The moon is hanging in the sky, the shadows of trees are mottled, and the night wind is coming, blowing someone's self handsome hairstyle into a chicken nest. He was immediately unhappy. He stared at the two light swinging legs in front of him and shouted: "I said who, I'm a handsome seven foot man, handsome, jade trees facing the wind, rich in learning and rich in cars. Everywhere we go, there are stars supporting the moon. Let's not mention making beds, sweeping beds and warming beds. You should respect the Geneva Convention, Don't abuse the prisoners. Carry my brother like a sack. If I'm seen, how can I mix in the Jianghu in the future? "
"Can you shut up?"
The green silk sect leader stopped angrily.
After running all the way for dozens of miles, Ya's mouth never stopped for even a second.
Is this still a man? Why is his mouth so broken?
"Shit, you're almost ready. I don't care about you anymore because you're a woman. Why don't you let me talk?" Li Yang snorted twice, stuck his neck and said, "you have the ability to unlock my acupoints and fight 800 rounds again!"
"If you fight another thousand rounds, you will lose."
"Hey... It's good for people to have confidence, but it's foolish to be too conceited."
Li, looking like an old man, tirelessly taught: "if you want to achieve great things, you must learn to be low-key, modest and courteous to the virtuous corporal. Well, I'm handsome, handsome, rich in learning... "
"You've had enough! If you're wordy, believe it or not, sew your mouth with a credit needle. "
Li Yang: "
Too violent!
What a shame!
Threatening others... Ah!
Li Yang suddenly misses Xie Shiling. Well, in other words, although the female president doesn't mean what she says and likes to kick people's hips with high heels, she is much better than this violent woman.
Without someone's chatter, the speed of the trip was much faster. About half an hour later, they came to the port. A small cruise ship is docked on the shore. When he got on the boat, the green silk sect leader breathed. He seemed to have had enough of Li Yang and left him and disappeared. Then... Well, then there's no then. Li called in the cabin for a long time, but no one paid any attention at all. He had no choice but to close his eyes and sleep. When he woke up again, the sky had turned white and yawned. Looking around, Li Yang found that he had been loaded with a car of unknown brand.
The car was driving on the highway and the villages on both sides passed by quickly.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that sitting next to the green silk sect leader, he is still in a captive state.
"Alas, when will this day come to an end?" Mr. Li sighed and said, "I want to learn martial arts at the age of three, practice sword at the age of seven, and achieve great martial arts at the age of ten. I've never been defeated in the Jianghu so far, but I didn't expect to be caught by a little girl's skin today. Alas, my fame has been lost. I'd better die."
The voice fell, Shua, and a cold dagger was put on his neck.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Don't you want to die? I'll give you a ride for free." Green silk sect leader, um, let's call him Xie Shiling. Xie Shiling narrowed his eyes and smiled murderously.
Li Yang shivered and said with a quick smile, "ha ha, I'm just talking. You don't have to be so serious."
"I don't know why. I don't want to hear your voice right now. So, if you don't want to die, just shut up? "
"Wait, can you say one more word? I want to pee! "
Xie Shiling: "
Buick business stopped slowly on the roadside. Li Yang blinked and looked innocently at Xie Shiling. "I said, the cars have stopped. Don't you untie the acupoints for me? It's been a whole night. I haven't even been to the bathroom once. My kidney is good and I can't carry it. What, you're not going to change my diaper. "
"Hum!" Xie Shiling hesitated. He still reached out and clicked on Li Yang. "I only untied two acupoints and seven big acupoints for you. They are still sealed by my true Qi. I advise you not to play tricks, otherwise..."
"I see. You're very wordy. Although I'm a prisoner, I also have sentiment, okay?"
Lee tilted his mouth, staggered out of the car, stretched himself and shouted, the air is so fresh, the world is so beautiful, the sun... Er, why hasn't the sun come out yet. Then he murmured and jumped into the rice field. He was about to untie his trousers and belt. Suddenly he smelled a faint fragrance of Lancome. Li Yang was immediately depressed, "aren't you? You have to come with me after you pee?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Are you going or not?" Xie Shiling frowned.
"I hate it. What's fierce?"
Li Yang flattened his mouth and turned around. After a long time, he turned around again. "No, I'm shy and can't pee here."
"Come on! It's not that I haven't seen it. There's nothing to be shy of. "
"My second Olympic Games, sister, although the soul is not alone, but you are still using my daughter-in-law's body. Can we have some integrity?" Li Yang groaned angrily.
"Trouble!" Xu Shiling took a deep breath, jumped lightly, and returned to the highway, "give you thirty seconds. If you can't finish it, pee your pants."
"Shit, who is this bad temper? Unless you are blind, the ghost will marry you."
Li Yang murmured, untied his trouser belt, then pulled the broken Gong throat and sang loudly. The sound quality, ah, Xie Shiling couldn't stand it anyway. He frowned and turned around and got on the car.
Seeing that she finally left, Li's eyes flashed, his fingers bounced several times, a touch of silver brilliance, silently, and disappeared into the land in front of him.
Time flies like water. Soon, it's noon.
Watching the car drive out of Yanjing Expressway and advance towards the city, Li Yang couldn't help frowning, "what are you doing in Yanjing?"
"Guess!" Xie Shiling blinked.
"Well, you don't really want to kill."
"Killing is right, but it's not your yingyanyan for the time being."
Taking a deep breath, Xie Shiling recalled the corners of his mouth, "have you heard of Liuyun Shuige?"
Li Yang's eyelids jumped. If the green silk gate was the leader of the evil sect in those years, the LiuYun Water Pavilion was the supreme leader of the right way. Well, Li was not very interested in any evil way, but he knew one thing very well, that was, the LiuYun Water Pavilion made great contributions to the extinction of the green silk gate in those years.
"Well... Sister, can I ask a question?"
"Say."
Gudong swallowed his saliva, and Li Yang said, "our green silk gate, how many people have come back?"
"Three." Xie Shiling raised his fingers, pondered, and bent back, "no, to be exact, it should be two. Yan'er sent us to the place and left Yanjing. The imperial capital of China is full of experts and dragon Qi. I don't want to cause so much trouble now. "
"All right!" Li Yang looked around, "where's the other master?"
"Far away, near." The green silk sect leader smiled and narrowed his eyes. That charming little appearance has a feeling that Xie Shiling has fallen in love with the city and the country. Unfortunately, Li Yang is not in the mood to appreciate it now. His eyes stare and almost no blood spews out eight feet away. "Brother, are you going too? Shit, you're not kidding! "