Li Tiezhu: "But he sings very well. He often says that the music is very big. He is very small. His trivial things are not worth disturbing the music. Over the years, he has been taking the lead in the development of original music in the Chinese music world. Personally, I think he and Mr. Qi Yu are here to improve the music taste of our program. After all, my royal engine taste must be delayed Let's welcome the palace level singing artist, one of my bole, neck teacher Liu Le! To bring you a nice song "night curtain."
Barrage:
"Good guy, Bo teacher Liu Le, abbreviated as Bo Le?"
"Full score for understanding ability!"
"I smiled and sprayed..."
"Geese, geese..."
"Neck teacher?"
"Li Tiezhu has been yelling at my neck teacher since last year's good Chinese song."
"Li Tiezhu: the neck is like a radish in the ground. As long as you pull it hard, there is always something."
"I think of the picture of pulling out my neck before."
"Lying in the trough, you have to mend the knife, ye henara..."
"The national team went to the countryside to abuse people."
Liu Le came on stage, and the whole audience stood up and cheered. In addition, two people knelt beside the stage.
You can't favor one over the other. Teacher Qi Yu is kneeling. It's inappropriate for uncle Liu Le not to kneel. What if he's unhappy? You despise singers without necks? Is this suspected of racial discrimination?
curtain of night
Cover me up
Through the Norwegian Forest
Through the flower house
……
During the whole process, Wu Qingshan was amazed. By the way, he described his shock to Li Tiezhu, and explained some of the advanced sense of the song, the difficulty of singing, and so on.
Unfortunately, Li Tiezhu doesn't understand these at all. He just thinks it's not very pleasant to hear.
It is true that the appreciation level is limited.
Liu Le got up and said to the audience, "thank you, thank you... It's so warm, thank you! You two don't get up yet? Do I want to give you lucky money?"
Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan stood up, and Wu Qingshan made a gesture of worship.
Liu Le glared at Li Tiezhu. Even Wu Qingshan was damaged by you. He said to the audience, "tie Zhu is so annoying that I don't know what you like about him. I suggest that everyone don't vote for Li Tiezhu today."
The audience shouted, "OK..."
Wu Qingshan and Li Tiezhu came to the stage. Now they are both hosts.
But Li Tiezhu didn't want to talk and secretly cursed Liu le for his neck getting shorter and shorter.
At the age of eight, Wu praised Liu le in a fancy way: "... In fact, teacher Liu Le is a person who comes out in the daytime and comes out at night. This" night curtain "is the mirror of his life. Will the inspiration of artists come at night? Tie Zhu, are you a night owl?"
Li Tiezhu shook his head. I have one night owl, but I don't stay up late: "no! It's good to go to bed early and get up early. Life will become like him like a neck teacher... No neck."
Liu Le, walking in the passage, heard Li Tiezhu's slander, immediately found a camera and pulled out his neck with both hands for the audience to enjoy.
Barrage:
"He's worried, he's worried..."
"The old artist has a strong sense of variety!"
"I didn't expect you to be like Liu le."
"It's really neck music!"
Wu Qingshan: "when did you get inspired to write songs?"
Li Tiezhu said, "when I need to make an album."
Good guy, I just have inspiration at any time.
Wu Qingshan said, "then we are different! In fact, I am also a person who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I should be able to touch with the artist?"
Li Tiezhu: "you are an artist."
Wu was eight years old and coquettish: "nonsense! Why am I an artist?"
Li Tiezhu: "artists are neuropathy."
Wu Qingshan: "if you say so, you are also an artist."
Li Tiezhu: "
This is hard to refute. After all, Li Tiezhu himself is not normal.
Wu Qingshan said, "ha ha, let's give applause to Mr. Liu Le again. Finally, I have a wish. This season, let Li Sansui be the host with me. In this way, we will be 11 years old. Do you think it's good?"
The audience immediately applauded and applauded. Of course, it's good to do things.
Li Sansui: "no! On average, neither of us is five years old."
Wu 8: "it's 5:5. You don't count well."
Li Tiezhu was stunned: "anyway, you can't! You are the host selected by the program group. This is your opportunity and challenge. Don't want to escape and retreat, but move forward bravely. Real warriors dare to face the bleak life, and you should be responsible for yourself. You can't ask me to help you share... Unless the announcement fee is half of mine."
The audience laughed. Is it OK to ask for money?
Wu Qingshan: "it doesn't matter. I'll give you all the money to be the host. Anyway, you'll donate them. I'll even do good. That's a deal!"
Li Tiezhu: "eh? How do you feel that I have been routine."
Wu Qingshan: "well, that's all for today's competition. Thank you, audience friends. Let's go backstage and wait to see the ranking. I hope it's not the last one. Did you vote? Hum!"
Li Tiezhu hates sissy most in his life, but Wu Qingshan is an alternative. It is estimated that his psychological age is similar.
Wu Qingshan: "iron pillar, do you want to spread a Jiao Lala ticket?"
Li Tiezhu: "serious people never act like spoilers."
Wu Qingshan: "hum! I'm angry..."
Then he left.
Li Tiezhu said to the audience, "my temper has improved in the past two years. Otherwise, I'll punch him one by one."
After that, Li Tiezhu also got off the stage and went backstage.
Wu Qingshan first came to the lounge to shake hands with other guests and boast about business.
Li Tiezhu followed them in, ignored them, went to one side and pulled out a box of instant noodles with pickled pepper flavor. He turned and asked, "does anyone want to eat instant noodles?"
People are stupid. What about recording programs? Do you eat instant noodles?
Oh, Li Tiezhu, that's all right. Who cares what you like?
No one answered him. Li Tiezhu made a bucket by himself, walked over and sat beside the people, covered the instant noodles with the billboard of the program group, and was in a daze.
Others are still joking about Wu's eight years old.
Wei Jia: "is Castle Peak super nervous today? We're all afraid that your teleprompter card will fall off. We've never seen such a shaking before."
Wu Qingshan nodded again and again: "hard work, I'm smart, and I caught the iron pillar."
Village head: "smart! He never knows what tension is. Look, we record programs. He makes instant noodles."
Liang Tian: "yes! I also pressed instant noodles with sponsor billboards."
Wu Qingshan: so, is Li three years old make complaints about himself? Even his own brokers are tucking up.
Liang Tian looked for a moment and found Li Tiezhu staring at her. She was so frightened that she stretched out her tongue and quickly found a way to live for herself:
"No, I mean my iron pillar has a unique sense of variety. Bubble noodles are to ease everyone's tension. They cover bubble noodles with billboards to attract the attention of the audience. By the way, they also play a wave of advertisements. They are getting old."
Everyone laughed and the hostess was full of desire for survival.
The village head helped clear the siege and said, "brother Le also said that if there is an iron pillar in our program, there will be ratings. However, Mr. Liu Le's favorite guest is Xiao K, and he is also the one who praises most. He is young and handsome, has a unique voice, sings well, and so on."
Kostov immediately folded his hands respectfully.
Liu Le: "you know Chinese Erhu? The composition is great and the singing is also very good!"
Xiao K smiled and nodded: "thank you! Erhu is my favorite Oriental instrument. I used to like it when listening to Dongfeng break, so I tried it this time."
Liu Le: "Oh, have you heard the song of iron pillar?"
Little K: "I'm his fan. I like Ian Pera so much that I came to China."
Li Tiezhu couldn't understand the whole English conversation. He ran to the side to get some ham intestines and distributed them one by one. Everyone didn't want them. Wu Qingshan asked for two and ate them directly.
Audience barrage: "my brother Zhu robbed all the tricks without saying a word. He is the bug in the entertainment industry!"
Then there is the host Liu Ye, who changes one face a year, talking about advertising words.
After that, Li Tiezhu said, "finally, it's an exciting time for Mr. Hong Bo to drink water."
The singers laughed and couldn't get through it.
Wei Jia said: "no one can understand Mr. Hongbo's routine. There are new tricks every time. This year..."
The staff quickly winked at him.
Wei Jia stopped and almost missed the topic.
Next, the singer and the agent return to their respective small rest rooms.
A voice came from the TV screen: "next, we will announce the ranking of this issue."
Everyone was stunned:
"Is it published directly like this?"
"No more water?"
"Does Jingtian have no face?"
"Millennium Hill: Yes, you don't have a card."
Zhang Xin was very interesting. He copied his hand and looked cold: "how to publish it? Just publish it with this horn? Can you take some heart?"
On the TV screen, there appeared an old man with worrying hair. Yes, it was Mr. Hong Bo.
"Here is the singer broadcast by the voice of nature's classic organic milk holiday..."
Li Tiezhu picked up the remote control board.
Drop!
Turned off the TV.
Liang Tian was silly and looked at Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"
Li Tiezhu got up and went out: "serious people, who looks at this? I'll make noodles."
Barrage:
"Xiuer! Is that you?"
"Li Tiezhu: Yes, it's this show!"
"Ha ha ha..."
"I'm NIMA. Hong Bo said that this wave of operation is very smooth."
"Serious brother, really serious."
"I laughed at Yue..."
"Do you really want to laugh to death and inherit my hair?"
Li Tiezhu has arrived at the downstairs rest room, holding instant noodles and drinking a mouthful of soup first.
Other singers are still watching Hong Bo's costume.
"Now it's the most disturbing moment for singers, that is..."
Wu Qingshan Tucao: "make complaints about the time of Hong Bo's drinking."
Hong Bo: "this time, your terms are not revealed by me, but by yourself. Open the envelope to know your terms in this competition."
Qi Yu said, "ah! This is torture one by one. It used to be group torture."
An instruction came from TV: "please ask singer Wu Qingshan to go to the competitive stage."
The other singers waited in the small room, and then they heard a scream.
Wu 8-year-old: "Oh, yo! I was shocked. How could you be here? How could you eat instant noodles here when you were three? Shouldn't you watch TV in your room to announce the ranking?"
Li Tiezhu's voice rang out: "serious people who watch that? I turned off the TV."
Wu Qingshan: "but they said on TV that they wanted me to compete for the stage. Take the envelope and see my ranking."
Li Tiezhu sucked the instant noodles and said, "it's up to you. Anyway, I won't go. I'll wait for Mr. Hong Bo to send it to me in person."
"You're arrogant! I like it so much! But I'm not as smart as you. What's the taste of your instant noodles? It's delicious. Can you make one for me?"
"Go, I'll make it for you."
"Thank you, three years old! Then who, turn off the TV. I won't go back later."
So, more singers went out of the room and watched Li Tiezhu eat instant noodles on the second floor, showing confused expressions... Is that ok?
Li Tiezhu took another bucket of instant noodles with pickled pepper flavor and soaked it for Wu eight years old. Then he continued to eat instant noodles and tasted delicious.
"Aenpera @ ¥% * ¥ #..."
Little K muttered for a long time.
Li Tiezhu didn't understand, so he threw him a box of instant noodles.
Little K Lian said, "crab, crab, crab..."
Most of the singers went back to the house to continue watching the live TV. Only Zhang Xin turned off the TV, put on an eye mask, made up for sleep in the house, and muttered, "that's right. Who is serious looking at things? It's better to drink water..."
On the other side, a close-up of the camera shows the well sweet mineral water and a cup. The camera pulls away, and Hong Bo sits next to him and says, "welcome to Castle Peak. I like your work the nest of swallows very much..."
Then Hong Bo took a sip of water, introduced the rules and two groups of envelopes, one with the singer's name and the ranking inside, the other with the competition ranking and the singer's name inside.
It's exciting.
Wu Qingshan asked, "can you choose only one or both?"
Hong Bo took a sip of water.
Wu Qingshan: "if you drink water like this again, I'm afraid I'll hit you at the age of three."
Hong Bo choked: "cough... Ka... Choose your place first, and then your own name. What kind of achievement do you think you will be?"
Wu Qingshan: "I just said I guess the sixth."
So Wu Qingshan opened the sixth envelope. He was not the sixth. Then he opened the envelope of his name and looked surprised. Wu, the second, was so happy that he almost fell.
Then he was arranged to sit in a row of chairs next to him and couldn't go back.
Wu Qingshan: "eh? Can't you go back? My instant noodles..."
Hong Bo: "what instant noodles?"
"Tie Zhu made me instant noodles. He's still waiting for me to go back."
Hong Bo took a sip of water: "don't care about instant noodles. Let's invite Kostov to the stage..."
Xiao K came with flat noodles. He crushed the instant noodles, sprinkled seasoning bags and mixed them well, sharing delicious food with his agent. This is what he saw in FAK! Primitive man. The way they eat instant noodles is said to be delicious. Try it, and it's really delicious.
Although delicious, it could not hide Kostov's trembling and gurgling teeth.
This is why he likes Li Tiezhu. Generally, people with poor psychological quality will especially like brainless brave people like Li Tiezhu.
Little K made no secret of saying that he liked Ian Pella's performance best because he gave him delicious instant noodles.
He chose the seventh place first, not him, and his place was fourth.
Kostov took his seat.
Hong Bo took a sip of water and said, "now let's invite the third guest Li Tiezhu to the competition stage."
Wu Sansui: "Pooh..."
K: "box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box
Even the staff on one side couldn't help laughing.
Hong Bo looked blankly and smiled?