"Hum, you'll be jealous. I'll go back and kill you with hundreds of thousands of dollars." Ning Fan said indignantly.

"Well, if you want hundreds of thousands of people to kill me, I'll be willing to. Then I'll not only be the village head, but also buy the township head's officials as well. What a bull to be proud of!"

"Well, you wait for me." Ning Fan said hatefully, "go and call my mother to answer the phone, and Xiao Qing."

"Cut, miser, I haven't said a few words to you, you'll feel sorry for the phone bill, return the millionaire, boast! You wait for me, I'll call for you. " Chen Ergou swears away. He hears a roar coming from the microphone, which makes his ears ache.

"Auntie, Ning fan, that son of a bitch called back. Come and answer the phone quickly."

After a while, I heard the sound of Dong Dong from far to near. Then I was picked up on the phone, and a big scold came from thousands of miles away.

"Ning fan, you ungrateful son of a bitch, I've raised you for so many years, you go out so many days to call me, do you know how much I miss you? Do you know what my life is like? How pitiful it is for me to eat the last meal but not the next! I'm starving. "

Listen to this curse, Ning fan is not angry, instead, his nose is sour, and tears surge in his eyes.

When the other party finished scolding, Ning Fan said: "Mom, don't you often say that you can live better without me? Why did you go back to the pre liberation days before I left? "

"Son of a bitch, don't you know you can't believe a woman's words? Especially when you're a beautiful woman like your mother. It seems that you have forgotten what I taught you. Tell me, have you been cheated by any pretty girl in the city? Is your virginity still there? There are so many temptations in the city. Can you control them? "

On the other end of the phone came Chen Ergou's traitor laughter, and said: "aunt, Ning fan went to the red light district to find a chick."

"Go away, Chen Ergou. Can my son go to the red light district to find a girl?"

Ning fan is very embarrassed. Fortunately, there is no outsider here. If he is heard by others, he will not be killed.

"Mom, how can you say that about your son? Your son is a good man of the new era

"Son of a bitch, it's good for you to say that you are a good man in the new era. What's the standard of a good man in the new era?"

Ning fan hesitated for a moment, said: "on the hall, under the kitchen, killed the enemy, sleep of the concubine."

"Hum, you still remember, you said you were still a junior brother and a girl had never slept. What kind of good man in the new era

Ning fan is in a cold sweat. He forgets that his mother has a set of fallacies.

Other people's parents educate their sons to keep clean. She is good at instigating her sons to harm other people's girls, not one, but a bunch of girls.

Seeing that Ning fan didn't respond for a long time, her mother said again, "forget it, for the sake of your boy calling back, I won't teach you a lesson. Let me ask you a question. How is your work going

When it comes to work, Ning fan complains: "Mom, you sold your son for how much money you collected from others. You don't know how dangerous this job is."

"It's only 20000 yuan, your engagement gift? DANGER? Son of a bitch, he is always in danger of wealth. Without money, how can you marry Xiaoqing? It's not that you don't know that widow Wang only knows the virtue of money. "

After catching her breath, her mother continued: "I said you were stupid. When I taught you how to cook raw rice, widow Wang would never want to break her debt. You just didn't dare, and you didn't look like my son at all. I doubt if you were born to me, or if you were lost?"

"Mom, how can you say that? I'm not your own son. Where else can you find such a good son? " Ning fan's wronged eyes rolled straight.

Listening to the phone, Chen Ergou was also muttering: "Auntie, how can you teach Ning fan like this? What can I do if he cooks the raw rice? "

My mother snorted and said, "Er Gou, you have the virtue and want to marry Xiao Qing. I tell you, you should think of her again. Be careful I peel your skin. Besides, you've been hanging out in widow Wang's Restaurant these days. Don't think I don't know. If you dare to do something bad to my daughter-in-law, I'll make you a eunuch. "

"Auntie, you can't bully the small with the big. I'm going to be the head of the village in the future. You can't ruin my reputation." Chen Ergou pleaded wrongly that he was obviously afraid of Ning fan's mother.

"Hey, er Gou, auntie, it's also for your own good. Haven't your parents been clamoring to have grandchildren? I think the Cuihua in the village is very good. Just marry him to a big fat boy. How happy he is. "

"Auntie, you are clearing the way for Ning fan. I won't be fooled by you. Besides, Cuihua is so fat, I don't want it." Chen Ergou said angrily.

"Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days. Er Gou, you've become smart." Mother ha ha a smile, and said to Ning fan: "son of a bitch, read in you still remember mother, I warn you again, must remember the standard of a good man, if you call me next time, don't reach the standard, careful I smoke you."

Ning fan extremely aggrieved, way: "Mom, so do small Qing will have an opinion."

"Xiao Qing, come here." Mother a roar, just listen to a burst of small steps, a jiaodidi voice sounded, "Auntie."

"Well, xiaoqingguai, as a passer-by, my aunt tells you that it's not good for a man to be too simple, especially if he's still a first brother. When I'm with you in the future, he doesn't know anything. What's more interesting? So, a man must go through a hundred battles to know that he loves a woman, right? " Mother's righteous education, Ning fan listen to the sweating, I do not know what the small clear listen to this reaction.

Just listen to Xiao Qing's "um" and say: "Xiao Qing listens to my aunt. I'll do whatever she says."

The voice was like the ghost of the empty valley, with a breath of aura and no smoke. It was very comfortable to listen to. Ning fan closed his eyes and savored the wonderful voice, especially the meaning of the words made Ning fan's heart blossom.

"Well, don't worry, Auntie won't hurt you. You've been married to Auntie since you were a child. You'll be the first wife. Anyone who comes into this family will be under your control. If you don't obey the discipline, I'll beat her up and be convinced."

"Thank you, auntie. I'll be nice to Auntie in the future."

"Ha ha, I'll call you Ma and auntie later. Listen to shengfen, be good. Let's hear it." My mother is like a big gray wolf, luring the poor little sheep Xiaoqing.

Xiao Qing was so shy that she didn't cry out.