Li Tiezhu didn't speak. You're leaving! well! And sit down? Start drinking yogurt?
Liang Tian: "what are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a beautiful host?"
Li Tiezhu said, "no, your bottle has expired. I've just seen it."
Liang Tian: "Oh, bah, bah..."
Li Tiezhu said, "it didn't expire. I lied to you. Ha ha..."
Liang Tian picked up the yogurt bottle and saw that it really didn't expire. How can the program team take the expired yogurt and put it in the artist's rest room? If you help, the gold Lord's father will be angry. She only hates her carelessness.
Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu will cheat three years later.
She rushed up to rescue Li Tiezhu, took the pillow on the sofa and hit him: "I hate it... I'm patting it. I'm asking you to make a fool of me..."
The barrage also sighed:
"Screenshot!"
"Screenshot + 1"
"What picture?"
"Hey, hey... Of course, it's the picture of cutting Liang Tian's mouth and spitting milk!"
"Thank you for sending benefits."
"A group of old color critics!"
"Li Tiezhu has changed! He has changed..."
"More lovely."
"It's a serious lie. It's so cute."
"How does the host beat people?"
"They are very familiar. The last time Li Tiezhu participated in this program, her agent was her."
After beating Li Tiezhu a few times, Liang Tian counseled and stopped: "you... This season's program, or write a new song competition?"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "otherwise? I can't sing other people's songs."
Next is a week of rehearsal.
A week later, the day of the competition.
The guests rushed to the TV station by car. Wu Qingshan was the first to arrive, followed by Li Tiezhu.
Wu Qingshan, the lead singer of soda strong band, and his agent first opened the singer's rest room, which is the rest room for recording programs, which is different from their usual rehearsal place.
It was empty with three sofas.
When Wu Qingshan saw Li Tiezhu coming in, he immediately got up and said, "Tiezhu, come and advertise!"
Li Tiezhu: "what kind of shit advertising?"
He and Wu Qingshan know each other, but the Chinese singing world is not big. The reason is that this guy has a brain problem.
Wu Qingshan: "the voice of nature I speak for, the classic organic milk from heaven, come and have a drink."
Li Tiezhu: "who drinks milk?"
Of course, this paragraph was cut out.
The advertisement begins.
Wu Qingshan: "iron pillar, take a drink and see if it will become the sound of nature."
Li Tiezhu took a sip.
Wu Qingshan: "come and sing with me. Kites are flying in the sky and people on the ground are running ~"
Li Tiezhu: "kites are flying in the sky and people on the ground are running ~"
Wu Qingshan: "it's the sound of nature! I'll have a drink, gudu ~ Tiezhu, you sing."
Li Tiezhu: "with his left hand pointing to the moon and his right hand holding the red line, his eyebrows are covered with 10000 years of snow..."
Wu Qingshan: "with my left hand pointing to the moon and my right hand holding the red line, my eyebrows are covered with 10000 years of snow... WOW! I've changed into the sound of nature! This milk is great!"
Li Tiezhu: "
Liang Tian rolls her eyes aside. It's too fake. You two are sounds of nature, okay?
Wu Qingshan's mother chirped and punched Li Tiezhu: "it seems a little bad for us to blow business to each other."
Li Tiezhu said: "brother... It's not a matter of commercial boasting. Let's call it fraud? I launched the anti fraud app two days ago..."
Wu Qingshan smiled wildly and finally asked his soul, "so why do you want to download this app? It's because you think you're easy to be cheated, don't you?"
Li Tiezhu: "ah... Otherwise? Can you improve your intelligence, you milk?"
Wu Qingshan shook his head: "of course not! What do you think? If you can improve your intelligence, they will speak for you."
it stands to reason!
Can't refute!
Li Tiezhu also smiled, so why find a neuropathy spokesman?
Wu Qingshan asked, "you've been a talker on this program. Can you teach me some experience? This time I'm a talker."
Li Tiezhu: "so why do you ask for experience from a less intelligent person?"
Wu Qingshan blinked: "I... because we are all psychopaths!"
Li Tiezhu: "no! I'm not! I'm a serious person."
"Puff..."
Wu Qingfeng and the two agents laughed, especially Liang Tian, who was lucky to have been patronized. You are so serious, tut tut
After that, they went back to their own rest room.
Other singers also arrived one after another.
Barrage:
"Hahaha, my castle peak wants to roll his eyes."
"Castle Peak, you are really a clever little ghost."
"Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan, with a face."
"Hmm???"
"Li Tiezhu is not a psychopath. He is just a simple fool."
"Castle Peak is so lovely."
"Wu Miao!"
"Iron pillar is really cute."
"Fraud! This is definitely fraud..."
"No thanks for reporting."
When all seven contestants arrived, the new voting rules were announced.
This season will adopt real-time electronic voting during the performance and paper voting after the performance. The two types of voting results will be superimposed to produce the final ranking of each performance.
Liang Tian asked Li Tiezhu, "do you understand? Tiezhu?"
Li Tiezhu: "Why are you asking? Of course I don't understand. Do you want to explain it to me?"
Liang Tian: "forget it. You don't understand the explanation. Just sing directly."
Li Tiezhu: "that's right! Serious people who study rules."
Liang Tian glanced: "yes! You are a serious person. You pay attention to making great efforts to work miracles, Pooh..."
On the other side, Wu Qingshan said, "aren't the voting rules for the audience? What's none of my business? I don't vote."
Barrage: "Wu Qingshan is eight years old and Li Tiezhu is three years old. The appraisal is completed!"
Subsequently, the competition sequence was also announced. This time, the program group set its own sequence, and there was no need to draw lots.
Wu Qingshan came first, followed by Zhang Xin, escape plan, Kostov, Li Tiezhu, Qi Yu and Liu le.
It can be said that in addition to the speaker Wu Qingshan, he was ranked according to his qualifications in the singing world. Xiao K received a little preferential treatment because he was a crooked nut.
After all, our army traditionally gives prisoners preferential treatment.
In the next shot, the audience enters and the stage lights are lit.
Wu Qingshan was very sophisticated when he walked through the backstage channel and onto the stage.
The song he sang was called "nest of swallows", a song he created but not very popular. He liked it very much.
This song is elegant and full of immortality.
His singing skills and voice are as powerful as ever.
When the interlude sounded, the singers waiting for the stage nodded and praised one after another.
Li Tiezhu said, "this song is really beautiful. Most people can't sing it. His voice is unique in the global music world."
Liang Tian: "if you can sing, your range should be enough."
Li Tiezhu shook his head and said, "there are many male singers who can sing this k, but those who can control the style and temperament of this song should be unique. I'm sure I can't sing this song well. In the singing world, Wu Qingshan is the only one. His voice, singing method and strength are different."
Five years into the singing world, Li Tiezhu has seen a lot and even a pig is enlightened. Therefore, his comments are very pertinent.
Barrage:
"The gods sing!"
"Goose bumps."
"Wu Miao is so charming to sing on the stage..."
"Wuqingshan, duck!"
"You have sung into my heart!"
"From above or from below?"
"Li Tiezhu is still very objective."
"I think serious brother can also sing, but it should be another style."
"Silly pillars never know what jealousy is."
"The voice that can make Tiezhu jealous is unique."
"Don't be so good?"
"Li Tiezhu is strong, and no one can beat him!"
"It can only be said that Wu Qingshan is unique, while Li Tiezhu is omnipotent."
"Both are talented people."
After singing the song, facing the warm applause and cheers of the audience, Wu was a little shy and wanted to laugh inexplicably, just as the children were praised by the teacher.
After a while, he held back his smile and took out the script: "Hey, hey... The sound of nature, the gift of heaven... I've been shaking, ha ha, my God! Tiezhu won't. I've seen it in the season he presided over. Otherwise, Tiezhu, you can talk about it, ha ha ha... It's terrible!"
The audience applauded.
The guests also laughed and encouraged in their respective rest rooms, although he couldn't hear them.
Li Tiezhu is different. He said, "I host? If I host, this season will become a funny program and food program."
Sister Liang Tian: "if you don't host, won't this season become a food program?"
Li Tiezhu: "that's also..."
With that, he took out two rabbit heads from his backpack, gave Liang Tian one and chewed one by himself. Liu Xiaohua sent it from Shudu after vacuuming.
Fortunately, although Wu Qingshan is a singer, he has also hosted some programs. He is very experienced and can make an atmosphere.
"OK! Do it again..."
After successfully reading the oral broadcast this time, he began to call the next competing singer.
Zhang Xin, a singer who has been popular for many years, presented a song "on Khan mountain" written for his daughter.
The song is ethereal, profound and artistic conception.
The barrage is full of:
"Open your mouth and kneel!"
"It's not easy as soon as you make a sound!"
"This is a master."
"Sounds of nature!"
"Why is this voice not red?"
"Although I don't know, it's really nice to hear!"
Li Tiezhu said, "this song is highly written! It's classical. The singing method is also very skilled. I've had the honor to listen to it. It's because it's too advanced, so the song is not popular. Few people are willing to calm down and listen. People like us who write stereotyped songs can get more attention... This is the current situation of our singing world."
To tell the truth, his music appreciation ability is really not low now. He is no longer the ignorant boy five years ago.
Liang Tian said, "there are many original singers this season!"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, but it doesn't matter. They are not original in every issue."
This is Li Tiezhu's strength. If there is a system, it is different.
Zhang Xin sang very well until the last sentence, half a beat slower, but it doesn't matter anymore. His mood is perfect.
The third is the original song "ten thousand times of sadness" brought by the escape plan of the creative rock band.
This song is quite popular.
She sings very well, but
Bullet screen: "the lead singer's leg, I really want to straighten it with a hammer!"
Li Tiezhu is also Tucao: "Mao's singing is not make complaints about horse riding, haha..."
The fourth is the foreign teenager Xiao K. Wu Qingshan introduced them a little hard because he didn't know them very well.
In the program, Xiao K introduced his first song, which was recorded before.
He said: "I want to bring a new understanding to the Chinese audience, that is, I am not a foreigner and I like Chinese culture. Therefore, I represent the wonderful dilemma in my I chose the erhu soundtrack, which is better and more emotional than the original! I want to thank Ian Pera. You know, people all over the world like him and love his songs, and I am also one of his fans... I really thank this program for giving me the opportunity to sing on the same stage with my idol. "
After a VCR while, Kostov said:
"Hello, Zhonghua! Hello, Ian Pella! The next song is my gift to you! I hope you will like it!"
"Wonderful dilemma" is an English song. Little K sings it easily.
The audience were intoxicated.
Barrage: "this voice can hear pregnancy!"
This season, there are so many experts!
Liang Tian: "oh my God, it's so beautiful! But why doesn't he care about his teeth?"
Li Tiezhu smiled: "sister, you really don't understand! Didn't you hear his singing and his teeth leak?"
Liang Tian was stunned: "so can't you sing well?"
Li Tiezhu shook his head: "good! Good singing, but you can't hear a lot of bass because of air leakage from your teeth? Yes, I forgot that you don't have an absolute sense of sound. If he repaired his teeth, he still needs to adapt to his singing method and voice. Maybe he will never return to his current height. Therefore, you are used to actors and hosts for cosmetic surgery. How many singers have cosmetic surgery?"
Liang Tian: "I didn't have a facelift!"
Li Tiezhu suddenly rolled his eyes, but you had breast augmentation. I only believe in my own hand.
Instead of talking, he got up and went out of the rest room, put on his ears and prepared to perform. He was next.
After Kostov stepped down, Wu Qingshan said, "everyone said I was only eight years old. Thank you! Although I know they say I'm stupid, I don't care. It's not that I'm open-minded, because there are more stupid than me. The next singer is only three years old."
The audience immediately shouted:
"Li Tiezhu ~"
"Serious brother..."
Wu Qingshan succeeded in the prank and said with a smile, "Wow! Are you all so smart? You know the only singer in the world who is more stupid than me! Ha ha... Who is he?"
"Li is three years old!"
Wu Qingshan was even happier: "ha ha! He's still going to sing a song today..."
Audience: "original song!"
Wu Qingshan: "That's right! I really envy him. Although I also write songs, I can't write like him. If I don't write songs, I can also record variety shows, make movies and even play without writing at all. I can't! I always rack my brains when I write a song, but this three-year-old child spent half a day writing a song that moved me to cry under my eyes Song... "
The audience burst into applause.
Wu Qingshan: "I didn't lie! I really cried. When I first listened to this song, my eyes were swollen! Damn Li Sansui..."
Audience: "Li Sansui! Li Sansui!"
Wu Qingshan: "Aha! I like this title. We'll call him that in the future. This song was written by him to his dead mother. I personally like it very much. Therefore, I hope you can keep quiet during the singing process and listen to Li Sansui sing this song quietly. Thank you! Next, please..."
Audience: "Li is three years old!"