The limbs twitch and the nose blooms.
For a long time, after a long time, Li Yangcai got up with a sad look on his face, "shit, I didn't do anything yesterday. Why did I get up so soft in the morning? Wait... What's the situation?"
Li Yang's eyes widened and his expression was as tangled as that of a patient with hemorrhoids.
Weak! Unprecedented weakness.
The internal breathing disappeared, the muscle strength decreased by 80%, the blood flow was stagnant, the muscles and bones were weak and weak, and the feeling was like that the prehistoric Tyrannosaurus rex was suddenly infected with a deadly virus and withered in an instant.
"I'll go. What's this cold? It's too arrogant."
Li Yang was shocked and turned pale.
No wonder he made a fool of Xiaoling yesterday.
Take a deep breath, sit cross legged on the bed, close your eyes and check your body. This is the capital of the revolution and the foundation of picking up girls. It doesn't matter if you wither under the bed. If you can't get up in bed, it's really boring. You can find a rope to circle around your neck.
"Strange, no problem. What's going on?"
Ten minutes later, Li Yang opened his eyes depressed.
Everything is normal, that is, the body is so weak that even the ability of rapid healing has disappeared.
"It's really evil!"
After rolling up two strips of toilet paper and inserting them into his nostrils, Li went out of the bedroom with a long sigh and a sad cry. The living room was deserted. The two women didn't know where to drill. Only a cup of cold milk and three French buns were placed alone on the tea table. It was obviously a "love breakfast" left by the beauty general.
After reading the beautiful note, Li Yang felt a little better. He was too lazy to reheat the milk. Xili snored and padded his stomach. He put on his clothes and went out of the door. In this case, just like the Internet writers who are forced to enter the bottleneck, they can't find a solution even if they hold out Lvxiang at home. Therefore, Li decided to see the beautiful sister paper and find inspiration by the way.
The scenery of Yanbei in winter is actually very good.
Snow pressed green pines, frozen lake, crystal clear ice skates, hanging under the eaves like stalactites. Of course, this is not the key point. The key point is that it is approaching Christmas. Yanbei's beautiful sister paper has suddenly changed a lot. As for the reason, it's also very simple.
Yanbei is located in the suburbs, with beautiful environment and complete facilities. There are countless small rooms in hotels, and the price is low. It is many times cheaper than the urban area. Therefore, as a second foreign language, all the beauties of Beiying came to find their boyfriend, while the beauties of Yanbei were found by their boyfriend. Everyone piled up on the campus and inadvertently created a grand gathering of beauties.
"Tut!"
Li Yang squatted on the road teeth and looked at a pair of ugly men and beautiful women. When the beautiful women beat the men, he felt a little unbalanced. I'm rich in learning, handsome and unrestrained. Everyone loves flowers, but I'm sorry... A girl who has been soaked for so long is still alone. Can't even hold a soft little hand?
When he sighed, a pair of deer skin winter boots appeared in front of him. Li Yang was stunned. Subconsciously looking up, a pair of beautiful legs appeared. The symmetrical curve was plump and slender. As a professional flow...... no, he is a professional beauty appraiser. Li Yang absolutely has reason to believe that the owner of the leg is a beauty, so he swallowed his saliva and looked up decisively. As a result
Whoosh! A man wearing Versace windbreaker and a rogue rabbit belt around his waist blocked the beauty.
"Shit!"
Li Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly lost the interest of looking up again. But he didn't look up, but the man squatted down, took the initiative to shake his face in someone's field of vision, and said happily, "brother, how did you come to Yanbei?"
"Er..."
Li Yang was stunned. He felt that the little white face looked familiar. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly realized, "pineapple, hey, it's your boy!"
Chen Yu: "
Anyway, it's also a new rich man in Tiandu. Since brother Xiong threw himself into the street, it's ok if the majestic brother Yama can't be called, but can you stop mentioning the name pineapple? It's embarrassing!
Of course, Chen Yu can only be depressed. In front of Li Yang, who is so fierce that he explodes his watch, he doesn't dare to prick. He blinks and says with a flattering smile: "brother, where have you been these days? Little brother, I miss you so much."
"I didn't go anywhere. I just walked on foot to enjoy the scenery of the motherland and beautiful mountains and rivers... Well, you know, in my realm, only with spiritual understanding can I go further and win the way of heaven."
Li glanced at the beautiful sister paper behind Chen Yu and said in a quiet way.
The beautiful girl burst out laughing with a puff, and her pure big eyes flickered. She thought the man was so interesting... Well, there was probably something wrong with her brain.
"Xiuer!" Chen Yu frowned and stared at the girl: "why is it so impolite? This is my eldest brother. I don't know how to say hello when I see him?"
Li Yang said that Chen Yu believed in the way of heaven.
In other words, he saw the terrible scene of the big brother when he shot it with his own eyes. It was very scary. How can ordinary people do it? If the girl wasn't his childhood sweetheart, I'm afraid Chen Yu would have slapped her.
"Oh, hello." Xiu'er pouted wrongfully and looked a little reluctant.
Chen Yu was embarrassed when he saw this. For fear that Li Yang would be angry, he quickly dragged the girl to the side, yelled at her in a low voice, and sent it back to the dormitory, "er... The lax discipline makes you laugh."
"Hehe, it's all right. Is that your girlfriend! How did you know each other? " Li Yang smiled and shook his head.
"When I used to live in a quadrangle, Xiuer was our neighbor."
Chen Yu touched his cheek and wiped a pet in his eyes. "We played together since childhood. Unfortunately, we all had a bad life. When the quadrangle caught fire, both parents... Hehe, however, Xiuer was more successful than me. She went to a key high school and won scholarships every year. During the college entrance examination, she became the No. 1 scholar in Tiannan and was admitted to Yanbei University..."
"Does she know what you do?" Li Yang was silent.
"I don't know. I'm afraid she worries and she despises me."
Chen Yu spits out turbid air. Perhaps, in the eyes of others, the big brother of mixed society is very arrogant and powerful, but in fact, several people know each other's inferiority, sadness and helplessness.
That's the same saying. People can't help themselves in the Jianghu.
Especially at the level of Chen Yu. When you call Xu XiuXiu on weekdays, you should be careful for fear of being monitored, let alone coming to Yanjing. It's like meeting Cowherd and Weaver Girl on magpie bridge. Together, it's more painful than not being together.
"Hey, don't say that."
Chen Yu cheered up, threw away the little depression and said seriously, "brother, I've done what you told me to do. The bar was opened on Shengli Road in Tiandu. The scale and grade are first-class. Now it is open. The profit is good. I have recorded the accounts clearly. When you go back... "
"Say it again! How's Xiaoman recently? "
Li Yang waved his hand. He had been away from Tiandu for a long time because of the dragon city competition. There was only occasional telephone contact with Chu Xiaoman. To tell the truth, he really missed the girl who was pure and weak on the surface but stubborn in his bones.
"My sister-in-law still works in that shop. I go to work during the day and occasionally go out with some friends at night. I'm in a good mood... Some guys who don't have eyes want to pay attention to my sister-in-law, but the brothers have a good chat with them the next day. Therefore, the surroundings around my sister-in-law are still very clean. "
"Good, good. I really didn't read you wrong. "
Li Yang patted Chen Yu on the shoulder with appreciation on his face, and his heart was filled with emotion.
In other words, if you can have a few more loyal brothers like pineapple, are you afraid of being danced around with a hoe? Oh, then only brother can dig at the foot of other people's wall!
"Hey, hey, brother, I flatter you. I should do it all."
Chen Yu quickly said modestly.
"Hey, what should or should not be? If you do well, you should be rewarded. Tell me, what do you want? I'll satisfy you except for beautiful women. " When he said this, Li suddenly felt that his leadership ability had lvup: look, we will win the hearts of the people.
"This..." Chen Yu was stunned. Unexpectedly, he was decisive in killing and cutting in Tiandu. The startling eldest brother suddenly became so easy to speak, but his heart became hot immediately. "Eldest brother, if you can, um, I mean, if it's not too difficult, can you pass on my Kung Fu? Cough, you know, we're in the Jianghu. The tip of the knife licks blood. Our business ability is not hard. It's easy to rush into the street! "
"Kung Fu?"
Li Yang stopped and began to meditate.
"Big brother, if there is any difficulty, even if it is, in fact, I also..."
"It's not too difficult. I just think that you old arms and legs will not work if you practice again, but it won't work if you practice on an empty shelf. Um... Let me think about it!"
Li Yang touched his chin and was wondering how to quickly turn his little brother into a Wulin expert. A cold hum suddenly came from his face, "I'm afraid you don't have a chance. You're thinking about it."
"Hey?" Li looked up in amazement and saw a woman in black coming along the path in front. Her soft red hair fell to the willow waist. The wind blew and her hair rose. It was very charming if it was a jumping flame.
Unfortunately, although the woman's shape is good, her appearance is too ordinary. Li Yang, who is used to seeing the best beauty, lost interest at a glance and said listlessly: "Gu Liang, I said, do you recognize the wrong person?"
"Oh, even if you turn into ash, this seat can recognize you."
"This seat? Does it sound swollen, a little... "
Li Yang dug his nostrils suspiciously. Suddenly, he thought of something, and his eyes suddenly stared round, "shit! You're not the chick swimming in the hot spring lake, are you? "
With these words, he couldn't help shaking.
It rains every night. This time... It's fun.