How much effort does it take to uproot a willow tree?
Xie Shiling doesn't know.
But Jiang Quanlong has a score in his heart. He is a senior Water Margin fan. If he has nothing to do, he holds this water margin to study. Naturally, he knows that there is a classic bridge section in which Lu Zhishen pulls down the weeping willows. Jiang Quanlong liked this bridge section very much. He even did an experiment. He used a ten ton crane to hang a willow tree growing on the ground. As a result... It didn't hang up.
Now, Li Yang has pulled out the willow tree with his bare hands, that is to say, his strength is at least more than ten tons.
Ten tons! Twenty thousand pounds of wood! Is this still human!
Mr. Jiang Quanlong suddenly felt a little weak.
"What did you say, teacher? I didn't hear you clearly. Can you tell me again? "
At this time, Li Yang opened his mouth. He clamped the tree pole with one arm, shook it with a sneer, and clattered. The branches swept over the Boulevard, stirring up some smoke and dust.
Jiang Quanlong shivered and swallowed his saliva. His little face lost its color directly.
say it again? Are you kidding! I still have enough to live.
"Classmate Shiling, I suddenly remembered that there is an important topic that has not been completed. What, the teacher should go first. Let's call if there's anything!"
"Hey, teacher, wait..."
Xie Shiling opened his mouth, but before he finished his words, teacher Jiang Quanlong had already opened two slender and shaped thighs because of bodybuilding, and walked out in a dragon and tiger stride. The speed was really as fast as the wind. After a hula, it blew away without a trace.
"Little sample, I want to rob my wife with my brother and have your mother's spring and autumn dream!"
Li spat, proudly picked up the willow tree, gave a sudden meal, roared, and plunged the roots into the earth. Whether this sad willow can "ten thousand blue ribbons" in the coming year is not something he needs to consider.
Xie Shiling pulled slightly from the corners of his mouth and stayed for a long time before leaving a boring sentence and walked out with a small Manyao.
Li Yang didn't care either. He laughed and followed up: "ling'er, where are you going? Take me one."
"Go to the bathroom. Do you want to go in?" Xie Shiling has no good airway.
"If you like, I have no opinion!" Li Yang rubbed his hands and his eyes glowed.
Xie Shiling stopped her steps, her beautiful eyes were wide open, and it took a long time to spit out a sentence: "I find you are really more and more shameless."
"Hey, thanks for exaggeration. This has always been my greatest advantage."
“……”
Although I knew Li was a good material for brown sugar, it was so sticky that Xie Shiling felt collapsed. He couldn't shake it off and beat it. No one could beat him. Be patient and reasonable. Before he finished a sentence, he collapsed back in the opposite ten sentences, and nine and a half sentences were yellow. Scold him with a cold face, and his head was raised, Just ignore it. In a word, Xie Shiling has completely lost his way for this guy who has no face and integrity.
"Is it over or not? What do you want?"
Half an hour later, Xie Shiling puffed up his cheeks and said angrily.
"I don't want to do anything. I just haven't seen you for a long time. I want to talk to you!"
Li Yang politely straightened his collar, but his eyes kept turning around. Yanbei University covers a vast area. Several buildings in this area are single apartments for teachers. Xie Shiling, who likes quiet, obviously rented a single apartment here by some means, that is, she lives alone, that is, she can... Hei Hei hei!
"Let's talk. Hurry up after talking. Don't harass me in the future."
"Well, thousands of words. I can't speak clearly for the moment. Why don't we go up and talk slowly?"
"I don't think it's necessary."
Xie Shiling sneered.
What does Li Yang think? Does she know? If he finds out where he lives, he will definitely lead a wolf into the house and set himself on fire. It is absolutely inevitable. Something with no limit will sneak in tonight.
In their long and arduous struggle, beauty president obviously summed up a lot of experience.
The plot was seen through, but Li Yang was not discouraged. One plan failed. There was another plan. His eyes blinked immediately, and a heavy sadness poured out between his eyebrows. He was like an abandoned orphan, with three parts of despair and resentment, seven parts of sadness and tears. He said with a sad smile: "linger, don't you want to see me so much? It's just, it's just, can't I go? Heaven and earth are big. I thought I could have a home, but I don't want to end up alone. What's the meaning of living? "
With that, Li Yang slowly turned around, his eyes were gray, describing his depression. It seems that there is definitely a rhythm of looking for short-sightedness in minutes.
Xie Shiling held her arm coldly, with a contemptuous smile at the corners of her mouth.
Stand there and don't move.
One second, two seconds, three seconds!
"I'm really gone!" Li Yang turned his head reluctantly.
"Yes!"
"I'm dead!" Li Yang turned his head again.
"Yes!"
"Listen to me, what happened just now is definitely a misunderstanding. The girl is my student. Well, student, do you think a man with noble morality and professional ethics like me will have ideas about his students?"
Li Yang swished back and swept away his gray sadness, replaced by an infinite flattering smile.
"Aren't you going to die?" Xie Shiling said.
"Well, that's not the point. Good."
"What's the point?"
"The point, the point is what I just said, that girl..."
"Stop! Does this have anything to do with me? " Xie Shiling raised her little hand, pulled a wisp of green silk on her cheek behind her ear, and said calmly: "Li Yang, I hope you know that we are over, completely and completely. In my heart, there is no shadow of you, so please leave and don't disturb my life, okay? "
"No!" Li Yang shook his head and said seriously, "I like you."
"But I don't like you!"
"Then start all over again and give me a chance to make you like me again."
"Scoundrel, I don't care about you!"
Xie Shiling frowned and turned to leave. To tell the truth, her mood was also very complicated at this time. On the one hand, she hated Li Yang's playfulness, but on the other hand, she could not forget the man. She was anxious and upset. However, after taking two steps, she thought that if she went upstairs now, it would inevitably expose her residence. At that time, Li Yang would touch her home
Under meditation, she stopped, turned and whispered, "it's not impossible for me to forgive you, but..."
"You say, even if I go up the knife mountain and go down the oil pot, I will never frown."
Seeing a turn for the better, Li looked very happy and quickly patted his chest to ensure it.
"Oh, don't speak so slowly. I want to see the snow. Can you do it?"
"Well... It's autumn now. How can it snow in Yanjing, Xiao linger? Can we change the conditions?"
Li Yang's face changed slightly.
"No, I want to see the snow."
Xie Shiling hummed coldly and said, "you can't do it, then don't harass me anymore."
This is obviously deliberately making things difficult.
In the golden autumn of October, although Yanjing is cool in the morning and evening, the temperature is also hovering at more than ten degrees. In this case, how can it snow? Li suddenly had an impulse to pull Dou E out and cut it again.
In the twinkling of an eye, the sun was setting and the stars were all over the sky.
"Alas..." Li Yang sat on the bed, frowning and tangled infinitely.
"Boss, you sigh Maoqi. According to me, just come to a overlord and bow hard. The raw rice has become cooked rice. Isn't it all solved?" Wei chiyao rolled his eyes and was puzzled by his boss's indecision.
"You know shit. If only it were that simple. "
Li Yang snorted angrily. He put his hands on his head and was about to lie down, but suddenly he saw a black thing in front of the window, "fat man, where did you get this shit!"
"Big brother. It's not a piece of junk. It's a high-power telescope. It can focus automatically. It took me a lot of time to get it in. "
"What are you doing with it, looking at the stars? I didn't expect you to be an astronomer! " Li Yang yawned and said casually.
"Cut, boss, can you use your brain? From the angle where we live, we can only see the sky in that corner. As for me, I'm trying to get this high-end goods?"
"What are you doing?"
"Of course..." the fat man came forward mysteriously and said with a cheap smile: "look at the opposite side!"
Li Yang was stunned. He subconsciously pulled open the curtain and looked out. Then he widened his eyes.
I saw the opposite buildings with bright lights and small windows emitting soft light. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that there are a lot of sister papers in the small windows. It is not clear whether they are beautiful or not, but the pink legs and snow arms are more and more messy flowers. They are becoming charming. Li suddenly realized it.
This is the girls' dormitory!
Although it's a little far away, it's still a girls' dormitory!
A group of shuilingling girls take off their clothes inside, walk around, walk around
"It's immoral and shameless!"
Li Yang held the telescope and looked serious.
"Yes, I don't wear much. Hey, look at the fourth floor. It seems that another girl's paper is going to take off."
"Where, where... I'm so big..."
However, when the two like-minded bitches were commenting and laughing, the door was pushed open with a click, and a crisp voice suddenly sounded, "Tutor LI, you... Ah, what are you doing?"
They trembled and turned around quickly. They saw Xu Zhiqing standing at the door and looked surprised.
"Er, it's classmate Xu. What are you doing?"
Li Yang walked without trace and blocked the telescope with his body.
There is no special apartment for counselors, so Li Yang and fat man live in the boys' dormitory. They are just two people with high grades.
"Well, it's about class activities. I want to talk to you!"
Xu Zhiqing hesitated and said, "let's go out and talk, shall we?"