When I woke up, I found myself lying in a small black room. It's so dark. I can't see my fingers. I'm not sure whether it's a small black house or a big black house.
I felt the floor was very cold, and I smelled a smell, which seemed to be a mixture of foot odor and putrefaction. I almost suffered from cerebral hypoxia after smelling it. It tastes so sour.
"Demon......" I called to her and wanted to knead my aching head. But I found that I couldn't lift my hand and was tied with a rope.
Wipe, after we fainted, we were caught by handsome men and beautiful women, right? This place is cold and smelly. Is it a place for raising zongzi? Thinking of this, my heart can't help twitching.
"What do you want me to do? My head hurts... "The demon's painful voice still has a hint of coquetry.
"Look, are there any zombies around?" I hurried nervously.
"There are no zombies, but there are two beauties."
The two beauties must be Tang Yun and black knife. I was relieved at once.
"But... There's another beast..."
With a sudden jump in my heart, I quickly said, "come out quickly, solve the beast and loosen the rope on us."
"I'm so soft now that I can't exert any strength. Alas, we've been caught. It's the corpse light shaking shadow. Because I'm a demon, I'm poisoned deeper than you. It takes some time to recover. " The demon's tone was full of depression.
I was stunned: "are you teasing me? Will the shadow of time be poisonous? "
"Water donkey! I'm talking about the corpse of the corpse, not the time. " The demon scolded angrily, "this is a secret skill extracted from zombies by the shadow gate, which is similar to the soul moving method. God will take people's mind without knowing it."
"Ha, since you already know this secret skill, why don't you be careful?" I said contemptuously.
"I'm not... I saw that the little fresh meat was so handsome. I looked more at it for a while..."
"It's really unpromising. If you want to see Lu Han, you can't cry bitterly?" I skimmed my mouth.
"Where are you better than me? Aren't you staring at the girl, too? " The demon is angry.
"Where am I staring at her? I'm staring at her thigh." Said the man confidently.
"That's even less promising. Why don't you stare at her chest?"
Fainted. I was talking about the beast just now. Why did the topic come so far unconsciously?
At the thought of the beast, I was surprised: "lying in the trough, there is a beast around you. Are you still in the mood to pull a woman's chest for me? Find a way to deal with the beast! "
The demon said calmly, "the beast is in the next cell..."
"You wait." I quickly interrupted her, "what do you mean, we're in the cell?"
"Hmm! And the pillars of this cell are made of steel. The beast can't rush... Eh, it's not a beast, it's like a person! "
At this time, there was a clatter of iron chains. It was obvious that the people detained next door used iron chains. I was a little nervous for a moment and said to the demon, "your eyes are hard to use at the moment. You will not be wrong again. Is it a zongzi?"
If it's not a zombie, do you still need an iron chain?
"It's not zongzi. My eyes are always easy to use!"
Well, I'd better say less so that my ass doesn't blossom.
At this time, black Dao and Tang Yun also woke up and made a sound in the dark.
Tang Yun immediately asked, "black knife, where are the animals?"
I was about to speak when I heard a sound of footsteps, followed by a light. Tang Yun saw me at once, so she relaxed and said, "are you okay?"
I nodded and said, "it's all right. We've all been tricked by each other."
"What is conspiracy? You sneaked up on the broken jade platform. We knocked you out in a fair and aboveboard way. "
With the sound of crisp high heels, the girl gradually appeared in our sight, holding an oil lamp in her hand. It's still the dress just now. The little black silk skirt adds a bit of mystery to the sexy under the flickering light.
Little fresh meat followed her with a smile. I thought the boy was flat.
After the light moved closer, we also saw the surrounding scene. Sure enough, in the prison, each iron post of the iron fence was as thick as an arm. There is a man next door. He has dirty hair and ragged clothes. At first glance, he looks like a beast. At the moment, Zhenggu turns two eyes and looks at us.
This guy is not young, his hair and beard are all white, and his face is also covered with vertical and horizontal wrinkles. But when he saw Tang Yun and black knife, his eyes suddenly flashed, almost with saliva and shouted, "beauty, beauty!" That excited posture, if it wasn't blocked by an iron fence, would have rushed over.
The girl holding the oil lamp said, "shut up! Are they as beautiful as me? "
The old guy seemed afraid of the girl. He immediately lowered his head and said, "you... Almost, all beautiful!"
"Bah!" The girl stared at him angrily, "how old do you say you are and still so lecherous? I dress like this every day, but you are not satisfied. When you see other women, you are so excited. I won't have dinner today! "
The old man immediately looked bitter and said, "Xiaobei, I know I'm wrong. I'll only look at your thighs and never look at other women again. " He looked at the girl's two beautiful legs and looked greedy.
"Give me less Acting!" Xiaobei stared at her. "Isn't my face good-looking? Why don't you look at my face?"
The old guy frowned and said, "of course it looks good, but I'm afraid I'll lose my freshness if I watch too much. So don't look at your face. It can keep you fresh forever. "
Xiaobei burst into laughter: "it's so glib. I'll cook delicious food for you in the afternoon."
We looked around and were very curious. What's the relationship between the girl and the old guy? She wasn't angry when she was molested, but she was very happy? What's more strange is that the man, aren't you a couple with the girl? You didn't even respond to such frivolous remarks for old Mao? Are you bent?
But instead of being angry, the little fresh meat smiled at the old guy and said, "don't be naughty, we still have business."
What he called business must be us. Sure enough, they both walked outside our cell and stood still. The three of us also got up from the ground one after another.
When Xiaobei saw us, he lowered his face and said, "no matter what your intention is, you are looking for death. However, two of you are from Maoshan college. We can't do it yet. We have to hand it over to the college for punishment. "
When Tang Yun heard this, she said happily, "yes, we are all from Maoshan college. Give us to the college“
The little fresh meat said with a bad smile, "you two beauties are, and the man is not. But before I send it to you, I want to tell you one thing. We have an agreement with Maoshan college that anyone who infringes on each other's territory without prior notice will be severely punished. "
My heart says how strict I can be. At most, spanking is better than feeding zombies. But how do they know that I'm not from Maoshan college?