iron pillar means?"

He asked the cameraman and the staff.

No one answered him, because who knows what Li Tiezhu's dog is thinking? He never plays cards by routine.

Li Tiezhu made noodles, took the rest of the noodles, rolled ten dumpling skins, and began to make more meat fillings.

Yu Qian: "drink! Really make dumplings?"

Guo gangde: "that's right. Can Mr. Sha order dishes? If he doesn't eat well, how can we mix in the circle in the future? The people all over the country don't agree!"

Yu Qianxi nodded humbly, "that's right! If you don't make Mr. Sha what he wants to eat, that's... People and God are angry! Right, iron pillar?"

Li Tiezhu: "of course! The emperor star of Chinese entertainment circle can't eat a dumpling. Do we still have the face to face the national audience?"

Guo gangde shook his head: "then... Wipe your neck!"

Yu Qian: "not really?"

Guo gangde: "well, as for the Chinese emperor star, it is the pride of the nation! The light of world civilization!"

Yu Qian: "I won't support you for the first time..."

How do you answer that?

No way!

Li Tiezhu will answer: "the second sun of mankind! The sky doesn't give birth to sand. It's as easy as a long night!!!"

Yu Qian: "Ho ~"

Nie Yao on one side laughed and said, good guy! This time, Shayi's goods will be searched again. It's all right!

Shayi people are numb, and the expression on his face is particularly wonderful.

The barrage was stunned:

"I'm special... Clothes!"

"These people are not human..."

"Poor Shayi."

"The Chinese emperor star shines on the world!"

"I'm cracked!"

"The first time I saw such a boastful person, I just blew it!"

"Good guy, I'm a good guy directly."

"God is the light of world civilization..."

"Guo gangde is not a man."

"Serious brother is more awesome!"

"The second sun of mankind!"

"The sky does not give birth to sand. It is as easy as a long night!"

"Film Baidi star!"

"Thank the Chinese emperor star for illuminating my life..."

In short, Sha Yi was ruined by the audience's bullet screen. Since then, he has been crowned with the title of Chinese emperor star. Everywhere he goes, he hears the audience shouting "days don't give birth to Sha Yi, forever is like a long night". Life is everywhere a scene of social death.

Even when quarreling at home, his daughter-in-law would say, "yo ~ who dares to be angry with you? You are the light of world civilization and the second sun of mankind, barabarabara..."

Sha Yi was really afraid. These guys had a bad mouth, but he couldn't say anything. He had to go over and make up for it: "iron pillar, brother didn't want to embarrass you..."

Li Tiezhu: "I understand! I was cheated by sun Leige. He was like that."

Sha Yi: "yes, yes! He asked me to order more dishes, but he came. That's what happened... Otherwise, I won't eat dumplings. I also eat noodles. No, I drink noodle soup."

Yu Qian helped: "no! If you can't eat dumplings, we'll go out and talk about crosstalk later. We'll be killed on the spot."

Sha Yi: "no, you..."

Guo gangde: "please, Miss Sha, let's make dumplings for you. I want to live."

Sha Yi: "

At this time, Li Tiezhu reconciled the stuffing and began to make dumplings.

Shayi: "let me wrap it for you. I'll drop it."

Guo gangde pushed him away: "I dare not trouble you! You hold it well, we'll do it."

Yu Qian also went to make dumplings: "let you make dumplings? Are we still alive?"

Shayi collapsed. Why is it like this?

He knew the three were joking, but the joke was not like that. My society died! Later broadcast... Public execution again

Shayi can only sit back in his chair with a melancholy face.

Oh, Huo rushed to bite him.

Zhao Liya hurriedly took the dog away and scolded, "who are you barking at? Do you want to die? Do you have any consciousness of being a dog? People all over the country can drown you with one mouthful of saliva!"

Sha Yi: "

It's over!

The influence of this time is definitely much higher than that of infinite challenge.

Yes, after the program was broadcast, he was not only popular all over the country, but also abroad. All kinds of ghost animal expression bags of teacher Shayi were accompanied by hanging and exploding words, such as:

"The idol of 7 billion earth people", "he is the secret that aliens dare not attack the earth", "the origin of China's 40 year National Games - the Chinese emperor star", "even the South stick dare not say that he is the South stick", "the great sand belongs to all mankind", "the Antarctic glaciers are melted by him", "he is not the Chinese emperor star, he is the center of the universe" "The birth of the universe and the emergence of life is to nurture him"

After making the dumplings, sun Lei came back with half a basket of pine needles on his back. When he saw Sha Yi sitting in a chair drinking tea, he smiled knowingly.

Don't you dare to help with your work?

You're dead.

See how clever I am? When I come to Li Tiezhu's place, I have to dish the dragon. I still have this force.

"Miscellaneous sauce noodles? That's nice! Iron pillar, what else can I do for you?"

"Chop wood."

"OK, I'll chop more and chop the next issue."

Li Tiezhu is cooking dumplings, ten.

Shayi puts down her tea cup and walks over to watch Shayi chop firewood.

Sun Lei looked at Sha Yi provocatively: "isn't it fun?"

Sha Yi: "it's not fun. You said I'd help you with your work and you'd give me back your cell phone. Is it true?"

Sun Lei said, "of course it's true, but it's not for you, it's for you."

Sha Yi was in a good mood and finally had a normal person: "give me the axe and I'll help you chop it."

Sun Lei smiled and handed the axe.

Nie Yao hurried over and took the axe. Guo gangde ran over and helped Sha Yi back to sit.

Yu Qian lifted his coat to add water to Sha Yi: "drink! How can you work? Isn't this hitting us in the face?"

Guo gangde: "yes, sun Lei, how can you let the Chinese emperor star work? I'll punish you for chopping firewood, carrying water and filling the water tank."

Sun Lei was stunned: "what? What the hell is the Chinese emperor star? It can't be Shayi?"

Nie Yao handed him the axe: "bold! How dare you call teacher Sha taboo. I'll punish you for cutting another basket of donkey grass."

Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu: "this..."

Li Tiezhu: "the voice of the masses is where the truth lies! Work! This is your way of self salvation. Only in this way can you get the understanding of the people of the whole country, otherwise your life will be over."

Sun Lei blinked: "why am I finished? What happened to you? Did I miss anything?"

Li Tiezhu: "no, it's a blessing for you and me to learn from Mr. Sha. Please cherish it."

Sun Lei doesn't understand, but he cuts firewood silently. Li Tiezhu still needs to listen.

Sha Yi suddenly said, "there's an iron pillar inside. Can you let Sun Lei lend me his cell phone? It's boring to sit here."

Without saying anything, Li Tiezhu went to sun Lei and spread his hand.

Sun Lei: "I stole it with my ability. Why should I give it back to him? It doesn't make sense..."

That's what he said, but his body is very honest. He has taken out his mobile phone from his small backpack in front of him and gave it to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu again spread his hand. Sun Lei took out his razor and wallet.

Li Tiezhu turned and gave it to Sha Yi.

Sha Yi: "really give it back to me? I'm not dreaming? It's not true..."

Li Tiezhu said, "we are saving sun Lei's fallen soul."

Sun Lei chopped firewood ruthlessly: "why did I degenerate? You are evil!"

Shayi opened his cell phone and was ready to play. Suddenly, a loud drink sounded, which scared his cell phone to the ground. Fortunately, it didn't break.

Nie Yao: "wait a minute! Connect my hot spot first, and then brush your mobile phone."

Sha Yi nodded in fear.

Nie Yao smiled knowingly and continued to burn the fire: "well, my life... Is complete."

Sun Lei was silly: "what?"

Barrage:

"If you can open a hot spot for the Chinese emperor star, Nie Yao can blow for a lifetime."

"It is worthy of the light of human civilization. Even the action of spitting tea residue is so natural and unrestrained."

"Infatuated with..."

"His greasy round face glittered with wisdom."

"The primitive man is really magnificent!"

"Li Tiezhu, how can you please come to the emperor star?"

After a while, the dumplings were cooked. Li Tiezhu personally brought them to Sha Yi. Yu Qian took a pair of chopsticks and wiped them with his sleeve. Guo gangde presented a pile of old vinegar with both hands. Nie Yao reacted slowly and could only help blow the dumplings. It was very hot.

Zhao Liya couldn't help laughing and didn't join the fun.

Sun Lei almost suffered from myocardial infarction. Why should I work for him to eat dumplings? What happened to these people?

"What happened when I was away?"

He asked the photographer who was filming him.

The cameraman didn't answer, just smiled.

Sun Lei knew there was a problem. He grabbed a camera and began to watch the playback. Then... He realized.

The pompous acting began.

"Hey, ah... I'm sorry. I was blinded by lard just now. It's unforgivable to steal China emperor star's mobile phone! Mr. Sha, come, take this axe and chop my hand? Let me explain to the people all over the country!"

Sha Yi: "... Do you know?"

Sun Lei: "just know."

Sha Yi said tentatively, "don't chop your hands? I eat dumplings. Don't disgust me. Why don't you help me with my work?"

Sun Lei: "OK! I will change my face and start a new life."

Guo gangde: "we will supervise you!"

Li Tiezhu cooked a large pot of miscellaneous sauce noodles, and several people ate them one by one.

At this time, Wang Zhengyu came with a big board, which said today's task to help a poor family reclaim a vegetable garden. The work content is freely selected by guests, including reclaiming wasteland, planting seedlings, carrying vegetable seedlings and picking dung.

Sha Yi stared, spit the dumplings back into the bowl, raised his hand and shouted, "I choose to pick dung!"

Sun Lei looks at Sha Yi with a sad face.