An earth shaking gunshot pierced the night sky, shaking the mountains at the foot of the people a little, and even scaring the birds that had been ready to rest in the forest, whistling around, and fleeing with the animals who were also frightened in the jungle.
Black hole muzzle, a stream of white smoke rolling out, like dry ice general Susu out. The big baby put his hand back and blew away the smoke from the muzzle of the gun. He looked at the old man sitting on the ground with disdain and sneered. He grinned and grinned at his little white teeth: "I told you not to touch, you still touch! Put your dirty hand out again, and I'll shoot you in the head! "
“……” Why does that sound familiar? People's eyes in the big baby and wind Ting Ye body back and forth a few times, the top of the head immediately out of a big exclamation mark. It's worthy of being a father and son. The style of speaking is the same.
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Yunshan looks at xizeyan '.
"Yes, I'll do it right away."
Xizeyan was stunned. Princess Chang, this is preparation Early coup?
"Inform the guards outside the city and the imperial guards in the palace. Three days later, listen to the orders of the palace."
"Your Highness..." Xizeyan sees that Yunshan doesn't speak for a long time and asks tentatively.
Yunshan took the secret letter. After opening it, she saw the contents clearly and her face was slightly heavy.
Kneeling on the ground, xizeyan saw that everyone was almost gone. He just got up and went into the tent and handed a secret letter to Yunshan.
"Yes." All the maids and servants who were waiting in the room bowed back.
Yunshan closed her eyes and heard the voice slowly open her eyes. After seeing the people outside the tent, she waved to stop the girls around her: "all go down."
Suddenly a figure quickly rushed in from the outside, knelt down in front of the woman, low called: "Your Highness."
In Princess Chang's mansion, in the shade of red yarn, a woman leans lazily on the concubine's couch and receives the massage from the girl around her with her eyes closed.
However, Xia Yuqing, who successfully invited the Giant Buddha Jin Lao to come out of the mountain, did not expect that earth shaking changes had taken place in the kingdom of Shu at this time.
The winner is in a good mood and happily agrees to yunzhongyue's request. He takes Yuying sister to follow fengtingye and others down the mountain, which gives them a little relief.
In the end, the big baby didn't know whether he was moved or really annoyed. As soon as his face sank, he dropped a sentence: "you won." He gave up the white flag completely.
However, beyond everyone's expectation, after a few days of such a life, Jin Lao fainted countless times and woke up countless times, but he became more frustrated and more brave. He seemed to be fighting with the big baby, or chasing the big baby day and night.
After a whole day's patience, the big baby finally couldn't bear it. He caught the weakness of old Jin's blood sickness and started the ferocious day of killing chickens and taking blood every day to scare old Jin.
So, the mode of you chasing me started in the whole bamboo house.
“……”
The big baby didn't want to lift his head this time. He replied coldly: "idiot." Sugar gourd god horse, temptation his sister is OK, want to buy him, next life.
“……” Old Jin choked, took out the last mace and said, "little apprentice, as long as you nod, grandfather will buy you a lifetime of ice sugar gourd."
Big baby more disdain up: "do you think I will be short of money?"
Seeing the big baby's lack of interest, Mr. Jin continued to work hard: "little apprentice, alchemy is very interesting. Exaggeration means that you can turn stone into gold. As long as you learn alchemy, you will not worry about food and clothing, and you will be rich all your life!"
Big baby gives him a white look. He is the prince of the kingdom of Ye. The future emperor of the kingdom of Ye is not in the pool. Can we rely on this strange old man?
"Little apprentice, your master, I'm the only alchemist in the world. As long as you agree to be my apprentice, your future achievements will be incomparable."
Xia Yu clear mouth corner micro pumping, do not want to make complaints about what, the scene before this scene live here several days staged countless times. Since that night, Mr. Jin has set foot on the road of pursuing his disciples. He never comes back. He runs behind the big baby's buttocks all day and offers himself up.
With a puff, he once again bowed to the wisdom of the big baby.
Caught off guard, Mr. Jin exclaimed: "blood..."
Hearing the cry, the baby turned a white eye to the sky, took up a bowl of chicken blood that had just cut the hen's neck, and loosened it in front of Jin Lao.
"Dear little apprentice, I've come to see you!"
“……” Mr. Kim, I've heard that.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, my little apprentice. If you dare to stop me again, I will tell your younger martial sister the embarrassing story of you peeing your pants in the middle of the night when you were a child. " Gold honest is impatient, a push away the cloud in the way, more toward the yard of the big baby rushed past.“……” You can't get a daughter-in-law, your whole family can't get a daughter-in-law! If I don't want to solve these problems quickly, fly back to the green pistil girl and continue to abduct my daughter-in-law, would I be wasting my saliva here?
"Cloud boy, you were not so wordy before. How come the bigger you are, the more noisy you are? It's not cute at all. I'm afraid I won't get a daughter-in-law in the future. "
The noise made Mr. Jin want to slap him in the toilet like a mosquito.
"Mr. Jin, the emperor's elder brother and sister-in-law are still waiting for you to go back to the palace to help. Now the situation is critical. If you delay for a moment, unknown variables may occur. You'd better come down with us quickly, Mr. Jin." Not far away, the better in the cloud, the more industrious he is to follow Mr. Jin.
Xia Yuqing drew a little from the corner of her mouth and lit a candle for the dead hen in her heart. At the same time, I sighed a few words in my heart. If I let the seniors of later generations know that the hot weapon they worked hard to develop turned out to be used by a child to kill chickens, I don't know what it would be like to look up to the sky
"Well." With a calm echo, the earth shaking gunshot rang out again, which once again frightened all kinds of birds living in the mountains and forests.
"Dudu, dun..." Xia Yuqing didn't have time to call out the names of the two children, so the two children had disappeared. Far away, Xia Yuqing could still hear the excited cry of the two children: "brother, brother, come here, the hen is here, here."
"Empress..." The two children called Xia Yuqing with one voice, then quickly followed the hen just now and left.
After a while, Xia Yuqing saw two round buns coming from the direction of the hen.
On this day, as soon as Xia Yuqing opened the door, he heard a cackle voice coming from his head, and a vigorous hen with flapping wings swept over his head quickly.
In the next few days, Xia Yuqing and others lived on the top of Xiangyun mountain. They spent a lot of time lobbying Mr. Jin and watching all kinds of farce.
“……” Xia Yuqing takes a look at the two people who have already completely wrestled with each other, and is embarrassed again. How ferocious these two men are on weekdays!
"It's OK. Xueer and grandfather often fight like this. Don't worry."
Before she left, Xia Yuqing took a look at the two brothers and grandsons who were still entangled not far away. After all, she sprouted a kind of compassion of respecting the old and loving the young. She asked in a low voice, "Miss Yuying, it really doesn't matter if you just let them go like this?"
"Thank you, Miss Yuying." The crowd nodded, which was a response.
Yu Ying shakes her head helplessly. It's obvious that she's used to it. She turns her head and looks at the people: "it's getting late. Some of you are tired. You'll be here tonight. Let's talk about it tomorrow. I'll take some of you to the guest room to have a rest."
“……” You don't look reassuring! Everyone make complaints about Tucao.
"Well, I have a sense of propriety. Don't worry, sister." In response to her was another thrilling scream.
Hearing the cry, Yu Ying sighed and whispered, "Xueer, grandfather is old. Take it easy."
Before Yu Xue's words came down, the crowd heard an earth shaking cry: "ah..."
"Calm down, you're a dirty old man. You've taken my words for granted, haven't you? I've just come down the mountain. You dare to fool around. I think your skin itches again recently. You need me to loosen your muscles and bones, don't you? "
"Snow Cher, calm down. "
Patta Patta A burst of crisscross sound of finger bones came out from the hands of Yu Xue. After the slender figure, the rolling black smoke kept rising, which made people shudder.
“……”
"Grandfather, I heard that you are not polite to other girls again."
"Cher, you're back."
At the same time, the painstaking old man King squatting in front of the big baby suddenly feels a chill behind him, and an ominous premonition arises. If he feels slightly stiff, he turns around and looks at the Jade Snow walking slowly towards him.
It's a pity that she hasn't had time to say this. The bright smile on Yuxue's face has suddenly stopped. She picks her eyebrows and says, "is that right? The old man went out to insult the girl again? "
"Actually, it's a misunderstanding..." Xia Yuqing heard the complaint of Yunxi, just want to wave back, forget it, things are over, I don't mind.
"I followed elder sister Qing and they came to look for old man se. I'll see you by the way." Yunxi raised his head from Yuxue's arms, and his big round eyes turned around. He seemed to think of something. He grabbed Yuxue's sleeve and said, "elder sister Xue, old man se just insulted me, and not only insulted me, but also my elder sister Qing."
"Why?" Jade Snow follows prestige to go, the next second a small figure so straight into her arms, bow a look, is a exclamation again, "Your Highness, how did you come?"Two people are saying, jade snow suddenly heard the side uploaded a pleasantly surprised call: "snow elder sister."
“……”
"Ah, well, sister, the guests are still here. You'd better save some face for me. Let's talk about it later."
"How many times have you said that?"
"Ah ha ha ha, I forgot when I was happy? Don't be angry, sister The Jade Snow dry smile two, stretch out a hand to grasp on the head, a pair of guilty unceasing facial expression.
“……” The room was silent for a moment. For a long time, people only felt a cold wind whistling in front of them, rolling up leaves on the ground, inexplicably desolate.
Everyone was stunned, and everyone's eyes focused on the bamboo door, which was kicked open by Yuxue, and now was crumbling in the sad evening wind.
Looking at Yu Xue's completely out of state, Yu Ying groaned with some headache and helplessness: "Xue Er, I've said it many times. Don't be so rash. Knock on the door and don't kick on it. It's the third door you've broken this month. If it goes on like this, the bamboo forest in the back mountain will be cut down to repair your door. "
Yu Xuefei rushes to the door, rushes forward a few steps, and finally finds the same thing in the house. She stops and glances at all the people in the house. She is surprised and says, "eh, there are guests at home?"
The visitors were dressed in a very delicate yellow gauze skirt, with a small face similar to Yuying, not as beautiful and quiet as Yuying, but full of vitality. A pair of smart eyes seems to be able to talk in general, so that people do not need to look at the face of a big smile can know her excitement and joy at the moment.
"Bang..." With a loud noise, the people in the bamboo house were kicked from the outside, and a beautiful figure flew in from the outside.
The voice outside was silent for a moment, and the crowd suddenly heard a sound of footsteps approaching.
Yu Ying is also a Leng when she hears the voice. After she responds, she shouts: "Xueer, here it is."
"The voice is..." Yunxi's round little face suddenly floats up a little surprised, and then suddenly gets excited.
Just when everyone was shocked by the sudden reversal of the plot, a beautiful female voice suddenly came in from the outside: "grandfather, sister, I'm back! Why, no one? "
For a moment, people felt that the world suddenly became mysterious!
Everyone's dull head slowly started to work, and it took a long time to grasp the key point. Did Mr. Jin want to accept the apprentice? What's more, it's a baby under two years old. The most important thing is And was rejected!
“……” People are so stunned to see the old king began to chase the big baby, playing the game of Eagle catching chicken.
"Why don't you be interested? I tell you, alchemy is very interesting. Hey, don't run away..."
"No why, not interested is not interested." He doesn't have leisure, and he stays with an old man all day long.
"Why?" Mr. Jin couldn't believe staring at the big baby. How many people on the mainland want to worship under his own door, but he didn't want to!
"No interest, no thanks." Before Jin Lao finished, the big baby's simple and clear refusal has directly taken Jin Lao into hell and broken the ground again.
"Don't worry, as long as you are willing to join me, I will give you everything I can, and I will never hide. I have only one disciple now. After a hundred years, my glory, my status and everything are yours... "
With a smile, he shakes his head and signals Xia Yuqing to watch the change.
"The emperor?" Xia Yuqing looks up at Xiang Fengting in surprise, with doubts in her eyes.
“!” The old man saw that he couldn't start with the second baby, so he wanted to start with the big one? Xia Yuqing's face changes slightly. She moves forward to stop Jin Lao, but he is held by Feng tingye.
Seeing his appearance, Mr. Jin waved his hand and said, "don't be angry. I don't mean anything else. I just want to ask you, are you interested in alchemy? Would you like to join me? "
"What do you want?" The big baby is now angry when he sees the old man. He keeps his sister behind him and asks in a vicious way.
With a smile, Mr. Jin got up and walked towards the two steamed buns.
Old man Jin was dazzled by his beautiful imagination. He obviously forgot that he was in a bad mood for the second baby just now and was relatively true at the muzzle of the gun, but the man who pointed the gun at him at that time was the big baby in front of him. , =
Mr. Jin touched his chin and looked up and down at the big baby with bright eyes. The child could find his own pistol from Zhuozhou Li. He was supposed to be a master of discernment, and he looked so smart. He must have inherited his parents' excellent talent. If he could take him with him, he would be able to achieve something in time. Baobuqi can defeat those old men's proud disciples!
He doesn't dare to move the little one any more. If he is in a hurry, he will shoot himself. The only thing left isHowever, he is not such a person who gives up easily. Since the big one can't turn around, can the small one? Old Jin moved his eyes not far away, still staring at his two children on guard.
Mr. Jin stops in a hurry. He looks at the smiley expression on Feng tingye's face. He instinctively feels that the scar on his face pulls out, which makes him grin at once. The idea of letting someone abandon his school and switch to his own school rises in his mind, which is strangled in the cradle.
It seems that he had expected that things would turn out like this. He stepped in front of Xia Yuqing. His sword clattered and drew a little from his waist.
"Ah, Mr. Xu, that guy is so cunning! No way... " Old gold seems to think of something, Dunzhu body, and then quickly toward the summer rain fine rushed in the past.
“……” Xia Yuqing is embarrassed for a moment. She really doesn't understand that she is such a half-way monk. What can these elders do for the gun? Keke, believe me, this thing is absolutely an accident. The Lun family has a plug-in, and even if you want to accept me, I can't make a different pistol, zunda!
"No wonder Mr. Xu always brags about his little apprentice all day, but he always hides and tucks in. He never lets us take a look at him. He is worried that we will rob him."
The hot gaze made Xia Yuqing's smile stiff for a moment. A bad premonition came into being. It's not surprising
After studying the pistol, Mr. Jin reluctantly returns the gun to the big baby and turns to see Xia Yuqing.
Xia Yuqing is so embarrassed that she looks at Mr. Jin up and down the pistol. Fortunately, the bullet has been taken out. Otherwise, Xia Yuqing is really afraid that the pistol can't help Mr. Jin's unruly "impoliteness" and he will be killed!
“……” So modern things fall into the eyes of the ancients who have only seen cold weapons. Of course, they are extremely ingenious. Otherwise, the people who design these things in the future will not live in vain for hundreds of years?
Mr. Jin quickly took it over and felt the whole pistol with ecstasy, sighing: "so it is. Why didn't I think of this design? There are also grooves, which are used to put those Those things called bullets? I said how old man Xu made me make such a strange thing at that time. It was supposed to be put in it. But it's so powerful to put it in. I didn't expect that. It's wonderful! It's wonderful
His father and emperor all spoke, and the big baby had to admit his life. He took out all the bullets in the gun and handed the gun out with a cold hum.
Just want to turn away, but heard a familiar voice from the top of the head inserted in: "yes, but the bullet must be taken out." The last sentence is obviously for the big baby.
Big baby's head also burst out a big red crossroads, Ya of, this dead old man also want to advance an inch?!
"Woo Let me touch it, then Old Jin put up his index finger and pleaded.
The big baby heard some impatient duzui and said: "Hey, what? Didn't you say just one look? I've seen it all. What are you dissatisfied with? "
"Ah, ah, ah..." Seeing his favorite equipment escaping from his own eyes, the pain was comparable to that of a foodie. Seeing a cooked duck fly away from his own eyes, old man Jin suddenly uttered a cry of panic.
"The bracket, the structure and the combination are beautiful, simple, luxurious, grand and perfect. It's perfect." Old Jin stares at the gun in the big baby's hand. He just wants to touch it, but the big baby is quick to take it back.
As soon as he saw the pistol in his big baby's hand, a pair of eyes that had already gone through the vicissitudes of life suddenly lit up, and the flash light with a power of kW nearly blinded everyone's titanium alloy dog eyes again.
The big baby reluctantly took out the hidden pistol again.
Wind Ting Ye seems to understand something, and his lips are slightly crooked. He nods to the big baby.
Hearing the call from the mother, the big baby turns around and looks at her. Then he looks up at Feng tingye holding his thigh.
“……” Xia Yuqing was scared out of her skin by his sudden call for intimacy. She shivered. But looking at old Jin's pitiful appearance, she couldn't bear it. She had to call softly: "Dudu, good boy, show me the gun."
Seeing that the child is not easy to turn around, Mr. Jin has no choice but to turn to Xia Yuqing, who is not far away, for help
With a "click", Mr. Jin's glass heart, which was hard to mend, broke again and again.
After insulting her mother and teasing her sister, she even wanted to shoot her own pistol. There was no door! No, there are no windows!
“……” The big baby looked at the old man who was smiling at him, rolled his eyes, turned around silently, and left a back to him.Just when everyone thought that old Jin would not change his mind and still want to fight against the second baby, he squatted down a few steps away from the eldest baby, raised his smile that he thought he was kind, which was similar to strange corn, and looked at the eldest baby expectantly and said, "honey, darling, would you like to show that thing to your grandfather? At a glance... "
The big baby defends his younger sister and shrinks back. Lin's face also sinks.
Old gold seems like a magic barrier, whispered a few words, brush raised his head, step by step toward the big baby.
After a while, many people heard him murmur: "no wonder No wonder Xu Laoer only let us divide the work and get so many pieces of parts, but he refused to let us see the complete drawings. After doing it well, he turned around and didn't recognize people. He mysteriously put things together and refused to let us have a look at them. If we hadn't been clever and had a sneak look, we still didn't know what he had made us do. But who could have thought that such a pile of scattered parts could be such a gorgeous and powerful thing when assembled? Who could have thought that... "
“……” The expression on Jin Lao's face cracked for a moment, and the whole person was broken.
The old man still had a dull expression on his face. Xia Yuqing continued: "then, unfortunately, the bear took the gun as a gift and refused to return it. So It's now soy sauce purple. "
Cloud more guilty of dry smile twice, touching the nose turned his head.
"And then it happened that this gun was taken as a gift and thrown into my two children's weekly gift." Speaking of this, Xia Yuqing glanced at the direction of Yue in the cloud.
“……”
"After that, master gave the finished product back to me."
“……”
"But because neither master nor I know alchemy, I asked master to help me find someone to make it for me."
“……”
Xia Yuqing coughed twice and said, "it's also the master I gave the drawings to."
Xia Yuqing's short words make the messy Xu stiff. He turns around and looks at Xia Yuqing in shock.
Xia Yuqing once again looked at the strange old man in front of him, who seemed to be in a mess in the wind. She put out her hand to wipe the cold sweat on her head, cleared her throat and said, "in fact, I drew the drawing of this pistol."
At that time, she didn't feel anything. She just felt that she must be a very powerful person. Now she wants to Is the so-called contemporary master the one in front of us This old man?
Xia Yuqing looks at old Jin who has already begun to look up to the sky and scream bitterly. She can't help falling a cold sweat on the back of her head. After a short period of consternation, Xia Yuqing suddenly remembered that when he had given the drawing to Xu to help him make the pistol, Xu once said that he knew a very powerful alchemist of the present age. With his help, he would be able to make the pistol easily.
"It's not me. Who is it? Said, how can this thing be in the hands of this little hairy child? At the beginning, old man Xu didn't even let us touch it. No, he didn't even want to take a look at it. How could he put such an important thing on a little boy? Ah... "
"Oh, so it is." Xia Yuqing was startled by Jin Lao's yelling. She came back in a dazed way. Then she was excited and yelled, "what, are you making this thing?"
"Of course I know it!" As if he had been stabbed in some painful foot, he said angrily, "this thing is made by me and those old men. How can I not recognize it?"
Is it hard for the old man to wear such clothes that he even knows the pistol? Xia Yuqing looks at Jin Lao without any trace, muttering in his heart.
"Cough, children don't understand. Mr. Jin, forgive me!" When Xia Yuqing saw this, she coughed twice and said, "but listen to Mr. Jin, how do you know this This thing? "
"Well?" The big baby is on guard and takes back the gun in his hand. Then he turns around and pulls his younger sister to hide behind fengtingye. He completely ignores the little eyes of Mr. Jin.
Unexpectedly, Jin was stunned for a moment, but he pushed her away. The smile on his face completely disappeared. He stared at the pistol in the big baby's hand and said excitedly: "how can this thing be in your hand?"
"Grandpa, are you ok?" Yuying was also startled by the sudden change. After returning to her senses, she just exclaimed and came forward to help old Jin.
Xia Yuqing looks at the farce in front of her mouth and sighs. As expected, she should confiscate the gun in the big baby's hand. From time to time, she comes to the magic horse. Be careful. I really can't stand it!
Finally Finally, one day, it's no longer Laozi who respects that horrible silver pimple! Wow ha ha Cloud more heart villain looked up at the sky and laughed wildly for a few seconds, and silently bowed his head to hide his face and cried. Mom, it's the first time in my life that I feel moved to tears! How sad!Cloud more a face of gloating at a buttock sitting on the ground, like scared urine of old gold and behind that has been destroyed more than half, crumbling bamboo wall.
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