Chapter 847

The bullet screen in this section has always been very high, because it's hard to see sun Lei eat flat in the variety show, and rare things are more expensive.

"Heaven has a good reincarnation. Who has the heaven spared?"

"So, stay on the front line."

"Did sun Lei think about today when he abused Shayi?"

"The Chinese emperor star finally turned over today."

"However, looking at Mr. Sha's appearance, why do I have a bad hunch?"

"Where's the harp?"

"He is both brave and counsellor."

"Shen Yong..."

"Emperor Xing is still careful. After all, he is not proficient in bullying people for the first time."

"My emperor star is too cautious."

After seeing the tragic scene of sun Lei, Sha Yi became more cautious for fear that he would be the next abused object if he didn't pay attention.

Therefore, he even entertained sun Lei. He was very restrained and didn't dare to float.

Sun Lei doesn't care to quarrel with Sha Yi. He doesn't know how to pick dung halfway. He has to scoop water in the field and dilute it in the dung bucket. Therefore, he doubled his weight. Who knows how he insisted.

It seems that watering a whole piece of land has to run at least five or six times

Guo gangde was nobody. He stood on the hillside and shouted, "Sun Lei, your fecal water is mixed unevenly. Why is this color so deep and shallow?"

Sun Lei: "why don't you try salty?"

Guo gangde: "

Yu Qian: "go, it must be strictly controlled."

Guo gangde: "tell me the password."

Yu Qian: "drink tea, drink tea!"

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the fields were finally planted with vegetables, radishes and cabbage, and sprinkled with a small piece of peas. In winter, you can pinch the tip of peas to eat.

Several people returned their farm tools and returned to the bamboo shed to rest. Li Tiezhu went to the village committee to contact the old people to go to the county for eye surgery.

Nie Yao washed his hands with sorghum wine and wrapped it around the gauze sent by the program group.

Yu Qian took the opportunity to drink yihulu wine and sat in the shed with peanuts in his hands.

Sun Lei was falling apart and sat on the grass beside the bamboo shed.

Fortunately, the nightmare is over.

Sha Yi suddenly said, "Sun Lei, where's the donkey?"

Sun Lei: "what... What donkey?"

"Don't you bring back the donkey you took out to eat grass in the morning?"

"I..."

"Why don't I go? I like that donkey. It's beautiful."

"I'll go, I'll go..."

"You lie down and rest. It's very tired. It's just time for me to exercise!"

"Don't bother the Chinese emperor star!"

"Why are you so stubborn?"

"Get out."

Li Tiezhu returned to the bamboo shed and began cooking. First, he stewed the Buddha jumping on the wall. Then he saw sun Lei coming back with the donkey.

Li Tiezhu said, "brother sun Lei, aren't you tired?"

Sun Lei: "tired."

Li Tiezhu: "I asked brother Sha Yi to bring the donkey back. Didn't he tell you? He has been idle for too long and has to exercise."

Sun Lei: "

Sha Yi's innocent face: "I said, he didn't let me go, but also hurt me."

Li Tiezhu: "brother sun Lei, this is your fault. Don't even let brother Sha Yi do the work? Don't take such a bully?"

Sun Lei blinked at the sky and looked at the donkey: "I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I shouldn't have come from the beginning..."

Sha Yi: "Hey, I'm familiar with this line!"

In the evening, everyone ate and drank, and didn't continue to bully sun Lei.

In order to get back the box password, Guo gangde intoxicated Mr. Yu, and then... Mr. Yu was broken, and even forgot his box password. It's not over yet. Guo gangde has to get him a bed and wait for him to vomit.

So... Sun Lei smiled and finally made me happy.

The next day, the task was to help send the elderly to the county for eye surgery. A few days ago, the county hospital sent doctors to the village to check one by one. A total of seven elderly people needed surgery.

The village head organizes people to take care of the children of the elderly. When the elderly go to the hospital, they are taken care of by the nursing workers invited by the program group.

But it was foggy in the morning.

Everyone could only help or carry the old man down the mountain and was busy until noon.

Sun Lei took the last chance to order takeout at the primitive home and ordered dozens of boxed meals for everyone at his own expense.

In the afternoon, sun Lei and Sha Yi left by car. Mr. Guo and uncle Yu stayed and said they would stay until the last phase.

For the eleventh program, the audience is not very satisfied. It can be seen from the bullet screen at the end.

"This issue is not perfect!"

"Why don't you continue to abuse sun Lei? Why?"

"Do I have no card face?"

"The key is that Shayi is also counselled behind."

"I'm afraid sun Lei is really angry?"

"No, Li Tiezhu is never afraid of others getting angry. He is probably tired of playing."

"It's meaningful to help the old man."

"I just want to see Uncle Yu flirt with Mr. Guo. There are too few scenes."

"Too few shots? Did brother Yao speak?"

"Ha ha! Brother Yao is definitely the most miserable master in all the variety shows."

"WiFi tools are far away."

"I'm going to talk about eight boyfriends. I'm going to be a big room first."

"Watfalk?"

"Mixed with something strange."

"There's a tea man on it?"

"It may also sell wine or cheat."

"How about 800 boyfriends? I happen to have a group of penguins..."

"Good guy!"

"800 men's tickets to the north slope. This is."

Another day, the twelfth issue of Oh Huo primitive man began shooting and ended.

In the morning, it fogged again.

Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning and went to the edge of Nianzi cliff to have a look. The white fog filled the mountain gullies like cotton, and even the fog on the top of the mountain was ethereal.

He came to the tree house, put a soft saddle on the little donkey and led him away.

On the tree house, Zhao Liya showed half her head and watched Li Tiezhu disappear into the mist.

"Hum!"

She drew back into her blanket and went on sleeping. It was a little cold.

Barrage:

"Where does the iron pillar lead the donkey?"

"Go and eat grass."

"Saddle, camel?"

"Is this saddle riding? It was temporarily changed. There are no camel baskets on both sides."

"Is it to... Pick up people?"

"Bullshit! Who dares to let the serious brother pick it up?"

"Isn't Cheng Dalong coming?"

"When his master comes, Li Tiezhu will only sleep, unless it's Hong Dabao."

"It can never be Hong Dabao!"

"Why?"

"Hong Dabao, is it a donkey or a camel, or is he fighting against a donkey?"

"The donkey will be crushed to death."

"What's hard to guess? Of course, my four beauties are here."

"Who is Simei?"

"Yes, yes! Here comes the iron head baby. After all, it's the last issue."

Sure enough, the camera turned and came to the foot of the mountain.

The fog is concentrated on the hillside. In fact, there is no fog in the gully. At least you can drive.

But the program team's car stopped at the foot of the mountain. Pine and bamboo jumped down with a yawn against the head of the chicken nest, took out a sugar and ate it. She doesn't have a hairstyle or make-up. She has a plain face.

The staff said, "it's too foggy on the mountain to drive up. Let's walk up."

Songzhuer shook his head and said, "sit and wait."

"Wait for what?"

"Wait for the iron pillar."

"What are you waiting for him for? He's on the mountain."

"He came to pick me up."

"I think I'm still sleeping so early. They were busy yesterday."

"No, he must be arriving soon."

The staff carefully said, "bamboo, it's recorded. In case he doesn't come, he'll hit his face."

Matsutake said boldly, "am I a man with a face?"

Internal injury of staff: "...."

Barrage:

"Good guy!"

"I don't want this woman ~"

"It's hard to listen to her!"

"A perfect match for serious brother."

"This girl hasn't changed much since she was young."

"What happened to the woman who agreed to change?"

"Others are eighteen changes, she is equal scale."

"Four beauties are the most beautiful!"

"Joe Simei is acting as she is."

Songzhu'er kicked his hand into his pocket, kicked shizi'er on the street and hummed the song of neuropathy. During this time, she was in a wonderful mood because she was angry again. Moreover, this time, it was not black fire, but serious fire.

"Qiao's children" is a hit. Many people praise her for her acting skills.

Because it is also a way of shooting and broadcasting, the TV series was actually finished a few days ago.

After two days of rest, she came to look for iron pillar, mainly for praise. As for the guest contract of the program group... I'm the landlady!

Before long, another program group's car arrived.

Fairy sister Liu Yifei got out of the car, wearing a casual dress with a full sense of design, a big wave shawl and long hair, and exquisite makeup on her face.

She arrived in the town last night. Songzhuer lived in the county too late last night. She came by car at 4 a.m. on a different road.

Liu Yifei asked the staff, "go up? How long?"

Songzhuer said, "less than two hours."

"Zhu'er is here too! Didn't you say that I'm the only guest in this issue? It's good to have company!"

"Sugar?"

"Ah?"

"Pineapple, strawberry, blueberry and tangerine."

"I..."

"The pineapple flavor I eat is yellow. Look, it's slightly."

"No, thanks."

"What's the smell of your lipstick? Sniff..."

"Uh... Let's climb the mountain together?"

"No, iron pillar came back to pick me up."

"All right."

"You can climb first."

"Isn't iron pillar coming to pick us up?"

"No, he just came to pick me up."

“……”

Liu Yifei frowned covertly and thought, what monster is this?

Songzhu'er's social compulsion committed again: "sister, have you studied mushrooms?"

Liu Yifei: "what mushroom?"

"It's a mushroom. The mushroom growing on the mountain has a red umbrella and a white pole. After eating, you lie on the board. That kind of mushroom."

"I don't understand."

"It's all right. Just follow me up the mountain."

"Do you know mushrooms?"

"I don't understand, but I can test the poison first. Don't eat when I'm dead. Is it safe?"

"Er... You are so humorous."

"That's what everyone says."

Songzhuer shook his head and sang "red umbrella and white pole".

Liu Yifei found an excuse to explain the neuropathy: "then what, I'll go back to the car and have a drink."

Songzhu'er tilted his head and looked puzzled. What's his hobby? Don't eat sugar and drink... Saliva? The performing arts circle is really a mess. There are not many decent old artists like me.

As soon as Liu Yifei turned and took two steps, he heard a sound.

"Spicy claw!"

A figure came from the fog opposite.

"Ah ah..."

Songzhuer ran forward like crazy, then mixed his left foot with his right foot and fell into shit.

The staff wanted to help her. Before she arrived, she bounced up and continued to run forward. Then, she hung on the figure like an octopus... Chewed it up.

The cameraman was too far away, and the fog blocked him, so he didn't take a close-up.

Barrage:

"Caught off guard, caught off guard!"

"Accidentally ate a mouthful of dog food, bah!"

"This dog food is poisonous!"

"I smell the sour smell of love."

"Those who sprinkle dog food shall not die easily..."

"Kiss? Where's the close-up?"

"With songzhuer's character, it must be French wet kiss."

"How wet is it?"

Pulling out his tongue, Li Tiezhu took the donkey and hung a human pendant. "Ah... Sister, Hello! I'm Li Tiezhu."

Liu Yifei came with a smile and gently shook hands with Li Tiezhu: "Hello, I've heard a lot about you."

"The car is too big. The fog can't drive up. I can only walk up. Is that all right?"

"No problem."

She saw the donkey led by Li Tiezhu and thought, fortunately, there is a donkey. If you change your ride, you can relax.

"Tractor! I don't think I have?"

Songzhuer also jumped down and rubbed the donkey. The donkey was a little afraid of her.

Then the pine and bamboo began to climb up the donkey's back.

Li Tiezhu greeted the staff and photographers one by one, and then chatted with Liu Yifei. After all, it was the first time to meet, which was a little formal.

Of course, only Liu Yifei is reserved, and Li Tiezhu is also a social bully.

Shy? It doesn't exist!

"Can you make a fire?"

"No."

"Ah... What do you order, sister?"

"If you work, you won't regret inviting me? Hehe."

"No, I can't work on the mountain except me and brother Yao. I've watched you play the little dragon girl since I was a child. I liked you very much when I was a child."

"Thank you..."

"You're welcome."

“……”

Liu Yifei's expression is a little stiff. You're welcome. What the hell is it?

Songzhu'er suddenly shouted, "iron pillar, let it kneel down!"

Liu Yifei was shocked. What did I do? Why let me kneel down? Anyway, I'm also a famous female star

Li Tiezhu: "if the donkey kneels down, you may not be able to climb up."

Matsutake recognized his true face: "it's also roaring ~"

It turns out that pine and bamboo have been climbing for a long time, but they haven't climbed onto the donkey's back. This thing is more difficult than climbing trees. Climb trees and just clamp them.

Liu Yifei also gave a sigh of relief. It turned out that he made the donkey kneel... These two are really not a family. What's wrong with me? Come on the show!

"I'll help you."

Li Tiezhu held pine and bamboo son, put it on the donkey's back, and helped her put her two feet into the stirrup.

Then, Li Tiezhu took the donkey in one hand and the box of pine and bamboo in the other hand and said to Liu Yifei, "sister, let's go."

Liu Yifei smiled modestly: "OK..."

Won't you let me ride first?

Anyway, I'm also a guest!

Li Tiezhu, who cares about etiquette? Matsushita, my daughter-in-law!

"Ah."

"What?"

"Sugar."

"Have you seen my TV series?"

"Tiktok.

"Ah! It's convenient to have brother Yao. How was my performance?"

"Very, very, very good! It's like acting burst."

"Hey, hey, hey... I'm still a little embarrassed when everyone says so."

Liu Yifei followed behind with a strange face. They didn't talk to her and sprinkled dog food wildly, which also made her more and more embarrassed.

After walking for about half an hour, Liu Yifei's legs were as tired and painful as lead.

Li Tiezhu said, "have a rest. Are you tired?"

Liu Yifei: "a little."

Pine bamboo son came down from the donkey's back and stretched his legs.

Li Tiezhu smiled at Liu Yifei, "are you tired, too? Have a rest. Zhu Er, are you tired of riding a donkey?"

Matsushita: "a little."

Liu Yifei has an impulse to find a seam to drill in. I thought you asked me if I was tired. Can she be tired by riding a donkey?

forget it!

I'm too lazy to care. In the future, such people will directly pull the black and don't cooperate anymore.

Fortunately... I'll ride the donkey right away.

Liu Yifei sat on the roadside stone, his eyes swept around the donkey and studied how to climb up. Can't Li Tiezhu hold him? How embarrassing!

Looking at her, her face turned red and quickly moved her eyes away.

This donkey... What a pervert!

Out.

Of course, this scene can't be put into the program.

Several female staff members nearby pointed out and had a very heated discussion.

Pine and bamboo are the most natural. I don't even look at them. Cut, I've seen the world! At the same time, my heart was full of stomach Fei. Aunt Liu seemed a little afraid. She really didn't see it.

After a few minutes of rest, Li Tiezhu said, "keep walking and get on the donkey."

Liu Yifei walked over and wondered whether to take the left foot or the right foot first.

Li Tiezhu passed by her with songzhu'er in his arms, and then put songzhu'er on the donkey's back.

Liu Yifei smoked his face, which

good heavens!

Li Tiezhu is so silly that he doesn't want me to ride at all! He just wants songzhuer to ride! I'm... Amorous.

Didn't you get it?

Barrage:

"What do I see?"

"Oh, my God, I thought the fairy sister was riding a donkey..."

"Aren't these two people a little forced?"

"Poor Liu Yifei!"

"No, no one noticed? Although it has been edited, you can still see Liu Yifei's action to get on the donkey."

"I saw it too!"

"How embarrassing!"

"Real name loves fairy sister."

"Li Tiezhu is a great hammer! If it were me, don't say riding a donkey. You can ride me."

"Bah! Pervert!"

After another period of walking, Li Tiezhu turned and asked Liu Yifei, "sister, where's your box?"

Liu Yifei: "in the car."

"Why not take it?"

"It's too heavy."

"But the car went back to town."

"What about that?"

Liu Yifei is really blind. She thought the car of the program group would transport the box up when the fog dispersed. What bad program, no assistant

Songzhu'er said, "what are you afraid of? What do you lack? Use Zhao Liya's. anyway, the three of us are almost one side tall."

Liu Yifei said weakly, "can't you let the car come up later?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's strange to waste oil."

Liu Yifei is unable to make complaints about it. I can not say that I pay for the oil. He's not like these two. He has no Eq.

Li Tiezhu: "don't worry, Yaya has brought two boxes and everything."

In the tree house, Zhao Liya, wrapped in two blankets, sneezed.

The program team still gave Liu Yifei a green light. After passing the hillside with the most fog, a staff member of the program team took her up on a motorcycle.

It's not an exception for her. The consideration of the program team is... Li Tiezhu and Songzhu are too dog.

If they all walk, that's OK. If they change to riding donkeys, it's all right.

But I didn't expect that Li Tiezhu Leng wouldn't ride for Liu Yifei. Can I return it to the broadcast? It must be controversial.

Therefore, in order to balance, we had to use a motorcycle.

The worst thing is... Li Tiezhu even took a fancy to motorcycles.

"Can you ride it for me?"

He grabbed the staff and asked.

The staff was startled and refused in words: "no! The director said that this is the property of the program team. If I ride out, I will ride back."

In fact, he was afraid that after Li Tiezhu rode on, he ran away with pine and bamboo, leaving him, donkey and Liu Yifei.

He had seen this trend in Li Tiezhu's eyes and dared not take risks.

Songzhuer said, "motorcycles are not fun, donkey riding is fun."

Li Tiezhu: "OK."

The staff wiped sweat, took Liu Yifei and left abruptly.

When Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the station of the program group, Liu Yifei sat on the grain drying field and beat his legs. He looked tired.

Songzhuer jumped over and said, "sister, did you draw the lottery? What did you get?"

Liu Yifei didn't speak and pointed to a grass carp at his feet.

Songzhuer said with a smile, "well done! It's my turn."

She ran to the lottery and won a bar of soap.

"What crap? What's the use of smoking soap in the last issue? Who, cut this paragraph and I'll smoke it again!"

"The rules can't change."

"Well, I'll take a piece of beef, isn't it too much?"

When Matsushi saw her, she grabbed a bag of beef and ran away. She didn't want soap, like a runaway wild dog... Don't worry if she ran wrong.

Li Tiezhu: "this way!"

Songzhuer ran back in a circle, and then rolled under the ridge.

General operation.

Li Tiezhu walked slowly to catch people.

Liu Yifei looks silly. Can such a person... Find a boyfriend?

For fear that songzhuer might break his leg, the program team didn't dare to send someone to chase him. They could only watch songzhuer go along with the beef.

When Li Tiezhu returned to the primitive home with song Zhuer and Liu Yifei, everyone got up.

At 9:30, everyone didn't eat and waited for Li Tiezhu hungry.

After all, no one can cook except him.

Liu Yifei politely greeted the artists, and even Nie Yao shook hands with her.

Songzhuer went wild. He kissed Zhao Liya first, and then went to hook up with Nie Yao.

Guo gangde: "today is really the last issue. There are two beautiful women in one breath, one is the goddess, the other is the goddess... Sutra."

Yu Qian: "isn't it?"

"Thanks to us, we haven't left."

"Yes."

"Are you sober?"

"Wake up early."

"What's the password for my box?"

"My salary this month."

“6000？”

"Your password box is a six digit password."

"Good guy, take the box away. I don't want it."

"No, how can you tell your daughter-in-law when you go home?"

Guo gangde thought: "how to explain? Just tell the truth and say that Liu Yifei took it away. It's not intentional. They all live in one room. It's normal to take things wrong. It doesn't matter!"

Yu Qian: "ho!"

Liu Yifei said angrily, "Miss Guo! I knew I would let you run as soon as I met you. I knew you were there, so I wouldn't come to this program“

It's true, but it's not because of Guo gangde, it's someone else.

Yu Qian: "yes! You two are easy to reveal your stuffing."

Guo gangde: "it's not easy to hide."

Liu Yifei: "you... What's your ability to bully me? Bully Li Tiezhu!"

Yu Qian: "gangde, most of the stabbing people are pillow people."

Guo gangde: "family misfortune! Let you laugh."

Liu Yifei: "

Why are you making fun of me? Am I easy to bully?