Luo Qingyu has never been so angry. His pretty face is red. However, I want to explain that she didn't give this opportunity at all and rushed down the stairs with her face covered.
And I also covered my face and stood in place. Covering half of the beaten face.
His uncle's, what's this. It was originally a happy day to date the goddess. As a result, I played hide and seek with female ghosts for a long time, and then I was wronged for saving people. It was really unlucky.
The demon said angrily, "I don't know what's good or bad. Do you want to drag her back and follow the law?"
What local law? I immediately realized that the dead demon was impure and said with a bitter face, "don't get involved blindly. Originally, this way of saving people is easy to be misunderstood. Man, I recognize it and go back."
Back to the dormitory, the rain still kept falling, and the sky became more and more gloomy, as if it had entered the night. My roommates were fighting the landlord next door, and I was washing my pants in my big underpants. Wet two pants in two days. I'm drunk, too.
It's not too bad to pee your pants. Unfortunately, you meet a demon and a ghost in two days. Do you still let people live? And the demon is still holding on. How do you live in the future?
Since the demon came back, it's surprisingly quiet. Up to now, there's no sound. She was silent, and I dared not provoke her, lest she think of the apology. Who knows, after a while, suddenly there was a Chi Chi sound in his ears. The dead demon seemed to be eating something.
So I couldn't help asking curiously, "what are you doing?"
"Read a book."
"Reading?" I was angry and funny, "do you read or eat?"
"Don't eat when reading? I'm reading and eating watermelon. Hey, hey. "
I blinked: "watermelon? Where did I get the watermelon? " When it comes to reading, my buddy has a lot of famous works in his mind, including Jin Ping Mei, with illustrations.
"I followed one from the coffee shop and brought it in."
"I'll go and eat watermelon. What about melon seeds and watermelon peel?" I'm not calm.
"Just open your mouth."
I quickly opened my mouth and spat out a piece of watermelon seed and watermelon skin. I almost didn't cry. Fortunately, I ate watermelon. If I ate kebabs, the iron rod wouldn't kill me? You really think of me as your own home and bring everything in.
Just to give her a serious lesson and ask her to take care of the free apartment, the demon suddenly snuck again. This time it wasn't eating watermelon. It seemed to cry.
"What's the matter?" My heart said I wouldn't watch Jin Ping Mei cry, did I? Then your taste is different.
The demon choked and said, "Gui Li is so miserable. She didn't commit suicide, she was killed by someone. After being killed, he was taken by the bad guys to nourish blood lipstick... "
I was stunned and asked, "aren't you watching Eve's death?"
"Yes, what do you think I'm looking at? Such a big library doesn't even have a comic book. " The demon finally hummed and looked very unhappy.
Khan, you have been a demon for many years, and you still read comic books? I've learned a lot. With doubts, I asked, "didn't this book disappear?"
"It disappeared, but I saved two pages in time. But the content is too little. We can only see that Gui Li was killed. If we can keep the whole book, we can solve the mystery and know who the murderer is. "
I put down my pants and looked up at the rain outside the window. I thought GUI Li didn't commit suicide. Who is so beast as to kill this beautiful school flower? Today's rain is also because of the injustice of its death. Is it the tears of God? And I mercilessly broke up its soul, injustice plus injustice, which led to the continuous rain?
The demon yawned at this time. I could make up for her. At the same time, I stretched my waist. I just heard her say, "after reading the book, I ate the watermelon. It's time for us to settle the old account."
My heart is tight. Why don't you, a dead demon, forget this old food? I quickly changed the topic: "wait, I still have something to understand."
"What?"
"Do you think GUI Li is a fierce ghost?"
"Count, or how can it be said that the evil spirit painted his lips? It's not only fierce, but also very fierce. " The demon said in a particularly exaggerated tone.
I scratched my head and said, "I've seen a lot of ghost films. Taoist priests can't figure out why my blood saliva can kill it? Are ghost films shot blindly, and the evil spirit is not as powerful as expected? "
The demon said with a smile, "the ghost film is not shot blindly. It's really not easy for even Taoists to deal with it. But my method is a Taoist secret. Men's blood and saliva are full of Yang, which can restrain ghosts and evil. But spit on the ghost, up to a blister, only spit into the mouth, is fatal. However, blood and saliva alone will not kill the ghost, and it can only be severely damaged. If you add some holy water, the effect is completely different. Let the dead ghost fly away immediately. My secret technique is the secret of secrets, which many people don't know. "
I blinked. My buddy didn't understand how powerful the secret was. Was it as powerful as constipation, but I knew you were making nonsense, so I said, "you're a demon, elder sister, can we be more professional and how can we get involved in Taoism?"
Ya's goblins know Taoism and deceive who?
The demon groaned and said, "I know everything. Do you think I'm bragging? When I was a cat, I was a pet in a Taoist temple. My master had two eyebrows and a long way, but I was forced. I didn't remember anything, but I remembered what he learned in his life. There are a lot of little yellow books. Do you want me to tell you? "
Er, forget it. When I want to see it myself, I search a lot on the Internet. I want you to finish talking and scold me as a hooligan? I'm not that stupid. However, this old Taoist's legal name is very special. I remember an old Hong Kong film called Taoist Yimei. He even made a whole two eyebrows. Why not call it two force?
And as a Taoist priest, I also read little yellow book. That should be called second rate Taoist priest, second force plus hooligans.
I coughed twice and said brazenly, "I am very pure and never read yellow books. The magic of the second eyebrow Taoist priest is really powerful. If you add a little urine to your blood saliva, you can be invincible in the world. "
In fact, it's ironic. It's a bad secret. It's good to use urine. The demon didn't hear overtones, and said with pride, "yes, this trick is really invincible, not only to kill the evil spirits, but to wipe Luo Qingyu's lipstick is also a piece of cake. Just spit on her lips."... This...... let's count the old ones. "
Wipe, did she say she slipped her tongue? Sir, you don't have to lick with your tongue at all. You dead demon is playing with me. I stared and said, "wait, make what you just said clear!"
"Er... I suddenly feel sleepy. I'm going to sleep. I'll settle my old account another day. Don't call me when I sleep, or it will make you colorful. Good night! "
She slipped very fast. My friend couldn't annoy her anyway. I'll offset the old debt.
The demon may not dare to speak all day because of his guilty heart. The next morning, I was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the cry of my roommate Huang Biao. Sitting up and looking, I saw three roommates lying down at the window, looking at a scarlet letter on the glass.
I rubbed my sleepy eyes, looked carefully, and was immediately surprised, because the scarlet letter was: death!
And this slap big word, bright red as blood, although in the early morning sun, it is also unspeakable strange, frightening.
The demon then said: "blood lipstick, this is written with blood lipstick!"
After listening to this sentence, I couldn't help getting goose bumps all over my body and my brain came to my senses. Our dormitory is on the third floor. No one can climb so high. It looks like blood lip balm. But one thing I don't understand is that a lipstick can fly by itself and write.