Chapter 950

Absurdity refers to the act is very outrageous, abnormal, not in line with the general sense of meaning.

Gao Fei's decision to marry Wang Chen on the ninth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar is a matter that no one can change. However, he colludes with Zhang Muhan and makes her a woman. He says that he will divorce Wang Chen and then marry her.

This is no doubt ridiculous.

Zhang Muhan, as the eldest daughter of Zhang Jia in Beijing, is first-class in both family background and appearance. If she wants to find a man to get married, the young talents who come to apply for the job will probably go from the east city to the west city. But she just believes Gao Fei's "bewitching" and asks him to set up a character and be willing to be his woman.

It's also ridiculous.

Besides her low EQ, the most important thing for Zhang Muhan to do such a ridiculous thing is that she has a man in her heart (as Xiao yu'er said, they have only known each other for a few days and become happy enemies). Just now, she was robbed of her precious first kiss, and her brain became hot, so she made up her mind.

Gao Fei did such a ridiculous thing out of some evil and unwilling mind.

In a word, both men and women have their own reasons for doing so, so they set up their own arguments.

Picking up Gao Fei's written note, Zhang Muhan read softly: "I, Gao Fei, swear to heaven that I will never fail Zhang Muhan. I will take care of her all my life and cherish her as my eyes. Within two years, I will divorce Wang Chen and marry her. If you disobey this oath, you will be hit by five thunders in the sky - no, this oath has to be changed. "

Gao Fei took the note and asked, "why, this oath is not vicious enough?"

"Five thunders in the sky? Hum, what about coaxing children? "

Zhang Muhan sneered: "how many people have been struck by thunder?"

Gao Fei frowned: "then you say, what kind of oath should I make?"

Zhang Muhan thought about it and said, "well, if you don't mean what you say, the whole family will die."

When he said the last five words, Zhang Muhan felt that she might have gone too far.

After all, the oath that the whole family died was too vicious. He looked up at Gao Fei in a hurry, ready for his anger.

What she didn't expect was that Gao Fei was not angry.

Really, I didn't look angry at all. I just set up a new document according to what she said.

Zhang Muhan silently took it over, looked at it again and said in a low voice: "Gao Fei, I forced you to make such a vicious oath. Don't you blame me?"

High flying point on a cigarette, light said: "why should I blame you? Because I found that I really like you

Zhang Muhan was moved and his eyes were full of tenderness: "Gaofei, don't worry. As long as you don't fail me, I will never fail you."

Gao Fei said with a smile: "there is no proof of what he says. It's a sign."

"I want to write a note, too?"

"Nonsense, for your sake, I've made my whole family die. What if you take on me again?"

"So, what do you want me to write?"

"Just write, just write. From the moment of writing, you are officially my woman."

Goofy thought about it and said, "you have to fulfill your wife's obligations to me. Don't be attracted to any man except me. If you betray me before my divorce, your family will be dead. "

"You

Zhang Mu Han's face changed.

Goofy looked at her and sneered: "why, when you ask me to swear, you can say such a vicious oath. When it comes to you, you dare not? Ha, it seems that you just want to play with me. It's really nice that you don't plan to play with me at all. "

"You, you bullshit, I'm not playing with your mind!"

"Then why don't you dare to make a statement?"

"Who said I didn't dare?"

Zhang Mu Han gritted his teeth, picked up the pen and wrote a note, signed his name, wrote the date, stabbed and tore it off, and handed it to Gao Fei: "here

"That's right, so I can rest assured."

After reading the note, Gao Fei puts it away, grins and reaches out his hand, embraces Zhang Muhan's shoulder, and kisses her cheek heavily.

Zhang Muhan subconsciously wanted to resist, but he gave up soon. He gave him a few kisses and ate tofu several times. His heart thumped and he thought: I've only known him for more than a week. Is it too fast?

It seems that Zhang Muhan is very worried. Gao Fei lets her go and starts the car: "OK, let's find a place to sit first, and then go to your home after your eyes return to normal."

Zhang Mu Han nodded silently and didn't say a word.

After Gao Fei drove to the city, he found a teahouse and ordered a pot of jasmine tea.

After a cup of tea, Zhang Mu Han gradually returned to normal: Hey, isn't it a family death oath? What's so great about this? I'll just live up to him. Anyway, he doesn't dare to live up to me, as long as he can be happy with him.

"Xiaohan."

Gao Fei changed her name, turned her teacup, looked at her and said with a smile, "well, according to the agreement, you are my wife, right?"

Zhang Mu Han's face turned red. He lowered his head, raised his hand and gathered a wisp of long hair. He murmured, "isn't it good to talk about a girlfriend? Old, wife - this word is so rustic. "

"What kind of earth is there? In fact, the word wife makes people feel very warm. "

"Well, well, I'll depend on you. Do I and I call you old and husband in the future?"

When Zhang Muhan said the word "husband", he felt his heart pounding and his face burning.

"Of course, since you are my wife, then I am your husband. Do you still need to ask?"

Gao Fei patted his right leg and said in a very frivolous tone, "come on, sit on my leg."

"I, I don't..."

Zhang Mu Han shook his head.

Gao Fei frowned and said unhappily, "since they've all decided for life, are you still afraid of jokes? Look at people. They are all like this. "

Zhang Muhan secretly looks at the other card seats. Sure enough, he sees two girls sitting happily in the arms of their boyfriends without any formality.

After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva one after another, Zhang Muhan slowly moves to Gao Fei, but he hugs his waist and puts it on his right leg.

Zhang Muhan issued a low voice, subconsciously hugged his neck.

Gao Fei bowed his head, rubbed it hard in her arms, and said with a smile, "that's right. The couple should be aboveboard when they do this kind of thing. What are they afraid of?"

"But we are not yet."

Zhang Mu Han said, peeping around.

With the improvement of people's quality, it's too normal to cuddle in the street and play with a car crash in the car. A girl sitting on her boyfriend's lap in a teahouse is as natural as an acquaintance asking, "have you eaten?" no one will be surprised.

After seeing that no one paid attention to himself, Zhang Muhan was relieved and sat down.

Gao feideng put her nose on her face, and her right hand began to slip into her skirt. She also pretended to be red, but her breath became heavier and heavier, but her heart felt a kind of excited sweetness.

However, when his hand was closed to her most private place, Zhang Muhan held him down and said in a low voice with almost begging: "goofy, I promise to be your wife, but can you give me some time to adapt? I, I always feel that we are developing too fast, and we have a sense of insecurity. "

"What are you afraid of? Everyone is like this."

Gao Fei disdains to curl his mouth. He pulls his hand back, embraces her waist, and takes his cup to her mouth.

Zhang Mu Han opened his mouth, sipped it gently, and said with a smile: "strange, there is a special aroma on the cup you use, just like a woman."

In fact, Zhang Muhan didn't notice the aroma on the teacup used by Gao Fei. She said this as a diversion.

Gao Fei's eyes were slightly coagulated. He picked up the cup and sniffed: "cut, it's the smell of tea."

Zhang Muhan slowly leans his head on Gao Fei's shoulder, slightly closes his eyes and murmurs, "Gao Fei, is this the feeling of love? I'm nervous and excited. "

"Almost."

Gao Fei thought about it and said, "in fact, it should be stealing green. Well, that's it. After all, we can't see the light of our relationship for the time being, so it's stealing green. The ancients said, "a wife is better than a concubine, and a concubine is better than stealing."

"Why not? There's another sentence that says, "it's better not to steal than not to steal."

"Do you want me to steal it?"

"No!"

When Zhang Muhan opens his eyes to say these two words, the sweetness in his eyes can be seen even if he is mentally retarded.

I didn't expect to get rid of her in such a simple way. It seems that my charm is still very good. Gao Fei is proud in his heart, but he suddenly thinks of something, and his smile is fixed in the corner of his mouth.

Zhang Muhan asked in a low voice, "what's the matter? What's on your mind?"

"No, it's nothing on my mind."

Goofy shook his head: "by the way, what does your old man want me to do?"

Zhang Muhan yawned and said lazily, "today is my father's birthday. Although he is not a birthday, every year today, there is a table at home. The whole family is busy... I don't know what happened this year. My grandfather suddenly invited you to go."

Gao Fei's eyes flashed: "how many of us? Who else is there besides me? "

Zhang Muhan thought: "they are all young people in the circle. They have the elegance of your family. He and my brother are good friends. And some of my good sisters. Well, last night, I heard from my brother that I invited Mo Guyan. He sunset is the "Chinese double steeds" circulating in the circle

"Chinese double steeds?"

Gao Fei suddenly laughed: "ha ha, I know."

Zhang Muhan asked, "what do you know about you?"

Goofy said lazily: "your father, this is a disguised blind date for you under the excuse of your father's birthday."

Zhang Muhan was stunned: "what? Give me a blind date? How is this possible? "

Gao Fei sighed: "Alas, Mr. Zhang is so calculating. But this is also out of helplessness. It's still the product you provoked. "

Zhang Muhan knew Jiao Enzuo without any knowledge and promised to be his girlfriend behind his back. Although Enzuo has never held her little hand up to now, she foolishly ran to the south of Hebei Province to cheer him on.

Zhang Mu Han doesn't know Jiao Enzuo's background, but Zhang Jia does. What's more, he can see how insidious Jiao Enzuo is?

In fact, Jiao Enzuo has been secretly monitored by a secret department.

Zhang Jia, a Miao Hong family, never allows Zhang Muhan to associate with Jiao Enzuo. In order to make up for her mistakes, she takes the opportunity of her father's birthday to invite these young talents, hoping to find the right one for her.

When Zhang Muhan has a boyfriend, no one will pursue her friendship with Jiao Enzuo.

Even if not, Zhang Jia can take advantage of today's event to show his attitude to the outside world: Zhang Zhang will never allow Zhang Muhan to have any contact with Jiao Enzuo!