Yo, a fool has a second spring. He has learned to scold me. I must be calm. It seems that if I don't give her some color, she may forget my last name?
"Elder sister, I think you don't know much about the situation. Let me analyze with you why I can't compete with you instead of not wanting to compete with you. I'm quite thinking about you.
You see, a horse can only carry 70-75 kg at most, right? According to my visual inspection, sister, your weight should be above this weight, and it may exceed a lot. From a mechanical point of view, the weight of one object is too much more than that of another. Once it is put on, it is bound to collapse all the way.
Therefore, if you ride a horse, the horse may have to lie down and sleep in place, and it may have to bear the risk of serious fracture. Even if I win, I don't feel that the victory is too strong, and the audience will be lack of interest in such a no suspense contest. " I talked on and on, with dark clouds on Liu Pangzhi's face, "Qu leisurely, what are you talking about?"
"Don't get excited. Just listen to me. So, I've come up with another plan for you. I think since you are heavier than the horse, it's better for you to carry the horse to compete with me, so the visibility will certainly go up.
However, I am worried that the horse will feel embarrassed. How can a big girl compete with a barefoot animal on her back? I pay so much attention to fair, just, reasonable people, of course, can not let such unfair things happen? So my giving up is the best explanation for you and the audience. Do you think so? "
Liu Pangzhi, after listening to my impassioned and heartfelt speech, not only didn't know how to thank me, but also rushed to fight with me. What a waste of my efforts! Although it's a matter of minutes for me to put down Liu Pang paper, I'm a civilized man, and I will definitely only call my little black and white men to do it.
Liu fat paper has not yet moved to me, my friends have called in the past, carrying her iron arm out a long way, according to what I said. But today, my friends were inspired by me. They were all full of energy. They were surprised to get her out of my sight n meters away. As for what happened to her, I can only imagine that she might be gentle or violent.
Xinliuyue looked at me silently and ignored everything. When I realized that Liu Pangzhi was his cousin, guilt flashed in my heart, but it just flashed.
"It's quiet at last." He rubbed his temple, which is more headache than me.
I can't help sighing. Is this what my cousin should say?
"I'll walk with you. I'm familiar with m City, but how did you come to m city?" Xinliuyue began to greet me warmly. It occurred to me that he seemed to be more troublesome than liupang paper. Once he stuck him, he couldn't get rid of him.
I didn't tell him the truth. I just said that something happened here. I didn't tell him what happened. Xinliuyue is not a inquisitive person, which is very good. Unlike Bai Haoyue who is a gossip like a woman, she has to uproot her roots to find out the reason when she meets the wind and grass. But it didn't affect my determination to get rid of him, especially when he began to nag, even more than old lady Qu.
Xiao hei and Xiao Bai haven't come back for a long time. I don't think they can be relied on when they come back. It's better to think of their own way. At this time, we are walking to the side of the road, an elderly woman just to cross the road. From my heart, I ran to the old lady and stood quietly beside her. I told her that there was a bad man chasing me. I asked her to help me pretend to fall down and pester him when the bad man came.
When everyone is around, I can slip away unconsciously. I will be grateful to her. Who knows, the old lady has some ears. She thinks I'm a bad person. Now she's going to throw her down. In a rage, she threw me on the side of the road, and my butt still hurts.
Xinliuyue picked up a big bargain and carried me on his back, which made me want to run but lost the opportunity.
But you don't have to worry. If you can't do one, there are two.
On the way, I saw a man taking a picture of a girl. I came up with a new idea. I pretended that I wanted to get down to rest and deliberately ran to sit next to the man. Then, as I expected, the man who took the picture asked me to take pictures for him and the girl. While they were posing intimate photos, I picked up my mobile phone and turned around before I could wipe them. Xinliuyue didn't know what happened to me, so she ran with me.
The man and woman in the back reacted to this, spread their legs and yelled to catch the thief while chasing us. As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, I threw my mobile phone into Xin Liuyue's hand and pointed out a clear way to him, "brother, run there quickly, don't let them catch up with you. Sister, I'm risking my life to help you marry a daughter-in-law. Don't let me and my sister-in-law down. You must run fast, don't catch them!"
While I was shouting, I chose another road in the opposite direction for myself and ran all the way until there was no sound behind. I hold the wall in one hand and my stomach in the other.
Oh, I finally dumped the oil bottle. It was very dangerous. I was almost beaten as a thief! I just don't know if that guy has such good luck as me.
Dark shadow and inaction hide in a corner, looking at the frame up of others, but also a face of schadenfreude, I do not know how to repent, even forgot to sigh, only remember that at that time with a face of consternation, heart turbulent, unable to calm for a long time. It's not natural that their master set up people with a red face and a heart.It seems that framing is also an art.
After running for such a long time, I feel a little flustered, short of breath, weak legs and feet. It seems that I should eat.
I took out my mobile phone and saw it. It seemed that it wasn't time for dinner. How can I be hungry so fast? I must be overworked. I have to find a place to make up for it, but I'm not familiar with the place.
Ah, I slapped my head, how could I throw away such a good free labor, guide and wallet (anyway, all kinds of money), what a blunder! Next time, we must use it and discard it. At least it can reflect its practical value. Otherwise, it will be no different from waste.
Now I have to find my little black and white first. Who let me be their master? It is the duty of a servant to work hard for his master. It's just, where should I find these two dead boys? I didn't even leave their number. What a mistake! Now that I've lost all my friends, I'm sad to be alone again.
the two people who are not far away shiver. Why is there a sudden cold wind? Is it going to change? The two of them raised their heads together. The dark clouds in the sky were obviously heavier, but they were not heavy enough to turn into rain. Where did the cold wind come from?