Chapter 50: Hoe Beehave

Queeny, please activate the Bee-guage.

[Bee-Gauge] Activated!

'With pleasure, and I will give you a bit of advice. When speaking with your own God, that is this idiot, your patron using the Bee-guage, you can gain dominance over her if you can put up with her and have the last line. If she can not reply with something genuine, she will be forced to bless you. They are never anything big, but each one of them will add up,' Queeny explained as I got the change in my brain.

It was like I was hard-wired to try and make as least sense as possible. Time to Bee if I could Ferret this blessing out of her.

"Beezli, I Bee-lieve, that Bee got off on the on the opposite antenna," I said, trying not to cringe.

"Hoe! You want to play that game? Past, Present, and Future want into a bar. It was tense!" Beezli said with triumph as a small part of me died from hearing that.

"Hoe? My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!" I sent back.

"Shoe! That Bee sweet, but what did Sushi say to the Bee? WasaBee!" Beezli countered.

Damn, this witch was good! I was going to have to step up my give if I planned to beat this fathead!

"What is the quickest way to make antifreeze? You steal her blankets!" I said with a grin.

"Hey! That's cheating using off-world terms!" Beezli complained.

*Poof!*

"Is that your final answer?" Queeny said from her cloud of smoke to the big-faced God.

"What?! Hilda?! They gave you this spot! With me? WHY?!" Beezli screamed; the force of it blew me back some, making me slide on my knees.

[Bee-Gauge] Deactivated!

"Don't have a cow about this! You lost, and I am not here as your opponent this time. I have already won, and now if you want to have a hope in the cosmos, you had better start acting like you want this! That, or we can do what you said, Ashia will achieve greatness with or without your help!" Hilda scolded Beezli.

"Wait, who are you? You won? Then you are the Sky Eel Goddess?!" I asked as the pressure from Beezli disappeared, and I was even able to get up.

"No, she was that God at one point, but now she has progressed to God-Tech, and in this world no less, you lucky bitch. I guess I shouldn't give you too much flack; having your mind wiped just so you could reenter the world was pretty risky if you hope to succeed, don't you think?" Beezli questioned Hilda.

"Whatever my reason was, it would have been important to take such a risk. Are you done playing your stupid games now? Are you going to give her the blessing or not?" Hilda buzzed irritably.

I was lost in space and had no idea what was going on, so I just shut up and listened to the pair bicker. So, Queeny was Hilda, The Sky Eel God, and the previous God of this world, but now she was my God-Tech?

There were so many questions I didn't know where to begin, but all of them were pointless. For some reason, Hilda/Queeny had taken a risk to come back to this world to come in as my God-Tech, but did that mean that I wouldn't have got one then, or would I have gotten someone different?

"Yes, I will give her the Minor Green Growth Blessing. This will make all types of crops that your subject plant will have an increased growth rate and resistance to diseases," Beezli explained.

"Hey, that isn't that bad! Are there ways to make the blessing stronger?" I asked, starting to come out of my daze.

"Yes, but you will need to collect more Sage tokens like the one you already have. You can get them for doing odd favors for Sages and other random people. Once you have four of one kind, you can offer them to me at my temple, but you are a long way away from that," Beezli explained.

"Well, there is that, so what is the deal with the shield generator? Is it like something like a hexagonal shield casing?" I asked, finally remembering the real reason this bimbo had come in the first.

"Hmm? Oh yes, hold on, and let me reach down and get some," Beezli said with a lewd smile, but then she made some hair-raising moans as she did something to herself on the other side of the tear in reality.

I watched as a pink-cheeked Goddess stuck her massive hand out into our world, and it was covered in golden honey. She reached forward and placed her hand out over the small glowing orb.

I watched as the honey formed into a tear on the end of her gigantic fingertip and slowly sank down. I watched in rapture, also getting lost in the sweetness of the smell, to the point where I had to force myself to keep my eyes open to witness what was happening.

The honey drop touched the orb, but then the orb sucked up inside the honey drop, making the shape invert, and now it looks like it was a balloon. Then the honey burst with light, but as usual, it didn't bother me.

I watched as the thirty-meter wide honey balloon started to make visible rooms on the inside, but it was a solid honey gold color when the light faded. I turned to look at Beezli in amazement, and she smiled done at me, looking a bit too satisfied and happy; something was up.

"This start of your floating hive is made from my very own fresh from the jar Royal Honey! This should keep you safe, but do try not to like the walls; it won't give you superpowers," Beezli said as she retreated back into the tear, and it closed behind her.

The Royal Fortress of Godly Pussy Juice? How did she know that is what I was thinking??