This is the first snow in Beijing since winter.
At about two o'clock in the afternoon, the north wind was smaller than that in the morning, but the snow was falling more and more, as if to bury the capital completely.
When snow bleaches some black things, it also brings a lot of trouble to traffic.
Originally, Gao Fei could have come to Baiyun Mountain at noon, but because of the heavy snow, he was delayed for two hours on the road. Fortunately, his driving skills were excellent, not like the fool who wanted to speed with him on a snowy day. At this time, he was probably worrying about the car in the roadside drainage ditch.
Everyone knows that when it snows, the most dangerous driving is going up and down the slope, especially the road to Baiyun Mountain. Although the road condition is very good and there are few cars on the road, goofy still stops his car on the side of the road and is ready to walk up the mountain.
There were two cars in front of us who had a car accident because of the slippery road. They were in the middle of the road and almost blocked the whole road. Several young men and women on both sides were quarreling and complaining about each other.
A young man in a sleeveless T-shirt on a snowy day was calling and shouting, "Peng Laosan, you are allowed to bring at least 30 people to Laozi within 10 minutes to kill these Shabi who dare to provoke me!"
The other side is not behind. The leader is yelling at the phone, but let a team leader (police) come in the shortest time and throw two little gangsters who dare to be rude to him into the Bureau.
It seems that this is the second generation of petty officials.
Gao Fei was anxious to get up the mountain. Of course, he was not interested in watching the traffic like the other car owner who was blocked. He walked close to the roadside and stepped on the snow without his ankles. After walking for hundreds of meters, he turned the corner of the mountain and saw the Baiyun Mountain and the mountain gate which had to walk for half an hour.
When he came to Baiyun Mountain, he was going to baiyun temple.
Originally, if it wasn't for Chen Guoguo's dystocia, he would have come here and asked Taoist Du something: Why did he stop Gao Fei from returning to southern Hebei on the eve of national day.
Vaguely, Gao Fei also thought that Taoist Du might know something about Liubo mountain.
Especially after Xie Hongyan was sent to the underground building by the mysterious man, Gao Fei realized that he didn't know much about Du Daochang. There must be a lot of useful secrets in that old guy.
Walking fast in the snow, Rao Shigao was full of physical strength, but after walking for more than 20 minutes, he was still tired out in a sweat.
"It's almost there at last."
Looking at the Baiyun Mountain Gate hundreds of meters away, Gao Fei was relieved and looked back.
At this moment, the snow seemed to be bigger, and soon covered Gao Fei's steps, and no one could catch up.
No one is good. It's convenient to urinate everywhere, isn't it?
First light a cigarette, Gao Fei took off his belt and walked to the side of the road.
Just like when a dog urinates in the wild, he always likes to find a power pole or a tree to lift his legs. In fact, men urinate in the same way, not to leave any marks with urine, or simply like to shower the places above the horizon.
For example, stones, weeds and so on.
Goofy has a crush on a stone.
Of course, the stone was completely covered by the snow. It was not clear whether it was a blue stone or a black one.
Hualala - a steaming water stirred up, very powerful sprinkled on the stone, bared a black line.
Gao Fei dares to use his personality to guarantee that all the men in the world like to draw circles on the snow when they urinate in the wild, and those with high technology can draw a beautiful woman... At least, Mr. Gao, whose surname is Gao, thinks that he can draw a beautiful woman when he urinates.
Because of the visual impact and other reasons, the beauty in the front is never more realistic than that in the side, because only the side can show a good figure.
At least that's what Gao Fei thought. So when he was painting beautiful women, he thought of painting the side body, first the forehead, then the bridge of the nose, mouth, chin, neck, then the suddenly bulging chest, and then put it back in a wonderful arc.
When a beautiful woman's first half is about to be drawn, and Mr. Gao still has a large number of "dyes" to meticulously draw his favorite back half, the stone suddenly comes to life!
"Hi
There was a loud drink, and the stone suddenly rose from the ground, carrying a fluffy snow, and rushed to the sky.
Many men always have ways to "surprise" women, but few people are scared out of their wits by the "canvas" when they are painting beautiful women, especially when they are carrying pants in one hand.
"Lying trough!"
Mr. Gao, who is in a panic, instinctively leans back when the stone bursts up, just like a stake broken by the strong wind, falling straight to the ground behind him.
Anyway, the snow on the road is so thick that it won't hurt even if you fall down.
What makes Mr. Gao's heart even colder is that at the moment when the stone bursts up, he obviously sees a touch of cold light flashing through the flying snow. From the bottom to the top, it happens to be his brother's position.
knife.
Just from the cold flash, Gao Fei decided that the knife was quite sharp. If it was cut, Mr. Gao and his brother would definitely separate from him.
Who is it, hiding by the side of the road under the cover of heavy snow, trying to assassinate Mr. Gao when he urinates to draw beautiful women?
No matter who this person is, he will be admired by Mr. Gao, because the location chosen by the other party, the weather and the target in case of sudden distress are all brilliant.
When a man is painting a beautiful woman with his pants in his left hand, his vigilance is absolutely the smallest and his reaction is the slowest. If someone else were to do it, he would have been holding his crotch and rolling around in the snow, drawing red plum blossoms.
Fortunately, this person is Gao Fei, and his reaction speed is very strong. He even evaded the cruel knife when he had no time to send it. After he fell heavily on the ground, he immediately tumbled.
As soon as he rolled over, the knife in the stone's hand stabbed him where he fell. The target was still his "seven inch" part.
High flying tumble, feet even kick out, kick up the snow hit the enemy.
Instinctively, the enemy raised his hand to block the snow, but this action also gave goofy time to get up.
A carp leaped out of the water and jumped up from the ground, but then he covered his crotch with his hand. When he jumped up, his trousers slipped to his ankles.
Moreover, Mr. Gao has never been used to wearing small trousers in winter, so it's normal for him to expose his most precious place after the trouser legs slide down.
After he jumped up, he covered his crotch with his hand. It was totally instinctive, which proved that he was still a little ashamed.
However, this rare sense of shame is also harmful to him: at least, when he covers the key parts with his hands, the continuous counterattack when he jumps up appears disjointed.
When he suddenly realized that shame was far less important than his life, the stone let out a roar again, and stabbed him where he covered his hands.
Crouching trough, why does he always aim at my place?
Gao Fei was so surprised that he instinctively made a split reaction again - the pants with two legs, which hindered his split action and made his action completely deformed. Alas, in a shout, the cold light flashed!
Stab!
A very short but very clear ripping sound came from between Gao Fei's two legs.
He quickly lowered his head and saw that the knife cut from the stone cut his trousers from the middle.
I love grass.
Cold sweat came out of Gao Fei's forehead with a brush, and his anger started from his heart. He was afraid to go away. He raised his foot and kicked the stone.
After the pants were split in two, he was free from the shackles of Gao Fei and let him kick out of the original level. It was like lightning. He stamped heavily on the left shoulder of the stone and knocked him to the ground.
Without thinking about it, Gao Fei gave a loud drink, raised his right foot to the stone's face, and stomped down.
"Ah
Stone really did not expect that the knife not only did not hurt Gao Fei, but also helped him to untie the shackles, which led to his attack so fast and fierce that stone had no time to avoid this foot. Out of his instinctive fear when danger came, he let out a scream.
"Ah, a woman?"
Gao Fei is about to stamp his right foot on the stone door and stop suddenly.
If the shrieking stone was a man, Gao Fei would not hesitate to stomp down and say anything else just because he had just tried his best to cut off Mr. Gao's brother.
But this stone is a woman - a man, a real man, who has the complex of cherishing fragrance and jade?
Especially when Mr. Gao is still in a good mood.
At the same time, he finally understood why people kept calling his brother: if you were a woman, when it snowed, you would lie on the snow and play as a stone. When you were a child, a smelly man came to untie his pants and drew a beautiful woman on you with his little brother's saliva. Would you be angry and swear to cut this guy off?
Of course, there are few such silly women.
However, since there is Jing Wuyan in this world, it is not impossible to have such a woman again.
Gao Fei stamped his right foot to stop, but soon came to realize: normal women, how can they lie on the side of the road playing the role of stone at this time?
It's aimed at him. How about killing him?
It's just that Mr. Gao is dying. He just wants to pee and finds the right target, which makes her angry. She has to cut off his brother.
In this case, Mr. Gao doesn't need to feel guilty at all. Even if he doesn't kill her, he'd better subdue her first.
Gao Fei has these ideas. It's all between lightning and flint. It won't take more than 0.9 seconds. He will continue to stamp his right foot.
But he solidified less than a second, but gave the woman a chance to fight back.
Her shrieks still reverberate in the air, and her right hand has swung up quickly - the dagger, brushing the ground, stabbed at Gao Fei's face.
It's just a small knife. Of course, Mr. Gao didn't look at it. His busy head tilted back... The knife, whose speed would never exceed 300 meters per second, suddenly accelerated as it approached his chin!
At least three times faster.
Whoosh, goofy felt the pain.
He never dreamed that this woman could control the speed of the knife by such an evil means.
From this we can see how deep this woman's mind is.
It was under such circumstances that she could think of harming people in this way.
It seems that she is quite familiar with Gao Fei's Kung Fu. She knows that he can easily avoid any knife, and when judging the speed of flying away from the knife, she tries to avoid as gracefully as possible, but never thinks that the speed of the knife will suddenly accelerate.