Xiaojiang's mother immediately scolded, "you fart!"
I nodded and said, "OK, just think I farted and didn't say anything."
Xiaojiang's father seems to have caught a life-saving straw in despair and hurriedly asked, "how do you know you're not dead yet? I just checked the pulse and heartbeat, and the pupils are enlarged. No... maybe... "
I said solemnly, "I have learned strange medicine from an old Chinese medicine. By observing people's five orifices, I can see whether they are really dead. These five orifices... I won't explain so much to you. Anyway, sometimes people die, which is often a kind of fake death, and even the hospital equipment can't be checked out. If I could feel my pulse, I would be more sure. "
Xiaojiang's father came up to me and said, "then give my son a pulse."
I shook my head like a rattle: "I can't touch brother Jiang, or my aunt will scold me to death."
The bitch looks like a mad dog, but it doesn't mean her IQ is low. After listening to our dialogue, the old women also reviewed it. What is more important than the life and death of her son? Busy way: "I won't scold, as long as you can save my son, I want to thank you."
Yes, your face changes so fast. I squatted down, pretended to feel my pulse, frowned and said, "well, it's really fake death and being saved. Fortunately, it was found in time. I'm afraid it will be over in ten minutes. "
The old women said excitedly, "really, really? Then save my son. "
A policeman looked puzzled and asked, "is it true or false? The corpse trucks are coming."
I nodded and said, "really, you can wake up by massage chest acupoints with Qimen technique. But... "
The old women suddenly became nervous again: "but what?"
I sneered and said, "your son's heart was stimulated and suddenly stopped beating, but you framed me for killing and scolded so badly in front of so many people. Wouldn't it be cheap for me to save him like this?"
The old women immediately became angry and stared at a pair of eyes, but they were pulled by Xiaojiang's father and said, "just admit your mistake. I saw just now that my son's death has nothing to do with others."
Wipe, you old bastard, since you know it has nothing to do with me, you didn't even fart for Mao just now, and let your mother tiger spit? What the old lady scolded me just now should be returned. Your family is not a thing!
"Then how can you save my son?"
I turned my eyes and said, "it's not high. Just kneel down to me and apologize in public and slap myself in the face."
"I'm your aunt. You let me kneel to you?" The old lady quit again.
I took out my cell phone, looked at it and said, "there are five minutes left..."
"Well, as long as you save my son, anything will do!"
At this time, the demon had returned to me. I lifted Xiaojiang's sweater and pinched a French seal with my hands. If you don't behave yourself, how can you cover up these onlookers. There are many experts here. It's too simple. It must be exposed. I used the technique of "touching the corpse for Qi" to massage Xiaojiang's chest.
At the same time, luck forced a brain to sweat, which was more realistic. It bluffed the people, and the atmosphere didn't dare to take a bite. For a moment, the whole hot pot shop was silent and surprisingly quiet.
For about two minutes, I asked the demon to spit his soul directly on Xiaojiang's secret, put his right hand on his forehead, and recited in my heart: "return!"
Xiaojiang immediately opened his eyes, but a green light flashed on his eyes, but disappeared with him.
The demon gasped and said, "how can his eyes shine green? What's going on? "
Whatever happened to him, anyway, people have been resurrected. Xiaojiang's parents wept with joy and pulled their son up and held him tightly in their arms. At this time, there was a burst of thunderous applause around, cheering for my brother's amazing medical skills.
The policeman smiled and said to me, "I really have you. Let's stop the team." This result is what they are happy to see. In the new year, who is willing to work overtime to investigate cases, as long as people live, it is hello, Hello, everyone.
When the police withdrew, I looked at the crying women and asked, "should I apologize?"
The old woman wiped her tears and said with a smile: "we are all our own people, and I am your elder. Just talk about it. There's no need to be serious, right? I can't let you save Xiaojiang in vain. I'll pay for your meal! "
I really want to spit on her face. How much is a meal worth? Is your son's life so cheap? I snorted coldly, "who are you? elder? Why didn't you say it when you scolded me and insisted that I killed someone? I don't have your own people and elders. If you want to face up, please fulfill your promise and apologize! "
"Don't say anything. Apologize to others. You're really unyielding!"
"I scolded people so badly just now. People don't care to save your son. If you don't apologize, you will be struck by thunder!"
"Apologize quickly, or we won't agree!"
In the angry crusade of the masses, the whole face of the old woman turned purple and brown. At least she had to point her face. Putong knelt on the ground and slapped herself hard.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have scolded you or misunderstood you as a murderer..."
I interrupted, "you shouldn't frame me!"
"I shouldn't frame you." He hurriedly finished this sentence, got up from the ground, took his son and husband with a red face, and ran away.
But after they walked out a few steps, Xiaojiang suddenly looked back at me. The ferocious and evil eyes made me excite the spirit for no reason. How do you feel that this is more scared than evil ghosts?
The demon also felt wrong: "how can he give me a feeling of demon? Water donkey, we saved the wrong person this time. When he wakes up, he should remember the process of being seduced and revived, but he doesn't say anything. When he leaves, he looks at you with such vicious eyes. It's weird. "
I hurriedly asked: "is it evil again after resurrection?"
"I can't see any evil spirit. I'll think quietly..."
Let the dead girl think about it. I turned around and saw black knife standing next to her, so I said to her, "let's eat in another place. Ah, where are Tang Yun and Xiaodie?" Then he turned around and looked around. They were returning to their seats one after another, but they couldn't see the two girls.
Black knife frowned and said, "I just went to the bathroom and didn't see them."
I was stunned. Where have they been? I turned around and saw xiaodiekou appear at the entrance of the stairs and waved to me, so I hurried over with black knife. Xiaodie doesn't speak. She quickly steps downstairs. When she gets out of the hot pot shop, she finds Tang Yun standing by the side of the road with a high-heeled shoe in her hand and looking around.
"What's the matter?" I went over and asked.
Tang Yun took her eyes back, took the white high-heeled shoes to me and asked, "do you know?"
I shook my head and said in my heart, why should I know a high-heeled shoe? What does the girl want to do?
Tang Yun said with a heavy face: "the hot pot restaurant was haunted just now. Xiaodie and I followed the ghost spirit and found this high-heeled shoe on the roadside. It should be Tao Qianling's shoe!"
I stared: "her shoes? Are you right? "
The black knife said, "she won't admit her mistake. She likes to see what brand of clothes and shoes others wear."
Tang Yun nodded and said, "I've been staring at Tao Qianling's clothes just now. I won't admit my mistake."
My heart says no, Tao Qianling is probably in trouble.