Xia Mingxi is very upset recently, very upset, especially upset!

Unfortunately, as a member of the royal family of Xia, he is walking on the watershed of his life recently, and he feels that if he makes a mistake, he will be doomed from now on.

The reason is that his eldest brother is too tough. He married his sister-in-law and gave birth to his first child soon. He got a man at one stroke and gave birth to two. His two younger sisters are even more powerful. One is directly both dragon and Phoenix, killing people in seconds, and the other is directly unmarried and pregnant, running away with a ball. Living in such a powerful family, Xia Mingxi is really under great pressure. But these are not the key points. The key point is that as a top-notch otaku in the 21st century, he only loves two times in his life. Xia Mingxi is suffering from the oppression and devastation of feudal society and kings, and the biggest challenge in his life - forced marriage!

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"!"

Without waiting for him to recover, a buzz came straight at him from the ground and the top of his head.

Xia Mingxi reached for a touch, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it. His eyes suddenly tightened: "the taste is Honey? "

With a crack, accompanied by the brittle sound of the ball, the viscous liquid poured on Xia Mingxi's head.

"Top of the head?" Xia Mingxi did not doubt that he looked up and saw a black thing smashing down on his head. He didn't even have time to dodge.

Big baby suddenly a high drink, Xia Mingxi reflexively frozen body, then he heard big baby and called a: "look at the top of the head."

"Yes, that's it. Stand still."

"Where?" Xia Mingxi looked up, but the bright sunlight dazzled his eyes.

"Just a little ahead." The big baby stepped back a few steps without any trace and whispered.

Xia Mingxi followed the big baby to a big tree and asked, "Dudu, where's your kite?"

Xia Yuqing and ER Baobao were attracted by the delicious food at the same table, but they didn't find that there were fewer people in the room.

"It's very kind of you, uncle." The big baby said happily, it's good to cover up the evil quality in his eyes. Hum, since you dare to covet my sister, don't blame me!

"Kite?" Xia Mingxi was dazzled by the big baby's bright smile and said reflexively, "OK, OK, I'll take it for you."

Big baby swept one eye to the room, suddenly saw squatting in the corner of Xia Mingxi. The big baby's eyes are tiny. He walks towards Xia Mingxi and taps each other's shoulder. When the other party turns around, he raises an innocent smile and says, "Uncle Huang, Dudu just played with a kite outside. He accidentally hangs the kite on a tree. Can you help me take it down?"

Xia Mingxi is extremely forced to squat on one side of the lost circle, big baby suddenly came in from the outside.

Xia Mingxi is driven by Xia Yuqing to one side like a duck. Listening to Xia Yuqing's words, he tears again. Wuwuwu, little Huangmei, can't you compare with the dishes on that table in your heart?

Xia Yuqing looked at him scornfully, grabbed the cake on the table and put it into his mouth, saying: "anyway, I've already said the method. It's up to you whether you do it or not. Get out of the way. Don't disturb our eating. Speaking of all, brother Erhuang, your cook's cooking skill is very good, although it's worse than our green pistil. "

“…… Running away from home? " Xia Mingxi stiffened for a moment, hugged his head and got mad. "I thought it was a good way to run away from home! No, no, if I'm caught back, my father will break my leg! "

"The way is..." Xia Yuqing pointed to Xia Mingxi's head, "you Run away from home. "

"What is it? Say it, say it Xia Mingxi's eyes suddenly brightened, and he was looking at Xia Yuqing, as if he was looking at a savior of all living beings.

“stop!” Xia Yuqing couldn't bear to cover her ears and shake off her goose bumps. She said helplessly, "well, this method is not without..."

Xia Mingxi's face changed slightly. He quickly hugged Xia Yuqing's thigh and cried: "little imperial sister, you can't do this to me! At least we are fellow villagers! As the saying goes, we depend on our parents at home and on our friends when we go out. It's hard for us to cross such a place where birds don't lay eggs and there is no human rights! If you and I don't support each other and work together in the same boat, there will be no more love in this world! Little Huangmei, you can't wait for your help! As a great young man who is determined to contribute everything to the second dimension in the era of democracy, if I want to marry a strange woman whom I haven't met several times, it's like letting me die! Little Huangmei, do you have the heart to let me die under the rule of feudal society? Little Huangmei, little Huangmei... "

The smile on Xia Yuqing's face suddenly froze, and she replied: "it doesn't work. It doesn't matter. You can continue to pretend to be ill. I can't wait for my father to take you out of the house and send you directly to the bridal chamber. Where are you going to cry? "“……” Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing that "how can I be so smart, so witty, praise me quickly, praise me quickly" villain's success, speechless and choking back, "little imperial sister, can I say that your idea is very swish?"

"Can't you?" Looking at Xia Mingxi's dull appearance, Xia Yuqing thought again and said, "be more cruel, brother Erhuang. You've disfigured yourself with that knife. I'm sure there won't be girls willing to marry you in this life. Once and for all!"

“……” Xiaohuangmei, are you sure you're not playing games with me?

"Well, this one." Xia Yuqing pondered for a moment, eyes slightly bright way, "otherwise, you go over the wall to fall, break an arm and leg and so on, pretend to be half disabled, other people's girls will take the initiative to retire, not entangle you."

"Well, don't look at me like that. It makes my back cool. Don't care what kind of person I like. Give me some advice on how to avoid this marriage Xia Mingxi put the discomfort behind him and brought the topic back to the main topic.

At the same time, Xia Mingxi suddenly feels a chill behind him. In summer, he shivers abruptly. He turns his head and looks at his back, but finds that there is no one behind him. When he twists his eyebrows, he is a little confused. In the daytime Hit a ghost?!

The big baby thought about it for a while and said, "deal!"

"Well, we have a lot of criminal records. If we go, my second uncle will not believe it, but you are different, so..."

After listening to their plans, the big baby said, "since you've all arranged, why don't you find someone by yourself?"

The two brothers were overjoyed. They approached the baby and whispered: "we are like this And then it's like this again... "

The baby felt his chin and thought for a moment, then whispered: "how to do it?"

The smile on Xia Yuze's face was slightly stiff, and he coughed like a big man: "my father said that there is no forever friend or forever enemy in this world. Our goal is to cooperate with you, otherwise we can do it ourselves, but in that case..."

The big baby took a look at them and said quietly, "cooperation? If I remember correctly, we just had a fight two days ago, right

"That's right. I think your second uncle is also very upset. It happens that we are, too. So let's cooperate!"

"Second uncle?" The big baby's eyes narrowed, and there was a light in them.

"I'd like to discuss with you how to treat my second uncle."

"What?"

Xia Yuhan was stunned. Knowing that the big baby had misunderstood, he quickly said, "don't misunderstand. We didn't come here for this, but..."

Xia Yuhan and his wife lead the big baby to a hidden tree. The big baby picks his eyebrows and says, "what do you want to do? Do you want to fight each other like last time?"

The big baby's eyebrows are twisted. Do these two boys want him to go out alone and beat each other? The big baby weighed it and made sure he had a gun. Even if the two boys really wanted to bully each other, they could step back and carefully jump off the chair and run out.

See big baby raised his head, Xia Yuze busy hands of the mirror a close, hand toward his back pointed to.

The big baby is wrinkling a small face, thinking about how to deal with the Padawan who covets his sister. Suddenly, he sees a bright light in front of him, and some discomfort. Looking up, he sees two little peas hiding in the door, holding a mirror and shaking towards himself in the sunlight.

“?” Xia Yuhan tilted his head and looked at his brother in a daze. Although he didn't know what his brother was going to do, he still followed his brother out secretly.

A moment later, Xia Yuze took a picture of his brother, who was also gnawing a drumstick in his arms. He said: "if you still eat, your future daughter-in-law will be gone. Put it down and let's go out."

Xia Yuze, who has been waiting for an opportunity on the side, listens to Xia Yuqing's conversation and looks at the big baby's face again. He seems to understand something. His big eyes seem to have some bad ideas.

In this way, the reason why my sister just fell down may be caused by this strange corn! The big baby looks at the second baby's fear of Xia Mingxi, and feels more and more that what he thinks is right. The uncle he just met is a big Coyote plotting against his second baby!

Listening to the conversation between the two, the big baby also narrowed his eyes dangerously. It seems that his uncle is not a good thing. He dares to beat his sister when he is very old.

“……” All said I didn't mean that, but you think too much, so little Huangmei, can you stop looking at me with that kind of abnormal and strange eyes! Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing mother and daughter in the eyes of chiguoguo defense, thoroughly in the wind messy!

After staring at each other for a long time, Xia Yuqing suddenly said, "in the future, it's five meters away from my home, no Ten meters can't get close at will, otherwise I won't fly you. "

“……”

"Do you have such a metaphor? Metaphor doesn't work! "Xia Mingxi listens to Xia Yuqing's warning low roar, the whole person is petrified for a few seconds, unable to say: '" I'm just using a metaphor. "

"I tell you, there is a generation gap between our second baby and you in your twenties. You are more than enough to be her father. Don't try to extend your claws to her, or I won't interrupt you!"

“!” Xia Yuqing hears Xia Mingxi's words, and suddenly remembers that her second brother is still the legendary Lori Kong. Look what he says It won't be for her second baby

The second baby suddenly heard someone call his name. He looked up from a pile of food with a puzzled face. As a result, he saw the uncle who looked at him with hairy eyes not long ago. He shrank back and hid behind Xia Yuqing.

"And..." Xia Mingxi met Xia Yuqing's puzzled eyes and said, "you don't know. I only like that kind of little Laurie, just like your dundundun."

“…… All right

"It's two different things!"

“…… Why don't you go away and never come back on the road of foundation building? "

Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing and laughed wildly. His face turned red: "just It's not like that. I just I've just seen too many binary I'm a virtuous man of the second dimension. I'll stick to the road of the second dimension all my life. I'll never come back! "

"Since it's not ugly, why are you so repulsive? Is it difficult... " Xia Yuqing's eyes flashed slightly, and she came close to Xia Mingxi's ear and said with a low smile, "brother Erhuang, you can't be wrong with women. Wow, ha ha ha. Sure enough, my eyes are right. You are really a person who has been oppressed for thousands of years. Ha ha ha ha ha..."

"Well, those girls are not very ugly to tell the truth." On the contrary, they are very beautiful, but

"Well..." Xia Yuqing laughed enough, rubbed her sore stomach for a breath, and said intermittently, "what do you do when you are so angry? Does that person point out to you a very ugly ugly woman to be your future crown princess? "

"All right, all right, don't laugh!" Xia Mingxi angrily roared, the whole person to the table a lie down, his face to his arms under a buried, want to dig directly on the table to bury himself, stuffy voice way, "have this time to laugh, might as well help me think of a way, how to escape this robbery."

Xia Mingxi looks at Xia Yuqing beating the table and laughing. A few drops of cold sweat are rolling down on his head. No matter what, he is also one of the five good youths in the 21st century. It's not as bad as she said. Wuwuwuwu, he feels that his poor youth's heart has been fatally hit and has been broken to the ground!

"Poof..." Xia Yuqing came back to her senses and tried to cover her mouth in a hurry, but she was still a little late after all. She couldn't help laughing and said, "ha ha ha, you're the only one who forced her to marry? Ha ha, ha ha. It's killing me. My father must have seen that with your appearance, few women will like you except men, so I'm ready to start first. I'll point out a marriage to you casually, so that you can have a thought. Ha ha ha... "

Xia Mingxi bitter a face, solemnly nodded.

After a long time, Xia Yuqing swallowed hard: "what did you just say? Are you forced to marry? "

Xia Yuqing is stiff all over. She stares at Xia Mingxi. She can't believe it. The drumsticks in her mouth just click and fall to the table.

"Well, it's a long story. To put it simply Xia Mingxi slapped the table, and the immortal spirit that he had just managed to maintain was once again clean. Xia Mingxi simply told the whole story, and then he stepped on the chair beside him as soon as he lifted his clothes. He concluded indignantly, "my highness has been forced to marry."

Xia Mingxi is depressed, then hear Xia Yuqing back a: "don't just say me, how are you recently? Listen to Xiang'er, they say that you have been sick for several days. Look at your look and just now you are alive. It doesn't look like you have just recovered from a serious illness? " Is it a comeback?

Have you ever seen a good baby pour chili water into the tea that the elders drink? Have you ever seen a good baby steal your toilet paper or your clothes when you go to the bathroom? Have you ever seen

“……” Nice and cute? If these two little demons are really good and lovely, then there will be no more little demons in the world!

Joke, that's my future daughter-in-law. If I can't get along with her, how can I build a harmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? She is a magnanimous mother-in-law. Of course, she has to tolerate the little flaws of her future daughter-in-law. Ha ha ha

Xia Yuqing put something in her mouth. She looked up and said, "Ozawa and Hanhan are lovely. What's wrong with them?"

"Er..." Xia Mingxi saw Xia Yuze acting coquettishly with Xia Yuqing again, and his eyebrows trembled uncontrollably. Finally, he couldn't help asking, "little Well, this Do you seem to get along well with the two children of his family? "

Xia Yuqing's own twins, needless to say, but why did the two big brothers become so clever today? Abnormal, it's so abnormal!As soon as Xia Mingxi sat down, he found something wrong. Just now, he was immersed in the joy of seeing Xia Yuqing again. He didn't pay attention to it. Only then did he find that Xia Yuqing had four children beside her, in addition to cui'er's familiar faces.

Xia Yuqing and ER Baobao's eyes straightened when they saw the rich dishes on the table. Quan Dang is in his home. As soon as he sits down, he fights with the dishes on the table.

Yingge knew that there were guests in the house today, so she specially prepared a lot of good dishes.

Therefore, a group of people moved toward Xia Mingxi's family dining place happily.

However, Xia Yuqing will not refuse to eat.

Xia Yuqing is embarrassed to see this. In her heart, brother Erhuang, you are becoming more and more proficient in the split personality transformation! Be careful to turn into snake disease in the future!

"By the way, little Have you had lunch? It's just noon. Yingge should have prepared lunch. Let's talk while eating. " Xia Mingxi also seems to find that he has just been a bit impolite, washed his nose, face a whole recovery of the usual appearance, change the topic.

“……” Finished, really confused, this began to talk nonsense!

"Woo woo, it's nothing. I'm just a little desperate for this broken world." Xia Mingxi wiped the man's tears on his face and said with a forced smile.

"Well Brother Erhuang, this is... " Xia Yuqing saw Xia Mingxi's appearance that the sky was about to collapse. She smoked the corner of her mouth and asked anxiously, second emperor brother, is this fever burning her brain?

As soon as Xia Mingxi got a positive reply from Xia Yuqing, he immediately felt that it was dark. Good heavens! Why can Mao, who is more terrible than his elder martial brother, give birth to such a lovely and soft loli! From the principle of genetics, development, species and other disciplines, it's not scientific at all, OK?

"Yes." Xia Yuqing naturally answers, and looks at Xia Mingxi with a puzzled face. The child is not born by himself or by others? She thinks that it depends on whether her master is willing!

After receiving Xia Yuqing's slightly suggestive gaze, Xia Mingxi suddenly responds that Xia Yuqing is now in men's clothing, so he pretends to cough softly and says: "you just said that the child is Feng tingye and "My child?"

Xia Mingxi didn't know that when he first met him, he was thought about by someone who was more terrible than his eldest brother's bear child. At the moment, he was staring at Xia Yuqing and ER Baobao in surprise and said: "Emperor Cough... "

The big baby thought like this, her eyes narrowed slightly, and showed some hostility to the emperor's uncle whom she met for the first time.

Big baby see two baby so, eyes dangerous squint up, dundun this is afraid of this uncle? If he was right just now, when they came, his sister fell in front of the man, but the man was not moved at all. He let his lovely sister fall on the ground and no one cared about it?!

"Two Second uncle The second baby is still facing Xia Mingxi's gaze. She is afraid to hide behind her brother.

"Look at my memory." Xia Yuqing then remembered that she was still with a few children. She got up and straightened her clothes and said, "come on, I'll introduce you. This is your second emperor's uncle, dundundun, Dudu. Call someone quickly."

"Mother Little uncle, this is... " Before Xia Yuhan, the eldest baby helps the second baby up from the ground and successfully obstructs the attentive seedling of a steamed stuffed bun. He turns his head and looks at the person who is under the pressure of his mother and asks in a low voice.

When Xia Mingxi was defeated by Xia Yuqing's fierce attack, several young calls on the side successfully rescued him from the fire and water.

“……” I I'm speechless!

As soon as Xia Mingxi said this, Xia Yuqing began to tremble with laughter: "Oh, look at what you said, brother Erhuang. What's the point of straightness these days? If you break it, you can't bend it?"

Xia Mingxi was so embarrassed that he replied: "but little Huang Mei, I'm a straight brother."

“……” Little imperial sister, the kind of thing that a man gives birth to a son can only happen in the mysterious second dimension, OK? I told you that you should not always read those disorderly colored books on weekdays, which will affect your physical and mental development!

"What's the matter with the man? It has become the mainstream of the times for men to have children. Second brother, you are out. "

“……” Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing with a dull face and groaned, "little Huangmei, your second huangxiong, I'm a man!"

"Of course, I came to see you, second brother. Let me see you. You look thinner. Is it true that you are ill? Elder brother and Xiang'er both said that you were sick recently. I'm embarrassed to let you go to elder brother's house to see us? What's going on? Is it a fever or a cold? " Xia Yuqing put Xia Mingxi in an overwhelming posture and started to attack him. Then suddenly, her eyes lit up and she was very excited and said, "is it difficult to have it? Whose is it? Whose is it? Which bank of men with such foresight has finally won the second emperor's elder brother, you have been accepted for ten thousand years. Tell me quickly

"Little Huangmei, why are you here?" Xia Mingxi and Xia Yuqing fell to the ground, there are still some difficult to react, a face Zheng ran looked at the pressure on their own Xia Yuqing.“……” I knew it would be like this! Cui'er, who is closely behind Xia Yuqing, looks up at the sky silently. Quan Dang doesn't see it.

"Dear two Two Brother Erhuang, here I am Now It's too late

"Little Huangmei!" Xia Mingxi exclaimed in surprise. She watched Xia Yuqing pause after seeing herself. Then, her face suddenly burst out with a very bright smile. She moved her feet and flew towards Xia Mingxi.

"The sound Do you mean... " Xia Mingxi turns his head and looks at the children running not far away and the children following them

"Dundun, where are you? It's true. They said, "don't run around in other people's homes."

Unexpectedly, some people rushed over from afar before they could make a move.

"Ah, you..." Xia Mingxi sees that the second baby is shrinking back. He is like waking up from a dream. He knows that his recent gaffe may have scared the little girl, so he reaches out his hand to pull the second baby up.

The second baby saw that his uncle didn't help him and didn't speak, so he just stared at himself. That kind of looking at the rare animal's vision platform is too explicit, scared the second baby can't help shrinking his neck, on the buttocks to the ground posture back, eyes also showed a bit of fear and defense.

Kawai! Xia Mingxi a Leng, staring at the fall on the ground of the second baby, head inside the Shu floated out so three big words, but also cycle rolling! How can there be such a cute creature in the world? Isn't such a cute loli supposed to exist only in the second dimension? In the third dimension to see god horse must be my eyes, must be my eyes!

As a result, as soon as he got to the gate of the hospital, he felt that his feet were heavy. With a slap, Xia Mingxi was stunned and looked down. However, he saw a small baby with pink carving and jade carving fell at his feet. He looked at Xia Mingxi curiously with his round face and big eyes like black grapes.

What are these two monsters doing here? Xia Mingxi tried to resist the impulse to turn around and run away, but he followed Yingge to the front.

When Xia Mingxi heard that two steamed stuffed buns from his eldest brother's family had arrived, his bright and sad face turned into a cloudy face.

However, to Su Mei's surprise, this time she did not come to the two demons, but Four

"The two princes in the prince's mansion?" Su Mei's face changed slightly, and her heart was not good. What happened to the two devil kings?

Yingge came over in a hurry and saw that Su Mei loosened her mouth and said, "you go to the front to wait. The two princes of the prince's royal family have come to visit the second Royal Highness with people."

"Sister Yingge, why are you here? Where are you going in such a hurry? "

There was a lot of noise in the yard. Suddenly, there was a sound of footwork outside. As soon as the people stopped talking, they turned around and saw another big girl in a hurry.

In the courtyard, the boy who cleans with her head down can't help smoking again. What's the matter with these girls? Are you addicted to gossip? Is there no taboo in such a big news?

“……”

"And..."

"And the daughter of the governor who had been blushing at our highness at the last banquet seemed to be ok..."

"It's just possible, but I didn't say it must be. I think the young lady of the Taifu family is good... "

"The lady of Shangshu's family? Isn't that young lady waiting to be an old lady for many years? "

Su Mei pondered and said, "well, I heard that she meant to refer to the lady in the family of Shang Shu..."

Several people pondered for a moment, found that it was really such a situation, looked at each other, and then said curiously: "did the emperor say what kind of future Prince and concubine he would point out to his highness?"

"No, think about it. His royal highness and the fifth Prince got married one after another. Although the fifth prince was a little unlucky, he suffered a lot just after he got married. But the prince's highness now even two children are almost one year old. They can run and jump, not to mention how lovely. Now even the third princess, who is much younger than our highness, is going to get married. Our highness is not too young, and she is still a girl who talks about marriage. Do you think the emperor can be in no hurry? "

"Forced marriage?" A group of girls surprised stare big eyes, can't believe staring at Su Mei.

Su Mei glanced at the crowd, coughed softly and said, "our highness, this is forced marriage."

Su Mei is Xia Mingxi's servant girl. She knows a lot more than these little girls. When she opens her mouth, the girls all gather together and stare at her curiously.

"What is that, sister Sumei?"

"Well." Su Mei nodded to them, turned her head and took a look at Xia Mingxi, who was not far away and was immersed in the miserable atmosphere. Recently, several people mysteriously replied, "your second highness is not worried about those things."

They followed the reputation and saw a well-dressed big girl coming towards them: "sister Sumei.""Do you really don't know or don't you know?" Several people are saying, suddenly listen to the side to upload a slightly helpless female voice.

The boy cleaning the yard at the side listened to the excited conversation of several girls and said in his heart: "girls in real age are not ordinary gossip, tut tut..."

"Needless to say, in the Xia Kingdom, who doesn't know that among the princesses and princesses in the royal family, the emperor's favorite is the third princess."

The girl who asked just now nodded her head and suddenly realized, "it's like this. The three princesses are really loved by the emperor!"

"What do you know? Can marriage from the palace be the same as marriage from the third princess' mansion? The emperor took the three princesses back to the palace and let her marry directly from the palace, which shows that the emperor attaches great importance to the three princesses. Use this method to tell the third princess's future mother-in-law that the whole royal family is the backer of the third princess. After the third princess married, even if her mother-in-law is the imperial master who is in power, she must take care of the face of the royal family, treat the third princess well, and dare not slightest neglect the third princess. The emperor is supporting the third princess, which can't be seen. It's really white in this house After all these years. Have you ever seen a princess like the third princess enjoy such treatment

"Well, why is the third princess to be taken back to the palace? Isn't it closer to get married directly from the third princess's mansion? "

"Yes, it's said that the third princess will be married soon. All the members of the meeting will be brought into the palace, waiting for the wedding day to be sent directly from the palace to the Taishi mansion! Our royal highness and the three princesses are so close on weekdays that they are going to get married. Your highness is in a bad mood.

"three Princess highness?"

"No, his second highness hasn't even gone out of the gate of the prince's mansion these days, not to mention meeting his highness in the prince's mansion. How can he reprimand him?" Another girl took the call, and the mysterious mysterious way said, "let me say, your highness should be the three princess's highness."

"This is the 561 sighing of the second highness in recent days." One of the girls pinched her fingers and sighed. She was worried and asked, "what's the matter with your second highness? Have you been reprimanded by your highness again? "

"Sighed, sighed, sighed your second highness!" On the side, it seems busy, but in fact, I don't know how many times the girl who came to spy on the enemy suddenly gave out a low cry.

On this day, as usual, Xia Mingxi had enough to eat and drink. He leaned against a cold and bleak window, held his cheek in one hand, and looked at the sky 45 degrees bright and sad. A moment later, the thin lips overflowed with a heavy sigh: "Alas..."

As a result, Xia Mingxi, who has suffered a great blow, has been saying that he is ill and staying at home all these days, pretending to be a thinker.

Forced marriage! For an otaku who has long been determined to completely contribute his pure body and mind to the second dimension, this is a disaster!

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