I remember that my neighbor named Duoduo was just over three years old. He spoke in an orderly way, imitating what he saw on TV. One day, she said she was stupid. I held my forehead and asked her if she knew what stupidity was. She said she didn't know. I can only explain that being stupid is that she is not very smart. Then I ask her if you think her sister is smart. Of course, she should be the so-called childlike innocence, so I totally believe what she said.
But then she added, sister, I'm stupid because I'm not smart.
Well! Since you are stupid, is it fair to say that I am smart?
Little baby, are you here to be funny or to hit my sister's face? Don't be so frank, OK?
"I will make you realize your dream of becoming a bastard." Fu Nanshan finished with a sentence, then paid four people's bills, took my hand out of the snail powder shop, and did not forget to add a sentence when he went out: "this meal, please, when your dreams come true, I will celebrate for you again."
Liu Xu'er later realized what he had said, and his face rose as if it would explode in an instant.
Fu Nanshan hummed and whistled, happily ignoring the conversation between the two unrelated people later. This superior person suddenly gave me the feeling of a local ruffian. But the Buddha said, it can't be said. What a mistake. The disease comes from the mouth.
In other words, when I was drunk in high school, I began to think about eating too much. In addition, Fu Nanshan's hand in the cool autumn wind gave me warmth, I just want to find a place to sleep, so let Fu Nanshan pull on the car.
When we got on the bus, the driver asked us where we were going. I just heard Fu Nanshan say the name of a hotel. The driver answered and started the car to walk unsteadily. Strange is strange. At this time, suddenly a cool wind comes from the open window. The night is as cool as water.
Then, sleepy I was blown by the evil wind, miraculously woke up, and miraculously found that it was the original driver, I suddenly came to the interest of re education. The driver's uncle saw my eyes from the rear-view mirror. It was broken and he was stared at by youyou again.
Then, he really guessed the accelerator on his feet this time, and the car ran out like an arrow, hit the side of the road, and successfully brought down a young sapling. It happened that a uniformed traffic police uncle came to see it from a distance. Of course, the uncle was doomed, and we had to get out of the car.
Watching Fu Nanshan and I take all our luggage with us, the driver's uncle is relieved and finally gets rid of the little devil. The traffic police comrades used to not only issue tickets, but also save the working people.
Squatting on the side of the road, I am pitifully brushing the app to call for a car. I am deeply remorseful. Why do women bother themselves? Finally, according to the address given by Fu Nanshan, I called a taxi, which showed that it would arrive in five minutes. Generally, the driver would call me when he received the order, but this person didn't seem to know the routine and didn't call me.
In order to get to the hotel as soon as possible, I had to make a phone call. The phone was answered by a man. It seemed very young, but I couldn't help but cut off the phone halfway through. I thought it was the driver who hung up the phone. He just snorted out of his nose and found that his mobile phone was dead. Then all I have to do is wait.
Taxi drivers are generally veterans of the long battle depot, there is no reason not to know my location. I believe that in a few minutes, he will come here to look for me. So I didn't think much about it. I craned my neck and began to wait.
Fu Nanshan sleeps against a tree in his spare time. Sometimes he peeks at me when I don't pay attention to him. I generously follow his wishes and allow him to watch at will. Generally, there are only two kinds of people who are looked at for a long time. They are too ugly or too beautiful. I am confident that I am not the ugly one, because I am very confident in my beauty.
The sky is getting dark, the faint light is hanging in the sky, and the invisible stars are shining in the black satin night sky during the day. Waiting for the next two shadows to squat and stand, although there is not much beauty, it is not against the rules.
Five minutes later, six minutes later, seven minutes later
"why don't you come? Why are the drivers in M city so bad? " After being cheated by two drivers, I said that I didn't have too much fantasy about the drivers in M city. I was preparing to cancel the order. A taxi miraculously appeared in front of me, just like the old driver's uncle.
M City drivers are so God nagging? Appear as if possessed by a ghost? Anyway, get in the car first. You can't let yourself live in the bridge or on the road. Although the temperature is not low, and I'm not afraid of the humidity at night, I still don't like the insects.
Strange to say, the driver of the stopped car was very enthusiastic. He not only opened the door for us, but also helped us move all our luggage into the trunk. If we didn't stop him, he seemed to want to run to close the door for us. Is this guy too polite and considerate?
It's a bit of over hospitality. Could he have done the work of parking for people in the parking lot before, so this set of flowing actions is only a skill that has been practiced for many years? This person has done the porter's work together. Don't you want to charge extra tips?The more you think, the more likely you are. The more you think, the more like you are!
Hum, if he dares to accept it, I will complain about him, so that he will not dare to pretend to be a small taxi and cheat on the street in the future. But I didn't say that I would be overcharged. I can still give people a good face.
"Master, listen to the wind Hotel." I reported the hotel that Fu Nanshan told me before, and then praised him against my heart, "master, you're still a good person, and help me to open the door. You don't know. I was just shown by a black hearted taxi driver in M city. I haven't seen anyone after waiting for a long time. "