Whether it's the Gao family or the Chen family, they naturally don't care how thick the red envelope is. It's just a festive show in the process of welcoming a wedding when they close the door. So Xiao Chang's red envelope contains 800 yuan.
The banknotes are creaking.
"Not enough, not enough, come again, come again!"
After receiving the red envelope and checking how much money there was, the people inside yelled again: "this red envelope can only open half the door at most. Does the bridegroom want to come in sideways?"
Almost all bridegroom can meet him when he comes to his father-in-law's door to greet him. Xiao Chang has already prepared, so he immediately takes out the red envelope again and puts it in through the crack of the door.
After the woman's difficulties, Xiao Chang was sweating all over. After seven or eight times of taking out the red envelope, the door of Chen's courtyard was opened by many red envelopes.
As soon as the gate was opened, some half grown children of the Chen family, who had been instructed for a long time, suddenly rushed forward and pushed Liu Xiaolong, Xiao Chang and Li Qi into the gate.
These guys are absolutely good at making people laugh. They push and shove hard at the back. They also deliberately put a few bricks under their feet. Without noticing, Xiao Chang tripped on the ground and almost bruised his chin.
Fortunately, Liu Xiaolong worked as a policeman, and his skill was still vigorous. When he was about to trip, he put his arms around Li Qi's waist in time, and finally stabilized himself. Just as he was about to say thank you, the girl hit him with a secret elbow, and asked in a low voice with a smile: "do you want to take advantage of me?"
"I don't have it. Just like your spare ribs, what's the advantage for people to take?"
Liu Xiaolong grinned and glared at her, and was pushed into the yard by countless hands behind her.
As soon as he walked into the yard, he heard the half boys behind yelling: "the door is closed, the door is closed, you can move!"
"Well? Ready to move? What does that mean? "
When Liu Xiaolong turned his head and looked at it, Li Qi, who was against the camera, slipped away like a fish. Then he heard Xiao Chang Scream: "ouch, my nose!"
Liu Xiaolong was shocked and quickly turned back. He saw a dozen disgusting women, each with a stick wrapped in red silk. In order to get up, the bees raised the stick and smashed it down on them.
The stick is thick and thin enough to hit people well.
"Wocao, what is this program? If you don't die on your head, you'll have to leave a big bag. Isn't it going to kill you? You're just here to greet someone, but not to die! "
Liu Xiaolong was very surprised. With a strange cry, he turned around and wanted to escape. However, a group of half boys behind him had blocked his way for a long time. He had no place to escape at all. When he heard some news, he could only subconsciously raise his hand to block it.
"My life is over!"
When Liu Xiaolong raised his hand to block the two sticks, he heard the crack of things. After a cry of sadness and indignation, he found that his arm was not broken, and it didn't hurt very much. On the contrary, the sticks in the hands of those "shrews" seemed to be broken.
It turns out that these sticks wrapped with red silk are not rolling pins, but straws (it's hard for the old Chen family to get this kind of stuff in a metropolis). They look very powerful, but they don't hurt their arms. Of course, the bones won't break, but it's hard to say if they hit them in the face.
The custom of old Chen's hometown is that after the bridegroom comes to his father-in-law's house and opens the door with money, the girl's sister-in-law, sister-in-law and little cousin will smash the bridegroom with this kind of stick. The purpose is to tell him: if you dare to bully my sister-in-law in the future, be careful of your life!
Although it's straw, beating on the head will hurt at most, and it will never cause concussion, but at the same time, it also makes these shrews more unscrupulous. They swing their sticks to Liu Xiaolong and Xiao Chang and smash them open.
The other party is the bride's sister-in-law or something. Of course, Liu Xiaolong and Xiao Chang can't fight back. They can only run around the yard with their heads in their arms. They exaggerate and cry for help. After pleading for help again and again, those shrews are content to call the gong to stop.
This stick down, two Yushulinfeng handsome guy, look to have more embarrassed.
Maybe it's because it's hard to explain why he beat up the bridegroom so hard that everyone knows about Mr. Xu Gao's lewdness. So Liu Xiaolong is normal except that his mouth is a little swollen and his hair is in a bird's nest.
But Xiao Chang was miserable. His nose was bleeding, and no one was in charge of it. At last, he had to stop it with toilet paper for a while, and his face wanted to cry without tears: chum, if I had known that, I would not have been the best man!
The custom of the bridegroom being beaten up at his father-in-law's house has existed since ancient times, that is, to warn the bridegroom to be kind to the bride in the future. However, it is rare now. No one expected that this "warm scene" would reappear in the old Chen family, pushing the welcoming atmosphere to a high point
The worse the groom and the best man are beaten, the happier and more enthusiastic the bride's family is. Immediately, a steady uncle greets them with a smile and lets them into the main hall.
In the main hall, Mr. and Mrs. Chen are sitting on both sides of the eight immortals table. On the stool next to them is a middle-aged couple, like intellectuals. These are Wang Chen's biological parents.
Liu Xiaolong and Xiao Chang are very dissatisfied with the show that they beat the bridegroom, so they don't tidy up the messy image. They come into the room with pathetic faces and bow down to old Chen: "grandfather Chen."
Lao Chen didn't speak and didn't look at Xiao Chang. His vulture like eyes were staring at Liu Xiaolong. A few seconds later, he suddenly slapped the table and became furious: "monkey stage, playing the piano in disorder!"
"The old man is angry. Some people are going to have bad luck. Hum, they deserve it. It's better to teach those women a pear blossom with rain and let them beat Mr. Liu so recklessly!"
Liu Xiaolong is happy in his heart, but he deliberately looks miserable. When he is thinking about whether to cooperate with him to complain in tears, he hears old Chen scold: "who did this? On? I've let them off so lightly before I give them a discount on their legs. It's really a betrayal of my great trust! "
"Ah?"
Liu Xiaolong and Xiao Chang almost squatted on the ground in fright after listening to Lao Chen.
Or old lady Chen came out of the siege in time and said with a smile, "don't scare these two children, old man. Why do you feel more playful when you get older? Fortunately, you don't have a granddaughter married any more. Otherwise, with what you said just now, your granddaughter will have to live alone for the rest of her life. "
"Hey, hey, how can you, isn't Lao Chen bluffing these two little bunnies?"
Lao Chen just smiles. Looking at Liu Xiaolong who raises his hand to wipe sweat, he smiles like an old fox.
After sitting in the main hall for a while, Liu Xiaolong met Wang Chen's biological parents and close family members. Chen's eldest daughter-in-law came in and said that the auspicious time had come for Wang Chen to get married.
Wang Chen is in the West Wing room of the courtyard, accompanied by bridesmaids Xiao yu'er and Zhang Mu Han. Just now, she saw the play of beating the bridegroom with a stick at the window.
Dressed in a white wedding dress, Wang Chen was just chuckling when she saw the scene just now. In fact, the play of beating the bridegroom was dispensable. She insisted on it. The purpose was to enhance her impression of Gao family. Anyway, the straw would not hurt people.
Xiao Chang's nose is broken and bleeding. It's just an accident.
Xiao yu'er was in high spirits. Looking at the way she was eager to try, if she had not shouldered the important mission of bridesmaids, she would surely have rushed up with her sleeves rolled. She promised that she would be more ruthless than those sisters in law
On the contrary, Zhang Muhan, after seeing that Liu Xiaolong had been beaten to a "terrible" degree, felt extremely painful in his heart, but he did not dare to express it: who is not distressed that his man has been beaten?
There will be no violence in the next wedding show, which is very entertaining. For example, the bride's shoes are hidden, the groom has to search all over the room, the groom has to kneel in front of the window, swear to the bride that he will only love her, and they have a bowl of dumplings together.
Finally, the bridegroom went out with the bride on his back.
Although Mr. Liu used to be a jerk, he was very loyal. It's OK to pretend to be Gao Fei. It's OK to have a bowl of dumplings with Wang Chentong, but he would never take this opportunity to carry Wang Chen on his back.
Don't play with your friend's wife.
He will never carry Wang Chen behind his back. Anyway, the beating just now gave him a good reason: backache.
It's not that I was beaten by you nvxia, but that when I ran all over the yard in a hurry, I bumped into the stone table.
In order to prove that he didn't lie, Liu Xiaolong bared his teeth and put on a painful gesture to untie his clothes and show them to everyone. Li Qi came forward in time to prove that she was just over the stone table. When she saw the bridegroom hit the stone table, she seemed to hear a clatter. It might be a fracture
Wang Chen didn't expect that he would break his lover's bone. He was immediately flustered and regretted. He felt that things had gone too far.
Xiao yu'er flies to the main hall and reports to Mr. Chen.
Hearing that the bridegroom might have hurt his waist, Lao Chen was also shocked.
Compared with many people, Lao Chen, an old soldier who has been through a lot of gunfire, knows better that when a human skeleton is injured, unless it is a very obvious injury, it will only hurt faintly at that time. It seems that it is OK on the surface, and it can be found out that the matter is serious as soon as it is checked.
"You see, it's such a good thing. It's such a happy day that the child has been beaten up."
Mrs. Chen didn't want to, and proposed: "should we send the child to the hospital for examination as soon as possible..."
Without waiting for the old lady to finish, he was interrupted by old Chen: "monkey stage, today is this guy's big day, how can he go to the hospital? That's very unlucky
"But is health important, or is luck important?"
"It's all important, but my old Chen's face is also very important. If it's going to get out, how can my old Chen look up in the street, alas!"
"What about that?"
"What to do? Fish, go to tell you sister Xiaochen, don't let Gao Fei carry her out, just walk. "
Old Chen helplessly asked Xiao yu'er, but he was wondering: pinched, the boy surnamed Gao was full of bullets. I don't know how many times, and I didn't see him lack of arms and legs. Just now, the game will make him fracture?
Although Lao Chen was puzzled, he couldn't guarantee that this kind of accident would not happen, and he couldn't let Gao Fei go to the hospital for examination on this occasion. He could only order him to stop making trouble.
Liu Xiaolong was relieved to hear that he didn't have to carry his new wife out to get on the bus. He pretended that his clothes would hurt occasionally and frowned. After finishing the etiquette, he walked out of the Chen family surrounded by people.
Those uninformed guests outside were still puzzled when they saw that Wang Chen had come out.