Chapter 2412

The boy's urine gushing into the sky was as powerful as a rocket. It was sprayed on Dong Lijie's cheeks, driving Dong Lijie almost crazy.

"Ah! Ah!" the most deadly thing was that when Dong Lijie was sprayed on her face by the suddenly ejected urine, she instinctively opened her mouth and screamed because she couldn't react at the first time.

The boy's urine against the sky not only sprayed on Dong Lijie's face, but also went into Dong Lijie's mouth along Dong Lijie's big mouth when she screamed wildly.

After all the urine was spilled, the little guy shook his body and giggled happily on his face.

The little girl was put on the carpet like the little guy.

At the moment, seeing Dong Lijie's embarrassed appearance, the little girl seemed to know that it was very funny. She learned that adults used soft, or even stretched, little feet to touch and clap with their little hands, and gave a "giggle" laugh.

Finally, Dong Lijie peed on her face. The little guy seemed to be amused by the little girl. The two children lay on the blanket like a turned turtle, shaking and laughing desperately.

Like that, the lovely cloud paper heart is about to melt.

"Ah! He, bah, bah, bah! He actually, actually! Vomit -" Dong Lijie ran to one side like crazy, put her hand on her mouth, desperately dug out the urine in her mouth and vomited.

"It's all right. This child is only a few months old. The boy's urine is pure. Some places still take the boy's urine to boil eggs! And the eggs taste delicious! Wipe them with a paper towel!"

At this time, the teacher of the baby training class came over and kindly handed a stack of napkins to Dong Lijie.

Dong Lijie stretched out her hand and dug into her mouth. When she saw that she couldn't dig out the boy's urine that had just accidentally flowed into her mouth, her vomiting eyes burst into tears and turned red.

Reaching out and patting off the paper handed over by the teacher of the baby training class, Dong Lijie fiercely left a cruel word against Yunjian, turned around and left in embarrassment: "wait for me! I want to let your King team and you! You are no longer qualified to stay in the army!"

Then he ran away.

That posture, probably went to the hospital for gastric lavage.

After Dong Lijie ran away, the teacher and Wang Xiaolan remained stunned.

"Yun Jian, what did she mean by the army just now?" Wang Xiaolan asked Yun Jian.

It seems that the King team... Is not a game?

"You understand what I mean." Yunjian squinted. She didn't look at Dong Lijie again, but said a seemingly understandable word to Wang Xiaolan.

Then she continued to learn the parenting methods taught by the teacher of the baby training class.

......

At the end of the day, Adam and Morson still couldn't think of a good name.

Yun Jian and Si Yi only took their children back to Longmen market when they were five months old. Because Dong Ruan was a senior official, they were not in a hurry to enter their hukou.

Before entering the account, they plan to get engaged first.

Late at night, 10:30 p.m.

Yunjian nursed the two children to sleep, put them in the cradle, turned to the bedroom bathroom and planned to take a bath and sleep.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Yunjian stepped into the bathroom, Siyi followed.

At this moment, Yun Jian just took off his coat and saw Si Yi coming. Although they had looked at each other naked for many times, her face was still blushing when Si Yi stared at her.

But Si Yi came over and pressed her on the washing table, and then

"No, the child is still outside..."

Yun Jian's face was ruddy when she was carried to the washing table by Si Yi.

"Ma Ma ah ah ah ah ah..." just as Si Yi was about to do something bad, a child's voice suddenly sounded in the bedroom.

Hearing the voice, it was like an affair. Yunjian didn't dare to move.

The next second, the child in the bedroom turned over and turned out to be dreaming.

"They won't wake up. If they wake up, I'll throw them outside the door," said Si Yi impolitely. After that, he had taken off the last cover of Yunjian.

As soon as you lift your hand to your ass, you