Black shadow sympathetically patted the inaction on the ground, "they all said that you should buy an old man's machine just like me. You don't listen to them. They insist on buying a big screen mobile phone, and they also say that intelligence, now playing poor here, is really retarded! You see, my mobile phone is small and loud, which is very suitable for our "spy" behind the scenes. "
Wuwei was ridiculed by him. Just as he wanted to get angry, he pointed to the mobile phone that had not been hung up
"Telephone?" I haven't hung up yet!
Wuwei was surprised again. He jumped up from the ground with a strange grin. "Little, young master, my mobile phone just slipped a little, and accidentally fell from Miss Qu's hand. But there's no problem. Do you have any orders, young master?"
Black shadow gives you a very wordy, careful young master to clean up your eyes, inaction silent blow nose stare, you wait and see!
Seeing no reply, Wuwei tentatively asked, "are you still here, young master?"
"I'm not here. Are you talking to ghosts? You two take good care of her. If you let her have any more accidents, I'll show you how it feels to live in the East Pacific with your head and the West Pacific with your body. " Fu Nanshan's voice was as cold as the devil of hell. Wuwei was sweating, but I was happy to the shadow, "are you a devil, how can you scare Wuwei like that?"
Wuwei looked at me with tears in her eyes. Young grandma, you said something. No, to be fair, young master is really I dare not say that.
"Hum." At the other end of the phone, someone who can't wait to make a sound to remind me that it should be a matter of nodding quickly.
"If she's hungry later, go to eat with her. Whatever she likes to do, you should try your best to satisfy her. If she loses her temper, you will bear it; if she is not happy, you will play clowns and coax her; keep your mobile phone on all the time and be on call 24 hours a day. In addition, it's windy at night, so she should wear more clothes. If she is exposed too much, she will catch cold, and
If any other man appears next to her, report to me as soon as possible. No, don't let her have intimate contact with other men. " Fu Nanshan's words shocked Wuwei. He had never seen the young master be so attentive to other women, even his wife. For the sake of the young grandmother, the young master can be gentle like an ordinary family man. It's really moving.
"Hey, Xiaobai, what are you doing with this flower maniac? Are you secretly in love with your young master I looked at a face of intoxicated inaction, and saw through his infatuated heart. When my sister met a handsome man, she was just like this. He's not a broken back, is he?!!
"Cough, cough." Wuwei was choked by my words. I haven't been angry for a long time. Young granny, you are really outspoken. Are you sincere and honest, young master? Uncle and aunt made it?
It's not just inaction. Fu Nanshan on the other end of the phone, after hearing this, coughed his heart, liver and lungs out.
After Wuwei hung up the phone, he told the young master's words that moved him on the phone to Heiying. After that, he praised his young master for being as considerate as prince charming in a fairy tale.
Because I was far away, I heard their conversation as if it were nothing. I thought I was telling the story in the book. After their discussion, I summed it up for them with no expression on my face. "I think prince charming is more like a spare tire. Otherwise, I feel like I want to stick someone's aunt every minute."
Wuwei is stunned. If you can't say anything more, young master, you and your grandmother are determined to be a couple!
And the dark shadow looked up at the sky, the sky has been a little dark, it's really time to change the sky.
On a street at the foot of Xifeng mountain in M City, there are thousands of bright lights and countless shops. It's also a good time to finish dinner!
There are three figures, one short and two tall, one thin and two fat. The picture is harmonious, and the atmosphere seems not harmonious. At first glance, short and thin people are our real female owners. Aren't the two next to them black and white impermanence?
Wuwei faces a pile of food in front of him. His whole face is wrinkled into waves. If his eyes are not good, he thinks that there is a piece of corrugated paper on his face. It is this pit pattern that seems to be a little too big for people to see. The shadow, who always has a large appetite, is not much better. Usually, he can swallow up a meal in a second, or even swallow several of them together. Now he just chews it for a minute. I don't know if I will think this man is very polite.
But, like them, they don't have time to eat when they can't step on the point. What's polite? I'm afraid the cows have learned to play the piano. They are still learning to walk in situ.
"Young granny, can we stop eating? I have... " I'm full. Wuwei touched the already round tummy and showed me begging eyes.
"Well, that's what I've carefully chosen for you as your first servant. Do you want to say that you don't like it?" I narrowed my eyes and tilted my mouth to see the two people who had no blood. I asked in an unhappy way. Before I could explain Wuwei, I began to teach my political teacher how to preach.
"Elder sister, in the spirit of due diligence, I set out for your health. I went to n stores to find so many pineapple rice, laver rice, bamboo rice, hand rice These are green food, and you usually eat fried chicken wings, French fries instant noodles is the difference between heaven and earth. What's more, you can see how healthy food can fill your stomach. You should be happy and satisfied.Do you know that this is my sister's good food when I was hungry in military training. How could it be so hard to swallow when I got to your mouth? Do you know my sister's good intentions? Do you understand the hardship of the peasant uncle? Do you understand how much my new boss loves me? "
Young granny, what's wrong with the unhealthy claw you're gnawing now? What happened to the roast duck you asked Heiying to hold?
Wuwei seems guilty, but in fact, he complains and lowers his head. God, if you eat so much food at one time, will you stay up for n days? In addition to being afraid of the young master, I have one more person to be afraid of. Is it God who sent the young grandmother to him to help the young master, or to torture me that we met the young grandmother! You have to support me with something else. Why not this meal or that meal? I'm not a loser!
The shadow of the silent pickpocketing sweeps a glance at inaction, and continues to do it silently. You are a bucket at ordinary times. Don't pretend you are not now.
I saw that they didn't speak. When they knew their mistakes, they changed them. When they were happy, they clapped their hands on Wuwei's shoulder. "If you know what's wrong, you can eat more. My sister doesn't mind."
Originally, with Wuwei's seven foot man's figure, I couldn't shake him even if I tried my best to climb out of my mother's stomach.
But Wuwei sighed wholeheartedly that he didn't defend me at all, and he couldn't think that a weak woman like me would have such thunder power. As a result, I shot him a few meters in this shot, and God just threw his whole face into the few pineapple rice left in his hand to prevent him from wasting it, and a dog gnawed excrement Posture.
First I was stunned, then I stretched out my shining finger and pointed to him with a claw. I laughed without any emotion. After laughing, I didn't forget to hit him and add a block. "You, you, you are so weak. Are you all soft footed shrimps like you in your young master's hands? You can break up as soon as you clap them. I've only used a little bit of success. If I use 100% of it, will you be out of your wits? "