Chapter 294

The north wind roared and rolled the paper dust into the distance.

Looking at the woman with red hair dancing and flaming like jumping, the grass chicken turned pale, its teeth trembled, its legs trembled, fell down on its knees, and even lost its courage to escape.

Slap! He fanned his companion's neck.

This, which is what a seemingly weak woman can do?

Therefore, the grass chicken has reason to believe that the chick in front of her is an alien creature in human skin. Together with this idea, he naturally thought of American films. The female pig's feet in there are all kinds of coquettish before they change. They look like people's blood is gushing. They can't stop, but when they change... I'll strangle them. It's called a twisted deformity.

Grass chicken now has the urge to pee for seconds.

Seeing the woman's expressionless step forward, she seemed to let herself go in the footsteps of her companions. Suddenly, the grass chicken was blessed to the soul, pulled her throat, sniveled and cried with tears: "hero, spare your life, hero. My little brother has an 80 year old mother and a three-year-old child. He is the pillar of the family. He must not die! "

"Eighty mother?"

The woman blinked, frowned, looked puzzled and said, "look, you're only about twenty. Where's your eighty mother? Can your mother still give birth at the age of 60? "

The grass chicken also blinked.

After confirming that the woman was very serious and asked this question very seriously, he: "...."

Brother is running a dragon suit. Do you need logic for the lines of running a dragon suit? Need it!

"That... Hero, actually, I was adopted. Yes, it's adoption. When my mother was fifty-nine, she picked me up from the garbage... A handful of shit and a handful of urine. How much pain and suffering has she suffered? Now she's eighty years old. She's going to live a good life. I, how can she live if I'm gone! " Seeing the woman's face moving, the grass chicken was relieved. Suddenly, it felt that the blind fortune teller who cheated himself of $3.60 at the alley didn't deceive people... In this life, I really rely on my wisdom.

"Hero, I'm guilty. I've decided to serve you from today on. You let me go east, I'll never go west, you let us go up the knife mountain, and I'll never go down the oil pot..." after the pity, the grass chicken wiped the tears and began to swear loyalty.

So there are really no fools this year.

Without the following words, even if the grass chicken can keep its life, I'm afraid it will be forced to erase the memory of tonight and accompany with the headache from now on, but now... Congshuang hesitated.

The world is so big that she has been isolated from the world for many years.

If you can have a little brother, it seems that it's really a good idea!

"Well, from today on, you are my registered disciple."

The grass chicken felt that its body was held up by an invisible force and stood up uncontrollably.

"Eat this three corpse pill... As long as you work hard for me, you will be prosperous and valuable in the future."

Looking at the little white pill in his hand, the grass chicken's calf trembled again. Three corpse pills? It sounds so evil. It's not all bugs in here, is it?

"Why, don't you want to eat?" Just thinking about it, the frost suddenly sounded in the sound of crisp mountain spring Ding Dong, and the grass chicken's hair stood up. How dare you hesitate? As soon as you bite your teeth, you resolutely swallowed the pill.

"Yes!"

Ning Shuang nodded with satisfaction and said, "in fact, you don't have to think about it. The three corpse pill is made of 367 kinds of herbs. It is very effective. You just need to practice it carefully according to the formula I taught, and you can condense a trace of dark strength in seven days. "

"Dark strength? Hero, what is dark strength? " The grass chicken bravely said.

Ning Shuang smiled calmly, raised his hand and gently waved it to the cement wall five meters away! A clear palm print, every minute.

"This is dark strength!"

“……”

When the grass chicken was stunned, Li had snored contentedly. Of course, it's in the dormitory assigned by the school. After just tossing around with Tan Jing for a few hours, he didn't have the courage to touch Xie Shiling's single apartment again. You know, in addition to the advantages of playing tricks and refusing to admit, the female president's nose is also first-class and sensitive. If she finds something, wouldn't he suffer again?

Li Yang snapped and turned over comfortably.

It's cold outside and warm like spring inside. It's absolutely enjoyable to sleep in under the quilt. However, at this time, the originally dark dormitory suddenly lit up, and a bright silver glow like the moonlight came out of Li Yang's body, one second, two seconds, three seconds... It lasted for a period of time before it gradually gathered.

At the moment when the light disappeared, Li Yang suddenly sat up, yawned, walked into the bathroom, took a bath, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes and put on his shoes, then opened the door and walked out of the dormitory building. All this is very natural. Acting in peace is the same, but in fact, Li Yang's thinking is still silent in his dream.

you 're right! It's a dream!

First, he dreamed of running on the playground. When it was dawn, he went to the canteen and ate ten fried dough sticks and two bowls of bean curd. Then he swayed and swayed aimlessly in Yanbei university until he fell a lot of snowflakes and a cold wind blew. He sneezed and his nose cleared. Li Yang suddenly woke up.

"Shit! Don't you sleep in the dormitory again? Why did you come to the Berlin garden? " Looking at a vast expanse of white snow, Li Yang stared, "wait, can't it be sleepwalking again? I'll go. I haven't had this problem before... "

Shaking the snow on his body, Li Yang frowned and solemnly wiped his nose.

At this time, a clear voice suddenly sounded, "eh, Xiaodie, look at that man. It's disgusting. He actually wiped his nose with his hand... My God, he also wiped it on the carved fence. Who are these people! The quality is too low! "

"Hey?"

Someone is wiping the joy. When he hears the speech, his body is stiff and looks at him awkwardly.

I saw two girls standing on the path not far away. One of them was tall and medium-sized. He was looking at himself with disgust on his face. The other, wearing a ponytail and a pink down jacket, has white skin, Qiong nose, apricot eyes and cherry mouth painted in bright color, which is a perfect little beauty. As soon as Li Yang's eyes lit up, he directly ignored the girl who opened his mouth. His eyes were burning. He saw the best chicks from bottom to top, from top to bottom. Unfortunately, he wore more in winter. It was difficult to find more highlights except those two symmetrical and slender legs wrapped in jeans.

"Tut..."

Li Yang regretfully smashed his lower lip. If he met the best little beauty in other places, he would probably be interested in hooking up, but this is Yanbei. There are many vinegar jars in the management department. Li has the heart to pick up the grass near the nest, but he doesn't have the ambition and courage.

However, when he didn't go up to chat up, the best little beauty was stunned and suddenly screamed, "is it you? You stop. "

"Ah?"

As soon as Li Yang's footsteps stagnated, the secret way was that he accidentally provoked romantic debts on a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, and was chased to the door? When I thought of this, I couldn't help beating the drum. When I turned around, the little beauty ran up quickly, looked excited, and grabbed him by the corner of his clothes. It's so powerful. Even the knuckles are white.

be finished!

Sure enough, he came to collect debts.

With a sigh, Li Yang quickly covered his face and said, "don't be impulsive. Let's have something to say... Well, although I drank too much that night, I did take safety measures. If there was a problem because of the quality problem, it should not be my problem in theory, but take it easy. If there is, I will be responsible. What, don't hit the face, I'll see someone later! "

The dancing butterfly was stunned.

This... Is really a hooligan!

Seeing the strange eyes of her companions looking at herself, my sister-in-law's cool cheek swished red into a Azalea. With a cry of shame and anger, she interrupted someone who was chattering, "shut up, what nonsense. Can you see who I am? "

Li Yang blinked.

He had to admit that he was really old. After watching it for a long time, he felt that the girl who could not remember her name looked familiar. After watching it for a long time, he suddenly remembered that this was not the unruly girl he met on the Mianyang mountain cable car?

"I'll go. It's you?"

Li Yangchang breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "I'm scared of shit. I thought I was chased for debt. Uh... Why are you staring at me? It's frightening, frightening, frightening, you know? If you don't let go quickly, don't let people see that it has damaged brother's glorious image. "

Looking at a man with a noble face and a gentleman's appearance, dance butterfly suddenly understood the profound meaning of the word "human face and beast heart" very thoroughly. Image? What image do you have! What I said just now has long been exposed!

The dancing butterfly tilted her small mouth and snorted disgusting, but she still loosened her small hand and stepped back a few steps: "what are you doing in Yanbei?"

"Hey, it's a strange question. What am I doing in Yanbei? Does it have anything to do with you?"

Li Yang sniveled down his nose and caught a cold. Feeling that there was liquid flowing out uncontrollably, he naturally dug his nostrils. By the way, he flicked his fingers. Swish, a sticky liquid spun and flew out, pumping, and a dent fell in the snow.

The tall girl shivered, as if afraid of contracting Ebola virus, pulled the butterfly back to the edge of the pavilion, "butterfly, who is this disgusting and abandoned guy. What are you talking to him about? Let's hurry. Look at that hanging silk uncle. What else can you do to Yanbei besides looking at beautiful women? Let him teach and educate people. "

"Hey, you're really right."

Li Yang rolled over his eyelids, picked up his shoulders and said proudly, "I come to Yanbei to teach and educate people."