You think the demon will let me go so easily? That's wrong. In the following days, it becomes chicken flying and dog jumping, and the pain doesn't give birth to desire.
Once when I was reading in bed, I suddenly heard the sound of water, so I asked the demon what he was doing? She said she was taking a bath. It's nothing to take a bath, but how can the bath water be discharged? She said you would know if you opened your mouth, man, so she opened her mouth and sprayed water with soap bubbles all over the bed.
As a result, Huang Biao and old bear publicized it everywhere. My brothers wet the bed, and the water is huge. The water is all over Jinshan Temple. The news made headlines again and was laughed at for half a year.
This was just the beginning. Then I ate flies and insects. When I went to the bathroom, I obviously took paper but disappeared. I closed the door and clamped it in my hand. The female classmate borrowed a pen, but I handed over a condom. The female classmate thought I was interested in her and didn't tell me about it. She always harassed me on wechat. There are many things like this.
What's more embarrassing is that the red underwear put away in the QQ ghost house has been put in the bag and forgot to throw it away. Suddenly, Xiaodie found that it was her underwear
If I go on like this, I will be crazy, so I begged the Demon Lord to let go of my horse. After some bargaining, she finally signed a treaty to lose power and humiliate the country. As long as I learn dog barking every day, she will let me go. Well, if you drop your teeth and swallow them in your stomach, who can't let your brother fight her? Let's take that bet as if I lost.
In fact, it's not cost-effective to think about it. I just kissed my cheek and didn't kiss my mouth. I was depressed. This was the result on both sides. Why didn't Mao kiss her bright and attractive lips at that time?
Because of the underwear, my buddy didn't dare to go home. He hid from Xu Bing like a thief at school, and then had to learn a few dog barks in the morning, noon and evening. It's so sour.
On Saturday, for fear of blocking Xu Bingdu's door, he slept in the dormitory all day. In the evening, he woke up and found that old bear and Zeng Li were not there, and Huang Biao was about to go out. The boy went out with a smooth comb and polished shoes, whistling, which aroused my suspicion.
The boy is not so particular about it at ordinary times. He must go to pick up girls. So I couldn't help being curious. Which girl has a bad eye and likes this obscene second goods?
I followed behind quietly to see if this girl was from our school. As a result, I forgot Xu Bing. As soon as I got to the gate, I saw Xu Bing stretching his snow-white pink neck and shouting happily, "senior..."
As soon as my legs were soft, I almost didn't kneel down and couldn't follow. I quickly pointed to Huang Biao in front: "let's go out and do something urgent..." and ran forward.
Huang Biao saw me chasing after him and pushed me like a wolf: "don't follow me, I have..."
Before I finished, I covered my mouth and dragged it forward.
"Brother, I really have something to do. Please let me go!" Huang Biao cried.
Let you go, what shall I do? I can't go home. What do you want me to do alone? So I put my arms around Huang Biao's shoulder and said with a bad smile, "brother, don't be afraid, I won't break your good deeds. I'll hide away when you meet later. "
"You think too much, not going on a date." The boy doesn't admit it yet.
I asked curiously, "what are you doing?"
"Can't say!"
The more he didn't say it, the more I wouldn't let him go. Finally, he used a little punishment. The boy finally recruited: "I'll donate (fine)!"
I almost fell to the ground: "what, did I hear you right?"
Huang Biao said with a coy smile, "you heard me right. I really went to donate... In fact, I didn't donate. I just met a sister from a medical university and wanted to observe the... Jing liquid, so I volunteered. She asked me over tonight, and would also like to use her hand in person... Hei hei... "Speaking of this, she smiled very debauchery.
Sleeping trough, do today's female medical students fight so hard for their studies? That's more exciting than picking up girls. No, this excitement must be watched!
"Then I have to follow you. What if you are strong by this sister?" I couldn't help saying that I took him to the Medical University.
"But I said I went alone..."
"I don't care. I'll follow you tonight anyway!"
In desperation, Huang Biao sent a message on wechat, saying he would take a friend there. Unexpectedly, the sister readily agreed. I suddenly felt like falling into a pit. Was she trying to take that or seduce a man?
With the permission of his sister, Huang Biao relaxed, so he boasted to me all the way about her, how beautiful she looks and how nice her voice is. Even if it can't compare with Luo Qingyu, it's no less than the dead Ning Xiaoqi.
Wipe, why mention this tragic girl? It's Medical University again. Isn't it unlucky?
We got on the bus and arrived at the Medical University in more than ten minutes. The sister is waiting at the gate. Her name is warm. She is really beautiful. She looks like her name. She smiles and dimples. She looks so warm and kind. The sister was not shy at all. After a brief chat, she took us into school.
Although there are a few lights on the campus, my friends still feel a little gloomy. What place is this? The autopsy center is here. Corpses are often dissected, and most of the autopsies are abnormal deaths.
I called the demon in my heart and asked her to see if it was clean, but the girl ignored me. Soon we arrived at the experimental building. My sister took us to the third floor, opened the door of a laboratory, and Huang Biao and I went in.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the door, I suddenly had a stabbing pain in my back, followed by a numbness all over my body, and I didn't know anything about it. I don't know how long later, I gradually became conscious. When I opened my eyes, I suddenly saw a strange girl's face staring at me with a smile.
"This one wakes up. It looks much better than that one." Although the girl has a little freckles on her face, she has a bright smile and is not annoying.
Shua, a beautiful face came over. It was warm. She said very seriously, "although he looks ugly, we observe the body structure!"
Then he came up with a pretty melon seed face and said with a puff smile, "why did you keep watching him just now?"
My face is confused. At the moment, my brain hasn't fully reflected what's going on. Where is it? Suddenly I recovered, quickly raised my head and lay in the trough. When my clothes were stripped clean, and my hands and feet were tied to the bed by a rope. Huang Biao was lying on the other bed, as naked as I was. He just closed his eyes and didn't wake up.
Why do you tie us up? You don't want to play... Why don't you see the candle whip?
"What are you doing? Why tie us up? " I struggled hard and couldn't open the rope at all.
The little freckles suddenly looked gloomy and said, "what do you say? We have to study the structure of the human body. Of course, we have to dissect and take out the internal organs... "
Lying in the trough, listening to my buddy chrysanthemum tight, he was busy calling the demon in his heart: "don't sleep, dead girl. Help me untie the rope quickly."
The demon snorted and said, "you deserve it. I just want to see if your heart is black?"
Faint, do you want to see anatomy? Haven't you seen your brother's viscera all over before?