"Yes, it's so big... Er... Why do you twist my ear?"
"Asshole, look over there. I'm talking about mice!" Liu Xiaoyue gnashed her teeth angrily and hurriedly left her body from someone's back, but she didn't dare to leave too far. She had to hold his ear and pull it aside.
"I see. Don't let go! I can't stand your woman. She's just a broken mouse. As for being scared... Ouch, what's this! " Li Yang was startled.
I saw a gray creature with a sharp mouth and a long beard, fat as a cat, with a round belly, swaggering three meters away. As soon as the two claws in front of him pulled, he grabbed Liu Xiaoyue's bra and sniffed in front of his nose. Soon, the intoxicated look of lust for soul flashed in the small squint of the goods, twisted his ass and lay down with his limbs facing the sky, He covered his underwear on his face and went to sleep. From the beginning to the end, there were no birds.
"Interesting."
Li Yang was amused. This lecherous slacker is indeed a mouse. But somehow, he mutated and grew into such a relaxed and fat appearance.
"You're still laughing. You dare to drive it out quickly. It's disgusting."
While talking, Liu Xiaoyue had put on her clothes. When she saw the fat mouse, she covered her close fitting bra on her head. She couldn't help a burst of cold, and goose bumps appeared on her snow-white skin.
"Supreme god! A good woman, God has the virtue of living a good life. People cherish life and rats cherish life. It's raining so hard outside. Don't you drive it out to take its life? "
At this time, a loud voice suddenly sounded.
When they looked up, they saw a young man with a round figure stepping into the door. He has short inch hair, wears an apricot robe, holds a Buddha dust and steps on... A pair of Nike sneakers. When he looks carefully, NIMA has broken a hole and even his toes leak out
This shape almost blinded Li's high-power blocker.
Shaking her head, Liu Xiaoyue, who was full of resentment, broke out. As soon as she stepped forward, her apricot eyes were full of evil spirits, her voice was so cold that it fell off the ice residue and said, "it's none of your business. If you don't want to die, get out!"
"A good woman has beautiful eyes and natural beauty, but she can't remove the evil in her heart... Alas, it's hard to avoid the bloody disaster if she goes on like this."
The fat Taoist shook his head, sighed and shook his body gently, Hua! A string of water drops fell on the ground. The originally wet Taoist robe became dry and tidy in this instant.
Seeing this scene, Liu Xiaoyue couldn't help but Leng Leng. Shengsheng choked the impulse to hit a concealed weapon and give the fat man a bloody disaster, and said, "who are you?"
"The Supreme God, I've seen two good people, Wei Chi Yao of Longhu Mountain!"
The fat Taoist bowed his head. As soon as the Buddha dust was placed, the thatch piled on the bluestone burned strangely, and soon the fly ash and wind dissipated. As soon as the fat Taoist lifted his Taoist robe, he sat up quietly. It seemed that he was really immortal and mysterious.
Liu Xiaoyue looked solemn and said, "it's the fairy of Longhu Mountain. It's disrespectful!"
"No need to be polite! I just happened to meet him. I couldn't bear to see a good woman suffering from blood and light... "
The fat Taoist sighed with compassion on his face.
Shake your body in the rain and wave your hand to condense the fire! If it weren't for the visual shock effect of these two moves, Liu Xiaoyue had to beat ya everywhere to find her teeth.
But now
The dragon and tiger expert spoke. Alas, there are wood and wood in the disaster of blood!
Liu Xiaoyue, who had always believed in Huang Qi's art of ghosts and gods, immediately became nervous, "does the fairy have a way to resolve this?"
"Oh, I'm poor and not talented. Although I wasted more than 20 years, I've also cultivated to be familiar with the Yin and Yang of ghosts and gods." The fat Taoist smiled proudly and said, "the disaster of a good woman may be tangled in the eyes of others, but it is just a Dharma for me. It's just that it's easy to change your luck and difficult to go against your life. I'm afraid it's... "
"Fairy, but it doesn't hurt to say."
The fat Taoist sighed and said, "the good woman lacks three of the five elements. I'm afraid it's the fate of the Tiansha lone star!"
Liu Xiaoyue's body stiffened and stayed on the spot, but Li Yang couldn't help laughing.
"Wow, so you are the lone star of Tiansha." Poking Liu Xiaoyue's arm with his finger, Li Yang said with a smile: "Xing Ke's close relatives died in all directions. He was ill fated and died alone. Tut, I said how he became old after meeting you. It turned out to be so!"
Liu Xiaoyue stared at Li Yang, but she didn't speak. She didn't know what she thought. For a moment, her face was very ugly.
Then the little fat man brushed the dust and said, "this good man, you..."
"Stop, you don't want to say I have a bloody disaster, do you?" Li Yang joked.
"Although a good man has no bloody disaster, he is surrounded by peach blossoms and entangled into robbery. If he does not resolve it in time, I'm afraid the day when the disaster is imminent is not far away."
"Er!" Li Yang looked stiff and suddenly couldn't laugh.
He thought of Xie Shiling, Lin rourourou and Chu Xiaoman.
It seems, it seems, that the quiet life of drinking and picking up girls has been completely broken since I met these women. Working all day, he gets up earlier than a dog and sleeps later than a pig. It's really a hero bleeding and sweating. How sad.
Think again, is it not for Xie Shiling's little girl to put frost dew on thorns and run the risk of rushing down the street every minute to kill the bird where it doesn't shit? Therefore, the saying that peach blossoms surround the body and entangle into robbery is also
Sighed, Li wiped the corners of his eyes sadly, reached into his trouser pocket, took out all the cash, mobile phone and bank card, and carefully placed it on the ground.
At the sight of this situation, Wei Chi Yao's small eyes lit up immediately: with a fork, I was worried that I had no money to run away. I met two top-notch girls in this broken place. Tut, it's luck. I can't stop it!
I coughed twice to clear my throat. I was about to put on a pose and then use the flickering method, but suddenly I felt a bad wind coming towards me.
"Arle?" Wei Chi Yao looked stunned. Before he could react, his fat face was slapped. When he got to the time, the fat meat trembled and rippled layers of ripples. Wei Chi Yao moaned and covered his cheeks. He was about to speak. Li Yang was already ferocious and swung his thigh: "do I let you have peach blossoms around you? I let you mess up? Paralyzed, curse people on my head. You're so impatient! "
"Why are good people so violent? It's the so-called belief is there, and non belief is nothing..."
"Dare you drag the text?"
"Oh, brother, let's have something to say. Peace is precious when wandering the Jianghu. Oh, don't make a face..."
For a time, chickens and dogs were flying and dogs were jumping in the hut, and ghosts were crying and wolves were howling.
Liu Xiaoyue was stunned when she looked at the mysterious fairy who rolled around on the ground, crying for her father and mother, and lost all her master fan'er. For a long time, I just recovered and realized that I had been fooled. Even if you know the Yin and Yang of ghosts and gods, you can be beaten all over your face. This, this is bullshit! Liu Xiaoyue twitched at the corners of her mouth. She was so angry that she couldn't hold back. She also rolled up her sleeves and rushed up
Poor Wei chiyao. Although his body was fat and his defense was amazing, he was beaten to death ten minutes later. Thanks to Li Yang's quick eyes, he flew the concealed weapon fired by Liu Xiaoyue. Otherwise, he might have gone back to the blue sky and talked with the ancestor of Sanqing.
"I'm so angry that I dare to say that my sister is a lonely star of the heavenly ghost, asshole!"
Liu Xiaoyue wiped the sweat on her forehead and puffed up her small mouth. Look at that appearance, it's obviously not relieved.
"Cut, he said you believe it. You don't have a brain." Li Yangsi did not hide her contempt.
"Well, who would have thought he was so like, shaking himself into the water and waving his hand..."
Liu Xiaoyue sipped her mouth and swallowed her next words back to her stomach.
In other words, the biggest reason why she was bluffed is that her biological parents died because of herself. Therefore, the statement of punishing her parents is not unreasonable from a certain point of view.
"I'm still wandering in the Jianghu. Can't I see this trick? His clothes were soaked with a kind of watery grass juice produced by Nanyang specialty. When he didn't move, the water could condense in the cloth. If he shook a little, it would flow out and dry again. And the Buddha dust, with white phosphorus and combustion supporting agent, rubs the straw at high speed. It's strange if it doesn't catch fire... "
"Brother's eyes are like a torch. Are you also a fellow believer?" Wei chiyao lay on the ground and flattered.
"Stay there, silly fork is the same as you."
Li Yang rolled his eyes and squatted down to pick up his things. In other words, it's natural to take off the load to have fun when beating people so happy. Patting his wallet, he put it back in his pocket, hesitated, and picked up the gold medal. He was preparing to collect it. Wei chiyao suddenly exclaimed and said, "gold medal secret order, you, you are also a dark man?"
"Hey?"
Li Yang and Liu Xiaoyue were stunned at the same time. Immediately, their four eyes swished at the fat Taoist, "do you know this thing?"
"No, absolutely not!" Wei Chi Yao's eyes turned disorderly and his head shook into a rattle.
"Oh, it seems that someone doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin." Li Yang sneered. As soon as he reached out, Liu Xiaoyue tacitly handed over a willow leaf Throwing Knife and made two gestures back and forth. After some threats, the fat man looked like earth and directly drooped his head.
It turned out that this product was a contestant of Diablo 9. It was also regarded as an abandoned son and kicked out of the team. However, this guy was lucky. When he shit, he accidentally dropped the gold medal secret order into the pit, so he escaped. The other contestants of the nine departments were not so lucky. They had just assembled a team and were ambushed before they even came out of Beihe province.
"Those people are terrible. They are all demons!"
The fat man took a deep breath, his eyes flushed, his tone trembled and said, "in Hankou World War I, everyone, including the team leader, was torn to pieces... The mound was red with blood, and there were intestines and viscera everywhere. Xiaomi's head just rolled to me with blood on his face. He didn't even close his eyes... "
"Do you know who did it?"
Li Yang frowned. If the fat man's words were true, these people would be too cruel.
It's just to win the gold medal. Unexpectedly, he used abnormal methods to kill the students of the nine teams. It had to be psychologically abnormal to drive them out.
"It's the beast of four. I heard them." Wei Chi Yao gnashed his teeth.
"Huh? Nine departments govern the North Lake and the South River provinces. To the north of the four departments, how can they go in the opposite direction... It's not good. "
Liu Xiaoyue suddenly exclaimed, and Huarong said, "they can accurately find the nine positions. They must have analyzed the gold medal secret order. We are in Jiujiang. If the four must go south to Yunnan and Guizhou, if the signal is captured..."
Before Liu Xiaoyue finished speaking, the detector in her hand rang bit by bit.