I asked the demon, if you can't finish the task on time, what will be the punishment? The demon said, do you still need to ask, directly seduce the soul, throw it into the hell and fry it in the oil pan!
I immediately hit a spirit, which is too cruel. But on second thought, he smiled again and told the demon that I would be invincible after I became a ghost. Not to mention that I would not feel pain under the oil pan. Maybe I could copy the feat of the arson fugitive and burn up the beard of Lord Yan with a fire.
The demon hummed and said, "don't dream. Dead ghosts with ghost repair never enter the hell, because once they enter the hell gate, they will automatically remove all plug-ins from you, and then you will become a waste. It's not painful to go to the oil pot. It's strange not to call your mother! "
I smashed it, smashed it and asked, "that's wrong. If the arson fugitive doesn't open the plug-in, how can he be so arrogant and escape from the heavily guarded underground?"
"I don't know. We might as well try to catch this guy first and ask him for advice. If we violate the laws of the underworld again in the future, we can escape from the underworld like him."
"It's simple. Where to catch it?" I curled my mouth. "Go to sleep."
I didn't sleep much last night. Now I'm sleepy as a dog. I yawn and have to go to bed. Suddenly I thought of sister long, so I deliberately took off my clothes and made a face at the wall. Immediately, I heard the sound of hammering the wall.
This amused me. I took out the paper and pen from my bag and wrote on it: "what are you doing staring at the next door? What are your intentions? "
Dong Dong!
The more he knocked, the happier he made his friends feel. He wrote on the paper, "even if you stare, you deliberately knock on the wall to let me know you're staring. Is that some kind of hint?"
I won't knock this time, but it's more interesting for my brother if she doesn't knock. At the moment, she must get into bed and sulk. I laughed twice. I was about to go to bed when the door was knocked.
"Beast, get out of here!"
Lying in the trough, sister long was angry. I didn't dare to open the door. I slipped into the quilt and said, "I take off my clothes. It's inconvenient. I'll tell you what's going on tomorrow."
"Do you still wear clothes in front of me? Get out! I'll count one, two, three. If you don't open the door, I'll tell you all your privacy when you sleep at night! "
I was stunned and hurriedly asked the demon, "what privacy do I have when I sleep?"
The dead girl hissed and said, "drooling, grinding her teeth, holding a pillow, peeing like a wild dog, and..."
"Stop, stop!" I stopped the demon and rushed out of bed.
Although these problems are not shameful, after all, I am their boss. Besides, they are all girls. How will this affect my glorious image?
Just as I opened the door, sister long shouted to three. I was about to speak. Unexpectedly, sister long suddenly raised her voice and shouted, "indecent, animals are playing hooligans!"
I'll go. She's learning Tong Tong. This voice immediately called out Ling Cha opposite, and within a few seconds, Zhao Jingnan, Xiaobei and Xiaodie all rushed to the second floor. They didn't go to bed together so that they could kill me in time when I was embarrassed.
It's embarrassing. Although I wear a big underpants, I look very indecent with my bare arms after all.
Zhao Jingnan glared and said, "brother, no, why do you do this at the door? You can't pull into the house and close the door for what you want... Ouch..."
Before he finished, he was kicked by Beckham. I don't know since when, Beckham always likes to quarrel with this boy, and his feet are much harder than Xiaodie.
"What happened?" Xiaodie asked with a puzzled face.
Sister long pointed to my nose and said, "he insulted me. When you didn't arrive just now, you held my hand and wanted to touch my face. It's disgusting!" It's so serious that even I think it's true.
"No?" Xiaobei stared. "Tell me, which claw is it? I'll chop it for you!"
Ling Cha Shua pulled out Qingling thorn and handed it to him: "I think it's more appropriate to break my hand."
Xiaodie was full of fear and said, "it's not good to be so cruel. It's better to beat him into an idiot. He doesn't know anything. Such a thing won't happen in the future."
Wipe, when did you learn bad and become so naughty?
"Well, it's up to you. Let's go together!" Sister long said and waved. Everyone shouted and surrounded. It seems that she wants to be serious.
I was so frightened that I took a breath and quickly closed the door and locked the door. Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter outside the door. Although they knew it was a prank, the brothers were still ashamed and wanted to die. They wanted to find a crack to drill in.
Ya's sister long is too difficult to mess with. No one can mess with her in the future.
Everyone laughed outside the door for a while and then dispersed. However, sister long knocked on the wall several times after she returned to the house. It seemed that she was demonstrating to my brother. I huddled in bed with a bitter face, like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and didn't dare to make a sound.
The demon said contemptuously, "it's really worthless. If you marry her in the future, how will you live?"
I turned my mouth and said, "pull it down. I won't marry anyone." The heart said that I must marry a wife in the future. I won't consider others except black knife.
The demon hummed and said, "you must marry her!"
"Why?" I asked puzzled.
"Because she is my junior sister, I must consider her lifelong happiness. Although you are a little weak, nosy and have many bad problems, you are still kind-hearted, so I decided to betroth her to you! " The last sentence of the dead girl was resounding, as if it were a certainty.
I almost didn't jump out of bed: "why do you make a mess of Mandarin Duck Music and betroth me to her? No, betroth her to me?"
"Just because... You dare not listen to me. I can make you a eunuch every minute!"
"Are you kidding..."
"I'm not kidding! Now I'll give you some time to think about it. Don't rush to reply to me. "
Listening to her serious tone, I suddenly felt a chill at the bottom of my heart. I felt like I was playing for real this time. From the beginning of saving sister long in Yunnan, I can see that she cares about this little junior sister very much. If she doesn't agree, becoming a eunuch or something must be a joke, but she will change her way to force me to obey.
My life will be miserable if he marries sister long.
Seeing that I was speechless, the demon didn't go on with the topic, but asked me a little excitedly, "guess what else I found in the demon tomb this time?"
I asked, "what?"
"I found a shortcut to both inside and outside!"
Wipe, it's a big happy event. I suddenly turned over and sat up and said, "tell me, what's the shortcut? How long will it take to get through Ren Du's second pulse?"