Loulan king is excellent at martial arts. He can make boss Gao and other worldly experts fall a few somersaults with his fingers. He has the "shengtanshui" which can conquer all kinds of poisons in the world. He also has the Shura gall in the legend of the Yellow Emperor's foreign classic. With a bowl of mung bean soup, he can cure the strange diseases of the aging of the world-famous Western doctors. But she is not easy to bear. She can only say that she is too proud, She didn't want to learn the art of changing face to cover up her peerless appearance.
If someone dares to make up her mind because she is beautiful, the result may be that they don't even know how to die.
When a person is so strong, will he care what he looks like?
Unfortunately, it's just people who are obsessed.
That's how Loulan king looked at Yirong, but no one knew that, including her confidants, they thought it was a weakness of her. They would never mention it in front of her, for fear that they would violate her taboo.
Today, Gao Fei made a clear statement, which surprised her and made her feel that he who knows me is Gao Fei.
But Gao Fei didn't feel proud because he understood her mind. He just said: "it's said that being able to be big and small is a dragon, and being able to bend and stretch is a hero. In fact, as long as you can achieve your goal in the most appropriate way, you should give up the so-called pride. People are tired enough to live in the world. Why should they be tired for the so-called pride? "
Loulan Wang Daimei frowned, coldly replied: "since you say so, then why did you prefer to hurt silly yesterday, not to beg for mercy?"
"If you were a man, I would have begged for mercy."
Gao Fei said and put his hands in front of Loulan King: "close your eyes."
His hands, coated with a layer of yellow paste, smell up a kind of spicy taste.
Loulan Wang frowned more tightly: "is there ginger juice in it?"
"Yes, it's ginger juice. I didn't expect to find it in the devil's kitchen."
Gao Fei said, hands on her face, began to gently smear up.
For Chinese people, ginger is just like soy sauce and old vinegar. It is an indispensable condiment in the kitchen. As the saying goes, if the rice is not fragrant, add ginger.
Ginger is not only a condiment, but also a member of traditional Chinese medicine. It is usually used as a medicine guide. It has the effect of dispelling cold and tonifying trouble. The most common is that when someone has a cold and stomachache, he can drink ginger brown sugar water.
Ginger is not only a seasoning, but also a drug attractor. It has a third function, which is easy to look.
Since ancient times, the easiest way for those great swordsmen in the world to change their looks is to mash the ginger to extract its juice, add a little color and apply it on their faces. They can change the color of their faces and integrate with the skin itself. They can't wash off with clean water, they have to use salt water.
Ginger juice is easy to look, cheap and effective. It's really a must in the world.
When Gao Fei smeared ginger juice on Loulan Wang's face, she once refused, but then she put it down, closed her eyes and let her hands crawl on her face like insects.
Loulan King's skin is very good. It's not inferior to white porcelain at all. It's just very tactile, which makes people reluctant to let go after they don't go up. It's just like Gao, who has been climbing on people's faces for four or five minutes with both hands.
In Loulan Wang's heart, Gao Fei finally took his hand away. He said with a smile: "other women are out there for fear that others won't see her beautiful face, so they rub her face with all kinds of cosmetics, especially those sticks. They don't hesitate to use a knife for beauty. But you're good. In order not to cause disturbance, you have to make your face ugly. Alas, what a sharp contrast. Fortunately, you don't live in our world, otherwise you would be envied and killed by millions of women. "
After climbing for half a day by Gao Fei's big hands, Loulan Wang's charming face has turned black and yellow, with a trace of unhealthy, just like too many modern women who don't pay attention to rest.
A small change in color has made Loulan Wang's face look vulgar. From this, we can see that Mr. Gao is really the "everyone" in his face changing.
Just like a painter appreciating his own works, Gao Fei held the head of moye Zhengdong in his hands, looked left and right for a moment, and muttered: "although it's a little ugly, his facial features are still too correct, something is missing."
As he spoke, Gao Fei's right index finger touched the top of her mouth, and immediately got a black mole the size of a soybean, with a three inch long black hair on it, which made him look very nauseous.
Not to mention that, he took out another eyebrow pencil and brushed it on Wang Dai's eyebrows in Loulan. Have you ever seen a child pee on the snow?
Originally a pleasant piece of snow, was drenched by urine out of a black hole, no longer aesthetic.
Gao Fei is the child who pees on the snowy ground. These days, Loulan Wang's black eyebrow, like a castle peak, is just like her disguised peerless face, which is ruined.
It's definitely a very successful thing to be able to make up a gorgeous beauty into a dinosaur girl who people don't want to see more from the front.
There is no denying that Mr. Gao's psychology is very dark. He is not satisfied with the fact that he has ruined a beautiful woman like this. When he is about to dye a black birthmark on her left eyelid, Loulan Wang suddenly says, "I am really beautiful?"
"I don't know how to describe your beauty. Let's make a comparison."
After thinking about it, goofy said, "if you can become the image spokesperson of our company and put your huge swimsuit photo on the roadside for a month, most of the men in the neighborhood will be lovesick, and a small half will be mad at your photo - cough, that's what, Jingjin will die."
Loulan king just didn't understand that he was abusing her with words. Suddenly, he asked, "if I marry you and be your wife, will you marry me?"
Goofy, stay there.
Before that, Loulan Wang regarded Gao Fei as her son-in-law, which meant that they were husband and wife.
But she let goofy marry her, not goofy.
When a man marries a woman and a woman is married into a man's house, the result is the same, but the nature is totally different.
The emperor's son-in-law, no matter how nice his name is, is also dominated by women, which is really not acceptable to men with male chauvinism. Men's dignity has been offended.
But now, the king of Loulan seriously asked Gao Fei if he would marry her if she married him.
Looking at Gao Fei in a daze in the mirror, moxie Zhengdong asked again: "do you marry?"
"No, because I want to live a few more years. If you marry a woman like you, even if it's a cold puppet, a man will eventually die on the window. It's very unwise. "
Gao Fei raised his hand to wipe his nose and said, "what's more, even if I'm greedy for your beauty, I'm willing to marry you, but you can't marry me, can you?"
Moxie Zhengdong's long eyelashes drooped and said faintly: "if you marry me, I will marry you. It's not that there is no precedent for Loulan kings to marry laymen
Gao Fei automatically ignored her words in front of her and asked with great interest: "no, there is really Loulan king who married outside?"
"Yes."
Loulan king said: "twenty nine years ago, that Loulan king married outside and gave birth to a daughter to her husband. But when she was twenty-eight, she died, and she died in agony. "
"Because of my own reasons?"
"Well, Loulan kings of all ages will not live beyond 28 years old. The difference between living underground and marrying an outsider is whether there will be pain before death. "
Loulan Wang raised his hand to cover the mole on his face and said: "although Loulan Wang can't live to be 28 years old, he should be very calm before he dies. The woman who married outside, because she had blood outside the royal family in her body, would cause Qi and blood to surge, five zang organs to leave her position, and she would suffer at least one month before she died. After her death, her whole body will become transparent, her body will not rot, her soul will be firmly confined in her body, and she will never be able to enter the six paths of reincarnation
"Poor thing."
Gao Fei slapped his mouth and said, "but if I were you, I'd rather die ten thousand times than with my relatives... Forget it, it's too heavy to talk about this topic. As you know, I am a good man who cares about women's feelings. I will never have that kind of relationship with you regardless of your pain just because I covet your beauty. Amitabha, good, good. "
A touch of disappointment flashed from the bottom of Loulan King's eyes and whispered, "do you know who the Loulan king married outside is?"
Without waiting for Gao Fei to say anything, she said, "in fact, she is not really the king of Loulan, because before she ascended the throne, she left Loulan and can only be regarded as a saint."
Goofy thought about it and replied, "don't tell me that the name of the Loulan king was Diana."
Loulan King ignored his nonsense and said to himself: "originally, Loulan kings of all dynasties had a compound surname of moye. Because of violating the patriarchal system, Loulan king was deprived of this surname and renamed Zhuoma after he left Loulan. After she married the man outside, she changed her name to Shen ruoxuan. "
"Shen ruoxuan? Well, it's a good name. It's more feminine than Zhuoma and moxie Zhengdong. You can tell that she's a beautiful woman. She's neither as stupid as Zhuoma nor as smart as moxie Zhengdong. "
When he arrived here, Gao Fei suddenly frowned: "Shen ruoxuan, Shen ruoxuan? Why does the name sound so familiar? "
Loulan Wang just looked at him in the mirror and didn't say anything.
"Shen ruoxuan!"
Gao Fei suddenly said: "ah, I know, Shen ruoxuan! Can't it be Shen Yinbing's mother? "
Loulan Wang nodded slowly: "yes, the man she married is Subei mountain. Her daughter used to be called Su Yinbing, but later she changed her name to Shen Yinbing."
Gao Fei is silly and mumbles: "Shen Yinbing is the descendant of Loulan king? How is this possible? You're lying to me, aren't you? "
Loulan Wang sneers.
In the past, when she sneered, it was beautiful and touching, but now it is very annoying: "what do I cheat you to do? Do I have to lie to you? "
"Don't talk. I'll think about it."
Gao Fei raised his hand and patted him on the back of his head. He turned around like a donkey: "if Shen Yinbing's mother is really the king of Loulan, then she is the descendant of Shura Road, your sister and your sister?"
"She is a descendant of Shura Taoism, but she is not a Shura Taoism, because after Shen ruoxuan combines with mortals, her children will have a very good physique, and can have a life span of at least 80 years."
Loulan Wang said: "in addition, she is not my sister, according to the generation, she should be my aunt."