'That scumbag Gorilla couldn't catch me even after I ran across the jungle. You know I have been so awesome.'
'You Damn Gorilla!!! Fuck you!!!'
'What do you think of me, huh?'
'Wanna chase me? Your Father?'
My frustration led me to mumble all the curses I could think of as I ran.
Still, give Gorilla a pat on the back. His love-struck face remained fixed on mine even after chasing me for the entire day.
My body was so exhausted from running all day and night that I have no idea when and where I fell asleep.
As I felt sticky on my face, I opened my eyes to see a gorilla face staring back at me.
Fuck!!!!!! That face terrified me and I jumped back.
The parts of my body were in considerable pain, I was so nervous that I couldn't even tell which part of his body was in pain.
"Wronged, I have been wronged, My entire existence has been wasted, I have been reduced to the status of a plaything," I murmured mindlessly
My eyes started to water, literally. Never in my life have I felt so wrong.
I suddenly got the message in my head.
"Congratulations for completing this task, Host!"
"You have earned 10 EC and one stat point."
Huh????
'What the hell, when did I complete the task. Wait, wait wait,'
Now that I've looked at the gorilla's face, I realize it's not the same gorilla.
I confirmed with her: "System!!! When this task was assigned, it was supposed to be a female ape right?"
"Affirmative host." She replied
"You mean to say this ape is female?"
"Yes Host."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" I laughed hysterically.
I couldn't withstand my awesomeness, even if I don't go for the monkey, they'd come after me.
The joy of my awesomeness was so overwhelming that I even forgot that my body was aching.
'Humph... The world will know that I am the most handsome and awesome person on this planet. 'Even if I don't go after someone, they will.'
"Haha...huh?"Suddenly I felt someone walking up behind me.
After turning around, I got rooted on the spot; I was so dumbfounded that I forgot about my awesomeness.
"FUCK ME!!!!!!" I screamed internally.
This is the same gorilla who ran behind me all day. He still has that love-struck expression on his face.
I was so dumbstruck that I even forgot about running. I was only mumbling again and again.
'Wronged, I have been Wronged, it wasted my entire existence.'