As soon as we went out, master Ming, Shi Yikou and master rabbit all followed.
In the elevator, the seventh master asked Ming, "Xiao Ming, they haven't drunk a bar these days?"
Hearing Xiao Ming's name, I don't know how I couldn't help laughing. The seventh master blinked and asked, what are you laughing at? I tried my best to hold back my laughter and said, "I suddenly remembered a funny thing just now, so I couldn't help it. I'm sorry."
Lord Ming turned his eyes and seemed to guess that my laughter must have something to do with it, so he asked, "what's funny? Tell us?"
I smashed it, smashed it, and said, "said a sow arched a fat woman and smashed a turtle. So the three of them looked up, and none of them could get up. Isn't it funny? "
Lord Ming stared and said, "funny fart! You bastard must be laughing at me. I'll settle with you later! "
The seventh master smiled and sprayed. The Ming master blushed with laughter and said, "he wants to drink these days, but he doesn't give him a drink."
Shi Yikou said, "yes, I don't want to drink, but there will be some in the future." The implication is that you won't have to drink in the future.
The eighth master frowned and said nothing. The seventh master smiled and said, "old man, don't you think it's abrupt to interrupt without asking anyone in front of us?"
Rabbit's face was red again. He turned his head and gave Shi a mouth: "you have nothing up and down. Who let you interrupt?"
Shi Yi covered his face and said, "didn't the boss also interrupt? Dare to make jokes in front of you... "
Before he finished, he got another slap in the face. He just listened to master rabbit's angry way: "just take care of yourself, because you are my master's slave. You can't let others say that my master's imperial power is not strict!" It's true. If the seventh master doesn't hit me, they have no way to discipline me.
But the seventh master touched my head and said with a smile, "I like my men. They can tell jokes to make me happy. It's okay. You don't care if I ask. Tell me when you think it's funny. For example, a sow slapped the tortoise in the face, but the tortoise refused, so the sow had to slap it again. "
MINGYE and I couldn't help laughing. Even the seventh master couldn't help smiling, but laughing was more ugly than crying.
The rabbit turned his eyes angrily and said with a red face, "Lao Qi, you scolded me as a sow, but you're wrong!"
The seventh master was stunned and said, "when did I scold you? I'm talking about the story of sow and tortoise. How can you take your seat according to the number? " I feel rather ungrateful with that serious look on my face.
Rabbit gasped for breath, gritted his teeth and said, "well, after today, I'll see if you can laugh in the future?"
The seventh Master said carelessly, "when can't my seventh brother laugh when we haven't seen big storms? You don't have to worry about me. "
It said so, but there was a hint of worry in its smile. It and Lao Ba are just naturally bold and unrestrained. They can afford to put down everything, but they can't put down this matter alone.
It's already seven twenty on the 444th floor.
I quickly walked to the end of the corridor, opened more than a dozen doors and gathered all the dead bodies into one room. They all stood in the corridor watching. Seven, eight and Ming were a little confused, while rabbit and Shi Yikou looked coldly. They seemed to think that as long as I didn't throw the body out of the club, I could play whatever I wanted.
This is a total of 18 corpses. I took 36 silver needles from my bag, stabbed them into the soles of the female feet, and explained to them outside the door: "this is a special corpse killing needle for walking shadow gate, which can withstand one-third of the impact when the curse breaks out."
Master rabbit and Shi are all mouth curling. They seem to be laughing at me. They must be out of their minds. They can't use magic here. Don't you know?
Old eight's face was darker, and old seven couldn't laugh. Lord Ming turned his eyes directly.
I pretended that I didn't see anything. After pricking the needle, I took out the red rope from the and tied the wrists of each dead body together. I went on to explain: "this is called corpse passing Qi. When they are impacted by the curse, the corpse Qi between the corpses will swim away from each other, which can eliminate part of the power of the curse."
The eighth turned his white eyes and the seventh smiled bitterly. Master Ming clenched his fists and put on a posture of rushing in and beating me at any time.
I untied the chest clothes of each dead body, grabbed a handful of soil from the bag and sprinkled it on their chest one by one. At the same time, I chanted: "dust to dust, soil to soil, bridge to bridge, road to road, rest in peace..."
When I read the words, the demon couldn't help laughing and said, "I guess after listening to your explanation this time, the eighth master will twist off your dog's head!"
Rabbit smiled and asked, "what's the point of spreading soil?"
I said solemnly, "settle down for peace. But I can't get out of the club. I can only scratch a little from the soles of our shoes. Although there is not much soil, it can appease the resentment of dead bodies and resist the invasion of some curses. "
Master rabbit and Shi burst into laughter before they finished listening. Old eight finally couldn't bear it and shouted angrily, "you've had enough!"
I trembled with fear, and all the dirt on my hand was scattered. It happened that this was the last one.
Master Ming immediately rushed over, was pulled by Lao Qi, smiled bitterly and said, "forget it, let him go." Looking back, he comforted old eight: "just before the curse broke out, have fun. Besides, don't you admire this hairy boy? Can he be so calm before the disaster? Our brothers are not as old as him. " He shook his head.
Old eight breathed out, nodded and said, "let him fool around. I'll have a cup of tea."
At this time, I felt a handful of clay balls from my bag and said without looking back: "sorry, eighth master, the club is on holiday today. There is no tea here except in box 519. Why don't you all go up and I'll be fine in a minute. "
Old eight didn't have a good way: "still fart, it's about to be engraved in Xushi!"
There are few minutes left. Once the curse breaks out, the elevator will be stuck. At that time, there will be no way to heaven and no door to the earth. If you stay here, you can run back to hell at any time in case of trouble.
When I was feeding the dead body mud pills, the rabbit asked with interest, "what are you feeding?"
"It's called rabbit excrement pill. It's also a secret skill of shadow walking sect. It can calm the corpse's heart without being bewitched by curse..."
Rabbit and Shi laughed again, and tears burst out this time. But they didn't hear what rabbit shit pill meant. If you know, it's strange not to blow my head.
Master Ming held back his anger and asked, "even if you can really control these dead bodies, is it useless to control them? The curse will break out later. Why don't you go to the 260 floor? "
I shivered and said, "I don't dare to go there and fool around. Before I die, I'll make do with it here."
MINGYE almost died of anger. He waved his fist and finally hit himself.
I took out my cell phone, looked at the time and said, "there are still the last three minutes left. Do you have anything to say?"