When they heard what I said, it was more frightening than the movement in the coffin. They all stared at me like a madman.
According to local customs, the coffin cannot be opened after being sealed, which is disrespectful to the dead and unfavorable to the living relatives. You said I was going to open the coffin, didn't you deserve a beating? Besides, I'm just a younger generation. Even if I have to open the coffin, I can't give directions.
Uncle Qin Zihang immediately photographed the coffin angrily and said, "nonsense! How can you open the coffin after it is sealed? Did you go to school and break your mind? Go home quickly. It's none of your business here! "
"It's not a bad brain, it's an idiot!" Qin Zihang scolded fiercely.
I didn't have time to pay attention to the little bastard. I stared at his uncle Su Rong and said, "even if I'm out of my mind, I know there's something wrong with the third aunt's body. Otherwise, how can I make such a strange sound?"
"That's a fake corpse!" Uncle Qin Zihang looked very impatient with your hairy child who didn't understand anything. "Don't worry about your child. I have a way to solve it. Don't stay under the mourning shed. It's all because you brought unclean things with you. "
Wipe, what a foolish and stubborn old guy. I held my breath and said, "there are unclean things on me, so why not on me, but on Zihang?"
The old man glared again: "didn't you hurt it? Naturally, it ran from you to Zihang! "
Qin Zihang suddenly found the reason to attack me: "you villain, you said you went to your broken university outside. What are you doing back? It's disturbing our family? "
The demon couldn't help it. He didn't have a good way: "they are such bastards. Why do you mind your own business? Let's go!"
I really don't care about others, but this is my third aunt. At present, I don't know anything about it in the coffin. How can I stand idly by?
I continued to suppress my anger and said to the old guy, "this is not an ordinary corpse fraud. I have seen many zombie movies and know that this is not the case..."
Before he finished, he was interrupted by the old guy: "all right! It's all fake in the movie. Have you ever seen a real zombie? I've met more than you've heard. Go, go... "It seems that if he doesn't go again, he will drive me away.
Well, you can't be the master if you want to open the coffin anyway. It must be agreed by your third uncle. I hurried out of the mourning shed. At this time, the demon asked me, who are these people? Why should I wear filial piety for Mao? I briefly described the situation. Just entering the alley, I saw my third uncle, father, mother and several cousins coming face to face.
They just heard that the coffin was moving, so they all came to see what was going on. I immediately turned around, walked back and said what had happened just now. Everyone couldn't help changing color on their faces. But when I said I was going to open the coffin, dad got angry first. He scolded nonsense and hurried home.
My mother hurriedly pulled me aside. My cousins shook their heads. The expression was clearly saying, why is the child so muddy?
The demon chuckled and said, "your father is much more powerful and domineering than you. You have to learn this well in the future."
I didn't have a good way: "that's your father-in-law. Of course, he's powerful and overbearing!"
The demon was stunned and said, "my father-in-law..." suddenly reacted, gnashing his teeth and scolding: "you big water donkey, dare to take advantage of me!"
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Although the third uncle doted on me, he also blacked his face, so I didn't dare to make a sound. I didn't go home. I followed everyone to the Lingpeng. The heart said that when you hear the movement in the coffin, make sure your legs and stomach tremble and want to pee, and then mention the opening of the coffin.
It's not that I have to open the coffin, and if the body has deep resentment, it's definitely an abnormal death. If I was killed by someone, can I let my third aunt go to the earth with injustice and can't close her eyes under the nine springs? There is a more serious problem. This resentment will lead to the non-corruption of the body after burial, which will harm future generations!
Although my third uncle's son and daughter are useless, I can't sit idly by.
Unexpectedly, after entering the mourning shed, the sound in the coffin subsided and was very quiet. Uncle Qin Zihang held three incense sticks in his hand. It seemed that he had done something just now.
Just as the third uncle was about to speak, uncle Qin Zihang immediately said, "the dead cat from nowhere just now touched the mildew, and there was something moving in the coffin. I've invited incense and pressed it down. It's all right, come back, "he glanced at me, as if to say that you didn't expose the disaster. Don't compare blindly.
But Qin Zihang snorted and interrupted, "this dead cat was brought by Qin. It was said by my uncle. I didn't wrong him."
Shua, so everyone focused on me.
Dad was angry again: "you bastard, why did you bring a dead cat back? Do you know that this is the most taboo thing in the mourning shed? " He raised his hand and seemed to slap me.
The demon suddenly shouted excitedly: "fight, fight..."
I almost didn't faint. You dead girl is waiting for me to be beaten? I don't have time to talk to you now. I'll settle the account later. I seriously explained to my father: "the dead cat my uncle said is not a cat corpse, but a cat soul, or a cat ghost. It seems that our hometown is called a cat spirit."
Dad's hand was in the air. He was surprised and asked with some concern: "did you mess with something unclean?"
I shook my head and said, "it's not me. It's a dead cat wandering nearby."
My mother was not at ease. She pulled up my arm, looked up and down, and said, "you know something. I have to let uncle Zihang say, uncle Zihang, is there anything unclean on him?"
I really can't laugh or cry, man. I'm the president of a supernatural detective. Do you need others to see it? A country gentleman like him doesn't deserve my shoes. But I dare not tell the truth, otherwise my father will have to kill me. I won't go to college and become a prodigy
Uncle Qin Zihang rolled his eyes and said angrily, "the small harvest went to college. Now it's great. I don't dare to watch it for him. Come back. I've invited incense, so there will be no more accidents. Everyone will get up early tomorrow. "
Everyone seemed to believe in his ability, so they turned to go. However, just at this time, I heard a thump in the coffin, as if the body turned over!
The big guy immediately trembled and looked at the dark coffin in horror.
I didn't look at the coffin, but stared at Uncle Qin Zihang. Of course, he understood what I meant. Why can't I invite Guo Xiang? The old man immediately blushed and put up the three incense sticks that had not been extinguished in his hand.
"It's dripping blood. Look, why is it dripping blood?!" A cousin pointed to the coffin and shouted in a trembling voice.
I turned my head. Sure enough, the bottom of the coffin was dripping blood beads. String by string, it's definitely not the residual blood on the dead body. There can't be so much. This situation is too strange.
Uncle Qin Zihang suddenly opened his mouth and looked very shocked. In this case, please incense can't solve it at all!